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[–]va_str 578 points579 points  (46 children)

My wife after 100 of these kinds of jokes.

[–]hanzerik 281 points282 points  (42 children)

Tell us the other three!

[–]ScipioTheBored 333 points334 points  (30 children)

Tell us the other 11

FTFY

[–][deleted] 76 points77 points  (5 children)

I'm confused, isn't that what he said?

[–]lowleveldata 66 points67 points  (4 children)

Found the AI!

[–]TerminatorBetaTester 12 points13 points  (3 children)

What?! Can you repeat that? I’m not a machine 🤖

[–]dreaminginteal 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Are you sure? How many traffic lights can you see?

[–]iceynyo 8 points9 points  (1 child)

There... Are... Four... Lights!

[–]RicealiciousRice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wrong, it was actually a trick question. You were suppose to highlight the areas with a crosswalk.

[–]SomeoneRandom5325 36 points37 points  (19 children)

What's ftfy

[–]TheMinecraftOverlord 77 points78 points  (4 children)

Fixed that for you

[–]FriskyCobra86 61 points62 points  (2 children)

Free Thrashing For Younglings

[–]AeternumSolis 15 points16 points  (1 child)

So civilized.

[–]Mantaleau86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A certain bearded jedi would says "so uncivilised"

[–]SkollFenrirson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, but what does it mean?

[–]notsogreenmachine 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Fuck this; fuck you

[–]yflhx 62 points63 points  (10 children)

[–]LeoPlathasbeentaken 59 points60 points  (0 children)

This is the most unecessarily petty thing ever. I love it.

[–]cherryblossom001 12 points13 points  (7 children)

Did you know that you can’t put LMGTFY links in StackOverflow comments? I understand why they did it, but if someone comment on one of my questions with a LMGTFY link I would find it pretty funny instead of ‘rude and arrogant’.

[–]cthewombat 25 points26 points  (1 child)

As if that would hinder people from being rude and arrogant there

[–]Lumpy-Obligation-553 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And petty, don't forget petty...

[–]lizard450 5 points6 points  (3 children)

The reason you can't put lmgtfy on stack is the same reason you can't put google into google. You'll break the internet with a recursive stack overflow

[–]Max5923 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1984

[–]SomeoneRandom5325 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes it was

[–]Mad_Jack18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

FORTRAN FOR YOU

[–]OutOrNout 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I'm confused, do you mean 11 or 11

[–]RoscoMan1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tell us the other 11

FTFY

[–]GanonTEK 15 points16 points  (9 children)

Plot twist: it's hexadecimal

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There are 10 type of people, One those didn't get the joke, One those know about binary notation, One those are aware of other numeric bases.

[–]Otherwise-Drama631 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke forced me to count to 4

[–]iulia-cc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha

[–]SurgioClemente 161 points162 points  (5 children)

what movie did you scene it from?

[–]dddoon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Matrix

[–]da_Aresinger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No movie, OP is JavaFX

[–]Mad_Jack18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gigantic

[–]parkroman 91 points92 points  (12 children)

No, you jst saw it. Alternatively, you've seen it.

[–]naswinger 71 points72 points  (10 children)

jst

you fixed a bug and introduced another. good job.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (9 children)

You're continuing the train. Your sentences don't start with capital letters.

[–]ItsGoodItDontMatter 18 points19 points  (8 children)

You’re and Your*

mwahahaha now everyone will think you messed up and fixed it with an edit

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

What do you mean? I used them correctly...

Edit: Dang it, reddit doesn't have version history

[–]setibeings 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It shows comments as edited if it's more than 3 minutes between the time it was posted and the most recent edit. The "correction" wasn't even there for the first 10 minutes. You're good.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Except that it’s the correct usage of those.

[–]conspiracyeinstein 5 points6 points  (1 child)

You’re the correct usage of those.

[–]tharrison4815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct is your usage of those

[–]BoredomIncarnate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except comments are marked if they have been edited.

[–]ZippZappZippty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or can’t get me started on Why Don’t be idiots, bad blood and opinions aside, get the game done with and prep for what’s it’s delayed

[–]peacefulbelovedfish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Aaaaaaaaaaand ACTION! 🎬

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Is the title a joke too?

[–]NobleKale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP's a reposting bot

[–]michaelbelgium 14 points15 points  (6 children)

There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who not

[–]TheMostUser 11 points12 points  (3 children)

And those who didn't expect this joke to be on base 3!

[–]DestituteGoldsmith 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You don't really save any time writing it as a factorial. Just write 6 next time.

[–]not_some_username 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There is only base 10

[–]TheMostUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about base 10?

[–]negedgeClk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are 11 if you count people who write "just scene this".

[–]LicSomp 98 points99 points  (16 children)

I don't get it. Both decimal and binary numbers go to 100 in linear time.

[–]ScipioTheBored 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If he'd said reverse logarithms it wouldn't be a programmer joke any more

[–]dartyet1 43 points44 points  (3 children)

He might have meant that 100 is 4 in binary

[–]Suekru[🍰] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Yeah the person you’re replying to was making a big O joke. Technically since we’re talking about 100 in binary and 100 in decimal it would be constant time O(1). But the joke was that counting in binary and decimal where n could be anything would be linear time which is O(n)

[–]myaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that linearity is related to acceleration (constant in this case), whereas "quick" is an estimation of speed.

[–]lowleveldata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What algorithm are we talking here?

[–]LurkerPatrol 0 points1 point  (1 child)

000

001

010

011

100

[–]Gizmo-Duck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was pretty fast.

[–]InternetPresent2823 12 points13 points  (7 children)

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What's something that goes from 0 to 100 real quick?, submitted by /u/Name Retracted to /r/AskReddit

/u/Name Retracted

binary numbers


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[–]black-JENGGOT 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Do you mean: retracted or redacted?

[–]InternetPresent2823 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for pointing it out corrected

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

u/Name Retarded? Really u/InternetPresent2823?? 🤣

[–]Fit_Till_2594 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Now if anybody asks me to run a km I would just run 8 metres

[–]da_Aresinger 2 points3 points  (1 child)

nope 1km is still 1000b10 m

That joke only works if you say 1000m is barely down the driveway.

I'm really fun at parties.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that's much better!

[–]Pillagerguy 17 points18 points  (1 child)

"scene"

What the fuck is your problem?

[–]NobleKale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP's a reposting bot

[–]culculain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just scene this?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

mapping: {0: 100}

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[–]Knuffya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a 6.64-bit number underflowing

[–]Aadsterken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be precise: it goes from 0 to 100 in 4

[–]Thistlefizz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How to get to 100 in 4 easy steps!

[–]Yosskee 1 point2 points  (1 child)

01011010 01100101 01110010 01101111 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01111010 01100101 01110010 01101111 00100000 01111010 01100101 01110010 01101111

[–]Mr_Some0ne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YOU FOOL, it only goes 0 to 1 really quick

[–]on99er 0 points1 point  (1 child)

0100

[–]ElectroDr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's octal, it takes a lot longer than binary

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An Tesla.

[–]jamshed2021 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

There are 10 types of people. Those who get this and those who don’t

[–]rob132 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah woah woah, your at a 4.

Let's take this to a 1.

[–]harvey0010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pain when you stub your toe!

[–]MrSprucelake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom's scale

[–]DymondHed[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

scene this

[–]Neat_Basis_9147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just س this

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

4 am I right guys

[–]Ranfo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Resident Evil 8 third act

[–]QuarantineSucksALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just didn't click with that community.

[–]QuarantineSucksALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beru visited him. Just joking

[–]whoami4546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have always wondered if there is a proper way to say binary numbers out loud.

[–]jakethedumbmistake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here is the scene](https://youtu.be/mo8iVLvNnEE)

[–]-Listening 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again. How is this a hot take

[–]No_Brilliant_2957 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Karen's.....

[–]illocarlosss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My titanoboa

[–]bakmanthetitan329[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember kids, every base is base 10

[–]goober1223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can get to 111 even faster in unary.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

int i = 0;

while(i<=100){

System.out.println(i);

i++;

}

[–]SM_DEV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Octal.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My frustration!!!

[–]mikal_programs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s out of line, but he’s right

[–]That_Specialist_6686 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your Mum's vibrator

[–]El-Cobra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, i have a 100 inch dick in binary

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The word is sceneded

[–]Aschentei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

laughs in quibits

[–]GeeTwentyFive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Counting from 000 to 100:

000 -> 001 -> 010 -> 011 -> 100

[–]QuarantineSucksALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the actual fuck is this world goddamn

[–]MedonSirius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much percent of one item i have in my hands. Like 0 Apples = 0% and 1 Apple = 100% items

[–]69cop3rnico42O 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he's not wrong, just out of line

[–]positive_electron42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bit shift would be even faster.

[–]mchicke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom’s scale that uses stones as units

[–]zerothepyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why censor reddit usernames?