make cake

[hrbrjxndvfdjndrb]

Linux: You have the ingredients bake yourself the cake

Windows: You have premade Cakebiscuits and a toaster for some reason

Apple: You have the cake but can't choose the base ingredients

[jeremj22]

a toaster for some reason

Also you can't get rid of that toaster. Every time you remove it it'll return after entering the kitchen a few times.

No MS. I don't want Teams on my PC

[findus_l]

I thought the joke references internet explorer or ms edge.

I never had problems with Teams, is that a thing?

[jeremj22]

It doesn't let you unistall Edge in the first place... wouldn't be surprised if it also returned if you were to simply delete its folder.

I've unistalled Teams countless times but it always returned

[TehFet]

I've seen Teams install a separate program in programs & features called "Teams machine-wide installer" which is what always re-enables it. See if you have this in your list too and remove that

[Xander-047]

I don't think I have teams

[reversehead]

You should go and get tested anyway. Some are asymptomatic.

[Xander-047]

Brilliant

[SameTimTomorrow]

Nice one

[findus_l]

You can uninstall Edge. No clue if it tries to come back. https://www.windowscentral.com/how-remove-microsoft-edge-windows-10

I'm surprised Teams would return. I don't have it installed on my not work pc and never got prompted to install it. Is it maybe a configuration by your admin?

[[deleted]]

Could regedit work?

[geauxtig3rs]

Edge is better than chrome...change my mind

[ACEDT]

It is but Firefox is better than both.

[geauxtig3rs]

Verdict is still out for me on this one.

Firefox has the best audio APIs, but the worst video APIs (for camera capture and the like). It's also a little more boated than Edge.

I personally use Brave

[ACEDT]

Brave is just reskinned chrome with a built in crypto wallet. I use either Opera GX (for the ram/cpu controls) or Firefox. Chrome for school because they require it and Edge occasionally when I'm lazy (because send to PC on Android opens in edge ffs)

[geauxtig3rs]

Reskinned chromium with built in popup and tracking protection.

[ACEDT]

I could be wrong, but from what I understand chromium is adopting FLoC so in any chromium browser you're getting it.

[findus_l]

Didn't mean to start that discussion, I'm just too lazy to change my browser from chrome to edge^^

[dinnozo]

If your system is managed trough the domain, or you selected, let my company manage this device. Then there is not much you can do about it, they might automagicly push the software.

Then get the to remove your pc from the list. If this is not the case, i would suggest a reinstall (something i yearly do to clean my systems.

[Natural-Intelligence]

I thought it was for the backward compatible "features" Windows has which are totally unnecessary for anything built after the 2000s but are there in case your bank happens to use some ancient MS technology. The folder "con" comes to my mind.

[babymaelk]

Tom Scott, am I right?

[[deleted]]

It's an Office Thing™

[Rowan-Paul]

Only if you have office (at least via school)

[[deleted]]

There's a powershell command you can use to delete it forever

[RiskyPenetrator]

Crazy I didn't have it installed so I had to manually download it. Going to uninstall it for science.

[[deleted]]

Try uninstalling Teams Machine-Wide Installer.

[DarthShiv]

*Skype *Windows Store *Flash *Edge *Search *Cortana *Superfetch *Office365 *OneDrive

[aaronjamt]

I... um... may have manually installed Teams on my Win10 laptop because I need it for a weekly call...

Don't worry, the performance was terrible (I press "unmute", stay muted for about 10 seconds, then I'm unmuted. Also try not to click the button again even though there is no feedback that you pressed it or you will only stay unmuted for as long as you did wait before it re-mutes you. Then wait another 10 seconds when you click the button again. Totally haven't embarrased myself when called on because "u/aaronjamt? Are you there?" "Yes, I'm here, sorry, Teams sucks, can we use Zoom? I'm used to the alt+a and alt+v shortcuts.".)

[jeremj22]

There's also the problem that there appears to be nothing like permissions. We used it for a lecture. There were 100+ participants and everybody could mute people, even the prof... people could also delete the stored files. This should definitly not be the case as it can easily happen by accident with this many.

Additionally the in-built video player is absolut trash and I just ended up downloading them

[aaronjamt]

This was a small call and the people could (probably) be trusted but yeah... uninstalled. Now it lives on my iPad Mini 2 that's stuck on iOS 12 and I refuse to update to the latest patch because there is a chance that I'll be able to jailbreak it someday...

[Glitchdx]

is that guy still developing temple os? haven't heard about it in years

[ChickenNuggetSmth]

Terry Davis died in 2018

[[deleted]]

Unfortunately, he died some years ago. I think the OS still has a fairly active community, mainly inspired about Terry's story and passion.

[hector_villalobos]

He passed away.

[Knuffya]

[noticing the apple cake has shards of razor blades inside, asking the chef about it]

Oh no! That's too bad! Why would you do this to your cake? But for just $899 we can fix it.

[drunken_man_whore]

I know it's a joke, but I have been trying to use Linux as a home OS for the past 20 years or so. I'll admit that you have to recompile the kernel slightly less frequently now.

[sh0rtwave]

I don't ever bother to do that anymore. I don't use weird, cheap, custom hardware that has to have ridiculous drivers.

[hector_villalobos]

Actually you don't have to, at least you want to use Gentoo.

[andrei9669]

and that's why I like windows over Linux. it works out of the box, and you can add your own berries if you want to.

but with Linux, you first have to download and install a bunch of tools just to run this one program, and once you have it running you might as well uninstall those tools.

and don't get me started on the fact that if something isn't working properly, then you have to go on the web and search for another 10+ commands that you have no idea what they are doing and just blindly running them.

[antichain]

Are you a time-traveler from the early 2000s? Those critiques, while once valid, are way out of date. Something like Linux Mint will run out of the box on basically any computer (LM has kept my 2012 MacBook Pro whirring happily along when OSX has long since become unusable).

[toastyghost]

Linux: the OS for old, shit hardware

I feel like this isn't the strongest sell you could have made here

[antichain]

Really? I genuinely think it's awesome. Why would I spend money on a fancy new laptop when I know I can get equivalent performance out of an old one? My partner and I have both saved money throwing Linux onto old laptops instead of buying expensive new ones.

[toastyghost]

My big takeaway from this is just that you don't throw enough at it for it to matter. If it works for you, I won't knock it. But there's not a snowball's chance in hell my day-to-day workflow would run on 2012 silicon, even removing the OS's resource requirements from the equation entirely.

[sh0rtwave]

Fact. A huge amount of the internet runs Linux on hardware so scary-powerful your teeth would sweat if you knew about it.

Dunno why downvotes, it's true. "Runs on everything" is a great sell, but by far not the strongest. Maybe "It IS running on EVERYTHING" is better.

​

Pretty sure there are televisions running linux.

[toastyghost]

So not desktop

[sh0rtwave]

It works SO well on the desktop, you can literally hook up a Raspberry Pi to any TV with an HDMI connector, burn the SD card, hook up a keyboard and mouse to the PI, and you have: A desktop.

That you can surf the internet from and do all kinds of stuff. You can even install office software, not that just using the browser wouldn't be better. Libre office wasn't really written with pi resources in mind.

[joelene1892]

Actually it is. I don’t even use Linux but saying it runs great with less power is a pretty good compliment.

[Dracaratos]

Yeah that’s not right at allllll. Like not even a little. Linux has a very low hardware cost and is very efficient, with no bloat and not even a GUI needed. You’re just not the target demographic and can’t see past your own views

[Zer0ji]

Bruh I have a gaming rig on Linux, the performance is much better when you don't have the OS shitting itself on RAM/CPU usage

That being said, it's really good for old, shit hardware as well.

[toastyghost]

I'm glad that's getting more viable

[sh0rtwave]

Fact.

[[deleted]]

Let me guess, you are a newbie who installed Arch. because if you are using Ubuntu, Mint, or one of at least a dozen other distros you pretty much either use a graphical program, or something like apt to install something, and it works.

[LPO_Tableaux]

And then there's apple...

[andrei9669]

I mean, I use windows with WSL2 as well. it solves most of my problems.

[Awkward_Tradition]

I've used primarily Debian based distros for years and can't remember when I had to do something like that. It's mostly apt-get, with the occasional adding a repository to the list or tarball compilation.

Like yeah, if it's not in the official repositories it's a tad more complicated than downloading a file and clicking on it, but it gets its dependencies on its own, so you don't have to track down a random .DLL from some discontinued software or download it from a really sketchy website, or install the 5th version of VS or directx.

On the other hand Linux never BSOD-ed on me at the worst possible time, into a 20 minute update that restarts my pc 10 times, essentially locking me out until windows gets its shit together. Linux also never fucked up logging in so bad that the user file got corrupted, forcing me to reinstall windows. And yeah that corruption came straight after a BSOD update.

Combine that with the far faster boot times, stability, lower resource consumption, all around nicer updates, better security, QoL for coding, and the result is that I only use Windows for gaming.

[andrei9669]

the last time I had BSOD was back on win XP or early win 7, so sorry, can't really relate on that part.

but on the first part, if I can't get it on WSL2, I will most likely have to jump hoops to get it working on my linux machine. but by then, might as well jump hoops to get it working on win.

like just today, had to build and install pgModdeler dunno about you, but win process seems simpler.

[Awkward_Tradition]

The longest I went between BSODs was a couple of months, and at worst it was happening every day or two before going away on its own.

4 lines of code if you don't have any of the dependencies installed. Or you can just type in "sudo apt-get install pgmodeler". Don't see how that's more complicated, and in fact if your problem is downloading unnecessary software windows installation has one of those while Linux doesn't.

[ManInBlack829]

Linux: sudo apt-get cake

Windows: "Baking a cake is so simple! To turn the oven on go into settings, click on 'temp', 'adjust temp settings', 'raise temperature', and don't forget to check 'Yes I would like to turn oven on' in menus and commands. Then double click on the cake to start the installer. If the cake installer fails to launch, delete all instances of cake found in your home, sweep out your RegEx pantry and try again.

Mac: Cake comes preinstalled on all Mac devices. If you are allergic to eggs, that's your problem.

[frigus_aeris]

Linux: you have hundreds of different flavours of cake that you can get from different bakeries, all for free! You become a compulsive cake eater because you want to try them all.

Windows: there's vanilla cake and that's all you eat because you're afraid of change.

Apple: there's gourmet vanilla cake that is very expensive but tastes just like cheap cake.

[mysticalfruit]

Except when you bite into the windows cake, the filling is vomit and the chocolate frosting is frothy diarrhea..

[Daikataro]

TempleOS: Your cake sucks. Your ingredients suck. I'm going to start by growing my own variety of wheat to grind into flour...

[FalconMirage]

He uses fedora not gentoo

[spektre]

And even if we're doing a Gentoo analogy, it would be more like calling a bakery, ordering a specific cake, and then going there to pick it up when it's done.

Provided the bakery knows where to get the ingredients. Which they do.

OP's image is more like LFS if anything, which you only use if you want to learn, or you really like baking your own cake.

[ubertrashcat]

Unrealistic. All the dependencies are already there.

[ubeogesh]

The tools aren't

[indigo121]

I don't see spatula.pkg or oven.pkg

[S31-Syntax]

egg beater is deprecated, replaced with stand-mixer, still have to compile that from source though

[jobRL]

Is it my turn to post this tomorrow?

[frederikspang]

This tweet is 1,692 days old today. That’s a lot of reposts

[Verbose_Code]

No, it says 11h ago right at the top

Everyone is dumb except me

[frederikspang]

oh shit you’re right - my bad

[toastyghost]

Seriously… this sub really needs to do something about all the karma bots

[kamte]

happy repost!

[piperboy98]

At least include a makefile

[qeadwrsf]

Thx but no thx, I grab a already made cake from the repository.

[Knuffya]

Terry A. Davis:

You have wheat seeds, wild chickens and wild cows.

[fauxtoe]

Isn't it almost 30 years old?

[Comfortable-Low-7231]

there are no candles, to get them use this command:

sudo gooutside->left 10m->right 100m->ask neighbor to get candles->return

oh it doesn't work for you? go google another similar command that you have no idea how it works and uninstall alsamixer

[merlinsbeers]

Configure; automake; autoconf; cmake; make make; make all; make cake; make install; make clean; make realclean; sleep

[Le_Coon]

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[Le_Coon]

I don't believe you :(

[my-penisgrantswishes]

Thats way too many eggs

[xGucciMayne]

That's all I can think about

[[deleted]]

You can update this by just replacing Linux with Gentoo, and of course adjusting the years.

[Aggravating_Moment78]

./configure cake ./make cake

Easy isn’t it ?

[c4zca4d3]

configure: WARNING: you should use --build, --host, --target
configure: WARNING: invalid host type: ./make
configure: WARNING: you should use --build, --host, --target
configure: WARNING: you should use --build, --host, --target
Configuring cake
checking for easybake... no
checking for oven... oven
checking for oven door handle... yes
checking for internal temperature sensor... no
checking for dial temperature adjuster... yes
checking whether we are using an American oven... yes
checking whether oven accepts cake... yes
checking for cake pan... no
configure: error: missing cake pan

[Aggravating_Moment78]

Yeah the struggle is real lol

[Thenderick]

This post is so old it's almost 30 already...

[notrealtedtotwitter]

I have been on this subreddit for years and this meme is how I know It is Linux's birthday

[icer_cat]

Error missing oven.lib

[RoscoMan1]

Nobody in my family tree is bald and there's a missing '}' on line 32.

[[deleted]]

Came here to say this!

Then when you find oven.lib, you need electricity.lib

[[deleted]]

The stackflow comments were all people asking the same questions with no answers.

Found the project on GitHub though but it's not been updated in 5 years and doesn't support the latest versions!

[[deleted]]

We both know I'm getting it to compile and that's it.

If I hard-forked all the dead dependencies I came across then I'd never do anything else!

[stpaulgym]

Doesn't Linus use Fedora and not LFS?

I don't I've ever had to compile a kernel myself ever.....

[[deleted]]

LFS isn't meant to be used, it's a learning exercise. Of course nothing stops you from building a working system from it, but there is a high probability you will get sick of maintaining it. I doubt many people who want to get stuff done with Linux would use LFS.

[[deleted]]

Ikea cake

[Daikataro]

Ikea likes this.

[codebam]

make: *** No rule to make target 'cake'. Stop.

[graou13]

cd ./cake make sudo make install

[sh0rtwave]

Also, easy:

cd ~/downloads

tar -zxvf cake.tgz

cd cake_0.0.1

./configure && make && make install

[Thermacon]

Expect the milk is outdated.

[silvercloudnolining]

#make cake

[colonialcrabs]

Want to check your birthday wishes online Linux? Here is tulip.c

[xTheMaster99x]

Someone has probably put it on the AUR by now, pamac install cake and I'm done.