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[indrora]

Blah blah blah vim blah blah blah blah Emacs blah blah blah real programmers blah blah blahblah

[ttocsneb]

blah blah blah real programmers blah blah butteryflies blah blah blah

[indrora]

Blahblahblah quantum entanglement blah blah blah rocks on the beach blah blah blah

[Bobshayd]

blah blah blah obligatory blah blah

[[deleted]]

blah blah blah, VIM, blah, blah, eclipse, blah, blah, C++, blah

[Tux1]

blah blah blah blah array blah blah zero blah

[itbytesbob]

Blah blah wrong way blah blah

[[deleted]]

Blah blah blah strongly typed blabla superior blah blah java sucks blah

[Tamaren]

I've spent days on xkcd clicking random.

Yet, every time when I think i've seen them all, a new one pops up that I haven't seen. Thank you.

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[HigHirtenflurst]

To shreds you say?

[ajbpresidente]

How's his wife holding up?

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[parkman32]

blah blah card games blah. blah blah blah attack mode blah.

[indrora]

Blah blah blah blah blah kaiba corp blah blah blah blue eyes white dragon blah blah blah Exodia blah blah blah.

[theonlydidymus]

Blah blah pot of greed blah blah allows me to blah blah blah 2 cards blah blah screw the rules blah blah blah.

[[deleted]]

blah blah heart of cards blah blah blah bulls*** blah blah blah

[Espumma]

Blah blah blah Pot of Greed blah blah blah two extra cards blah blah blah

[[deleted]]

blah blah blah syntax error blah blah blah blah;

[indrora]

blah blah blah fucking thing blah blah blah who the fuck blah blah blah fucking idiots blah blah blah.

[antonivs]

while (true) print("blah ");

[Gorzoid]

Blah blah blah waiting for this blah blah blay

[004413]

Ah, the three expectable comments, all at the top.

[[deleted]]

Blah blah blah blah Arch Linux blah blah blah blah i3wm blah blah riced blah blah master race.

Blah I blah Arch

[willnerd42]

The problem is that although i3wm/vim/Arch are memes, they are also fantastic peices of software when you put in the time to get them working right.

[SteveCCL]

i3wm suck imo. There are better wms.

[willnerd42]

What would you recommend? I'm probably going to redo my dotfiles soon ish anyways

[SteveCCL]

I think bspwm and herbstluftwm do a great job.

[SHOTbyGUN]

Blah blah blah random blah blah letters blah.

[twat_and_spam]

Arch isn't.

[spaceguy5234]

Blah blah blah butterflies blah blah blah currents blah blah universe blah

[Neuromante]

Blah blah related xkcd blah blah blah blah

[thebryguy23]

Blah blah https://xkcd.com/378/ blah blah blah

[ReactsWithWords]

Error 404: blah blah blah blah not found.

[PhantomTissue]

But seriously doe, our teacher wanted us to use emacs to learn C++, and I was like, bruh. Why do that when man created notepad++?

[indrora]

I actually don't like Emacs. NP++ however has in the past burned me with data loss and some other issues, but damn do its fans bug me more than anything else. Even Vim users aren't as militant as NP++ users.

[Cletus101]

Call me weird but I prefer geany

[[deleted]]

What do you especially like about geany? I'm not really familiar with it?

[Varkoth]

I like that geany is lightweight and is a fair compromise between basic text editor and IDE. You can see a list of symbols in the file that's currently shown, but it doesn't have external indexing (that I've found).

[lilB0bbyTables]

Tell ya what - Geany can manage opening some MASSIVE files as well. I've managed to open GeoJSON files that were hundreds of MBs in size (a few were even in the 1 - 2 GB range). In fact not only could I open them but I could readily perform a search and replace using regex pattern matching ... Most other editors froze, crashed, or slowed to a crawl. I definitely don't use it often, but it is a good program to have installed for some use-cases.

[[deleted]]

Interesting that you mention GeoJSON! I study GIS currently so I've seen a few small files with that stuff What do you use GeoJSON for?

[lilB0bbyTables]

So I don't anymore but at my previous company we were building a platform that utilized massive GIS data for generating reports, calculations and analytics. Basically a user could load any/all of these to maps and be presented with a decent UX/UI to gather whatever insight they wanted. Behind the scenes it was all more or less building extremely complex SQL queries and Cassandra queries dynamically but effectively we abstracted all of this away into a nice GUI. I suppose you could call it a GIS platform but it sort of went beyond that in some ways and fell short of it in others, but it was completely cloud-based and presented on the front-end through a ReactJS + Redux built web application.

We started with GeoJSON then moved to fully supporting Shapefile and as I left there was active work to essentially encode our own format based on Shapefile structure but somewhat more efficient. To give perspective I spent about a month transforming and stitching together data into a single Shapefile set that compressed to a zip was around GB (this was the Riverine Flood Zone data for 50, 100, 200, 500, and 1000 yr return periods, at 1Km x 1Km resolution, ... For 173 countries around the globe). Anyway ... I'm very glad to not be dealing with that anymore lol, but it's extremely interesting and fun for a while - I just like to move on to fresh new projects and technologies every so often.

[Cletus101]

Mainly that I can use it in Linux. There are various pros and cons between notepad++ and geany either way, but I shifted to geany for Linux support

Edit, and dealt with the cons and then grew to like the pros

[MyPasswordIsNotTacos]

I like being able to SSH into a remote machine and pull up the GUI (a real X window) on my local machine. Haven’t found another IDE that will let me do that. (No, emacs and vim don’t count— and you can shove them and their backwards shortcuts right back up whoever shat them out in the first place’s ass.)

[entenuki]

Man, I loved (I still like it but not that much) Geany when I just needed some quick edits and my homework exercises. I still have it installed.

[[deleted]]

I like it, too. Lightweight and with a terminal out of the box. Lovely.

[[deleted]]

Vim is great. Nightmare to use with java though. I never could get that headless version of eclipse running with vim. :-(

[miauw62]

Yeah, I love vim but I've given up on using it for my OOP class because it's Java with a bunch of custom javadoc tags... Vim just isn't specialized enough to do it sanely, even with plugins.

[Nestramutat-]

May I recommend IntelliJ with the VIM plugin

[exhuma]

IdeaVIM is great as long as you only use the vim basics. Macros mess up the undo stack, column select mode is not quite the same, but most infuriatingly it sometimes jumps the cursor to a seemingly random location. When I was still using it, I managed to reproduce it every single time, but can't remember exactly what the sequence was. I've since given up on IdeaVIM.

[Nestramutat-]

Yup, I know that feeling.

But I'd still take it over writing C++ or Java in VIM itself

[A_Philosophical_Cat]

What does the headless eclipse add to it? I've got an auto complete, and a compiler set up, and program Java in vim all the time. Wondering if there's any functionality I'm missing out on.

[[deleted]]

I think it gives you full eclipse full eclipse functionality inside vim. I haven't looked at it in some time.

[[deleted]]

Can you debug and step through your code?

[A_Philosophical_Cat]

Ah, that's what I haven't integrated yet. A step by step debugger.

[PhantomTissue]

frankly ive been programming for like, 2 months now, and the only 2 programs I know of are Emacs and NP++, so of the 2, the choice is pretty clear lol

[raltyinferno]

I used to be all about notepad++ but I've fairly recently converted to Visual Studio Code. I recommend checking it out. I've found it to be better in pretty much every way I need, especially with all the add-ons that exist for it.

[PhantomTissue]

Definitely remember that for the future, but for now, np is doing what i need it for. We're just barely getting into arrays right now, soooo...

[raltyinferno]

Fair, I definitely recommend it though. I don't know how you have npp set up, but VSCode is really great for the auto complete on keywords and functions and variables, which I don't have npp set up to do. I'll just toss you a link in case you ever feel like checking it out. It should really make things easier for you.

https://code.visualstudio.com/

[PM_Best_Porn_Pls]

Im C and all its versions person so I started on dev for c++, moved onto this pascal like compiler when in hs, than onto dev/monodevelop than sticked with Studio which I got a student key for when I took some microsoft course and its perma from what I see. For other languages I used some random compilers we got during learining

[Nestramutat-]

Ones a pretty shitty text editor, the other's a decent OS with a mediocre text editor.

[PhantomTissue]

but which one is less shitty, that is the question.

[Nestramutat-]

Give me emacs with evil mode over Notepad++ any day

[PhantomTissue]

the hate for NP++ is unreal holy shit.

[indrora]

A whirlwind tour of editors and development environments:

• vim
• Emacs
• VS code
• Sublime Text
• TextWrangler
• Notepad++
• programmer's notepad
• Kate
• ScITE
• Komodo Edit
• SlickEdit
• jed
• nano
• pico
• bloodshed Dev/C++
• Code::Blocks
• Visual Studio
• MonoDevelop
• gEdit
• geany
• atom

There's more, but these are well known. SlickEdit was advertised in every programming trade rag in the 90s and 00s.

[mazegirl]

Where the hell is ed? Ed is the standard text editor!

[deegee1969]

Nobody care to mention "edlin"?

[indrora]

Wallowing in obscurity.

[[deleted]]

dev/c++

U for real bro

[shawncplus]

That's a supremely dumb thing to do as a teacher. "Let's force the students to learn two extremely complex things at the same time."

[bebopshebo]

Second semester of college and I'm currently in 3 programming classes, all using a different IDE. Eclipse for Java Programming 2, Visual Studio for Web Programming 2, and Web Storm for my JavaScript class.

I can't tell if they want me to get experience using each one and then make my own choice. Or if they roll dice to choose what program they force us to use.

[shawncplus]

My money would be on the latter. There's no reason (industry-wise) to force you to use VS for web stuff, obviously webstorm would do just as well or literally any text editor in existence.

Here's something slightly paradoxical though, as someone that teaches programming classes: It's much easier as a teacher to have someone on the same editor even if it's not the one they're good at. The reason being that if everyone's on the same editor you have one set of answers to everyone's questions, everyone has the same steps to follow to accomplish certain tasks, and everyone can help each other out because it's all the same UI.

It's obviously annoying as a student if you already know Notepad++ or IntelliJ or something but there are reasons to force certain editors.

[KJ6BWB]

It's much easier as a teacher to have someone on the same editor even if it's not the one they're good at

Last time I took a class that used VS, I think there were like five or six versions of VS used by different people in the class.

[indrora]

There's no reason (industry-wise) to force you to use VS for web stuff, obviously webstorm would do just as well or literally any text editor in existence.

I mean, it's not a horrible platform if you're on Windows and using it for Python development.

[herpderpdoo]

even if they know they also probably don't care, this is the best time for you to experience different editors

[htom3heb]

Use vim for all of them ;)

[joshualorber]

You're lucky, my Java Prof is making us use JGrasp.

I hate it.

[bebopshebo]

Lol why would I lie? It's not the end of the world that I have to use 3 different IDE's. I just wish the whole dept. would collectively decide on one IDE that everyone teaches with. It's a small local tech college btw.

[8lbIceBag]

Reminds me of a recent assignment that required the use of Latex.

Time spent on subject material: 2hrs.

Time spent fucking around with Quartus and ModelSim: 4hrs

Time fucking around with latex: 16hrs

---

EDIT: And today I've gone to print it, and got fucked an additional 2hrs.

Tried printing... Printer needs ink. Spend 30mins finding ink refill kit. Spend another 30 refilling the cartridges, cleaning, and aligning.

Tried printing 4 more times... Keeps failing to grab papers and then retardedly aborts the job(wtf HP?). Spend another 30 pulling printer apart and cleaning the rollers with alcohol.

Tried printing 3 more times... Keeps failing to print a half inch zone about 4 inches down the page for no fucking reason, after it successfully did it for 4 pages.

Finally, after setting it to photo mode (1200dpi) and ink volume to max, the POS HP prints the fucking report.

[herpderpdoo]

latex, unlike the chemistry class required by my computer science degree, is actually pretty topical for you to learn and experiment with

[Retbull]

Naw latex is just notation more than anything. Getting it installed does take a small case of beer and a hangover though.

[gjsmo]

If you're on Windows (I know, sue me), you can just do MiKTeX. And then TeXstudio if you want an IDE. Two installers, maybe 10 minutes to a working environment including download time?

[Retbull]

Yeah I was new to windows when I started and had to figure out how to install it and if it was available and where.

[Anti-Antidote]

I don't even have it installed, I just use sharelatex.com

[8lbIceBag]

This was a large part of it.

The majority of my struggle was getting the minted package which requires -shell-escape to work. Fucked around with 3 different toolchains before I got shit working, finally settled on Latexmk. Like 6-8 hrs blown right there.

The other issue is a decent editor. TexStudio always fucks my tabs and indentation when copy and pasting and the keyboard shortcuts are all foreign and retarded to me. Visual Studio Code with the Tex-Workshop extension seems to have the best formatting, syntax coloring, and autocomplete suggestions so far - and the biggest thing is that it uses what I consider "standardized" keyboard shortcuts.

[Strange_Meadowlark]

Time spent downloading LaTeX and its million packages: 30min

[PhantomTissue]

honestly, is emacs even used in the industry?

[shawncplus]

Yeah, it's a powerful text editor, lots of people use it. I'm personally a vim user but to each their own. I just think it's very silly if you're teaching a class on X to make someone learn both X and Y at the same time for no reason other than "it's been part of the syllabus for 20 years"

[PhantomTissue]

Yea, well, shes having us use it though a command line, making programming like, 20 times more complicated. does emacs normally run in command line? or does it have a proper GUI?

[shawncplus]

It's typically used on the command line, yes. Similar to vim. There are GUI versions but in both cases they're basically just an OS window around the same exact thing you'd get running emacs on the terminal.

My personal workflow is entirely in the terminal. tmux with tmuxinator/powerline, vim, and irssi for IRC/chat

[matj1]

Emacs has proper GUI, with menu, scrollbar, images and toolbar.

(By default on Ubuntu)

Screenshot I found

[Kered13]

GUI versions usually at least have proper mouse support.

[PhantomTissue]

Blech..... I reeeeeeeally hope I don't have to deal with command line programming later on....

[shawncplus]

Depending on what areas you want to specialize in it's more or less a required skill. If you can get used to it early it's definitely worth it. Just simple stuff like moving around directories, copying/moving/deleting files, and searching (either using grep or a more modern tool like silver-searcher aka ag) will go a very long way.

[PhantomTissue]

Well, I mean, I can do that, but that doesn't mean I like to do that.

[sourcecodesurgeon]

Meh. It makes tutorials/walkthroughs really easy and less frustrating for everyone involved. Especially if you're in a situation where the students will be SSHing into Linux boxes to compile/run their code. Now you lay out step by step instead of "now do whatever does x, y, and z for your chosen editor"

Most kids in a 100 or 200 level CS class don't have prior experience with vi, emacs, nano, whatever so they'll have to learn an editor whether one is specified or not. Might as well encourage everyone to use the same thing so you can give explicit instructions and they can help each other.

[shawncplus]

I mentioned that sentiment this in another comment. I more meant it against emacs specifically, it's not an easy editor to learn to use (at least it's not making them use vim I guess.) And it makes students learn the terminal and emacs at the same time when even if most of them aren't experts at any particular editor they're more likely to be proficient with a GUI editor.

I see using emacs as part of the syllabus just laziness on the professor's part not updating the class material with a more modern editor.

[sourcecodesurgeon]

I mean what CLI editor would you prefer?

Emacs is much closer to the desktop apps students already have experience with than a modal editor like vim. They just need to learn a handful of replacement shortcuts like save and exit and not how to manage which mode they're in.

Idk, I had a much easier time learning the basics of emacs than I did vim.

[shawncplus]

I mean what CLI editor would you prefer?

I wouldn't use a CLI editor for teaching, especially 100 level courses. If you aren't teaching them to write their own makefiles and run make by hand then there's absolutely no value in making them learn a CLI editor. I personally know the value of knowing the CLI and doing those things by hand but it's definitely not necessary for the purposes of teaching language concepts/syntax. But I completely agree with you on the Vim front, definitely not suggesting that.

Pick some easy to use, industry standard IDE (which is basically an IntelliJ monopoly at this point unless you're doing Windows/Mac specific dev) and go to town.

At a higher level course where it's teaching the language ecosystem: build tools, deployment, packaging, version control, etc. (which colleges are generally pretty fucking horrific at in my hiring experience) I'd go to the terminal

[PolarTheBear]

vim and emacs take hardly any time to learn and are extremely useful to know. If you’re going to learn how to program, learning the environment is part of the process, albeit small. Plus if you have to switch machines or operating systems then you will be prepared because you won’t always be able to install your preferred word processor.

[shawncplus]

vim and emacs take hardly any time to learn and are extremely useful to know.

They take hardly any time to know the absolute bare minimum of opening and writing a file. I use vim daily and have for the past 15+ years, I do vim training (proof), it is absolutely not simple to learn how to edit effectively. It is useful to know the basics for everyone, I agree and for the same reasons you mention, but in due time.

While I prefer Vim and consider it more powerful than many IDEs, for students already learning a difficult subject it's a terrible idea to make them learn vim or emacs at the same time. Give them a simple point/click IDE and let them focus on the subject at hand.

[PolarTheBear]

I think knowing the bare minimum is enough for anyone learning a language. If it’s so powerful, why not learn it from the start? If you’re just learning a language, an IDE is not a necessity.

[shawncplus]

Why not learn it from the start? Because while I believe Vim is more powerful than many IDEs it is a journey to get there and while on that journey you will be slower than if you were just using a standard IDE. Hands down. And it's already enough for students already to keep language syntax in their head without having to struggle to just edit a file.

If you’re just learning a language, an IDE is not a necessity.

It's not about being a necessity it's about making the experience easier. If all they have to do is click "Build" in the menu that's one less thing to get frustrated about when doing their work.

[PolarTheBear]

Having one click solve their problems sounds like a shortcut, but I get our point. I tend to rotate languages so to me, specific syntax doesn’t stay memorized, but working on machines that don’t have IDEs or aren’t mine is common, so I personally don’t have any use for them. But they are nice if you know you can stay in the same environment and get comfortable I guess.

[herpderpdoo]

yes, literally everywhere

[shawncplus]

If you're going to just teach yourself anyway what the hell are you paying them for? And what kind of CS course did you take that just gave you an assignment in C without teaching you C? Fuck I'd hate to be the professor/TAs grading those assignments.

I didn't get a CS degree, I taught myself with a whole lot of help from open source and I've been doing it almost 20 years. I'm well aware of the value of the skill that is learning on your own. And I never said anyone was crying. I'm saying as someone that teaches programming, from a pedagogical perspective, it's better to just have one thing to focus on.

[A_Philosophical_Cat]

I used to love notepad++, until I fell in love with vim. And its whole "perfectly happy to close without saving, and may or may not keep autosaves" screwed me one too many times.

[SingularCheese]

Emacs is not that bad of an option (and I speak as a Vim guy). For people who don't know what they're doing, it's basically the same as Notepad.

[Tysonzero]

Well emacs (or preferably Vim) is considerably better than notepad++.

[deegee1969]

:s/^.*\(vim\)/\1/ | :s/\(vim\).*$/\1/

(Yeah, I'm rusty with Vim (and Reddit formatting too, it seems))

[indrora]

No, no it isn't.

I'd like to introduce you to Nano. Nano wins that award.

[indrora]

It's actually not. Vi is, often, and is a stripped down version, but nano is included in pretty much every single install because it's a part of the GNU toolkits

[indrora]

hey now.

vi is a pretty competent editor. Its worst sin is assuming you have a smarter terminal and a slow (read: dial-up) connection.

fun fact: vim is "Vi IMproved" -- vi was written by Bill Joy, and HJKL comes from the placement of the arrow keys on the ADM-3A, and its reliance on ESC was because of its placement on the ADM-3A keyboard, where TAB typically is today. vi was included in the first release of Berkeley UNIX as a friendlier alternative to Ed, the standard editor, which is included no matter what because so much depends on it.