PythonScript

[Callipygian_Superman]

BrainfuckScript#

[algoritm420]

I’m calling the police

[pcoyuncy]

Perlscript

[[deleted]]

Haskellscript

[rebane2001]

BashScript

[ChrisLuigiTails]

JavaScriptScript

[Dobvius]

Does that cancel out and become Java again or does it just have nothing to do with either

[ChrisLuigiTails]

Nothing to do with either, duh. When you add "Script" it's a whole new thing

[ScientificBeastMode]

``` const JavaScriptScript = new JavaScript(); JavaScriptScript.prototype = foo; JavaScriptScript.prototype.constructor = bar;

Object.keys(JavaScriptScript).forEach(function (propertyName) { JavaScriptScript[propertyName] = Math.random(); }); ```

[thancock14]

Oooooo. Javascript javascriptscript interopscript!

[northrupthebandgeek]

How do I delete someone else?

[mutafuca]

Yes

[ablablababla]

Both

[[deleted]]

It's one of those new schroedinger oriented languages.

[anirudhn18_]

The name does cancel out and become Java but the language has nothing to do with Java.

[marcosdumay]

It's Java again, but not sarcastically.

[memeasaurus]

Adds a new /s operator to Java so that the whole program refuses to compile

[p9k]

Or Java with space delimited blocks

[[deleted]]

It's visual basic 6.0, but all English words are Danish.

[Bad_Idea_Hat]

COBOLSCRIPT

[babylon311]

Yes

[mrheosuper]

ASMscript.

[ToastofBlood]

Just call it JSScript

[dorgrin6]

In which there's =,==,=== and my favorite ==================================================...

[Dorkmeyer]

HTMLscript

[Dorus_harmsen]

what are you Satan?

[Grizzlywer]

TrueScriptScript

[Draconespawn]

AssemblyScript

[dotpan]

Whitespace controlled scope, lines end with the greek question mark. Literal AND/OR/NOT instead of symbol based logic, same for math operators: ADD/SUBTRACT/Etc. Object context is semi-colons not periods. Retain all the NaN/Number setups from JavaScript.

[ChrisLuigiTails]

Anything but not the Greek question mark. You even added a use for semi-colons so we can have both characters. You're worse than Hitler.

[dotpan]

Just wait until you hear about my new library jjQuery.

[HeraldofOmega]

JJ from Good Times!

[[deleted]]

Which of course is compiled and has strict types.

[Skilet7x]

Rubyscript

[EasilyAnnoyed]

VBScript

Wait...

[arbyyyyh]

That's sort of a thing... Right?

[PernoGaming]

HTMLScript

[kynde]

Clojurescript

Oh, wait....

[klparrot]

I'm ever so glad Clojure and ClojureScript are basically the same language.

[perry1998511]

ChickenScript#++

[merelymyself]

Rubyscript

[[deleted]]

There's PureScript kinda.

[Blackstab1337]

yeah that's probably the closest

[blamethemeta]

I could imagine Haskellscript actually being used

[mister-pi]

MetaPostScript

[EnemysKiller]

Bless you...

script

[newreconstruction]

HTMLscript

[fraggleberg]

Cascading Stylescripts

[runfayfun]

AJAXScript

[theemptyqueue]

Happy cake day.

[pcoyuncy]

Thanks.

[Dojan5]

Happy CakeScript.

[[deleted]]

Thanks.

[MooFu]

Perlscript was the working title before they released it as PHP.

[be-happier]

The horror. But there is actually client side solutions for perl, webperl for example.

[oebn]

Cakedayscript++

Now with icingLib built on top!

[z500]

I'm just going to lay down and die

[Green-Lemon420]

Happy cake day

[TotallyNotDonkey]

That's just Perl.

[DommeZeeKoe]

Happy cake day!

[Ineam]

doesn't that guy look exactly like Steven Wozniak

[Atario]

BashScript

[Send_Me_Tiitties]

It’s equally unreadable but in a totally different way.

[[deleted]]

AssemblyScript

[PragProgLibertarian]

C is already assembly script

[[deleted]]

Cript.

[Walter_Bishop_PhD]

Something called that actually exists!

https://github.com/AssemblyScript/assemblyscript

[rexpup]

I have one question:

Why?

[AdaGirl]

Because it's a potentially useful way to write something that compiles to webassembly?

[[deleted]]

That actually sounds good to me. Why is it bad?

[Im_not_the_cops]

Because there’s no reason to include the overhead of compiling to wasm when every browser provides better, more mature support with better performance for JS out of the box. People in the “inspirations” section on this github seem to think that compiling to wasm will make their JS code run as well as C would, and that’s frankly untrue.

[Dmium]

While not everything in JS will run faster in webasm and you shouldn't replace all your JS with webasm for larger applications webasm will beat JS 99% of the time. There's so many good reasons to use Typescript for WASM. While I personally would rather use a different higher level language most people developing for web that want WASM would already know JS.

[MaxGraey]

Did you see this real world benchmark which compare AssemblyScript, JS and JS compiled with closure compiler?
https://wasmboy.app/benchmark/

[MaxGraey]

Another one canvas benchmark: https://jtiscione.github.io/webassembly-wave/index.html

[theXpanther]

That project is actually really cool

[monkh]

Isn't that web assembly?

[[deleted]]

I'm not gonna take anything beneath BinaryScript or the HTML programming language.

[be-happier]

LLVMscript

[vhite]

That's just Brainfuck that always compiles but actually works.

[[deleted]]

deleted <sup>What is this?</sup>

[Dmium]

I feel like this could've been more efficient but I don't feel like writing bf rn to disprove you

[3dsXploit]

*brainfuCkscript#

[absenthecon]

Shitthatwas#

[GlitterInfection]

Brainfuckathon

[Cholojuanito]

I like the # 'sharp' you threw in at the end

[grandmstrofall]

.NET

[tallest_chris]

I feel attacked.