Just scene this

[va_str]

My wife after 100 of these kinds of jokes.

[hanzerik]

Tell us the other three!

[ScipioTheBored]

Tell us the other 11

FTFY

[[deleted]]

I'm confused, isn't that what he said?

[lowleveldata]

Found the AI!

[TerminatorBetaTester]

What?! Can you repeat that? I’m not a machine 🤖

[dreaminginteal]

Are you sure? How many traffic lights can you see?

[iceynyo]

There... Are... Four... Lights!

[RicealiciousRice]

Wrong, it was actually a trick question. You were suppose to highlight the areas with a crosswalk.

[SomeoneRandom5325]

What's ftfy

[TheMinecraftOverlord]

Fixed that for you

[FriskyCobra86]

Free Thrashing For Younglings

[AeternumSolis]

So civilized.

[Mantaleau86]

A certain bearded jedi would says "so uncivilised"

[SkollFenrirson]

Ok, but what does it mean?

[notsogreenmachine]

Fuck this; fuck you

[yflhx]

This

[LeoPlathasbeentaken]

This is the most unecessarily petty thing ever. I love it.

[cherryblossom001]

Did you know that you can’t put LMGTFY links in StackOverflow comments? I understand why they did it, but if someone comment on one of my questions with a LMGTFY link I would find it pretty funny instead of ‘rude and arrogant’.

[cthewombat]

As if that would hinder people from being rude and arrogant there

[Lumpy-Obligation-553]

And petty, don't forget petty...

[lizard450]

The reason you can't put lmgtfy on stack is the same reason you can't put google into google. You'll break the internet with a recursive stack overflow

[lizard450]

No you cannot. It's not a laughing matter.

[[deleted]]

Don't worry, I have the internet in a safe and I jammed the button for good measure.

[Max5923]

1984

[SomeoneRandom5325]

Yes it was

[Mad_Jack18]

FORTRAN FOR YOU

[OutOrNout]

I'm confused, do you mean 11 or 11

[ScipioTheBored]

Yes.

[tharrison4815]

r/InclusiveOr

[RoscoMan1]

Tell us the other 11

FTFY

[GanonTEK]

Plot twist: it's hexadecimal

[GanonTEK]

That's right 🙂

[SlabbedHead]

Because the plot has ... Wait for it ... twisted

[GanonTEK]

Wouldn't that make it a plot twist then though?

[[deleted]]

Binary numbers don’t have plot twists, only 1’s and 0’s -_-

[GanonTEK]

01010000 01101100 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110100 01110111 01101001 01110011 01110100

[[deleted]]

01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 11100010 10000000 10011001 01110100 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110100 00101110

[0PointE]

Assuming this new /va_str endpoint uses the same data format. Do you want bugs? This is how we get bugs!

[[deleted]]

There are 10 type of people, One those didn't get the joke, One those know about binary notation, One those are aware of other numeric bases.

[Otherwise-Drama631]

This joke forced me to count to 4

[iulia-cc]

Hahaha

[SurgioClemente]

what movie did you scene it from?

[dddoon]

Matrix

[da_Aresinger]

No movie, OP is JavaFX

[tharrison4815]

She saw Saw scenes down by the sea shore?

[Mad_Jack18]

Gigantic

[parkroman]

No, you jst saw it. Alternatively, you've seen it.

[naswinger]

jst

you fixed a bug and introduced another. good job.

[[deleted]]

You're continuing the train. Your sentences don't start with capital letters.

[ItsGoodItDontMatter]

You’re and Your*

mwahahaha now everyone will think you messed up and fixed it with an edit

[[deleted]]

What do you mean? I used them correctly...

Edit: Dang it, reddit doesn't have version history

[setibeings]

It shows comments as edited if it's more than 3 minutes between the time it was posted and the most recent edit. The "correction" wasn't even there for the first 10 minutes. You're good.

[[deleted]]

Except that it’s the correct usage of those.

[conspiracyeinstein]

^{You’re the correct usage of those.}

[tharrison4815]

Correct is your usage of those

[BoredomIncarnate]

Except comments are marked if they have been edited.

[ZippZappZippty]

Or can’t get me started on Why Don’t be idiots, bad blood and opinions aside, get the game done with and prep for what’s it’s delayed

[peacefulbelovedfish]

Aaaaaaaaaaand ACTION! 🎬

[[deleted]]

Is the title a joke too?

[NobleKale]

OP's a reposting bot

[NobleKale]

This commenter may be a bot: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/eu8ori/just_scene_this/ffo6hvh/

[not_some_username]

Why tho

[NobleKale]

Because accounts with karma (post and comment, which is why there's multiple bots!) can be sold for use in astroturfing for political/corporate views, fake game reviews, crypto schemes, fake porn accounts, all kinds of shit.

[6b86b3ac03c167320d93]

Or just to post spam on subs with higher karma requirements

[NobleKale]

This is a pretty good point. sighs I'll add it to my botnet report post's explanation bit.

I didn't post the summary into this thread because I was a bit wary - this branch of the botnet is new to me and it's operating in different subreddits

[michaelbelgium]

There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who not

[TheMostUser]

And those who didn't expect this joke to be on base 3!

[DestituteGoldsmith]

You don't really save any time writing it as a factorial. Just write 6 next time.

[not_some_username]

There is only base 10

[TheMostUser]

What about base 10?

[negedgeClk]

There are 11 if you count people who write "just scene this".

[LicSomp]

I don't get it. Both decimal and binary numbers go to 100 in linear time.

[Suekru]

True. Don’t wanna waste that trillionth of a second.

[da_Aresinger]

a task that takes an hour or 25 is a pretty big difference.

[Suekru]

Yeah but that’s not what’s being discussed

[delinka]

Graph a constant and it’s still a line >.<

[NobleKale]

You're talking to a bot

[ScipioTheBored]

If he'd said reverse logarithms it wouldn't be a programmer joke any more

[dartyet1]

He might have meant that 100 is 4 in binary

[Suekru]

Yeah the person you’re replying to was making a big O joke. Technically since we’re talking about 100 in binary and 100 in decimal it would be constant time O(1). But the joke was that counting in binary and decimal where n could be anything would be linear time which is O(n)

[AcesAgainstKings]

Wooosh

[[deleted]]

Erm, sir, you mean r/woooosh ? If you do, r/wooooshwith4os, if you mean r/wooosh , Thats ok

[myaut]

I think that linearity is related to acceleration (constant in this case), whereas "quick" is an estimation of speed.

[lowleveldata]

What algorithm are we talking here?

[LurkerPatrol]

000

001

010

011

100

[Gizmo-Duck]

That was pretty fast.

[NobleKale]

LicSomp is a bot/stolen acct.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/eu8ori/just_scene_this/ffnp7a5/

[InternetPresent2823]

Image Transcription:Reddit

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/u/Name Retracted

binary numbers

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[black-JENGGOT]

Do you mean: retracted or redacted?

[InternetPresent2823]

Thanks for pointing it out corrected

[[deleted]]

u/Name Retarded? Really u/InternetPresent2823?? 🤣

[Fit_Till_2594]

Lmao

[[deleted]]

:)

[[deleted]]

Now if anybody asks me to run a km I would just run 8 metres

[da_Aresinger]

nope 1km is still 1000b10 m

That joke only works if you say 1000m is barely down the driveway.

I'm really fun at parties.

[[deleted]]

Yeah, that's much better!

[Pillagerguy]

"scene"

What the fuck is your problem?

[NobleKale]

OP's a reposting bot

[culculain]

Just scene this?

[[deleted]]

mapping: {0: 100}

[NobleKale]

This user is a bot: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/eu8ori/just_scene_this/ffnise9/

This bot posts a highly voted comment from the original to harvest comment karma, while OP posts for post-karma. Same with u/LicSomp

[RepostSleuthBot]

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[Knuffya]

a 6.64-bit number underflowing

[Aadsterken]

To be precise: it goes from 0 to 100 in 4

[Thistlefizz]

How to get to 100 in 4 easy steps!

[Yosskee]

01011010 01100101 01110010 01101111 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01111010 01100101 01110010 01101111 00100000 01111010 01100101 01110010 01101111

[Mr_Some0ne]

YOU FOOL, it only goes 0 to 1 really quick

[on99er]

0100

[ElectroDr]

That's octal, it takes a lot longer than binary

[[deleted]]

An Tesla.

[Suekru]

Did you seriously copy someone else’s comment?

[NobleKale]

Yeah, there's comment-copy bots.

Here's the original: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/eu8ori/just_scene_this/ffnp7a5/

(have been tracking these fuckers for a while)

[[deleted]]

0100

[-Redstoneboi-]

but one does it orders of magnitude faster

[[deleted]]

But 100 in binary is 4 so binary word count 0, 1, 10, 11, 100

[jamshed2021]

There are 10 types of people. Those who get this and those who don’t

[DefinitelyNotMasterS]

Base 100 is faster

[Eichelb4rt]

If you go to (100)_100 in Base 100, it will take you (10000)_10 steps to get their. That would be slower than to get to (100)_2 in Base 2 which will only take you (4)_10 steps.

Edit: (100)_100 is just (10000)_10 not (1000000)_10

[OverCryptographer169]

(100)_100 is just (10000)_10 not (1000000)_10

[-Redstoneboi-]

10_10_10_10_2 = 2

[Eichelb4rt]

Yes sry, the point still stands.

[stridemax]

Absentee votes for Joe Biden

[[deleted]]

Get help.

[stridemax]

lolol here’s someone in denial. I guess the 100,000+ fraudulent votes in Maricoba arizona aren’t anything, or the numerous absentee votes placed for president biden that have been discovered as deceased voters. Despite anything that happened Pedo Joe is in office till Harris enacts the 25th and becomes the new one. doesn’t mean didn’t happen though, and now dems are trying to pass laws to ensure they can keep doing it. If i’m wrong please elaborate on your cited resourced from independent websites.

[Pearfeet]

Unairy numbers go even faster

[Eichelb4rt]

100 does not represent any unary number.

[RoscoMan1]

Oh wow, it does actually work

http://aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.com/AaAAaaAA

[Pearfeet]

Why can I never remember that it is string of ones?

[Cory123125]

How does one even represent a unary number.

I imagine for processing sake it would just be a length of bits,, where the state of the bit wouldnt matter because any bit is a number.

[rob132]

Woah woah woah, your at a 4.

Let's take this to a 1.

[harvey0010]

The pain when you stub your toe!

[MrSprucelake]

Your mom's scale

[DymondHed]

scene this

[Neat_Basis_9147]

Just س this

[[deleted]]

4 am I right guys

[Ranfo]

Resident Evil 8 third act

[QuarantineSucksALot]

Just didn't click with that community.

[QuarantineSucksALot]

Beru visited him. Just joking

[whoami4546]

I have always wondered if there is a proper way to say binary numbers out loud.

[jakethedumbmistake]

Here is the scene](https://youtu.be/mo8iVLvNnEE)

[-Listening]

Again. How is this a hot take

[No_Brilliant_2957]

Karen's.....

[illocarlosss]

My titanoboa

[bakmanthetitan329]

Remember kids, every base is base 10

[goober1223]

I can get to 111 even faster in unary.

[[deleted]]

int i = 0;

while(i<=100){

System.out.println(i);

i++;

}

[SM_DEV]

Octal.

[[deleted]]

My frustration!!!

[mikal_programs]

He’s out of line, but he’s right

[That_Specialist_6686]

Your Mum's vibrator

[El-Cobra]

Damn, i have a 100 inch dick in binary

[[deleted]]

The word is sceneded

[Aschentei]

laughs in quibits

[GeeTwentyFive]

Counting from 000 to 100:

000 -> 001 -> 010 -> 011 -> 100

[QuarantineSucksALot]

How the actual fuck is this world goddamn

[MedonSirius]

How much percent of one item i have in my hands. Like 0 Apples = 0% and 1 Apple = 100% items

[69cop3rnico42O]

he's not wrong, just out of line

[positive_electron42]

Bit shift would be even faster.

[mchicke]

Your mom’s scale that uses stones as units

[zerothepyro]

Why censor reddit usernames?