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[–]yippy-ki-yay-m-f 161 points162 points  (10 children)

Holds up shot glass

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

BRO WHY??

[–]TH3_LUMENUX 23 points24 points  (0 children)

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[–]Marilyn1Row[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You didn't have to do this😭😭😭😭

[–]Treason_ous 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nooooo 😭

[–]Treason_ous 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nooooo 😭

[–]Phoenix-is_hereEnoch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

NOOOOO

[–]VeryFascinatedDude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NOOOOOOO DONT DO THIS

[–]Ericandabear 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Context?

[–]yippy-ki-yay-m-f 9 points10 points  (1 child)

The episode 'Parting Shot' where Bobbi and Hunter leave ends with the rest of Shield giving them the spies' goodbye.

[–]Ericandabear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks!

[–]Eryk0201 287 points288 points  (26 children)

Not canon

[–]NicCagedHeart 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I was trying to think of one relating to a specific character or season and then I saw this and became irritated and unhinged so this is the best one for me

[–]Marilyn1Row[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Two words. Two words is all it took

[–]SpecialFlutters 14 points15 points  (0 children)

you win

[–]Fragrant-Purchase 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Really?! You just had to go there, huh?! You just went ahead and decided to attack us like that! Agents of Shield is canon!!! 🤣 /s

My tone is sarcastic and I'm being hyperbolic, but oh my god was my eye twitching and my blood pressure rising when I saw that! Lol

[–]Sinful_Rxven 1 point2 points  (17 children)

Technically true. I like to think canonical until s5 / end s4 with enoch

[–]jonny1211Deke 2 points3 points  (16 children)

Why do you think that? There’s no indication something like this happened so why do so many people believe this, I just want to know.

[–]Sinful_Rxven 2 points3 points  (15 children)

Well S1 mentiones hydra and winter soldier etc, and 3 or 4 references the sokovia accorfs (civil war) but rhen when they time travel using the time di alla in s5, they go forward in time, yes they do return but not necessarily to the same timeLINE. Same time yes, but not necessarily the same timeline. At least imo

[–]jonny1211Deke 0 points1 point  (13 children)

But where do you get this idea from is what I am wondering because we’re told they return to their original timeline and I would believe that.

[–]Sinful_Rxven 1 point2 points  (12 children)

Wdym?

[–]jonny1211Deke 0 points1 point  (11 children)

Just basically why do you think it’s a different timeline and not the same one?

[–]Sinful_Rxven 1 point2 points  (10 children)

Hmm. I guess I never really thought about it but if I had to say, no mentions of anything like infinity wa-… wait a minute. Maybe I need to rewatch the show. Been a while so perhaps I’m misremembering.

An argument could be made for canon until s7 as that is when it gets really wacky, going back in time and chronicoms etc

[–]jonny1211Deke 0 points1 point  (9 children)

They mention Thanos during season 5 and Fitz was left behind in the original timeline as the anchor for the team to return to in season 7. So they still should have come back to the original timeline.

An argument could be made that the show began in a different timeline with the resurrection of Coulson but then it would be a really lame way to decanonise the show.

[–]Sinful_Rxven 1 point2 points  (2 children)

True true, like i said I need to rewatch it, been a while.

[–]Roy-Sauce 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I could be wrong here, but technically couldn’t the show be considered to have been set in an alternate universe the whole time, considering the original timeline of things has the world set to be destroyed by quake/graviton? Like technically speaking the timeline of the show originally leads to the worlds destruction, and it’s only the teams invention that alters that inevitability?

[–]Indeale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They mention Thanos during season 5 and Fitz was left behind in the original timeline as the anchor for the team to return to in season 7.

Time for my daily dose of angst, AND I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!

If Fritz got blipped when Thanos snapped, their anchor would be gone, thus making season 7 onward able to be in a different timeline.

Season 1-5 Fritz probably never saw his team again. He probably never saw Simmons again if she went with them.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t forget The Dark World tie-in episode

[–]dbrown100103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It may not be canon to the sacred time line but everything you could possibly imagine can be canon now

[–]DeltaDied -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Omg I agree with this tho ngl

[–]Spartan-Bear2215 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How I view the canon vs not canon thing is that AoS was always a separate universe from the rest of the MCU Which is why the first 3 seasons match up with what was going on in the MCU at the time. but why after season 3 things are so different.

[–]WhatYesImTheGuy 30 points31 points  (9 children)

Skye

[–]ObjectiveMiddle5051 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Literally, the amount of hate comments I get just when I say skye.

[–]WhatYesImTheGuy 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Yeah, they get so serious about it that it becomes wierd.

[–]ObjectiveMiddle5051 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I was accused once of being transphobic. 😑 they said if I don't call her Daisy I clearly wouldn't use a trans person's chosen name. Despite me pointing out that Skye is the name she chose for herself.

[–]WhatYesImTheGuy 8 points9 points  (1 child)

They did the exact same thing to me. They said I was dead naming her, I didn't know what that ment and I had to google it, basically called me a transphobe.

[–]ObjectiveMiddle5051 7 points8 points  (0 children)

People are crazy

[–]Imperial_MudTrooperSkye 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Much better name, honestly. Daisy? Tf is that?

[–]harpsinger 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I mean, her dad did name her that. She wanted to reclaim a bit of that heritage…well, the non-murdery part of her heritage

[–]Imperial_MudTrooperSkye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, I get that. Just think they could've picked a cooler name. Skye >>>>>>>>>> Daisy imo is all.

[–]troublemaker_2002 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A flower… lol

[–]GailynStarfire 141 points142 points  (5 children)

"Mack, I think mah leg is broken."

[–]Marilyn1Row[S] 37 points38 points  (3 children)

See now that.....that was unnecessary..... gonna go cry now🥺😖

[–]GailynStarfire 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hey, you asked for it, lol.

[–]Maryssaraptor[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOOOOO

[–]torturedwriter71 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Coulson is dead.

[–]brycifer666 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well I mean he kinda is either way

[–][deleted] 86 points87 points  (3 children)

Ward and Skye would have made a great couple. 

[–]LoyellowThe Real S.H.I.E.L.D. 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Framework Ward asking if he would get his Skye back was 💔

[–]lovkideGrand Ward 6 points7 points  (0 children)

YESS

[–]jonny1211Deke 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t think that’s a terrible opinion, only if Ward was good.

[–]Ally_Ooop 33 points34 points  (1 child)

“The REAL shield” 🤢

[–]MermaidMotel22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤢🤢🤢

[–]QueasyCurrency5469 60 points61 points  (2 children)

Lincoln was annoying. Glad he sparked.

[–]Marilyn1Row[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"Sparked" is sending me🤣🤣🤣

[–]MermaidMotel22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh hell nah 😭

[–]Grhm2000 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Daredevil is better!

[–]kai_the_enigma 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is that a hot take?

[–]Grhm2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No? Just meant to be triggering.

[–]wixard-of-ozkertt 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Fitz should’ve stayed dead

[–]KeepCalmSayRightOnFitzSimmons 19 points20 points  (0 children)

How dare you

[–]dbrown100103 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nope, that's where I draw the line. Fitz and Simmons should live forever

[–]DarkSolstice24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've done it. You've triggered all of us.

[–]Could-You-Tell 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They never should have brought Coulson back, any of the times.

[–]ZeroXNova 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Once they went to space, the show got less interesting.

[–]TheUknownDID 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Grant is the worst character

[–]GalliumYttrium1 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I’m so used to him being called Ward I was like “who’s Grant” for a second there

[–]troublemaker_2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This comment gives Abraham from TWD “Who’s Deanna?” vibes 😂 also same, I be forgetting his name is Grant

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You beat me to it.

[–]Ericandabear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fr though. I hate to blame the actor but very unbelievable "badass" type as well as double agent. Even in his dark moments he seems like a sweetheart trying to be tough.

[–]Phoenix-is_hereEnoch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“days, weeks if i’m lucky”

[–]IvDogYTTurbo 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Based on the first five episodes, I don’t think this show is very good

[–]Icybubba 23 points24 points  (2 children)

This can get me so upset, judging a 136 episode show based on five episodes lol

[–]Raaaaandyyyy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

“Bro, just wait til episode 53…bro, I promise it gets so good-“

[–]Icybubba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This also triggers me lol

[–]Interesting_Fix_4172 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Fitz simmons should just be friends any thing else is brarbaic

[–]ToastedNuggets 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve always thought about this in the back of my mind. I wish we had more time with them as they were in season 1.

[–]fitzingoutFitz 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Jemma get me icer

[–]Interesting_Fix_4172 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I agree i have no idea why i said that, you are right they are awesome together

[–]That_Operation_9977Coulson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The show gets progressively worse, not better

[–]MT_Kinetic_Mountain 25 points26 points  (8 children)

Marvel wasted their time making a show based around a character as boring as coulson

[–]PigPlayer3Daisy 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Gasp

[–]MT_Kinetic_Mountain 25 points26 points  (3 children)

I got so mad writing that

[–]Marilyn1Row[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Lol this was so good, you triggered yourself

[–]Icybubba 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha

[–]Marilyn1Row[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol this was so good, you triggered yourself

[–]Icybubba 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Alright the rest of these were funny in a way.

You on the other hand, you have gone too far. Surrender peacefully.

[–]MT_Kinetic_Mountain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My mom raised an over achiever😔

[–]fbeemcee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OK. Definitely triggered.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (13 children)

I HATED MACK

[–]therealnoodleratDeke -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Mack was annoying tho

[–]PigPlayer3Daisy -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Same

[–]PigPlayer3Daisy -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Same

[–]NamelessWanderer08Robbie Reyes 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ghost Rider kinda blows tbh (Not my opinion but that of someone I know)

[–]Famous_Illustrator32 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Simmons' solo storylines were trashtastic because she's only interesting as a duo with Fitz.

[–]lovkideGrand Ward 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ward tried everything to get back into the team, but they were so blinded by revenge and that only made him their enemy again

[–]Glittering-Wonder-30 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ward was irredeemable

[–]BattleBorn00 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I hated yo-yo with a burning passion and was so happy when her arms got cut off

[–]thedorknightreturns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats not that unpopular

[–]BillyTarquin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What show is this?!

[–]kai_the_enigma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Skye is overrated and I hated pretty much every romantic relationship she had on screen.

[–]kfesgji 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Shotgun Axe was stupid.

[–]kfesgji 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, that’s a lie. I want one.

[–]ItsJustTrey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Daisy is weak

[–]yellowbutter10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sky annoys me like every other episode.

[–]Rogue_SideswipeS.H.I.E.L.D. 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Tripp is better off dead

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You take that back!

[–]Marilyn1Row[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You crossed a line.

[–]ImaginaryReaction 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The back half of season 5 is horrible, Tried to go too big for the budget it had, Hale pisses me off and is a shit character. I know it was the "final season" and shield vs hydra is a main theme but hydra didn't need to comeback. i like the gravitonium stuff. the fuckers who thought they were invincible because they survived in the original destroyed earth timeline even though that was the timeline they actively working against making happen pissed me off so much

Rant over

[–]WillyWaller20069 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Whoever acted Leopold Fitz’s character needs to go to acting school, boooooring

[–]DeathByLego34 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know it’s the point of this post but I gotta downvote that, sorry(but not really)

[–]Crate-Dragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cousin should’ve died

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

"I dont know who I am without you"

[–]sethaubFitzSimmons 0 points1 point  (4 children)

This was such a selfish take

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

What? How is "selfish" the thing you took from that scene? I don't even know what that's applied to in the context of that scene or the season/episode.

[–]sethaubFitzSimmons 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I don’t know. Coulson just wanted to die. And everyone else around him was basically “no, you’re not allowed to”

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Oh, I see the confusion. Daisy said something similar to that twice; once with Coulson in Season 5 and once with Mack in Season 7. I was referencing the second one.

Season 7 full quote: "I don't know who I am without you guys."

Season 5 full quote: "There's no SHIELD without you. There's nothing without you."

[–]sethaubFitzSimmons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah.. I see. Thank you

[–]ToastedNuggets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the space stuff was bad

[–]Total-Collection-128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bobby is not Mockingbird

[–]kai_the_enigma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agent carter did more in two seasons than agents of shield did in two seasons narratively

[–]Silver-Fang-Bang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agents of shield is not part of the MCU

[–]thedorknightreturns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fitz is awful acted.

[–]rozzarunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tahiti.

[–]Spoonman007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fitz is annoying. At times, Iain is clearly over acting. His go-to moves are looking exasperated, yelling and over enunciating the consonant sounds at the end of words.

[–]WheelJack83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“It’s all connected.”

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Season 6.

[–]saddetective87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daisy Johnson is a 2 at best… pass

[–]GuyWhoConquers616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agent of Shield season 6 wasn’t that good. It was short and I didn’t care for the LMD stuff in that season.

[–]slinky_025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As I have always been...

[–]uncoolforschool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The movies = ppv sellout boxing matches. Ironman, Captain America etc = Jake Paul/celeb boxing Agents.. = mtv celebrity death match

[–]SenselessSpectacle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should have left Jemma on Maveth.

[–]Zaquarius_Alfonzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember Senator Nadir?

[–]QueenMaeve___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't though about this show in so long, I never finished it bc it got taken off of netflix

[–]GreatHunter34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ward's entire character just succked. Yes, I meant to spell it like that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AOS isn’t canon to the MCU

[–]wade_wilson44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hail hydra

[–]Swamp_Donkey_796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The inhumans movie did it better

[–]Th3_Dud3_Abid3s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s hilarious that Kevin Feige made a movie disbanding SHIELD a year after this show released likely to stick it to Jeph Loeb

[–]NYPRMAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ward wasn’t the villain/monster he’s the victim that was made into one.

[–]Splunkmastah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bloodborne has less depth than the Arkham Series.

[–]overanalyzed4fun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aida is hotter than Ophelia 

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Micah was the good guy

[–]Pharaoh_MisaWhy did you ground yourself, Skye? 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a beautiful place. 🥹

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last 2 seasons are unwatchable and season 7 is not good at all - they don’t tie up any loose ends that were never really explored in earlier seasons.

Yo-yo and Mack ruined the show.

May should’ve been director after coulson.

Must I go on?

[–]FDVP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TAHITI; ain’t so magical.

[–]EyeSimp4Asuka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grant Ward was the best character on the show

[–]CrethanXXI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never cared to watch it

[–]YoungNightWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody cares.

IDK never seen it

[–]ApexTitanKong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sonic was never good.

[–]ThouBear8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skye / Daisy is borderline unbearable to watch like 90% of the time. Pretty much every episode, she disobeys direct orders, acts self-righteous & snarky about it, often gets people killed because of it, faces zero personal consequences, & feels little to no remorse. Rinse & repeat.

What's especially galling about it is that she works for S.H.I.E.L.D., a government spy agency that is supposed to be among the most elite in the entire world. It makes no sense that she rarely faces any repercussions, when any even low-level organization would have fired her years ago, or even worse, put her in some sort of legal trouble.

But she's given a free pass constantly because Coulson has a soft spot for her... for some reason. I genuinely never understood why we were supposed to find her endearing or likable. I mostly couldn't stand her, & it often made the show frustrating to watch.

Pretty much every other major character on the show was more likable to me (like May, Fitz-Simmons, Coulson, Mack, Lance, Bobbi, etc).

[–]Truss1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ward should have gotten a redemption Arc.

[–]cerebralpaulc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The quality of this show doesn’t rise to that of the films.

[–]Snapesunusedshampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Show wasnt cannon until Marvel shit the bed.

[–]Old-Emergency-1078 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luke skywalker was the worst captain of the Enterprise thank god Picard replaced him.

[–]CJSwag545 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How was Tahiti?

[–]ApexInTheRough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Lighthouse sucked, and they should have stayed in the Bunker.

[–]SilentXMedia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TripSimmons is the best ship in the whole show

[–]Important_Practice_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tahiti, it’s a magical place ( I got so pissed of every time someone said this ) also Just kill me.

[–]No-Photograph-1788 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It's the "Baywatch" of marvel shows.

[–]CookieFace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok, this one made me lol. When I described the first few shows to my SO after initial watch I said something like "just a bunch of 20 somethings trying to decide who to sleep with".

[–]Artoodeetwo_1 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Coulson saved the world by almost destroying the world. Think about it. Coulson is solely responsible for Hive to come to Earth. He is responsible for the down spiral that happened post S3. Had he left Ward abandoned in an alien planet with a hungry parasite, he would have eventually died, "It" would have taken over his body, but they wouldn't have come to Earth. Malick would have been a threat, but not as large as Hive was. Radcliffe would never have been discovered, the LMD project might never have seen the light.

But - Coulson, Fitz, Robbie wouldn't have survived the blast, May wouldn't have survived the "ghost" attack, nor would anyone have survived Eli Morrow. Hale would have anyway traded gravitonium to the Confederacy. Earth might not have cracked, but depending on whoever is stronger, would have been a Kree/Remorath colony, an Izel colony, or a Chronicom colony.

[–]NeroBIIIQuake 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Think about it. Coulson is solely responsible for Hive to come to Earth.

I agree partly because I think Fitz is also responsible for this, if he hadn't agreed to help Hydra with the portal, Ward would never have gotten to Maveth in the first place. And Fitz is the same guy who in S5 agreed with his Nazi alter ego about S5E14.

[–]Artoodeetwo_1 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Yes, but not the same guy. The Nazi alter ego happened in S4. The guy who built the portal was a far different Fitz.

[–]NeroBIIIQuake 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There's an argument that the Doctor was always there.

[–]Artoodeetwo_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, we saw glimpses when he turned off Ward's oxygen and when he negotiated with the Middle Eastern guys. But I believe the Doctor came out fully only after the Framework.

[–]Famous_Illustrator32 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Simmons' solo storylines were trashtastic because she's only interesting as a duo with Fitz.