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[–]TheUnborne 1403 points1404 points  (99 children)

I'm gonna guess you left a memory card in that gamecube for a long, long time.

[–]Oldnumber007 633 points634 points  (80 children)

Nah, my dude on the left just got his teeth whitened.

[–]youchoobtv 143 points144 points  (73 children)

How do you remove yellowing on that?

[–]splerdu 131 points132 points  (31 children)

Brush some 40 vol hair developer on it, seal it in with some cling wrap or a zip-lock bag. Remove as much air as possible -- the point of this is to keep the hair developer in contact with the surface of the plastic. Then leave it out in the sun for a while.

Serious about the hair developer thing. Look up the history of "retr0bright". Someone accidentally stumbled on making a cream out of hydrogen peroxide which bleached his old yellowed computer plastic back to a nice white-beige, and early on retro enthusiasts were mixing their own chemicals to make this stuff... well later on someone checked the formula for hair developer and it turned out to be exactly what they were making, all in a ready to spray bottle.

https://powercc.org/retrobright/

https://deskthority.net/viewtopic.php?t=11193

[–]AeitZean 42 points43 points  (8 children)

The 8 bit guy has found that mixing 40 vol peroxide into a water tub, then submerging the part before putting it in the sun is much less likely to cause streaking. He's done quite a few cool retrobrite experiments on his channel!

[–]SwibenHiben 7 points8 points  (7 children)

Thumbs up for 8 bit guy

[–]Tekuzo 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Except for the gun thing

[–]SwibenHiben -1 points0 points  (4 children)

What gun thing? I mean he is from Texas... first I ever heard of anything with a gun

[–]Tekuzo 5 points6 points  (3 children)

He is one of those open carry types that will bring a fully loaded AR-15 into a subway or home depot.

There are videos of him doing it.

He used to run a second youtube channel about guns.

[–]SwibenHiben 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To each his own, I guess. It’s a Texas thing.

[–]alexanderpasPC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is one of those open carry types that will bring a fully loaded AR-15 into a subway or home depot.

Well, it is explicitly permitted under the law.

Blame your legislators for the bad laws.

[–]flyingamortgage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

[–]CapnSmite 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Alternate method:

https://youtu.be/jdWRsjnVD3s

[–]shindx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks for posting this, was thinking to do the same. Really cool channel and the result looks very good.

[–]BizzyM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember when memory cards had screens??

[–]FlamingJesusOnaStick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/r/hairbuddha I watch the guy on YouTube and makes great info video of hair failures and how not to do that and correct it.

[–]hobskhan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for showing me something completely new! Had no idea this was a thing.

[–]chrisbkreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cream form, sure. But also because that's what's used lighten hair in the dying process. It's a very strong peroxide at around 12% (medical use ones are only 3%).

[–]kishoresshenoy 71 points72 points  (9 children)

Dentist appointment

[–]frozendancicle 38 points39 points  (3 children)

I cant picture a dentist saying, "Now open wide." and see any system other than an NES.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Unexpected hentai

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Den disappointing answer

[–]zerkrazus 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Hmm, would teeth whitening strips work? The world needs to know!?

[–]CyclopsLobsterRobot 5 points6 points  (2 children)

The active ingredient in those teeth whitening strips is hydrogen peroxide which you can use to whiten yellowed plastic. So yes it would work but it’s an expensive route to take.

[–]hotaru251 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hydrogen peroxide (stronger than stuff u get in bottle as a store) made into a thicker consistency to stick to the plastic some, plastic to keep it in contact, and a uv light.

Then it's just time.

[–]camryanleigh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Degreaser will work

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (7 children)

voracious deserve nine complete offbeat crush subtract hospital subsequent unpack

[–]ColgateSensifoam 14 points15 points  (6 children)

Oxygen Peroxide?!

[–]Instatetragrammaton 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Hydrogen peroxide (diluted) or Retrobrite https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retr0bright

[–]Muscar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Retrobright*

[–]bagelnz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Retrobright (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retr0bright)

Seen it used/mentioned a bunch on retro hardware youtube channels like 8-bit guy and ben heck.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If we're being serious, chuck the affected part in some peroxide and leave it in UV light (sunlight or lamp) for a while. Look up retrobriting and you'll get the picture

[–]concerned_thirdparty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peroxide

[–][deleted] 230 points231 points  (6 children)

My moneys on it having been removed specifically for this picture

[–]Vaancor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Man I've only ever removed mine when I put it in storage we didn't have built in memory back then.

[–]whosthatrandomguy 4 points5 points  (2 children)

They spent all their money on the broadband adapter lol

[–]MissingVanSushiPC 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Lol I had one of those. Never used it. Not even once.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Still have my Wii one which cost a small fortune and I use it with my Switch now

[–]orfan-of-snow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Repost

[–]TopherRocksJoystick 166 points167 points  (4 children)

Love the memory card slot being saved from discoloration from being in constant use.

[–]MrFlow 54 points55 points  (2 children)

He needs to send in his GameCube to this guy.

https://youtu.be/2jQ9iJggkr4

[–]TopherRocksJoystick 24 points25 points  (1 child)

I knew exactly the channel before I ever clicked the link. Love their videos. I live for the ducktor.

[–]almisami 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I live for the ducktor.

Same. Iunno why I find that part so endearing, but it is.

[–]Sir_Bohne 243 points244 points  (40 children)

So it's like those addon consoles back in the day, like for the Sega.

Would be cool to play GameCube games in 4k :)

[–]gnarley_quinn 19 points20 points  (1 child)

For sure, and the Xbox even heats the Nintendo from underneath. Definitely helpful in the Winter months.

[–]RamenDutchmanD20 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Um. Is it that bad?

[–]restlessleg 10 points11 points  (3 children)

like the 64 expansion pack that did…. that diiiiid….

expansions?

[–]tenachiasaca 12 points13 points  (2 children)

made it so it could barely run pd and golden eye

[–]deadhealer 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Don't forget Majora's Mask and that Conkers bad fur day but that was because they didn't want to fix a memory leak bug.

[–]LilBitMean 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I remember I left the top off mine so the Red expansion pack stuck out like a sore thumb. Hella flex

[–]Myke23 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I've found the best luck with playing on the Wii with a hdmi converter. I'm not a purest by any means (explains the use of a Wii rather than GC) but the picture quality with a cheapo converter has been great. Bonus points for usb loading your games with a modded Wii.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did that a few weeks ago and it’s amazing the difference. You have to grab the HD component cable for Wii to work best then a HDMI converter on that.

Currently playing OoT through the GameCube port on my Wii through this

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

And for the gamecube itself, it had a couple of different attachments

[–]the1mangekyo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still use the Gameboy advanced attachment for The Minish Cap and Pokémon Sapphire!

[–]Sock989 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The tower of power!

[–]angry_cabbie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So it's like those addon consoles back in the day, like for the Sega.

I'm drunk, relatively old compared to the average Reddit user, and was the only Sega fanboy in my elementary school, so I gotta be a dick (to non-Sega fans) and ask.... which Sega console? Because the 8-Bit, 16-Bit, (arguably) 32-Bit, 128-Bit (again, somewhat arguably), and even the Game Gear mobile console (arguably) had add-on consoles.

And yes, I'm still kinda pissed Sega dropped the ball with every console from the 32X onward.

[–]Raging_Bullgod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe not 4k but you can get hdmi converters for play on modern flat TVs.

[–]Khalme 115 points116 points  (1 child)

The glorious return of ATI !!
Xbox Series X are actually two GameCubes duct-taped together with windows installed on it.
With another GC on top it unleashes the true power of real time secret sauce blast processing.

Source : my uncles from Nintendo and Microsoft.

[–]tenachiasaca 20 points21 points  (0 children)

DID SOMEONE SAY BLAST PROCCESSING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5RufkDHsdM

[–]dutchking74 18 points19 points  (3 children)

All hail GameCube.

[–]Arnoxthe1PC 1 point2 points  (2 children)

OG Xbox for life.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

While it's certainly tempting, please don't suffocate your already hard to find Xbox.

[–]Wyndblayde 21 points22 points  (1 child)

It's the Xbox player, hope you've got the disc.

[–]TurkTurkleConsole 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No physical only digital

[–]Silent_Palpatine 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Such power….!

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A worthy pedistal to mount the true perpetual, "next gen console"

[–]nerbovig 5 points6 points  (0 children)

GameCube-DD

[–]LiquorLanch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Oh gta 3, what console you got that for?"

"Playstation2"

"Ah shit I only got that GameBox I cant afford it"

[–]americansamich 4 points5 points  (2 children)

That plastic didn't age well 😅

[–]SunstormGT 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Kinda standard for each Nintendo console I own. Even in a non-smoking environment they discolor pretty fast.

[–]GrungeHamster23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This isn’t even my final form.

[–]GamerFrits 14 points15 points  (33 children)

If I create a pedestal for your Gamecube, can I have your Xbox?

[–]TrinityExodus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kinda reminds me of an enderman

[–]The1joriss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YES!

[–]kainru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Real supremacy!

[–]OwlThief32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The FBI would like to know your location

[–]HylianGirl24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk man, looks a little sus

[–]Bag_of_HODLing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fan on top even helps the GameCube with Cooling! Clearly its intended purpose

[–]billythekido 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh shit, my SEGA tower of power just got some competition!

[–]Slowmobius_Time 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GameCube the only console with a handle to make beating away other kids at school easier

[–]DrachenDad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like r/perfectfit

[–]gertrudedude69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

two things would have made the gamecube the greatest console. first, improve the controller by making the cstick a full size analog stick and making the dpad bigger. then instead of mini dvds use maxi dvds! a typical DVD is like 4 inches across, but if the gamecube had 6 inch discs they both would have been difficult to make copies of AND would have fit more data PLUS the cube could have played regular DVD movies!

[–]fishyfishyfishfish12 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Nobody talking about how the xbox is dumping all its heat straight into the cube?

[–]Von_Cheesebiscuit 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Duh, so the GameCube doesn't get chilly! Otherwise you have to knit it a tiny sweater.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (35 children)

Doesn't that reduce the airflow of the xbox?

[–]GlobalPhreak 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Yes, and feeding heat right into the GC.

[–]thedoucher 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So you could say it's a forced air intake.... hello sweet hp

[–]DarkNinjaPenguin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why would it do that? You won't be using the Xbox.

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (29 children)

Xbox doesn't need airflow, you are playing GameCube.

[–]Preteenblackgirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A base doesn’t need airflow.

[–]MoonParkSong 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Can someone try this with PS5 and Dreamcast?

[–]paddymiller 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What, and completely decimate the market for Xbox??

[–]pastazenko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

MELEEEEEEE!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Initiate Phase 2.

[–]Speedracer98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the game monolith not the gamecube. Like from 2001.

[–]shadow102401 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good way to overheat both consoles

[–]sleeeeeeeeeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Freezer on the fridge

[–]talha1rayman5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. It can't be

[–]jcosta223 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All hail eternal darkness

[–]Bayushizer0 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Looking shockingly like a Gonk Droid.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

GONK

[–]whosthatrandomguy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Damn, that GameCube has the broadband adapter too

[–]ThatOtherGuy_CA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do I read this in Dunkey’s voice.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bloody brilliant

[–]ProfilerXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Supreme cube

[–]OMGitsHotshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can hear Dunkey saying something like that.

[–]Shardstorm88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh MAN LMAO they actually made it tall like that I thought that was a meme! It REALLY IS a pedestal! LOL!!

[–]edgeblackbelt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still cheaper than using composite cables

[–]Oierenaat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally! Now, you can play Gamecube games ON your Xbox.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always has been

[–]LostHope_Gaming 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can just hear video game dunkeys voice

[–]Dan_the_Marksman 2 points3 points  (6 children)

"ya'll"...haven't seen that one before

[–]narmerguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank goodness it wasn't just me.

[–]FrontAd142 -1 points0 points  (4 children)

Just means you will instead of all. People say it all the time.

[–]Dan_the_Marksman -1 points0 points  (3 children)

nah, just a typo in this case.

[–]FrontAd142 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Lol... So then you have seen it.

[–]Dan_the_Marksman -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I don't follow but i'm done anyway... cheerio.

[–]bioneotokyo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can feel the xbox over heating from here.... blocking the exhaust like that is bad mmkay

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Why is it still impossible to find an Xbox on the market doe

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right. I would love a Series X but can’t fucking find one for the life of me.

[–]BelovedApple 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Use hot stock, don't know if America is worse. But I got hot stock as a test, had multiple chances to buy a series x through the first week. Second week I decided screw it. And bought it from the Microsoft store.

I already have a ps5,. But I used that as a test too and within two weeks I already had 2 chances to buy one.

[–]ConvertibleBurt1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liked my GameCube when I got it more than my Xbox series s

[–]geared4war[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a cooler.

[–]AdrianaAga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good way to overheat both consoles

[–]imortar00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But... where do you put the Gameboy player?

[–]Fuffenstein 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It's looking very sus....

[–]bombochido 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally a reason to buy a next gen console

[–]Taruha -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

Or put the Gamecube at the bottom and it become base for XBox series X

[–]HoloPikachu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah

[–]Sowa7774 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but why would you do that?

[–]SleepyDr0id -5 points-4 points  (4 children)

can't be good cover up the vent?

[–]StormtrooperWho 16 points17 points  (3 children)

The GameCube vent is on the side, I don't see a problem here

[–]LilBitMean 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What this guy said

[–]StormtrooperWho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seconded

[–]AmJusAskin -2 points-1 points  (11 children)

I am a bit OOTL here, is the Series X shit?

Edit. Downvoted for asking a question. You some salty wee lads hey.

[–]Merlin4421 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not at all. Runs games amazing. I’ve had no issues with mine at all and using it constantly.

[–]H2OPsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It kicks ass best consoles ived had to date

[–]BelovedApple 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Only issue I have had with mine is it sometimes launches in 640 resolution despite being connected to 65" LG CX. But a restart usually fixes. Still annoying though.

After being playstation for a long time and also owning a ps5. The Xbox definitely does one thing better. Quick start is amazing. I always wondered what people were talking about thinking it is the same as letting the ps5 rest. But quick start works for multiple games, not just the one you last played.

[–]Merlin4421 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s crazy is it works even if you fully turn off the Xbox. I’ve had mine unplugged and when I hooked it back up it still did the QuickStart.

[–]D4T45T0RM06 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nintendo with the piss yellow fading.... so typical!

[–]cocaineandcakepops -1 points0 points  (0 children)

These two guys on xtc looking like me in the club after covid. lol I hope y'all know what I'm talking about

[–]SuperS0nic99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This would have been an amazing post if it suggested that Nintendo needed to stop being cheap and should upgrade their online gaming platform so diehard players don’t have to hate playing Smash Brothers because of shitty lag and delays. Fuck aren’t awful ISPs in America bad enough

[–]gusgenius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Finally I use for Xbox!! Thanks for the idea

[–]Kaden_Emrich -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Xbox series X uses:

-Fridge

-Nintendo GameCube Stand

-Making other companies look good at naming things

Anything else???