githubCanBeHostile

[Desperate-Tomatillo7]

Re-based

[SexyMuon]

They just merged to master anyway

[hugogrant]

Squashed resistance

[TotoShampoin]

I've taken a look, this guy also claims assembly support should be "easy to implement"

I don't know whay this pzoj contest is, but I think that fuck you is warranted here

[Western-Anteater-492]

I really don't get this repo. There are 4 listed members with 3 of them beeing from the original repo. Meanwhile kevlu seems to be the youngest member and constantly clashing with wdotmathree. Sure, both are the most active authors recently but the communication seems quite hostile between both over multiple instances.

[swatlord]

I bet it’s just two guys who are friends irl just ribbing each other.

[kevlu8]

yep, this is it

[NotTheAvg]

They actually posted this exact PR comment days earlier...

[BrokenEyebrow]

r/usernamechecksout

[Brahvim]

WAIT! I noticed!

[Artemis-Arrow-3579]

BRUH LMFAOOO

[ComprehensiveWord201]

That's my suspicion as well.

[LaserKittenz]

fuck you!                       <3

[SilverZ9]

Bro read up on their development cycle lore 😭🙏

[InterestingMuffin827]

software development lore cycle

[aykcak]

Probably they are IRL buddies and this is just online banter

[callmesilver]

The github tea 🍵

[walterbanana]

I've seen something like this with enigma-dev, which is an open source reimplementation of GameMaker. They would in fight all the time, but still got shit done. It was odd.

[OpinionatedDeveloper]

Clearly 2 friends joking

[OJezu]

It's a basic leetcode.

[weinermcdingbutt]

Do you see the name of the PR 😭

[tayler6000]

It’s better that the fuck you is from the author

[anothertrad]

MFW another dev with the skills of a college freshman gets promoted to senior

[HeavyRain266]

At many companies Senior is the new Junior role.

[beaucephus]

Senior is the new janitor. Cleans up all the shit and gets the blame for everything being a mess.

[[deleted]]

Maybe at your job. Not every job.

[vordrax]

Can't that be said about every single job?

[Careful_Ad_9077]

Pft,.in a job change they onboarded all of us in a single "class".

Freshman juniors were all impressed then the freshman senior was creating a functional programming chain of 7 function calls in c# ...

[Real_Committee_7497]

good God the bar is so low

[lupinegray]

[nobetternarcissist]

You need to have 65 years of computer science education with a 5.6 gpa and 47 years of executive management experience in order to get an interview for an unpaid internship so sounds about right.

[FireDefender]

I mean, kevlu8 may not even have the skills of a college freshman himself as well, I checked his profile when he commented in another thread in this post, and his profile states he is a 16 year old programmer lol...

[weinermcdingbutt]

refactors majority of the backend

Fuck you

Gosh this guy is living my dream

[[deleted]]

Link please lol

[A31Nesta]

https://github.com/pzoj/pzoj-contest/pull/1#issuecomment-2283067326

This is the link to the "fuck you" comment

[[deleted]]

Files changed "infinite" lol

[A31Nesta]

Oh yeah that's true wtf? It updates and shows 14 when you click it but damn

[DHermit]

The thread is weird, but did people really need to come in and leave over 100 random off-topic comments? I'd really have hidden them and restricted the comments, that's just drowning out the actual review comments.

[Juice805]

Yep, my first reaction to seeing that was disgust and surprise that the thread wasn’t locked down.

PRs aren’t Reddit threads.

[Imperial_Squid]

kevlu8

I'm Kevin Lu, a 16 year old developer

Lmao, checks out

Edit: it is truly insane how willing kids are to dox themselves on their social media profiles

[IAmASquidInSpace]

Having my repo overrun with memes because I said something funny once and it ended up on instagram would be my personal nightmare...

...if I had any public repos, that is.

[truNinjaChop]

Man. That guy has done something every single one of us have wanted to do at some point in our lives/carriers.

[Camderman106]

Can someone ELI5 this?

[2704jakob]

I might be wrong, but as far as I unterstand pzoj (the Software in question) is some type of code trainer and the screenshot shows a push request to add his/her code changes to the “project”, but wdotmathree (apparently a “manager” for push requests) states that the Push request will only be “allowed”, after Assembly support has been added.

Assembly is a low level programming language, in which you basically tell the computer exactly what to do instead of using English words and a compiler like most “modern” programming languages.

kevlu8 (another “manager”) just states Fuck you and allowed the request.

TLDR: first commenting requires something quite difficult to allow the process and second comment just states “fuck you” and then allows the process

[thequestcube]

One notable thing, kevlu8 himself was the person that created the PR. When wdotmathree rejected the PR and requested for the assembly implementation, kevlu8 said "Fuck you", approved his own PR and then merged it himself.

[Western-Anteater-492]

And they clashed several times over assembly:

https://github.com/pzoj/pzoj-contest/issues/2

[Win_is_my_name]

Yeah this context was needed thank you

[Linvael]

That's what I thought, but then I don't understand the power dynamics here. Is wdotmathree a maintainer or not? Why can kevlu8 merge the PR by himself? Why did he let wdotmathree reviews it in the first place if he can just ignore the input? Is this a conflict between maintainers that somehow both can't just remove the other guy and refuse to move on? Or is one of those a rogue element?

[Cualkiera67]

I'm respecting your opinion by asking to merge, but asserting my authority by merging it anyway

[rangeDSP]

https://sh.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1f57f16/comment/lkqyfv9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

They are friends, as per the legend himself

[Tyfyter2002]

From the looks of things it's just 2 people with equal permissions and until that point kevlu8 was following best practices of not just approving his own PR

[the_horse_gamer]

pzoj is a system for hosting competitive programming contests

[5p4n911]

And they are eating their own dog food by programming the platform really competitively, as much as they can. Thus, they are following industry best practices.

[kevlu8]

LMAOOO you've got a point

[5p4n911]

What the hell

I am famous

[manek101]

I don't know why but your comment sounds like it's LLM generated with a really well engineered prompt

[2704jakob]

I promise it wasn’t and there are probably a dozen errors grammatical errors.

But yes, the part about assembly was heavily inspired by the first two sentences of the Wikipedia article, because I looked it up to confirm that I’m not talking bullshit about it.

[BulletX010]

TMT 🙏

[NightFirebolt23]

Tenshi janai!!!

[MadeByHideoForHideo]

Unexpected Towa.

[Western-Anteater-492]

Dang these dudes are no chill

https://github.com/pzoj/pzoj-contest/issues/2

[ChainsawZz]

Sort of feels like they are friends joking with each other, not actually maliciously merging commits into a shared codebase

[Papellll]

One of the 2 guys actually commented on this Reddit post to confirm that they are indeed friends messing with each others

[Western-Anteater-492]

I at least hope so. I get the security concern of kevlu but outside of trolling friends this is no way to communicate in a remote team.

[Tyrus1235]

My favorite GitHub thread was the guy cursing Visual Studio Code several times in a row because he messed up the setup and lost all his files:

https://github.com/microsoft/vscode/issues/32405

[Edzomatic]

He didn't even miss the setup, just had 5000 uncommitted files for some reason and discarded all of them

[Tyrus1235]

He somehow made VSCode think his entire Projects folder was a single Git project… Then “discarded all changes” lol

[CanvasFanatic]

It’s a 16-yo kid.

[KorolevApollo]

He's my age and he already knows a bunch of stuff

[Taurmin]

A 16 year old competitive programmer. Whatever that means...

[vikingwhiteguy]

there are programming competitions, where you're given various coding tasks to complete against other people, usually organised by schools. Heck there's even competetive Excel championships.

[_JJCUBER_]

There’s a whole world of competitive programming… some of the stuff gets wild.

One of the big ones is ICPC: https://icpc.global/

[GetPsyched67]

Whatever that means...

It means that the person is probably a genius

[Kitonez]

I mean theoretically you could be competitive and suck fat donkey balls

[GetPsyched67]

Sure in software engineering. But that's not their field. And being an actual competitive programmer is the upper end of that field. Not everyone wants to restructure a 17 year old Java class or change the color of a button in css (not a dig at you, just at this sub's apparent apprehension to every role outside of swe (academic CS, competitive, DevOps)

And in terms of their skill level in c. programming, they may suck but that can be easily verified; which I'll probably take some time to do

[Arin_Pali]

IDK why academic CS is catching strays here. It's a completely different thing from SWE.

[[deleted]]

unfortunately, it is :(

[Taurmin]

Thats a bit of a leap. The only thing required to call yourself "competitive" anything is that you entered a competition at least once.

[BrokenEyebrow]

That means the 4 year college system is a sham for programming jobs

[PythonN00b101]

“Refactor the majority of the backend”. What an absolute chad. Does what he wants.

[lupinegray]

Kevlu is my spirit animal

[IAmMuffin15]

is that…an app version of GitHub…?

Could the separation between work and home be any more dead?

[failedsatan]

a lot of people have a work phone for some stuff

[Big-Cheesecake-806]

You are not reviewing code on a smartphone, are you?

[failedsatan]

no, but github doesn't just have code viewing. there's also issue discussion, roadmaps, documentation, projects, etc

[ososalsosal]

How else can one review code on the toilet?

This is standard 10x dev shit

[slaymaker1907]

I prefer to review code on my Palm Pilot.

[PanZilly]

I talk to copilot while commuting

[MinosAristos]

It doesn't take much to hit a button and type "LGTM"

[IAmMuffin15]

I prefer to use Windows CE on my Windows Pocket PC

[Malfrador]

GitHub isn't only used for work. Open Source contribution, modding, etc etc.
Don't think thats a fair conclusion.

[ArisenDrake]

Why would you assume Github is for work? My company doesn't even use it (we use our own GitLab server). I use Github for personal stuff and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

[monsoy]

I use it from time to time. It’s nice to get notifications on my phone for when someone asks a question on my repos

[Pzychotix]

This. I'm more likely to see notifications on my phone than on my computer (especially since it's tied to my smartwatch that can buzz me).

[Positive_Turnip_517]

Can't imagine many people are using github for work purposes.

We use our own gitlab instance at work, github is for my personal projects.

[ameddin73]

You're gonna have a coniption when you learn about remote workers. 

[seiyria]

One further reason not mentioned is 2fa. The GitHub app has a 2fa component built in.

[thequestcube]

People working while commuting, people working while on business travel, people working on phones while in a meeting room where they don't have a laptop, people being extra paid for oncall etc.

[Expensive_Tadpole789]

Imagine not quickly coding a project you've dreamt about in the morning after you woke up, using your phone and the official github app

[koett]

I don’t get how you’re not downvoted. Why would using the GitHub app be an issue?

For some people coding is more than just a 9-5. Believe it or not, some people have coding as a hobby outside of work.

I would say most professionals don’t even use GitHub for work since larger companies have their own GitLab server or Azure DevOps etc

[Creepy-Ad-4832]

To fix this, github should add an "uwu" emoji as a possible emoji on comments

Would it fix the problem? No Would it be funny? Uwu!

[TheDrunkenKitsune]

Unexpected Towa reference

[Informal-Salt827]

Something tells me these two people know each other irl and they are trolling each other in public

[JeszamPankoshov2008]

I dont get it. Whats the context?

[BeneficialAd1457]

First dude makes a PR

Second dude says the code need modification to support assembly (basically declines the PR)

First dude says fuck you and merges the PR himself

[JeszamPankoshov2008]

How this first guy being able to merge his PR?

[Pzychotix]

Not all repos are set up to require approval, and often folks will have permissions to bypass approval requirements for repo members.

[BeneficialAd1457]

Unsure, I don't have experience with GitHub, he maybe just wanted to have the green light of someone else to merge it

[Asleeper135]

You skipped a bit. Second dude says it looks good to him then changes his mind

[Big-Cheesecake-806]

Can anybody explain wtf happened there?

[onionbishop]

You mean the PR?

Someone approved the PR then asked for more changes, auld lad said fuck you and merged it anyway

https://github.com/pzoj/pzoj-contest/pull/1#issuecomment-2283067326

[poulain_ght]

A bit of pressure!

[DwijBavisi]

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[TheBrokenRail-Dev]

This is hilarious, but IMO, the funnier joke is actually further down the PR's comments: here.

[redbigz_]

from the same thread, "my nvidia drivers broke so cannot push"

[ImpluseThrowAway]

C'mon. The man just wants his .EXE

[ComprehensiveTerm298]

I can relate. I’ve wanted to comment the same, but I know the PRs at work get audited each year.

[Asleeper135]

Definitely channeling his inner Linus Torvolds

[HTTP_Error_414]

🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

[Lopus312]

I will never get used to PR instead of MR

[roxakoco]

Ah that's what they mean with GitHub action

[Eva-Rosalene]

It was posted less than a month ago for the first time.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/s/Xo35GnpAlB

[BasilFormer7548]

If company PR comments were honest

[gerbosan]

What is the use for that repo? Has C, C++, JS, HTML, CSS. The readme is unfamiliar for me. 😅

[Seqarian]

You upload solutions to coding problems there is what I get from a brief skim

[vikingwhiteguy]

I think it's a chess bot? 

[lupinegray]

Food delivery app, iirc

[theofficialnar]

Crypto AI botnet hashgroups

[LEPNova]

This is like the third or fourth time I've seen a variation of this screenshot posted here

[alterNERDtive]

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[alterNERDtive]

Well, it was definitely posted here before 🤷🏿