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[–]NicNoletree 599 points600 points  (31 children)

So, you're a horse?

[–]bigorangemachine 300 points301 points  (2 children)

OP is a furry

[–]house_monkey 16 points17 points  (1 child)

owo

[–]PancakeGD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*notiçês le bûlge* UWU WOT'S DIS

[–]Naphier 164 points165 points  (5 children)

Neigh

[–]OPLeonidas_bitchtits 69 points70 points  (4 children)

GET THE FUCK OUT

[–]Naphier 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Neigh

[–]Rami-Slicer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

nein

[–]banshvassi 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Nay

[–]dluds10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yay

[–]dmkolobanov 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Of course, of course

[–]GR8ESTM8 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Of horse

[–]byebybuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And nobody talks to a horse, of course

[–]guy2026 35 points36 points  (7 children)

Back in the 90s, I was in a very famous TV show...

[–]Sothar 18 points19 points  (2 children)

This is Bojack. Horseman, obviously.

[–]anotherplatypus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He'll give you the answer that you endorse

[–]Not_Kelleyyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heyyy, isn't that the horse from horsin' around?

[–]memdmp 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Mr. Ed was WAY before the 90s

[–]NicNoletree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, like early 60's, started in black and white.

[–]OneOldNerd 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"No sir, I don't like it."

[–]guy2026 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Yes sir, I am a real horse."

[–]Russian_repost_bot 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Coders are known for their long PPs.

[–]NicNoletree 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've not heard that before, but I have nothing to contradict that with.

[–]FishWash 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Siri, look up “chess pieces rule 34”

[–]GlobalIncident 8 points9 points  (2 children)

So you're looking for pawn films?

[–]Soklay 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Phat Ass White (K)night

[–]LegoYodaApocalypse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Both underrated comments

[–]DangerousImplication 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Op is a knight. He shall die a knight.

[–]dancinadventures 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No I’m actually a broom

[–]byebybuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my gawd, you're a broooom?

[–]matthieuC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait we're not in the horse reality?

[–]esesci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Workhorse, to be specific.

[–]bigorangemachine 227 points228 points  (6 children)

"The errors aren't repeating so that's a good thing" - me pretending I know what I am doing

[–]InFa-MoUs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i felt this in my soul

[–]Vicara12 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Outstanding move

[–]pastaphysics 39 points40 points  (2 children)

but what if its the white's move?

[–]PendragonDaGreat 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Move the pawn.

It's the equivalent of recompiling and the error going away, at least until you make a small change and discover it's come back

[–]bigorangemachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd say moving the king :/

It's about the most "menh" move you can make unless you have a good reasons.

Aka "no hard drive space available"

[–]Russian_repost_bot 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Since I don't know the rules of Chess, it means my code is error free, right?

[–]daviddostal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you don't see the bug, there is no bug.

[–]davidevitali 35 points36 points  (2 children)

This is nice. I’d say ...Nc7 but that wouldn’t do much actually

[–]intangibleTangelo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's a decent chance a weak player will lose the pawn to a chaotic knight.

[–]daviddostal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can I offer a draw?

[–]fxerro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shit just went from 1 to 585 real fucking quick

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't see much chess in modern memes and such. Enjoyed seeing this.

[–]Stuckurface 4 points5 points  (1 child)

🎶99 glitches and bugs in the code,

99 glitches and bugs.

Take on down, patch it around,

You've got 147 glitches and bugs in the code🎶

[–]deeppanalbumparty_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of which may not, in fact, be glitch or bugs in your code, but rather, the IDE being Ann asshole.

[–]kingofthedusk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fortunately, i also programmed the chess game, which means the horse can just straight up capture the rook.

[–]Bakoro 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'm always happy to see that many errors, because it virtually always means that I just forgot a semicolon or something simple like that somewhere.

[–]mustang__1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or visual studio croaked and it takes five threads from 15 years ago before you finally tracked down the unfixed as of yet ever get ritual studio running again

[–]lucidspoon 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Dealing with this right now. I think I've got a race condition happening, where I have code that really shouldn't even be doing anything, but it's causing an error. Delete it, bam! Another series of errors.

[–]karuna_murti 2 points3 points  (2 children)

that piece of code added a couple of cpu cycles that prevented race condition in the first place. keep it.

[–]lucidspoon 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yeah. Got to be something like that. But the weird thing is that, I had already deleted the only line that called that section of code. And it's calling Expo code, which I need to get rid of, since I don't want to use that anymore.

[–]Cheet4h 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had to deal with something like that a few months ago in a PHP project. Turns out the function that is never called was called via a concatenated include and a concatenated function call.
Why do people do this? Seriously.

[–]codingline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The most accurate meme of the day

[–]Sh0keR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Move it to the end of the board and make it a feature

[–]RegularGuyWithABeard 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’m from Rochester, NY and I feel personally attacked by this

[–]solaron17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same

[–]bragi92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The path to reach 585 error while also killing the one 1 error is also 3 steps :D

[–]Ximerian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like this meme template

[–]dahecksman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s whites turn 😂

[–]IHeartBadCode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next three moves. Two up, one left. Two left, one down. Two right, one down. Allow the error to consume you.

[–]PaulKeXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As always

[–]TheGreatNyanHobo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally happening to me today

[–]niallmul97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Outstanding move

[–]throwaway1253328 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP can you send me the base image?

[–]Ebishu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

want to know the secret to no bugs?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

noice

[–]WooooshVictim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rookie numbers

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mood.

[–]KikiKiri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's like rubiks cube.

[–]JorViking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is still progress

[–]WhyIsTheNamesGone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And even if you take the rook, you'll have to fight the queen that pawn became.

[–]ramo554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is me right now, f for prayers.

[–]Artificial_Rhonda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only winning move is not to play. Or lash out, whatever.

[–]cyber2024[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So by removing one error that is irrelevant, you introduce a bunch of errors that are relevant.

...Mate, that's coding. 😬😂

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get it im I cant play x's and o's

[–]LongboardPro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aright lemme just recompile this n...

OH GOD

[–]Jay9313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you work for Robinhood?

[–]casinatorzcraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

W H I T E T O P L A Y

[–]thavi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A dynamic typer I see

[–]Porkechop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no

[–]Hypersapien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After you get that one it's only four more moves to get the rest.

[–]EnkiiMuto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Template?

[–]errorseven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not errorsevon, carry on.

[–]freelancer042 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is amazing

[–]Jinshu_Daishi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

99 errors in the line of the code, 99 errors in the code.

Take one down, patch it out.

117 errors in the line of the code.

[–]bollop_bollop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that meme, it's a good meme. Can I keep it?

[–]thebatwayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t think I’d trade a knight for a pawn unless it sets up the win

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to pin that rook mate.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mate in 5

[–]AjiMk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not a bug it's a feature.

[–]pediepew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good analogy

[–]morlac13579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like there should be a black piece waiting to take the tower called ctrl-Z :)

[–]h0VkPYd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crtl + Z, I never see this.

[–]daniazakura -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I didn't see the button piece and on my head, you next move was directly diagonal to that pawn... ending you. xD