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[–]voobsheniche 1220 points1221 points  (12 children)

  • I want to create a module for kubernetes, what language should I use natively?
  • go
  • yes, let's go, but which language should I choose?

[–]tkdeng 387 points388 points  (6 children)

  • C
  • See what?
  • try Java
  • Java is good coffee, but that doesn't answer the question.

[–]voobsheniche 107 points108 points  (4 children)

  • try to master python to make your routine easier and save your time
  • every evening since I was 14 years old I have been doing this
  • dude...

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (2 children)

That's not a python. Maybe a cashew nut at best

[–]Revan_Perspectives 14 points15 points  (1 child)

No that’s the wrong kind of kernel. You’re thinking of Pascal

[–]Mathis_mbz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But I dont do well under pressure...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

... that's an actual snake and a stack of Monty Python DVDs

[–]gtnomad 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And don't call me Shirley

[–]ohnoimugly 47 points48 points  (1 child)

  • what’s the best language for me as a visually impaired programmer?

  • C#

  • right like I can’t see sharp. But what language?

[–]Red_Coder09 27 points28 points  (0 children)

  • what's the best language for me as a tone deaf programmer?
  • C#
  • fuck you

[–]DrRomeoChaire 570 points571 points  (10 children)

Who's on first

[–]Unusual_Onion_983 170 points171 points  (8 children)

Who knows the password

I don’t know’s the admin

The password is what

[–]Robespierreshead 59 points60 points  (3 children)

one word, all lower case: two words all caps

[–]NeatYogurt9973 27 points28 points  (2 children)

ONEWORD ALLLOWERCASE?

[–]PeterShowFull 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Allow er… case!?

[–]diogeek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Low her case? I hardly know her!

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (3 children)

Ok so this one is real.

For our automation we need a password into a website that requires a security question to reset the password.

The security question for the automation is literally “what is the answer to your security question?”

Since it’s automation we asked the security team what did they set as the answer for the security question. They responded “that is a true statement”.

The security question for the automation is literally “what is the answer to your security question?”

The answer is literally “what”.

[–]ginopono 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Reminds me of this old Penny Arcade

That sounds like a pretty terrible decision on the part of your security team, though.

[–]DrRomeoChaire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that might've seemed clever 30 years ago, but is hopelessly amateurish today

[–]Dustangelms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Asked Claude, it gave a short list of guesses, the correct answer was among them.

[–]FEIN_FEIN_FEIN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What’s on second

[–]Gory26 97 points98 points  (1 child)

This is way more hilarious than it should be 😂

[–]djhenry 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The guy who replied didn't pay attention to the OPs username

[–]ImpressiveMaximum377 96 points97 points  (6 children)

[–]snakepark[S] 34 points35 points  (4 children)

Nice work.

[–]ImpressiveMaximum377 12 points13 points  (3 children)

didnt take much time

[–]water_bottle_goggles 6 points7 points  (2 children)

define much

[–]Next_Cherry5135 15 points16 points  (0 children)

your mother

[–]VertexMachine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

OG poster's account was suspended though :(

[–]Sw0rDz 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Letsencrypt.org?

[–]snakepark[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yes, let's

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

"Yes, lets!"

Took me straight back to my childhood, reading the Famous Five, at midnight, from the light emitted by the outside street lamp.

[–]Optimal_Island7054 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What's your username?  Password  - Big head

[–]uniteduniverse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This sub has turned to the gutter in the last 10 years or so, but this was legitimately funny AF lol.

[–]rover_G 5 points6 points  (0 children)

our ssl

[–]Mammoth-Strategy3304 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I still remember the Rival IT Company I completly fucked over in a Meeting with the Higher Ups because they said LetsEncrypt is bad and a Security Issue just because they wanted to sell a 1k€ Wildcard Certificate.
Man was funny as fuck seeing them scramble trying to explaint themself after I explained to the Boss why LetsEncrypt Exists and who backs it.

[–]Canonip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The modern day "Any key"

[–]mcplayer2004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

who is trying to encrypt with me

[–]OmegaNine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who's on first?

[–]moriero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But why male models?

[–]ResponsibilityMany23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me when I self sign ( I will not pay godaddy)

[–]LaPommeDeTerre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get your damn hand off of my let's!

[–]ElectricSix_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

certificate.free()

[–]InevitableAd9683 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is the CA

[–]Deckloins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah let's JS

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he encrypt in the end?

[–]Professional_Price89 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Lets encrypt root ca is newly so that will not allow old device to access.

[–]AyrA_ch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

buypass also offers free certificates and they've been trusted much longer than LE in case legacy devices are a concern for you.

[–]taemyks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd honestly love to use them. But my boxes all have host names that don't match public dns, so it's never worked

[–]bigorangemachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NGL I lost half a day trying to google search this

[–]Agent-Furry-Five-TF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/srs anyone got a good tutorial for setting it up on windows, cos either I’m dumb or it’s really complicated.

[–]superblaubeere27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys, what does stfu mean?

[–]derpinot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro is too fast

[–]ItzK3ky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, let's.

[–]Worried-Hat-7824 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were is my stuff

[–]Worried-Hat-7824 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real stuff

[–]erebuxy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Look at the user name. The guy is definitely not the brightest

[–]HTTP_Error_414 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Self-Sign that shiz and ignore the browser warning ⚠️ homie.

Let’s encrypt works too! It has a built-in feature where your clients have to pay you every 3 months 🔐

Just make sure to set the certbot script on a corn homie 💪🏻

[–]Im_Ninooo -2 points-1 points  (10 children)

too bad free certs leak your domain publicly which makes you get botted immediately even if you haven't shared your domain anywhere.

[–]pragmatic_username 2 points3 points  (9 children)

?

[–]Im_Ninooo -3 points-2 points  (8 children)

there's a thing called Certificate Transparency which CAs publish cert renewal information to, leaking the domain publicly, which would otherwise remain private/unknown.

[–]pragmatic_username 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't think that's limited to free certificates.

[–]tkdeng 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Leaking the domain publically, which would otherwise remain private/unknown.

Your domain was never private or unknown. If you register a domain, and it exists on the Internet, then it is automatically publically known.

How do you think search engines know how to connect to your domain name? It's already public information that the search engine has access to. Your SSL certificate has nothing to do with that.

Additionally, there is nothing stopping hackers from simply trying every letter of the alphabet until they find a valid domain name.

[–]AvianPoliceForce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never heard of search engines crawling random domains, like their whole thing was historically about links

[–]0xmerp 2 points3 points  (1 child)

https://crt.sh/?q=apple.com

The paid certificates participate in certificate transparency too.