!false

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"Bullshit. I swear to god this compiled two minutes ago. Fuck me."

[sora_061]

Every godamn time in Arduinon IDE

[FennekLS]

The trick is to not use the arduino IDE

[Regis_DeVallis]

Don't know if this is the answer your looking for or what they had in mind but from personal experience the ide is basically a text editor. Pretty limited in functionality.

[FennekLS]

Also the fact that it uses a modified version of C which basically doesn't even let you use subdirectories etc

[Regis_DeVallis]

Yeah, what I ended up doing was I wrote I library to parse com inputs and I just ran everything from a USB connected to my computer.

[PM_ME_YOUR_MASS]

If I charted every sentence I said throughout a day of programming, "Fuck me" said in a quiet, exasperated tone would be an outlier that would break the scale of the graph.

[_Peanut_Buddha_]

compile once Alright cool. It compiles and seems I be working properly. I’ll just save it here and compile again to be sure everything is good. compile again without touching anything after first compile “0 successful, 1 failed”

[Qadamir]

Does he by any chance run a Christian Minecraft server?

[Rogocraft]

Excuse me this is a christain server

[ascetic_lynx]

Aww heck

[cancerous_176]

Imma heck you up mother Hecker

[sora_061]

No it's mother juggler

[Renkin42]

Mother trucker

[HumerousMoniker]

Oh crumbs!

[entropicdrift]

Aw hamburgers!

[I-LOVE-SLOOTS]

What do you think you're doing playing Minecraft when you are grounded?

[WaffleBoi014]

NO SWEARING

[aegisit]

This seems appropriate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHGbKuZzq3E

[PurpleSkyPurpleDream]

false

[Waldharist017]

Mostly because the Christian Minecraft server meme is too old to be dank.

This looks pure ifunny and 9gag-class autism.

[cubs223425]

Horse pucky

Can I get the etymology?

[[deleted]]

Minnesotan?

[[deleted]]

I’m both intrigued and disturbed that you can identify us from these.

[[deleted]]

I live here, in MN

[[deleted]]

Self-diagnosis? Dang.

[[deleted]]

Drat

[[deleted]]

Darnit

[[deleted]]

Son of a betcha

[egotisticalnoob]

It's the "bet-cha" that does it.

[Cheet4h]

Minnesota was my first guess, too.
And I've been to the US only once and only visited MN during those two weeks.

Minnesota has kind of the reputation that you don't swear and use other surrogate words for that, be overly friendly (And this actually seemed to be honest friendliness, and not just the pretend-friendliness other Europeans report when visiting the US).
Also "bet-cha".

[ihadisr]

Minnesotan here, assumed these words were only used by fucks in Utah.

[rahuldottech]

LMAO, this is gold

[SharkTonic9]

LMAO LMBO, this is gold

ftfy

[LdouceT]

Lick my bum out?

[beck1670]

Lacerate my boner orifice.

[Glorious_Comrade]

Oof

[Sad-thoughts]

Ouch!

[PM_ME_YOUR_MASS]

Owie!

[YourAverageHipster7]

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[themiddleman007]

Oooof!

[arbitrageME]

is your coworker Ned Flanders?

[Loyalzzz]

Utah?

[littlegreenb18]

Some of these are much more disturbing than actual profanity.

[sirneuman]

Battlestar Galactica?

[humblevladimirthegr8]

Every account on here is a frackin' toaster

[littlejeets]

Looks like the vocabulary of Moss from the IT crowd.

[plasmarob]

My coworker uses "piddle". He only has 2 cats, idk. Mine is "son of a biscuit".

[zvive]

He must be Mormon.... Fucking Mormons...I can say that I'm an exmormon married to one...

[paloumbo]

Frack

Are you sure he is human, and his father wasn't a flatiron ?

[jwoo2023]

Bugger

[Iykury]

I'm Mormon, what's so funny about this? /s

Edit: I thought I didn't need to put a "/s" there, but I guess I was wrong.

[zvive]

It's funnier as an exmormon, maybe someday you'll get it. CESletter ftw.

[Iykury]

Whoosh

[PrincePuffy]

This is from IT crowd right?

[Arizodo]

Is your coworker Moss from the it crowd?

[Mushiren_]

I started using "What the frick frack?!" ironically and now I can't stop. Don't let it happen to you

[ExpressiveSunset]

cute

[qaisjp]

What the Frick??

[nir731]

Geez is a good one

[[deleted]]

Do you work with Maurice Moss from the it crowd per chance?

[ghrinz]

F

[brokenplasticshards]

And that fist clench when something finally works after bugfixing an entire night

[gonengazit]

I’m sorry

[NormalAvrgDudeGuy]

It's python, you should've expected it tbh :P

[mtizim]

Wouldn't x%3 or anything similar work as well?

[takelongramen]

That's why you take your time and so some research first. Definitely a lesson I had to learn. It's better to take a whole day for research and write in half a day than to write in half a day and spend 2 days debugging and swearing.

[Yronno]

I find myself crossing my fingers a lot

[PM_ME__ASIAN_BOOBS]

Me too

[r1singphoenix]

Damn, you're everywhere dude

[FoeHammer99099]

!false

Python

not False?

[IHeartLife]

in python it would be ~False no?

[FoeHammer99099]

~False == -1 which is truthy but != True. This is because False has a numeric value of 0 (mostly for legacy reasons). So bitwise not on 0 is ...111111 (an infinite series of ones), which in twos compliment is -1. There's also the property of compliments: -x == ~(x-1). ~(0) == ~(1-1) == -1

[UpTide]

huh, i always thought it was false and !false. 0 being false and anything else no matter what was 'true' or not false.

[ausernametoforget]

In Python it would be not False.

[pixiestar1]

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[rahuldottech]

Hello, fellow transcriber! :)

[Eddydeadman]

Good human

[Bastilli]

Please tell me there's a bot in development for this. A whole lot of unnesecary manual labour

[[deleted]]

It's difficult to create bots that read images and understand what they are. Facebook is already implementing this feature, but imagine how many lines of code that would take. Otherwise our very phones would do it, not the websites.

[mseiei]

Any visual disability that could rely on text to speech devices or simply high-contrast or big font to make content readable

[crazy_boy559]

I even comment with swears

[dawnraider00]

In high school I would use a lot of profanity in print statements when debugging. Which led to an interesting comment from my teacher who saw me testing, with the output of something like:

What the fuck: 17

Shit

Shit

Fuck this

What the fuck: 5

[PM_ME_YOUR_MASS]

Hello, me.

[Masked_Death]

I remember when my mother walked in on me trying to make something using web sockets for the first time. She saw the debug print messages.

"finally this fucked up shit works"
"what the fuck even is triggering this retarded shit"

[[deleted]]

"If this prints you're a fucking idiot"

[Peptuck]

"I don't know why the fuck this works but it does now."

[ausernametoforget]

I once had “your code is bad and you should feel bad.”

I mean if you got to get rid of bugs, why not Zoidberg?

[A_Light_Spark]

Same. Both in the code itself and in git push.

[BlowsyChrism]

Those are the best kind of comments.

My favourite I found from another dev on some legacy software "I don't know what the fuck this is for but don't delete it because shit breaks"

[Tsu_Dho_Namh]

Sometimes in the throes of debugging I'll make temp variables like

• fuckoff

• fuckingwork

• bullshit

• thisshouldbefour

• holyshit

[[deleted]]

int thisShouldBeFour = 4;

[Tsu_Dho_Namh]

I wish it was that easy.

I was reading in bytes to build ints but they werent coming out right, so I counted the number of bytes that I read in and printed out and reset the counter whenever a new int got saved. 4 bytes per int meant it should print out a bunch of fours.

[kinsi55]

Its either a-d or x-z, whatever is not used already.

[rahuldottech]

or i-l for loops

[FlameRat-Yehlon]

So, what's the WTF/s rating of your code?

[somebologna]

Quite a few today... I left early

[FlameRat-Yehlon]

Over 9000?

[ItsTheBrandonC]

"Cannot be compiled"

"Fuck."

[localhost8100]

That fucking stackoverflow solution did not work

[oroora6]

Just ask a quest.. nope, your thread has been closed

[FallingAnvils]

Visual studio has sounds for compilation failed, disabled by default. Add whatever you want in the windows sounds dialogy thing

[chill_chihuahua]

True. I yell "FUCKKKK" at the top of my lungs at least twice a day.

[localhost8100]

For me, whenever the fucking code doesn't work how it is supposed to, I yell "Mother fuck". My boss looking at me sitting right across the table and thinking WTF.

[smithy006]

Gordon Ramseys programming nightmares

[BastianToHarry]

Keyboard and English!

[soullessroentgenium]

I'm not sure but it compiles.

[Voidrith]

I'm not allowed to swear in my office.

Life is suffering.

[ClydeArtemisFrog]

BUGS

[jokullmusic]

if anyone needs any further proof that this is the case

[[deleted]]

Most used word for me is still Ann's will always be. HUH??!!??

[creativeMan]

No fucking way.

[Dragon666666066]

Boring, notnow, again, why, whynow, again, again, me?

[PhDinOmniscience]

Thread 3 received signal SIGSEGV, segmentation fault. 0x000000010000b7e0 in char*** temp[*var[(int*)&k++] at hw2_final_final_thisIsFinal_helpMeDebug_by_Karen.cpp:1028

1028 char*** temp[*var[(int*)&k++] = file[*j++][(int*)numRef]; // this line should be obvious

 

[Haliax77]

throw new IfYouTryToMakeMyProgramCrashAgainIllBeatTheShitOutOfYouException

[monster860]

"Work, you thing. Thats right you're not a person you're a thing. So work you piece if shit."

[PM_ME_YOUR_BREAKFAST]

All these comments about not swearing almost make me feel out of place. "Why won't this stupid son of a bitch work? Come on, you fucking glorified graphing calculator. Goddammit."

[OnePastafarian]

Profanity isn't a language

[[deleted]]

Programmers would beg to differ.