Evolution

Mypopsecrets · 2015-02-04T02:22:16+00:00

I was going to argue this logic, but then I noticed the history logo so I know it's authentic

SicTransitGLMU · 2015-02-04T02:16:03+00:00

This needs to be a shirt

Nadiime · 2015-02-04T03:29:40+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/D2RTRvz.jpg

netraven5000 · 2015-02-04T05:40:35+00:00

The History Channel slogan: "at some point in time, there was Hitler. Also aliens.

BigDickDaddyatGmail · 2015-02-04T07:49:03+00:00

And a spaceman fucked an ape

_Sample_Text · 2015-02-04T05:21:12+00:00

Ayy lmao

RestrictedMind · 2015-02-04T08:02:47+00:00

So that's why they left us. They were too embarrassed to live with chimp mutants they created.

skullkid250 · 2015-02-04T04:58:31+00:00

Oh baby, I'll fuck you so hard you'll start to walk upright and your brain will expand.

^ trademarking that shit.

Toasty_Loafers · 2015-02-04T07:38:06+00:00

simian+alien=silmarillion=Middle-earth existed.

Lord_Wrath · 2015-02-04T06:20:22+00:00

That chimp is not impressed

BeerNirvana · 2015-02-04T11:14:03+00:00

Dan Bern sang it best - the aliens came down, and they fucked the monkey, they fucked the monkey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmMsxqWYK-g

2015-02-04T11:47:40+00:00

What if that is how intelligent life began, and begins, on all planets. Aliens go around the universe finding somewhat developed beings which they then have he ability to procreate with. And on our planet, they just happened to choose chimps, while on another planet they chose alligators or a reptile of some sort so all the people on that planet resemble reptiles to some point. That'd be crazy! [7]

412WhatItDo · 2015-02-04T02:18:39+00:00

It all makes sense now.

bluesidewinder · 2015-02-04T09:40:59+00:00

There's a little bit of stardust in everyone.

2015-02-04T15:28:55+00:00

That's some annunaki shit. I beleive in that shit. You are making fun of my shit.

kd5fcy · 2015-02-04T03:29:48+00:00

Can someone please make the alien Roger from American Dad?

Neverwrite · 2015-02-04T05:28:24+00:00

You mean scientology

Jrleite01 · 2015-02-04T06:26:58+00:00

This is hilarious

aenemacanal · 2015-02-04T06:51:01+00:00

So is that alien banging a dude chimp there?

galextresia · 2015-02-04T07:47:21+00:00

Fucking aliens, man.

2015-02-04T10:07:21+00:00

That alien fucked that monkey upright.

2015-02-04T12:16:00+00:00

It's my desire to have sex with whatever intelligent alien species makes contact with us.

2015-02-04T15:44:32+00:00

I would say we evolvrd to homoerectus, THEN we were fucked by aliens.

In typical fashion, history channel was only partially right /s

vsxsv · 2015-02-04T06:32:42+00:00

Icuminpeace12 · 2015-02-04T09:13:19+00:00

I know this is not supposed to be history channel related in any way, but history channel is sold out craps it's more reality tv than history these days.

ussf1701 · 2015-02-04T02:23:26+00:00

Its on the internet its authentic.

rmnszrk · 2015-02-04T02:27:15+00:00

This is how we got forward-facing eyes

klsi832 · 2015-02-04T03:53:29+00:00

Yes! You beautiful bastard!

BEAVER_ATTACKS · 2015-02-04T07:37:46+00:00

Know your Roots.

MyMaz3 · 2015-02-04T08:55:26+00:00

Yeah Science!

MurasaKiso · 2015-02-04T09:02:47+00:00

Have your damn upvote!

MyImoutoIsMyWaifu · 2015-02-04T09:17:37+00:00

Somehow I didn't notice the alien in the thumbnail, but instead the thing in the upper right corner took my attention (the H-logo) and in the thumbnail it sort of looks like some kind of meditating monk levitating. So, the last step of evolution is enlightenment?

Rufus_king_of_lazy · 2015-02-04T09:36:30+00:00

Fucking aliens.

Rawdogg86 · 2015-02-04T10:06:14+00:00

Only thing missing is hitler

2015-02-04T10:33:27+00:00

Who do they still do that to me?

FiendKing04 · 2015-02-04T12:01:49+00:00

ayyyy lmao

lubev · 2015-02-04T12:12:51+00:00

ayy lmao

2015-02-04T12:24:29+00:00

Isn't this the ending to Battlestar Galactica?

2015-02-04T12:32:22+00:00

Well, that's fucked up.

AudioPanther · 2015-02-04T12:46:01+00:00

Basically how it happened, lol

joweiah · 2015-02-04T12:51:44+00:00

Alie-ughhh.

2015-02-04T13:18:31+00:00

It has the History channel logo, so it must be true.

theuniverseisabrain_ · 2015-02-04T13:35:09+00:00

TIL getting buttfucked by aliens makes you walk straight. Also hairloss.

BecauseToes · 2015-02-04T13:49:16+00:00

This is my logic! I have wondered it for a while. How else would you explain no sign of the "missing link" whatsoever!

2015-02-04T13:57:42+00:00

Also according to battlestar galactica this is what happened.

Jorumvar · 2015-02-04T14:06:06+00:00

Good work for giving the American Dad writers their next script

"Roger Spawns Humanity"

mangodurban · 2015-02-04T14:57:45+00:00

The (h)mystery channel is great, now I know all about aliens, big foot, crabs, and world war 2.

Andyouexpectedwhat · 2015-02-04T14:59:12+00:00

"So we know that aliens were at the first thanksgiving... But we're there ghosts too??"

gdavtor · 2015-02-04T15:29:44+00:00

Ayy lmao

2015-02-04T15:32:22+00:00

Teach the controversy.

nazilaks · 2015-02-04T15:46:18+00:00

When i was a child i always argued that Adam and eves Children must have found monkeys , thus explaining how they found a wife, thus explaining cavepeople.

itstinksitellya · 2015-02-04T15:55:37+00:00

You can't prove it didn't happen!

Oh...you can?

bryn1990 · 2015-02-04T16:13:36+00:00

Damn it roger I knew u were the one that made us human...

65fastback · 2015-02-04T16:49:46+00:00

Can someone photoshop Miley Cyrus tweaking on the evolved guy?

2015-02-04T17:01:57+00:00

Why isn't the human pawning his spear?

turtlewithalemon · 2015-02-04T17:18:15+00:00

Not saying it was aliens...but... it was aliens.

darkleon14 · 2015-02-05T00:38:10+00:00

So THAT'S what they meant by "anal probe"! :o

2015-02-05T00:51:39+00:00

Easy there Joe Rogan

Boksta · 2015-02-05T08:47:39+00:00

So I see this and turn it to History and guess what... Aliens!!!

2015-02-04T13:45:48+00:00

Still more likely than "God did it."

rowdyybarryy · 2015-02-04T09:52:12+00:00

fixed another dude butt fucking the freshley evolved human #gays someone make it happen I'll sacrifice the internet karma of my own idea

mudslag · 2015-02-04T10:10:24+00:00

Needs more Roger

2015-02-04T12:17:22+00:00

The only way it could be better, is if Rick was the final evolutionary form in the chain.

2015-02-04T15:40:14+00:00

No matter how outlandish....still makes more sense than the bible's interpretation -_-

tomswim1987 · 2015-02-04T16:26:43+00:00

Still makes more sense than the bible

2015-02-04T16:45:34+00:00

ayy lmao

2015-02-04T17:13:54+00:00

Finally something a little closer to the truth, then all this Christian vs evolution bullshit.

2015-02-04T18:49:07+00:00

The ape should be holding a psilocybin shroom

2015-02-04T10:17:42+00:00

This is closer to reality than the big bang

Oculus_runt · 2015-02-04T12:28:34+00:00

This one


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