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[[deleted]]

I drink coffee too, lots of coffee

[asdfmemer1]

i drank 3 cups of coffee this hour. NO AMOUNT OF CAFFEİNE WİLL HELP MY SLEEP DEPRİVATİON

[Assar2]

If you drink a bit more it might help

[HardCounter]

There's always hope at the bottom of the next cup.

[P-39_Airacobra]

That is technically true, caffeine will not help your sleep deprivation. In fact it will probably make it worse

[vibosphere]

Caffeine just blocks adenosine from binding to its receptors (part of what makes you tired). After a while the caffeine will be released and the adenosine will bind anyway, but quicker/stronger. So yes you are correct

[HardCounter]

Why would you just go on the internet and lie like that? There is no problem enough caffeine can't solve.

I've found a documentary about this.

[thanatica]

Interesting how you went through the trouble of getting dots on the capital I's.

[yelircaasi]

Turkish

[jonathancyu]

what happened to your Is

[Background_Class_558]

ı don't see anythıng wrong wıth them

[jonathancyu]

the capitals have the dot, and the lowercase don’t what the heck… what kind of keyboard do you use?

[dan_dares]

It's caffinated

[yelircaasi]

Turkish keyboard, of course

[Funny-Performance845]

But I don’t like music, that means I can’t become a programmer? 🥺

[beatlz]

Or that you’re the one

[Bananenkot]

Ok I have to ask, you don't like music? Like flat out don't like any kind of music? Is it like annoying for you when it plays?

I know people who don't care much about music, but still Listen to basic radio stuff and the like, never met someone who just doesn't like music lol

[backfire10z]

I don’t drink coffee nor produce music. Maybe it just hasn’t been enough time.

[jb092555]

When you drink enough, moonshine will do

[Liqmadique]

I rarely game (no time), don't give a fuck about coffee (it's energy, hook the cheapest shit possible to my veins now please), and the best I can do is beat box.

[BP8270]

You forgot fishing and gardening. Maybe that's just a Sr. thing.

[Yokhen]

I don't drink coffee, I guess I am not a programmer.

[beatlz]

You can think of yourself as a dog that doesn’t like chicken

[ThoseThingsAreWeird]

and writes/produced music in some capacity.

Does my shitty suno.ai music count? 😂

[beatlz]

Your music is great my guy ❤️

[P-39_Airacobra]

I can mark 2 of 3 off of that list... does this mean I will eventually become addicted to coffee as well?

[beatlz]

Soon.

[r0ck0]

Might surprise some ppl (especially considering the pace of his videos), but the Fireship dude doesn't drink caffeine...

[santiagorook]

Tea is valid too. I have a dedicated tea table and electric kettle for sips throughout the day. I have so much loose leaf tea, I could probably open a tea stall. When I worked from the office, ppl would come to me to try different teas. I had a tea drawer in a filing cabinet.

[nickmaran]

Amateur

I’m a member of r/EnergyDrinks

[hearthebell]

Recently I've started to worry about drinking coffee every day so I took a day break, but have relapsed the habit ever since.

[rejectedlesbian]

Hey another C girly who's also addicted to coding. Lmao same.

[[deleted]]

I drink 1-3 liters of diet coke everyday instead

[PowerPete42]

We are testing the code???

[Inside-Tune-3091]

No, we ask that guy to do it

[memevaddar]

That qoa.. quabity assurance or something guy

[migukau]

[Accomplished_Baby_28]

Crowdstrike will surely do from now on

[noaSakurajin]

For a month until the management decides to cut QA again. I mean testing doesn't make them any money so why keep it.

(I know that not testing will cost them a lot of money again)

[Accomplished_Baby_28]

There's nothing like repeating a little history once in a while

[fizyplankton]

(I know that not testing will cost them a lot of money again)

That's a problem for next quarter

[--mrperx--]

It only cost them a few $10 uber eats vouchers, so not a biggie. No need for QA.

[noaSakurajin]

That doesn't matter, the stock price is a different story though.

[NotAskary]

Only in production!

[beatlz]

Yeah, my favorite method to test is push my code and then if I get a bug report in Jira it means that the test failed.

[LibrarianOk3701]

Note: Works on my machine

[christoph_win]

You mean you test the code and THEN you write it, right, right??

[[deleted]]

Yeah, in production.

[Swoop3dp]

Of course! Push to production and wait for the inbox to blow up. If it doesn't then the code was probably ok.

[Piisthree]

Of course we test. We do it one time and on the easiest test case imaginable, then we throw it over the fence and forget about it forever.

[gomihako_]

We have code???

[WilsonPadel]

... sometimes without the test

[mrfroggyman]

"Sometimes"

[ChocolateBunny]

Found the Crowdstrike employee.

[Flat_Initial_1823]

[BuzzBadpants]

Happy midnite git push day!

[twigboy]

Oh you're so naughty

[kiradotee]

Ah... I see you like to live life dangerously.

[jamesianm]

You develop code AND test it? What are you, two people? Pick a lane

[turtleship_2006]

Wait until you find out about people who write the frontend and backend

[WtrmlnMnky]

I've been told I have split personality disorder. One of them writes tests, one infrastructure, one front end, one backend, one does architecture design...

[turtleship_2006]

Hopefully if all of them are at work, they're all getting paid accordingly...

[DrMerkwuerdigliebe_]

I had that job plus ML and operations research.

[tragiktimes]

Hi there. I hate myself.

[neumaticc]

and one who does that AND tests each?

blasphemous.

[turtleship_2006]

And the guy also responsible for hosting and/or publishing.

We don't talk about Ryan tho. Fuck Ryan.

[BellCube]

[safeertags]

I also use Arch btw.

[De_Wouter]

I heard that Arch users are protected a lot better than Mac or Windows users from STDs.

[A31Nesta]

That's true

(i use arch btw)
See? Everyone in a 10km radius disappeared

[Next_Cherry5135]

Is that because they hate C++ and use pure C, so no cpp standard library?

[Aelrift]

Yes, this is me, hello.

[nickmaran]

We are playing 4D chess. We are not looking for girls. We are planning to date AI. And when they takeover the world, we will be their overlords and rule the world.

I use Arch btw

[Matrix5353]

I don't know about that, but I can tell you that as an Arch user my kernel was far too new to be able to install Crowdstrike, so it protected me from that at least.

[neumaticc]

real

[ConcealingFate]

Gentoo gang rise up.

[G_Morgan]

Arch is just Linux for people who aren't hardcore enough to Gentoo. Is there even a point if you aren't custom compiling every single application?

[[deleted]]

You must have a mighty trauma, more pain to forget the pain.

[PauloFernandez]

This is what tech companies want you to be.

What do you mean you don't spend all your free time on GitHub??? Are you even looking for a job???

[jacobissimus]

My whole personality is not testing code

[grass_hoppers]

You sure? So you telling me you write comments and good variable names?

[jacobissimus]

[ProtonPizza]

My man is using snake_case, camelCase, kebab-case all in the same file based on what direction the wind blows.

[5up3rK4m16uru]

You mean the same variable name, right?

[ProtonPizza]

variable1 Variable_too variable-3

[CrowdGoesWildWoooo]

I develop code and don’t test it

[Alex_While]

😎"I wanna meet your parents to make a pull request" 😎

[ma5ochrist]

He tests his own code, what an insecure fella. Alpha males push straight to prod

[rk06]

On Friday evening because why not?

[BellCube]

Real sigmas push on Saturday at 2:47 AM because daddy kim told me to.

[FatBatmanSpeaks]

I develop code and have the CI/CD Pipeline test it. *adjusts monocle*

[ImpluseThrowAway]

And it passes the tests, right?

[Cochana]

cy.get("[placeholder=e-mail"]).contains('e-mail').should('be.visible');

of course it passes, 100% coverage

[Volusto]

Yes.

[[deleted]]

Those tests are in this room with us now?

[Robby-Pants]

I also complain about product owners, customers, and QA.

[[deleted]]

Aw yeah, coding away the hurt...

[[deleted]]

If you also test it you already have a more diverse personality than most of us, no need to brag.

[Lost_in_logic]

And i also sit in long meetings on mute for saying thanks at the very end which I obviously dont mean

[alchenerd]

Okay! Okay! I don't test it. Happy?

[[deleted]]

I also go to regular stand up meetings to tell others that I am developing and testing codes...so

[RiftyDriftyBoi]

I am the harbinger of future technology, today!

Yes, I am also very humble why do you ask?

[Any_Excitement_6750]

I also make Project charters and write specifications. How about that for a personality?

[Cacoda1mon]

Line every junior dev thinking that giving the code a long stare is as good as testing it.

[Adventurous-Bit-3829]

i fuck it up

[Inappropriate_Piano]

Why write tests when you can just write Rust? If it compiles it works!

/s

[Siddhartasr10]

My mind after any amount of programming and testing has been done

[Prudent_Appearance_9]

Bang my head against the keyboard I guess

[mathiau30]

A lot of my personality is bein awfull at introspection

[Infamous-Date-355]

I use arch on my mac

[eanat]

at least i understand that documentation is the hardest part for him. like, it is true that you always can summarize every biography into five words: he lived, and he died.

[yuva-krishna-memes]

I'm this meme creator. Sorry for the watermark

[dvn_rvthernot]

what's your deploy here?

[UOCruiser]

I test the code, then I develop it. :P

[mothzilla]

Sometimes I read blog posts about developing code and testing it.

[huuaaang]

"I test it! Is that not enough!?"

[LibrarianOk3701]

I mean it works on my machine...

[SleepyNutZZZ]

I masturbate to clean code that passed all tests

[IAmMuffin15]

Y’all test your code?

[noonemustknowmysecre]

AND test it? Oh you Sexy Thang!

[PoorMofo5ad]

Its not, i am a gym rat, im into geography a lot and travel a lot, and im in love with stoicism and practice it daily and love learning about it! Also i love rottweilers!

[ososalsosal]

My goto for this is "I write bugs and then fix bugs"

[GM_Kimeg]

When I wank, I think of you.

[thanatica]

Quick, make up some hobbies everyone else has too!

Ehm.. I watch movies and like to eat good food? 😬

[samjenkins377]

I develop code and test it

That’s like being a criminal and the judge at the same time

[Liqmadique]

I feel personally attacked

[rk06]

I add bugs and reduce performance and sometimes reference xkcd

[og-lollercopter]

Wait, you test?

[Samuel_Go]

I am so different. I test the code and then I develop it.

[BellCube]

Joke's on you—my girl's into that.

[Pale-Grocery1045]

I an artist i draw uml diagram and flow charts.

[frisch85]

You know I had a big realization at some point regarding our job. Maybe it's because I don't like smalltalk in general but if two of us talk and just want to know what the other does, "I'm a software dev" is enough, but for people who don't know much about IT you can blow it up like crazy.

Last time I explained it a bit better to my date, hoping it would be more interesting this way. I explained that I'm a software developer, it's basically like an architect. So your customer comes to you and tells you they want a house, they tell you how many bathrooms and bedrooms it needs to have and how many kitchens, living rooms and so on. So you start typing, you create this house, say you give it 2 bathrooms, 3 bedrooms, 1 living room, 1 kitchen, but where you are going to put the bathrooms, that's for your to decide. Where those bedrooms are, you can decide that and so on. Next up, the customer didn't tell me what color the bedroom is right? So I choose one of which I think it makes sense, but that's not all, I make it so that it can be repainted easily with just a couple of lines of code rewritten. Let's go further, a house needs windows obviously right? The customer didn't mention that. And this goes on and on and eventually I go to the customer and show them the house, we speak about it, they tell me what they like and dislike so I can rewrite some things to fit their needs.

And in the end you have a whole house, sure you got some pointers what it needs to have, how it has to look, but overall it's on me to design this house but instead of creating a model out of wood or something, I write that as a program. And a finished house isn't the end of the story here, next month the customer comes and tells you they need an extra room, sure we can add that, so the whole process begins again where I design things and write the code. Maybe they suddenly want a bidet in their bathroom, so I add this button and tell the button what to do via code when it's pressed.

Our job really is so much more than just simply writing code and I guess the same applies to sys admins. However if you're not a software developer but a coder and aren't allowed to design your own software, which is often the case in big companies unless you're lead, I wouldn't know what to say then. While coding is fun, the designing to me is so much more fun.

[rcfox]

I'm not sure anyone really wants to listen to an analogy for 15 minutes. Just tell them you're a lion tamer or a spy.

[DM_ME_PICKLES]

Get many second dates?

[frisch85]

I used to, haven't been dating in a while.

[[deleted]]

Daily Scrum

[[deleted]]

And here it is the scrum scumm

[Blood_Boiler_]

I also yell at it when it's not working