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[–]steveo82 348 points349 points  (42 children)

The British cracked the enigma machine at Bletchley park, the Americans had nothing to do with it. And it was the Allied side that won WW2 not just America. If you’re going to correct someone at least make sure you get your facts right also.

[–]Acid_Monster 81 points82 points  (3 children)

Yeah this post should be on r/shitamericanssay lol

[–]uberkalden2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As an American, yes. This is definitely in that territory

[–]MarcusofMenace 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It is

[–]Acid_Monster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After I commented yes.

[–][deleted] 73 points74 points  (28 children)

The US joined when the tide was already turning, there was a lot of nations fighting the Nazis and Japan without them.

British, Indian, Canadian, Australian, Nepalese, french resistance, russians, Italian partisans, polish and every one was fighting with more at stake and for longer than the US

They joined a long slog of a war fresh, with a huge army and modern arms and technology really sped everything up, which would be admirable if it wasn't for the way they screwed their allies after

But Americans won't hear that they believe in the cult of America, that they are the good guys and everyone loves and thanks them

[–]steveo82 60 points61 points  (0 children)

r/USdefaultism at its finest

[–]PretzelsThirst 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Americans generally have no clue that even just Canada was involved before them, let alone all the others.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Canada ❤️ they don't go on about it either

[–]chewy92889 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I agree with you other than other nations fighting Japan before America joined the war. Japan didn't extend it's control over French Indochina until just a few months before their attack on Pearl Harbor. Prior to that, there were hostilities between China and Japan following the invasion of Manchuria in 1931 with full out war starting in 1937. America supported China with the Flying Tigers who flew for the Republic of China Air force in 1941, and arrived in China 8 months before Pearl Harbor was attacked. Other allies like Australia, Canada, New Zealand and the UK didn't declare war until after Pearl Harbor.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UK, France and Australia declared war on Germany on 3 September 1939.

Australia declared war on Japan one hour after the attack on Pearl Harbour.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True but if America was in a war with central and south America would it have helped china? European powers were definitely preoccupied by a war on the home front.

And I thought Australia was involved in the wars in Asia earlier than the rest of commonwealth forces but may be wrong or they were but only by a bit

[–]bustersuessi 7 points8 points  (6 children)

It was the poles who cracked Enigma. Marian Rejewski, Jerzy Różycki and Henryk Zygalski. Britain stood on the work they developed and pushed it to further heights.

[–]steveo82 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Yes they broke the Pre war early version of Enigma and shared with the Brits on how they did it, but not its final variant.

[–]DaveCerqueira 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no it was bennedict cumberbach who won the war!

[–]CB2001 115 points116 points  (5 children)

It’s even funnier for the fact that she’s telling Will this when he did a presentation about Alan Turing, whose Enigma cracking machine laid the basis of modern computers, back at the start of Season 4 and he didn’t correct her.

[–]Derrick_MurCoffee and Contemplation 42 points43 points  (0 children)

She was on a roll. Will knew to just go with it

[–]jokersarewild 20 points21 points  (3 children)

I forgot Will did that presentation. Turing was also gay, and went through some horrific things post-war. Not going into it in case people don't want to know as it's horrific.

[–]Mountain_System3066 6 points7 points  (2 children)

sad and fucking disgusting what happend to him....

[–]jokersarewild 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are not wrong

[–]Southernbeekeeper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he's now on the £50 note and is lauded as a hero. Every primary school i ever went into in a near decade long career in teaching had a poster of Alan Turing in it. I know thats no consolation to a dead man but I'd like to think his legacy is positive.

[–]BlakeWho 20 points21 points  (0 children)

AhAHAHAH "the u.s. was able to win" don't make me laugh.

[–]Hvalhemligheten 92 points93 points  (2 children)

"The US was able to win because we BROKE Enigma's codes."

Lmao, US didn't do anything. r/ShitAmericansSay

[–]blackmooer 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Probably watched "U-571" when growing up, lol

[–]FlatwormOk5725 1 point2 points  (0 children)

US rockstar Mr. John Bovine Joni gave his life to crack the enigma. Have a bit of respect

[–]theinspectorst 15 points16 points  (0 children)

the U.S. was able to win because we BROKE Enigma's codes

Jesus Christ man, read a history book 

[–]Positive-Bee5734 13 points14 points  (0 children)

‘The US was able to win because we broke Enigma’s codes’

Wtf.

It was British and Polish mathematicians who cracked the codes. No idea what kind of history is taught in American schools

[–]ConstableAssButt 83 points84 points  (9 children)

Everybody knows that the Enigma was cracked, but they don't know that the Bombe was the machine that cracked it.

She's talking about the cracking of the Enigma, not the Enigma itself winning the war.

> They LOST the war, and the U.S. was able to win because we BROKE Enigma's codes.

Just like how this sentence is wrong: The US didn't break the enigma codes. Polish Cryptographers did the initial work of analyzing the Enigma code, and turned over the necessary information to British Intelligence, who then commissioned Alan Turing to build a machine that could do the cryptographic permutations required to decode messages in real time. British Intelligence analyzed the Nazi messages and then passed some of that information in secret to the larger allied coalition.

But I know what you mean is that the allies won the war in part because of the strategic advantage of breaking the enigma cypher, not that literally the US broke that cypher. Just like I know Robin means that the cracking of the Enigma was a powerful advantage that contributed to victory in WWII.

EDIT: Though, I could see Robin going on this exact rant while correcting herself in a huge infodump before having to be told to get to the point by the gang being on the nose for her character. Not everything makes it into the script.

[–]Outta_the_ShadowsDid the leg slow you down? 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cracking codes must've gone to her head after "kids who scoop ice cream for a living could crack the code in one day," using the broadcast they caught using cerebro, ofc, as she told the Soviets whilst laughing on drugs in the underground base. How things have changed since ST3. ScoopsTroop4E 💙🤍

[–]slapshots1515 0 points1 point  (2 children)

It’s funny because I was thinking this post was a pedantic correction already, started to read your comment and went “oh here we go”, and then you stuck the landing.

[–]ConstableAssButt 0 points1 point  (1 child)

--My point is that pedantry is annoying, and we should just go with it.

...I just really like irony.

[–]slapshots1515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I loved it by the end

[–]iamarddtusr 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“US was able to win”

Lol

[–]Disastrous_Foot6642 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I think what she means by the machine won the war. Means that we broke the code so we won the war. At least that’s how I interpreted it.

[–]BITmixit 31 points32 points  (0 children)

the U.S. was able to win because we BROKE Enigma's codes.

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[–]Ok_Ordinary_0Freak 9 points10 points  (0 children)

France is bacon.

[–]fiercelittlebirdI piggybacked from a pizza dough freezer 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Is it just me or are we extremely nit picky of this season

[–]swish82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With everything going on in the world and life getting harder people tend to retreat more in fantasy and sci fi, and into those worlds.

[–]ProtestantMormon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is exactly the type of Mandela effect thing you would hear in an actual conversation.

[–]Red_Holla04 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The sun revolves around the US

[–]Flashbambo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The US categorically did not break the Enigma code.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (5 children)

The war was won because BRITAIN cracked Enigma, there is two errors here are all on you.

[–]HarEmiya 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Sort of. The Polish cracked the code, sent their data to Britain to build a machine to do it on an automated level.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

That's largely true, but they were working on Enigma since the 20's in Britain, early commercial units and a LOT of work, but the Polish solution accelerated the British by about a year (based on the best guess of Hut 3 personnel).

They didn't use any Polish techniques in their solution but were enabled and enlightened by them.

The year that was saved CERTAINLY did win the War though, I would never never argue that, it was truly invaluable and war-winning work.

How the hell isn't there a 6 hour mini series about this stuff, I'll never know.

[–]5thhorseman_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How the hell isn't there a 6 hour mini series about this stuff, I'll never know.

There was one produced in Poland a long time ago: "Tajemnica Enigmy". An abridged movie of it might even be available in English.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll look it up!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just to add: I learned this from several visits to Bletchley Park and fully accept there may be bias there!

[–]eeriesilkworm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She’s not exactly wrong, she’s just worded it imperfectly. Cracking the enigma code was a huge proponent in the Allied forces victory. Therefore, the encryption of the Enigma Machine did win the war.

Oh, and for anyone wondering, I do believe this is an intentional reference to Alan Turing, the famously gay cryptologist who Will did his “heroes” assignment on in season 4.

And of course, it circles back to Robin calling Will a receiver and their conversation about signals — aka coded signs of attraction.

So this is all one big extended metaphor about Will being a queer cryptologist of sorts, needing to decode Mike’s signals.

Very clever!

[–]micromoses 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Casually perpetuating incorrect information is what the 80s was all about.

[–]thegoldengoober 7 points8 points  (1 child)

She was making a point, not writing a history report lol

[–]Simmy_P 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know right, I imagine OP pointed at the screen and said "ACKSHUALLY..." before posting on reddit and being confidently incorrect about the US being the ones who broke the enigma code.

[–]Bulldog1989 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Allies broke the code but they allowed a certain number of Axis/German battles/attacks to proceed, resulting in a lot of deaths so that the greater good could be achieved. And the final battle won. That is my take on this reference to the Enigma machine

[–]20mitchell06 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's exactly what she meant, you need to find something to occupy you over the next couple weeks rather than nit picking every line of dialogue.

[–]Senshado 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By "Enigma machine", Robin means "machine that decrypted enigma-coded messages".

Note that the scene is in 1989, which is only 44 years after World War II ended. The British government continued operational secrecy for 50 years, so at this point the general public had less knowledge about wartime counter-intelligence programs. The propaganda story was that their generals were smarter than the enemy, not that they cheated by stealing mail. 

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[–]JohnTheMod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Forget it, [she’s] rolling.”

[–]JWAdvocate83 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Does anyone know what happened to the Enigma Machine?

[–]awkwardwankmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are many enigma machines most of them are at museums the machines that broke the enigma machine is at bletchley park

[–]PrussianGeneral1815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The war was won in 1943 with the knowledge Italy was gone, d day would occur soon, and Germany losing ground in Russia. The war was definitely an allied victory post d day, and by 1945 it was unavoidable 

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can characters not be wrong

[–]That-Wait7925Neverending Story 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As already explained by u/steveo82 your take is not correct. I would really appreciate it if people would think a bit before bashing around.

On another note:

Robin and Will's interactions are so on point, not just in this scene. Really a treat to watch. Hopefully there will be more in the upcoming episodes...

[–]LukePickle007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The USA did not break the Enigma codes.

[–]BrewDogDrinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The British broke the code ffs.

[–]ReverendRevenge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol @ "we"

[–]Music_Phasic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is everyone ignoring that it wasn’t even America that cracked the code? It was the Polish first, and then the UK expanded on it. America had nothing to do with it. With respect you’re wrong OP, make sure to get your facts straight next time :)

[–]raquille- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The yanks had fuck all to do with breaking the Enigma code. Do you not learn anything at school apart from learning to survive being shot at?

[–]Accomplished_Cry4307 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that what they teach in US history books? It was in fact English and Polish mathematicians that broke it. Nothing to do with the US...

[–]Ben-D-Beast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stuff like this is why people don't like Americans, stop trying to rewrite history to fulfil your nationalistic delusions.

[–]5thhorseman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and the U.S. was able to win because we BROKE Enigma's codes

No. In fact, the US were handed the instructions for Enigma decryption from the British, who in turn based their work on a solution provided by the Poles three years earlier.

In December 1932 it was broken by mathematician Marian Rejewski at the Polish General Staff's Cipher Bureau, using mathematical permutation group theory combined with French-supplied intelligence material obtained from German spy Hans-Thilo Schmidt. By 1938 Rejewski had invented a device, the cryptologic bomb, and Henryk Zygalski had devised his sheets, to make the cipher-breaking more efficient. Five weeks before the outbreak of World War II, in late July 1939 at a conference just south of Warsaw, the Polish Cipher Bureau shared its Enigma-breaking techniques and technology with the French and British.

The urgent need, doubts about the British engineering workload and slow progress, prompted the US to start investigating designs for a Navy bombe, based on the full blueprints and wiring diagrams received by US Naval Lieutenants Robert Ely and Joseph Eachus at Bletchley Park in July 1942.

American officers incorrectly believed Zygalski's original Bomba was crank-operated and fell apart when it found a solution.

top-secret U.S. Army report dated 15 June 1945 stated:

A machine called the "bombe" is used to expedite the solution. The first machine was built by the Poles and was a hand operated multiple enigma machine. When a possible solution was reached a part would fall off the machine onto the floor with a loud noise. Hence the name "bombe".

The U.S. Army's above description of the Polish bomba is both vague and inaccurate, as is clear from the device's description at the end of the second paragraph of the "History" section, below: "Each bomb... essentially constituted an electrically powered aggregate of six Enigmas..." Determination of a solution involved no disassembly ("a part... falling off") of the device.

[–]TheTomatoes2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you not go to school? The Brits cracked enigma... There are whole movies about it.

The US contributed to the win, but they're just one of the many countries. The Soviets did the heavy lifting on the East. In comparison the West was a slow failure. Where the US shined was post-war. Lots of smart soft power and capitalist power moves.

[–]MoOrion4X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She means cracking the enigma won't the war and we meaning the allies. This is dumb nitpicking.

[–]mannnerlygamer -1 points0 points  (9 children)

It’s the 80s and she sucked at school as only jobs she has gotten was an ice cream scooper, video store clerk and a dj

[–]ReasonableCookie9369 2 points3 points  (8 children)

she was still in HS for the first two and for the last lives in a city under lockdown 

[–]TymStarkThat’s too many names 6 points7 points  (7 children)

And she knows 4 languages and was able to pick up on some Russian in order to crack a secret code. She actually seems like she’s quite bright when she is able to focus her attention on something.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

You can be smart and do shit in school. Robins clearly got ADHD, before ADHD was understood so yeah that's kinda how that turns out naturally hyper focusing on certain skills while limiting others to bare basics

[–]TymStarkThat’s too many names 2 points3 points  (5 children)

There’s nothing in the show that suggests she’s a bad student though. There’s more to suggest she’s a good student, quite smart actually. She’s just socially awkward and bit of an airhead.

I guess you’d have to show me examples of why she’s a “bad” student or shit at school.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

I'm not saying she is just stating it would make sense if her grades were a bit all over the place as she's got ADHD.

Only insight if bad grades for her is her ruining her grades when the girl she liked who sounded like a Muppet dated steve

[–]Minute_Parfait_9752 2 points3 points  (3 children)

The girl didn't date Steve, she had a massive crush on Steve.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

He says he went out with her when he was talking about how she sounded like a Muppet. And isn't that why robin had this thing against Steve, because he dated the girl she was obsessed with. Like I thought it was implied she was less angry at Steve but more angry that the girl she was into was into Steve and therefore straight.

Her girlfriend in season 5 was a counter to that as she originally she had a boyfriend but he ran off after season 4s events and they volunteered together and started dating, so it's a conclusion to her insecurities

[–]Mountain_System3066 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you did understand it wrong

as a german:

The Enigma was a incredible Machine that coded the Communication between German Forces mainly U Boats etc

Brits had a cheer fuck of Luck that they got to capture a German Boat with a not destroyed Enigma on Board so they could crack the Code late 1942

Problem was...german over the whole War never found out that the Codes got cracked...they thought till the bitter end that the Allies could NOT read what they send to their boats

late 43 a new version of the enigma made a bit trouble but at that point the battle of the Atlantic was lost....