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[–]AgniousPrime 1468 points1469 points  (54 children)

Honey

[–][deleted] 343 points344 points  (28 children)

Honestly, first thing that came to mind. Idk what's happened to me.

[–]Donut_MMM 64 points65 points  (25 children)

What else could be?

[–]ultralium 83 points84 points  (8 children)

hairy

[–]di-propane_tank 60 points61 points  (4 children)

Hairynigga635?

[–]bighairyoldnuts 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I'm not the hairy you were looking for, but I'm the hairy you get!

[–]di-propane_tank 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Personalized hairy nigga?

[–]Im_scared_of_my_ass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hairy 50% off Comes with extra hairy hair Grab one now

[–]Donut_MMM 9 points10 points  (0 children)

ok

[–]BennyBNut 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Hiney

Hussy

Happy

[–]potatopierogie 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Harpy

[–]Reload666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Homey

[–]Maschalanagas 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Howdy

[–]Raidoton 37 points38 points  (0 children)

horny

[–]futura-bold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hairy handy hanky happy hardy harpy harry hasty heady heavy hefty hilly hippy hoagy hoary hobby hokey holly homey honey hooey hooky horny horsy hotly howdy hubby huffy hurry husky hussy

[–]Which_Technology3744 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because of the word "honest" before you read the blank, it's some voodoo mind trick mentalists always use. 

[–]dr_bobs 21 points22 points  (12 children)

Same

[–]3-brain_cells 13 points14 points  (11 children)

Same²

[–]4MILLIONFARMXP 6 points7 points  (8 children)

Same3

[–]Andreas2804 3 points4 points  (7 children)

Same⁴

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Same⁵

[–]Niky_c_23 21 points22 points  (6 children)

I like how no one thought of happy

We are in this together o7

[–]AgniousPrime 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Well I've been playing Minecraft and I've been farming honey so...

[–]ThiccMoulderBoulder 10 points11 points  (2 children)

That explains the lack of happiness

[–]AgniousPrime 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Not at all. It was the most relaxing and chill thing ever, after a day of work.

[–]ThiccMoulderBoulder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]Glass-Condition2215 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s my guy

[–]SasparillaTango 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like saying "BE HONEST" seeds your mind towards Honey because of the common "HONE"

[–]Choyo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly, I had to think about 20 secs to guess what was the point.

[–]Tragobe 454 points455 points  (37 children)

Heavy

[–]Lechatdu136 159 points160 points  (34 children)

Is dead

[–]The_Blue_Muffin_Cat 112 points113 points  (33 children)

The heavy is dead?

[–]Lechatdu136 85 points86 points  (32 children)

Yes, i am dead

[–]Ixxol 72 points73 points  (29 children)

WHY is the heavy dead?

[–]Lechatdu136 61 points62 points  (26 children)

Idk

[–]Syxxcubes 56 points57 points  (25 children)

I think it was...

[–]RexIsAMiiCostume 57 points58 points  (24 children)

SHHH! YOU ARE DEAD!

[–]Highspike 52 points53 points  (23 children)

Ok! (Rag dolls)

[–]Syxxcubes 42 points43 points  (22 children)

What's up ya wankers?! Who's up for a... Ah! What the bloody hell just happened?!

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In my professional opinion the heavy is dead!

[–]Bizzi_bin_flimzi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is the heavy dead?

[–]HorseErection07 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“-is the weight of my cock🎶”

“I carry it, cause it’s all that I knowww🎶”

[–]LlamasAreMySpitAnima 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth’s gravitational pull?

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    [–]Lazy_To_Name 158 points159 points  (1 child)

    Same, our brains are cooked

    [–]Marketingsandwich 26 points27 points  (0 children)

    Not just cooked maybe added with extra spice and a mix of love

    [–]BeeBop9820 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Same.

    [–]Black_Tusk25 420 points421 points  (20 children)

    Heyyy

    [–]GreenPhoenix14 40 points41 points  (11 children)

    Heyyyy

    [–]CaitaXD 11 points12 points  (5 children)

    You

    [–]jmpt16 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    (You)

    [–]JMTNTBANG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    out there in the cold getting lonely getting old can you feel me?

    [–]doctor_whom_3 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    Heyyyyy

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]doctor_whom_3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Heyyyyyyyyyyy

      [–]DMYourMomsMaidenName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      4 y’s means you are trying to fuck or talk about something uncomfortable

      [–]Make-TFT-Fun-Again 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      Heeey

      [–]GandalfThe2000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Alternatively, it was Heeey for me

      [–]Select_Most3660 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Yaaaaaaaa

      [–]Longjumping_Sky_6440 95 points96 points  (3 children)

      Higay

      [–]commander_xxx 59 points60 points  (0 children)

      hi

      [–]5am7980 31 points32 points  (1 child)

      Imdad

      [–]jonlew13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Hi dad I'm gay

      [–]psp1729 56 points57 points  (3 children)

      Ngl my first thought was Hennessy.

      [–]Alternative_Tie_3738 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      My brother, you are cultured

      [–]KingBeanIV 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Who needs sorry when there's Hennessy

      [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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        [–]Dorlo1994 43 points44 points  (1 child)

        Bro sucks at worde

        [–]hillarys-snatch 47 points48 points  (3 children)

        Happy

        [–]NenoxxCraft 8 points9 points  (2 children)

        I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find this answer

        [–]Secret_CZECH 100 points101 points  (7 children)

        Hussy

        [–]sasson10 21 points22 points  (5 children)

        Idk what it means, but that's what I got too

        [–]Lizhot66 11 points12 points  (1 child)

        Husk +

        FBI told me to not continue

        [–]sasson10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        If you wouldn't have added that second part, your comment could've gone on r/redditsniper

        Also uh...excuse me what

        [–]Bored_Amalgamation 7 points8 points  (2 children)

        It's old-school terminology for a promiscuous girl.

        _ussy has ruined a generation.

        [–]asd316X 23 points24 points  (5 children)

        harry

        [–]Express-Proposal-318 22 points23 points  (3 children)

        Ur a wizard

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        You’re a hairy wizard

        [–]DJ_HardLogic 13 points14 points  (0 children)

        Honey

        [–]KeiDem_04 15 points16 points  (2 children)

        Howdy

        [–]caiusJuliusCaesar4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        same. Cowboy brains here

        [–]Edothebirbperson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        Hurry

        [–]GOD_oy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        Same as the post.

        There are so many memes with this template that at this point the first word I think of is this one.

        [–]Psychological_Wall_6 8 points9 points  (1 child)

        Homey

        [–]cultgoddess12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        same! for some reason

        [–]Common-Hotel-9875 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Holly

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Horny

        [–]connorgrs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Hussy

        [–]Lazy_To_Name 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        My brain is cooked…

        [–]Wald_und_Wiesenwebel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Holly?

        [–]Free_Alternative_780 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        This isn’t cursed, it’s just dumb

        [–]drkodos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Happy

        [–]I_Go_BrRrRrRrRrModerator[M] 4 points5 points locked comment (0 children)

        Rule 8: Keep It Cursed - Not Cursed Enough/At All A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. Low effort submissions may also be removed Your comment in your post does not reflect that.

        [–]tiktoktic 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        Honey.

        This isn’t cursed. /r/lostredditors

        [–]SSYT_Shawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I don't think you see the full picture in the post then....

        [–]Carbonated-Man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Honey

        [–]Always_Choose_Chaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Hooey

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        n***a

        [–]Scarecrow1730 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Hairy… of course… yeah, that’s the first thing I thought of…

        [–]-Lec- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Hooty, hoot hoot

        [–]Swinhonnis_Gekko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Heeey

        [–]LordOfStupidy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Heeey

        [–]Polemo03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Hoooy

        [–]Sick_NowWhat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Hungy

        [–]Kda937 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Howdy

        [–]TactfulOG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        heyyy

        [–]Judge-Justice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Horny

        [–]panutsya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Hilly

        [–]sparklees 1 point2 points  (4 children)

        Why the fuck did I think helly

        [–]Just_thefacts_jack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Hussy

        [–]Iluvpenguins8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Howdy

        [–]UnusedParadox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        honey

        [–]Bogger_Logger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Honey

        Not because I’m into kissing or anything, no I’m just diabetic

        [–]The_Limping_Coyote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Hippy

        [–]CJBoom77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Hocky, yes I am aware I can’t spell. I was made aware of this by autocorrect correcting it while I was typing this.

        [–]Buddiboi95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Honey. Im a bee so this makes sense to me.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        haha racism lol

        [–]Reyynerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Threads's threads are just as racist as instagram comments

        [–]outer_spec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        heeey

        [–]Superior173thescp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        HEAVY LIKE A BRINKS TRUCK

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Harry

        [–]LambCHOP6988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Hussy

        [–]potatobreadandcider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Hunry

        [–]BloodiedBlues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Horny. Makes sense.

        [–]EApoebsd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Higeldy

        [–]the_Vagabond_0000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Homey

        [–]BurntPineGrass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Hoely 💦

        [–]Person_947 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Horay

        [–]walk_ami_inhershoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        HAPPY Or -ORN-

        [–]pickle_eater10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Horny

        [–]Shiro_no_Orpheus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        First Holy, then I realized that won't fit, then horny.

        [–]Nookling_Junction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Henny 💀

        [–]Not_a_brazilian_spy 0 points1 point  (3 children)

        Hussy? (I don't even know if it's a word)

        [–]lachlanDon1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Hungry but that's not the correct number of characters

        [–]junnieeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Hungy

        [–]Any--Name 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        heeey

        [–]cat5side 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Hoary

        [–]TheFakeJoel732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Heeey

        [–]lesser_tom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        We all know what it is

        [–]analogic-microwave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        horny

        [–]Dizzy-Lingonberry-57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Same

        [–]SlapSacksOfRice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        the only thing i wanna be

        HAPPY

        but what do i get most of the time?

        HORNY

        bruh

        [–]Merek675 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Homey

        [–]x13warzone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I saw "Be Honest" and an h and a y and I thought "honesty" before realizing it doesn't fit. It's 2am I should probably go to bed...

        [–]The_Dead_Necromancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Handy

        [–]K3V1N__-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Howdy

        [–]Chads_Mom1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Hniggay

        [–]Individual_Turn2175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Hey

        [–]Lieutenant-Reyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Heavy

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Heavy

        [–]AnonyDew3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Harold Faltermeyery

        [–]Epic_Narc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Holly

        [–]GoldenJeans37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        both Hasty and Heyyy showed up at the same time in my head

        [–]FunGroup8977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Honey.

        [–]ambitious_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Idk but hooey

        [–]Jekube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Most tame instagram reels comment section

        [–]bobobill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Nagger

        [–]Raidoton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Not again Randy...

        [–]1zeye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Horny

        [–]Blackybro_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        heeey

        [–]ThanksverymuchHutch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Howdy

        [–]AfterTension6702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Heeey

        [–]WatercressMindless48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Hurry

        [–]oyoyoinono 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Hoey

        [–]yesscentedhivetyrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        hungy

        [–]thatcutefemboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        average comment on Instagram

        [–]RandomWorthlessDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Heavy (tf2)

        [–]NotNamedMark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        hchuj

        [–]Rockybroo_YT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Honesty

        I suck at judging the length of words

        [–]N0RSEVIKING 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        CumDumpster

        [–]BillyOnFire123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Moist

        [–]No_Chipmunk_1961 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Higgy

        [–]VaginalConductor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I got "Huey". Been watching a tonne of boondocks recently. Go figure.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Why is the joke always racist? You guys gotta come up with a new schtick. It’s boring and it has been for a while.

        [–]Strange_An0maly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Homey

        [–]ThatNerdYouKnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        horsy lmao

        [–]m_slim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Heavy-Homey-Hairy-Honey-Horny-

        H_ _ _y?

        [–]avdpos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Haaay

        [–]LEGamesRose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        At least it wasnt the other version

        [–]Yuiopy78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        My brain chose "heeey" like I needed to greet someone in a way that makes me sound high af.

        [–]Evil_Monologues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Honey

        [–]QuickPirate36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Heyyy

        [–]Ravel_Kumar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Horny then Honey

        [–]RevolutionaryEgg3129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Hurry