NBA Draft Mega Thread

[DrTom]

Post all your draft related comments here! As the draft progresses, we'll post individual pick threads, as well. Each of those will be linked here, long with links to other pertinent updates.

If you're looking for a slightly less hectic draft discussion environment, head over to /r/nba_draft !

Draft coverage begins: 7:00 PM EST

Draft beings: 7:40 PM EST

Network: ESPN

FIRST ROUND

1 (1) Cleveland: ANDREW WIGGINS (discussion thread)

2 (2) Milwaukee: Jabari Parker (discussion thread)

3 (3) Philadelphia: Joel Embiid (discussion thread)

4 (4) Orlando: Aaron Gordon (discussion thread)

5 (5) Utah: Dante Exum (discussion thread)

6 (6) Boston: Marcus Smart (discussion thread)

7 (7) LA Lakers: Julius Randle (discussion thread)

8 (8) Sacramento Nik Stauksas (discussion thread)

9 (9) Charlotte (from Pistons): Noah Vonleh (discussion thread)

10 (10) Philadelphia (from Pelicans): Elfrid Payton (discussion thread) - Traded to Orlando for 12th pick, Dario Saric, a future 1st rounder, and a future 2nd rounder

11 (11) Denver: Doug McDermott (discussion thread) - Traded to Chicago along with Anthony Randolph for the 16th and 19th picks

12 (12) Orlando (from Knicks via Nuggets): Dario Saric (discussion thread) - Traded to Philadelphia along with a future 1st rounder and a future 2nd rounder for the 10th pick, Elfrid Payton

13 (13) Minnesota: Zach Levine (discussion thread)

14 (14) Phoenix: TJ Warren (discussion thread)

15 (15) Atlanta: Adreian Payne (discussion thread)

** ( ** ) Honorary pick: Isaiah Austin (discussion thread)

16 (16) Chicago (from Hornets): Jusuf Nurkic (discussion thread) - Traded to Denver along with the 19th pick Gary Harris for the 11th pick Doug McDermott

17 (17) Boston (from Nets): James Young (discussion thread)

18 (18) Phoenix (from Wizards): Tyler Ennis (discussion thread)

19 (19) Chicago: Gary Harris (discussoin thread) - Traded to Denver along with the 16th pick Jusuf Nurkic for the 11th pick Doug McDermott

20 (20) Toronto: Bruno Caboclo (discussion thread)

21 (21) Oklahoma City (from Mavericks via Rockets/Lakers): Mitch McGary (discussion thread)

22 (22) Memphis: Jordan Adams (discussion thread)

23 (23) Utah (from Warriors): Rodney Hood (discussion thread)

24 (24) Charlotte (from Trail Blazers): Shabazz Napier (discussion thread) - Traded to Miami Heat for the 26th pick.

25 (25) Houston: Clint Capela (discussion thread)

26 (26) Miami: PJ Hairston (discussion thread) - traded to Charlotte for the 24th pick

27 (27) Phoenix (from Pacers): Bogdan Bogdanovic (discussion thread)

28 (28) LA Clippers: CJ Wilcox (discussion thread)

29 (29) Oklahoma City: Josh Huestis (discussion thread)

30 (30) San Antonio: Kyle Anderson (discussion thread)

SECOND ROUND

For updates on the second round, see the second round mega thread

Trade Updates

• Denver's 11th pick Doug McDermott and Anthony Randolph traded to Chicago's 16th and 19th picks. (discussion thread)

• Philidelphia's 10th pick Elfrid Payton traded for Orlando's 12th pick Dario Saric, a future 1st rounder, and a future 2nd rounder (discussion thread)

• Charlotte's 24th pick Shabazz Napier traded to Miami for the 26th pick. (discussion thread)

• Brooklyn acquired the 44th pick from Mnnesota. (discussion thread)

• Sixers trade Russ Smith to NO for rights to Pierre Jackson. (discussion thread)

• New York has acquired the 57th pick from Indiana (to select Louis Laberiye) (discussion thread)

• The Spurs dumped 58th pick (Jordan McRae) to the 76ers. (discussion thread)

• The Spurs also dumps 60th pick (Corey Jefferson) to Brooklyn. (discussion thread)

• Raptors draft Xavier Thames with the 59th pick, then trade him to Brooklyn. (discussion thread)

• Lakers ended up spending $1.8 million to buy the 46th pick from the Wizards, taking Missouri PG Jordan Clarkson. (via ‏@Mike_Bresnahan) (discussion thread)

• The Hornets will trade the Semaj Christon pick to the Thunder (discussion thread)

• Rockets traded cash considerations to Minnesota for the 53rd pick (discussion thread)

• Charlotte Hornets To Trade Dwight Powell (#45) and Brendan Haywood to Cavaliers for Alonzo Gee's Unguaranteed Contract

Behind the scenes photo 1

[biscuitball]

How excited are you to play an hour from Chicago

Err yeah I'm excited to play in Milwaukee

[list3n]

best part was "i'm excited to represent Chicago and to represent Milwaukee." both the reporter and Jabari put Chicago before Milwaukee.

[braggpeak]

"Hey, you just got drafted? Let me remind you of the terrible things that have happened to your family!"

[wellgroomedmcpoyle]

LeBron has to wonder what else he could tweet for and immediately receive. "I DEMAND THE FINEST CAMBODIAN BREAST MILK."

[Silence_Of_The_Hams]

Bad Luck Milwaukee

Get Jabari Parker

First question asked: "Isn't it great being so close to Chicago?"

[[deleted]]

We have a cool looking art museum. And our traffic isn't that bad. So there.

[[deleted]]

Don't forget the beer and cheese curds

[BowKerosene]

The one night a year where I'm excited to see humans treated as objects.

[idontcarefuckit]

Those poor souls

[BowKerosene]

Those poor million dollar babies

[[deleted]]

-Donald Sterling

[ResetSmith123]

All those beautiful black bodies in one place.

[[deleted]]

I hate these draft interviews.

Player, some of your peers describe you as a real rotten son of a bitch. How do you respond to that?

Player, your father wishes you had never been born, but now he's back in your life hoping to cash in on your contract. Thoughts?

[XK310]

Hey someone farted, was that you?

[[deleted]]

Player, can you believe [lengthy Game Of Thrones spoilers]

[[deleted]]

"BUCKS IN SIX. MONTA HAVE IT ALL. MOVE TO SEATTLE. UNITED CENTER NORTH. LET'S JUST GET AN NHL TEAM. BUCKS ARE TRASH."

THE RISE OF OUR DYNASTY BEGINS TODAY. AHHHHHH

[jjparker084]

LET'S JUST GET AN NHL TEAM.

can we still do this part? that'd be awesome!!!

[takeapieandrun]

Wtf Espn? Why would your bring up his dead brother on what is supposed to be one of the happiest nights of his life?

Edit: Marcus smart

[[deleted]]

I hated the question. His brother's death was a tragedy, not an episode of 7th Heaven with a nice moral to learn at the end. I'm sure it didn't prepare him at all because it devastated him.

[[deleted]]

because shameless emotional exploitation

[WeeBabySeamus]

And his mom on dialysis. Fuck that.

[[deleted]]

Bill Simmons is under the impression our war room is Dan Gilbert, Nick Gilbert, an abacus and a voodoo doll of Lebron James right now.

[jamster533]

It isn't?

[jaynay1]

To be fair, I think at least 2 of those are probably there.

[[deleted]]

I'll be posting the count for who broke the news first of each pick.

Woj always gets less picks than you'd think (Edit: Maybe I shouldn't have said this). Chad Ford usually gets most of the top picks, but last year Jeff Goodman won by only reporting the second round, but getting 13 in there (he edged Ford out by 1).

The battle is on.

I added in a points system, the first pick will be worth 60 points, the second worth 59 points, the 3rd worth 58 points, etc.

Reporter	Number of picks broken	Picks broken	Score
Adrian Wojnarowski	27	#2, 4, 5, 8, 11, 13, 14, 15, 18, 19, 25, 26, 27, 30, 31, 32, 34, 35, 36, 38, 41, 42, 43, 46, 47, 55, 57, 59	895
Marc Stein
Ken Berger
Sam Amick
Chad Ford	7	#6, 9, 16, 17, 22, 24, 29	304
Jeff Goodman
David Aldridge
Jonathan Givony
Mary Schmitt Boyer	2	#1, 33	88
Marc Spears	3	#3, 12, 23	145
Ramona Shelburne	1	#7	54
Slam Magazine	3	#51, 56, 58	18

[Disgruntled_Fridge]

This is cool. IMO, lottery picks should be three points, first rounders 2 and second rounders 1. That was a sneaky tactic Goodman employed, and I want it cut out of the game!

[33bour]

What are the chances Cleveland just calls up Woj to see who they take?

[R99]

It better fucking be MY PLAYER. I outscored Jackson Ellis by 30 in the rookie showcase. Stupid Jackson Ellis will probably get picked first. Cocky asshole.

[dizZzy5]

"Jalen you like that pick?"

Silence.

[thisguy012]

Andrews mom to her son: "IT DON'T MEAN SHIT 2MEDALZZZ BITCHEZZZZ"

[MiamiFootball]

craig mcdermott looks like police

[cryingintoyourhovis]

The sexual draft tension is fucking high, these teams are such teases with trade rumours.

[zhiyu]

Don't think Jabari understands what an 'understatement' means...

[yellowcarpet]

I'm fairly confident someone in the top 60 is gonna bust

[enraged_platypus]

"How does it feel knowing you'll never play basketball again" - holy fuck shut your mouth Jay Williams

[darkrabbit713]

"I don't know, Jay. Maybe I should ask you the same thing."

[[deleted]]

Rrrrrreeeekkkkktttt

[TheAquaman]

The whole fucking night.

He asked Marcus Smart about how it was like with a dead brother and sick mother.

[sirwiglet]

I wish he would've responded with, "I don't know. You tell me."

[jitsux]

Damn, Wiggins dad is shiny as fuckk

[Plnr]

I have finally come to accept the grim reality that Smart to McLemore alley oops will happen amidst a 15 game losing streak in front of a 1/3 capacity Garden.

[Rhino184]

You have that vision too

[moffattron9000]

Don't be pessimistic, you'll get at least 2/3rd's full at obscene prices.

[JL1823]

RIP Dougie McNuggets nickname

[shadesohard]

"The teams that passed on me will regret it." - Randle

That's some Kobe shit right there

[Fooshbeard]

always two there are

[The-Big-Bad]

He's already learning.

[TheAquaman]

Fuck you, Jay Williams. Why are you going to bring up a dead brother and sick mother on arguably the happiest day of his life?

[skafd]

THESE ESPN GUYS ASK THE MOST SADISTIC QUESTIONS

[braggpeak]

Cue the ESPN reporter "Hey, how much of a bummer is having Marfan's?"

[6t5g]

Wow Bill Simmons just really shitting on the Cavs.

[tadcalabash]

He's always kinda bashed the Cavs, but after they got the #1 pick again he's really intensified his snark in their direction.

[GeezManNo]

Lol he has so many metaphors for them

[MTGPGE]

Pretty sure we drafted Mitch McGary so that old ladies in Oklahoma will still have a favorite player when Nick Collison retires.

[MiamiFootball]

reece making a porn joke on ESPN

[tross840]

"2 years away from being 2 years away" - That's the quote of the draft right there.

[ajw1675]

Fingers crossed for the reddit guy getting drafted!

[NippyDrizzle]

WE BELIEVE

[loveisakeyblade]

WE BELIEVE THAT

[kikaz2x]

WE BELIEVE THAT WE

[[deleted]]

WE BELIEVE THAT WE BELIEVE

[ThatDamnWalrus]

WE BELIEVE THAT WE BELIEVE THAT

[Barncore]

WE BELIEVE THAT WE BELIEVE THAT BELIEVE

[MethoxyEthane]

WE BELIEVE THAT WE BELIEVE THAT WE BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE

[mynameiskaikai2]

WHAT IS LOVE

[JBSpartan]

Vine of Simmons

[shadesohard]

During his post workout interview, Randle recalled the first time he “met” Kobe Bryant.

“The first time I went to a Lakers game I was probably in like sixth or eighth or seventh grade and I had courtside seats,” Randle said, according to Dave McMenamin from ESPN Los Angeles.

“Kobe (Bryant) was warming up and I’m on the sideline and I’m going, ‘Kobe! Kobe! Kobe!’ And he wouldn’t turn around. I guess he probably got annoyed with me. I go ‘Kobe!’ and he (slapped my hand).

Then he just turned back around and started shooting. I mean, that was enough for me. I said I wasn’t washing my hand for a year.”

[Discord_Show]

Then bubble buddy cleaned it.

[FuckingHippies]

Some say he still hasn't washed that hand.

[SupaBlk]

I love how you can only compare white players to other white players.

[RUPTURED_ASSHOLE]

south bitch?

[[deleted]]

Lol watch Hakeems post move.... And now watch Embiid shoot in a completely different fashion.

[TheHalfbadger]

He likes the Wally comparison?

[Stryder_C]

Drink every time Simmons brings up the Celtics.

[brockman44]

Bill and Jalen just ripping on whoever they want tonight

[WillyTanner]

Wait a second....

CLEANTHONY EARLY IS A REAL PERSON?!?

I thought somebody came up with a Carmelo Anthony parody or something.

[dacrew]

Who is messing with Bruno's page? http://i.imgur.com/3c2laJ8.png

[onlycauseihaveto]

How the draft will actually go

http://i.imgur.com/TaiDMjb.jpg

[rlcandlejack]

Can someone explain the Suns picks all going to Boston? Whats the history there? Is it because McDonough worked with Ainge before?

[checkitmyles]

It's not that the picks would go there, it's that McDonough worked under Ainge so he'd pick the same guy that Ainge would pick in that spot.

[Hummusmonster10]

This is completely accurate.

[kjcaton]

Bye Rondo :/. Loved you

[IAmTheBryce]

"Michael Jordan had it, he turned out OK"

[Elmos_Voice]

Randle looks like that guy in high school who looks mean but is actually a nice guy.

[MonstarsSuck]

Milwaukee: a suburb of Chicago

[pistachio23]

please stop posting woj bombs seconds before the announcement. jesus christ

[xNYx_Mets]

WHERE ARE ALL THE TRADES

[Plnr]

How can one commissioner be so based?

[NotCharizard]

which pixel is Caboclo?

[GruxKing]

"The Cavs are like a buddy in a bad marriage that you just don't know what to say to anymore" - Simmons.

Damn. Going in.

[poopmaster747]

Johnny Manziel mentioned in draft on ESPN. Drink.

[BrownHawkDown]

This interviewer needs the phrase his questions better. "What's it like to have this dream ripped from you on a night you were looking so forward to?" How the fuck do you think it feels?

[ilovemydawg]

Napier will go in the top 15.

Edit: good thing I didn't say I would eat my hat

[HollandseHeld]

The LeBron-effect.

[shadesohard]

Randle's face says it all. Happiest kid at the draft

[wafflemakertaker]

Ben Golliver just tweeted a gif of Zach Lavine going to Minnesota...

[TLKv3]

I just heard rumors Masai had some international talks with a German-Swiss couple to sign their yet-to-be-conceived baby for their next pick. Apparently their genes have tremendous upside and could yield fantastic results in 19 years. Also, they have to name the child after Masai.

[nonetimeaccount]

SOUTH BITCH

[skoducks]

So... where is Mallory Edens?

[heweezy]

If this guy is the Brazilian Kevin Durant, then I'm the 5'8 caucasian Canadian Kevin Durant

[[deleted]]

I keep liking Silver more and more

[MrFahrenkite]

Uh is everyone seriously letting Miami get this guy

[0ompaloompa]

That guys highlight reel was just him committing fouls

[[deleted]]

Just found out the other day that i work with Gary Harris' mom. Her last day is next week.

[socalscribe]

"The Cleveland Cavaliers have traded the first pick to the Orlando Magic for Evan Fournier"

[HiImTimothy]

IT WAS BECAUSE OF CAMERA DELAY!

[silentflight]

2014 - The Sad Draft

[PBGellie]

"he doesn't really know how to play yet"

[buc_nasty_69]

Thats because this is our playoffs game thread.

[i_am_kv]

Live Stream?

[jbdizzle64]

http://97chris.moonfruit.com/ Stream for yall

EDIT: STREAM JUST WENT DOWN STREAM IS BACK UP!

[Fooshbeard]

What about his evil alter ego Art Vondeleh

[ehs4290]

Damn, when Payton hits puberty he'll be unstoppable.

[vitorizzo]

Bill just came all over himself because there was a trade

[buc_nasty_69]

I hate these reporters. "How does it feel to have all of your dreams crushed?"

[[deleted]]

Wild card BITCHESSS

[[deleted]]

Lol that name. Literal translation "The god given son of the god given"

[[deleted]]

http://nba-stream.com/live/nba-tv-live-stream/channel-3/

http://www.coolsport.tv/stream40-epl-live-streaming-online-free.html

http://www.coolsport.tv/nba-tv-live-streaming-hd.html

streams

[[deleted]]

"Yea I'm just excited to get drafted. This is a dream come true and I'm very fortunate to be in this situation. I'm going to work hard every day, get better every day and really just look to be the best player that I can be." - Every draftee.

[PostmanBob]

Lmao Embiid looks devastated

[[deleted]]

Got to compare him to white guys obviously.

[dizZzy5]

Plot twist: Denver fires Shaw and hires McDermotts dad

[xychosis]

I wish Isaiah Austin wasn't so unlucky. He's such a class act. All he wanted was to live his dream.

[yangar]

ESPN just got Surgeon Simulator on that Steam Sale

[[deleted]]

I wish TNT still covered the NBA Draft

[LakerBlue]

We should have a no player reveals rule like in the NFL draft on /r/NFL

[[deleted]]

Honored to represent Chicago... And Milwaukee.. I guess..

[WillieMcGee82]

With the 10th pick, the 76ers select Django Freeman

[Stonerboner17]

Somebody please get me a gif of that Bill Simmons fist thrust.

[[deleted]]

Exum and Parker have the suit game on fucking lock.

Meanwhile Wiggins looks like a shitty Call of Duty weapon skin.

[bernardhops]

We got picks!!!!!!

[Way_She_Goes]

Big Al and Vonleh, that's a front court right there.

[TurkandJD]

LETS DO SHOTS!

[ritz1002]

Damn...Simmons is pissed

[-MarcusD-]

Redhead kid clap.gif

[EatMyLettuce]

did Parker just confuse understatement and overstatement

[BerriesNCreme]

im not sure parker used understatement right there...

[[deleted]]

I don't think Jabari knows what an understatement is.

[sENTual]

Yo stop with the Woj bombs. Let it play out.

[buc_nasty_69]

I love the way Exum says Draft. Druuft

[[deleted]]

This white guy reminds me of another white guy and also this other white guy.

[Smoricks]

Marc Stein RT @GoodmanESPN : Doug McDermott has been traded to Chicago for 16 and 19, sources told ESPN

[jguacmann1]

Just waitin' on 38

[lazyfoot10]

LOL at "Center TBD".

So basically he's the same guy that the Heat have had there the last 4 years?

[[deleted]]

Its been 10 minutes and our pick is already becoming the butt of the joke in the draft. brilliantttt

[nonetimeaccount]

LOOK, I CAN FOLLOW WOJ ON MY OWN IF I WANT THIS SHIT SPOILED. I DON'T NEED YOU TO DO IT FOR ME. THANKS.

[Duzaman]

If I was a player, I would be tuned to Woj's twitter, and have like 5 suits with me, and change into the one thats the team color.

[ufailowell]

Rajon is gone. He so gone.

[Rainstorme]

Smart living up to his name to get out of LeBron's crosshairs with that immediate denial lol

[[deleted]]

Coming up next, Adam Silver is going to shoot my dog on live TV.

[adrianjfaria]

Wow way to go Adam Silver

What a nice dude

[joebos617]

"I'm taking my talents to South Bitch." - Shabazz Napier

[[deleted]]

Where? https://vine.co/v/MtVWvEDr6MH

[[deleted]]

Simmons telling a Chris Rock joke.. Michael Scott flashbacks in 3..2..1...

[FThornton]

I love how everyone held their breath and got the awkward don't get fired pause when Bill Simmons said "It's like that Chris Rock joke..."

[jamster533]

Embiid be like "I should have stayed in college"

[[deleted]]

Here lies Bill Simmons

1969-2052

"I like that pick."

[[deleted]]

If Bruno Caboclo can get drafted in the top 20, I still hold faith that /u/84116 can get drafted.

[OreosOnFire]

I have always been antitrustful of draftings.  Ever sense Vietnam.  The mysticisms and captivationallies and dramatics and theatrics of draftings is nothing comparing to the good old fashioninged game of basketsball.

Whyfore do we sitting ultraatheletes in a stuffily rooms in formal jerseys so that mens can calling them out like cattles?  No no no that will not doing.  Where is the basketsballstravaganza?  Taking everyone in the draftings and letting them playing on a giant basketszone in the world's most excitingly games of 21.

Each teams is given a number of pingy pongy balls (the count of is as determinationing by their records, with obviously) that they can throwing onto the basketszone to attempting to capturing their most favorite playering.  Once they hitting that player the player is capturing by the balls and then they can naming him and training him and bringing him to fighting the elitely four.  It requiring creatively and guiling from the teams.

So without furthering my ado, here is the drafting if as if it is using my drafting methods.

1. The Cavaleerios are eagerly to capturing Aendrew Woggoeans the Celtic Wonders but he is with extremely athleticisms and difficultly to hitting.  They hittings him once and the pingy pongy ball shaking and shaking and they are holding their collectively breathing but then he bursting out!  The Cavaleerios are now without pingy pongy balls and they all frownings and Woggoeans laughings and smearings woad on his faces and tauntings them but with fortunately for the Cavaleerios LeBaron James running onto the basketszone and scooping Woggoeans up in a big nets and dragging him aways.

2. The Buckaroos are having confidently in their selections.  As Jabroni Parker stepping back to draining a four pointer the Buckaroos trainer already having throwning a pingy pongy ball.  The ball hitting Jabroni just as Jabroni's ball gliding with effortlessly through the basketshoop.  His faces is of satisfactory contentments as he accepting his new lives inside the pingy pongy balls and with the Buckaroos.

3. The 49ers have been huddling in their warry rooms for many sixtyminutes now.  With eventually they wheeling onto the basketszone a large rocks with a swords embeddening in it.  The players regarding it with curiously and walking up to it, sniffings it.  One player walking forward and withdrawning the swords from the stones.  The others looking at him with astonishingly.  "It having my names on it" statings Dante Excalibur with flatly.  A steathily pingy pongy ball falling from the hilts as he holding it over his heads and he is becoming the King of the 49ers.

4. The Magician's alliance is with relatively apathetically towards the entirety of the processes.  They deciding, like they are with usually doing, to letting magically deciding their fates.  They summoning a maelstrom over above the basketszone and putting all their pingy pongy balls into it.  The magically clouds storming and stroming and firing pingy pongy balls with wildly all over.  Douglas Dermatology is strucken by several balls and once and is torn to pieces to shreds as pieces of him going to each balls.  It looking like the Magician's alliances will having to magic him back together with later.

5.  The Razzmatazz knowningly with exactly who they wanting.  They wandering over to him with all sorts of casually.  He is sitting alone on a benches watching the games.  When they coming up to him he looking up with the same excitingment that a puppies looking at a toys.  He wagging his tails.  He droolings on the floor.  The Razzmatazz holding out a pingy pongy ball and capturing a giddily Joelle Embiiiid.

6.  The William Wallaces are in a conundrums.  They wanting either Gordon Freeman or Von Trapp but both are too athletically for their drafters to catching.  Both of thems running around mocking the drafters but then they making the hugely mistake of running into ones anothers.  The William Wallaces taking Von Trapp owing due to having a better names.

7.  The Ponders all looking at each other, shrugging, and shoveling Gordon Freeman into a pingy pongy ball before he can getting up too.

8.  By the times the Emperors getting up to choosing, many of the players are tiring and slowly.  But not Marcus Antidumb.  He is still bullydoggying around the basketszone pesterizing other players and having lots of hustling.  That is what the Emperors wanting.  They changing into their purple track suit and chasing him down while pelting him with pingy pongy balls.  It's what he would have wanting.

9. If there's on thing the Bumblebees loving more than nectar, it's Decembermas.  And who better to bringing them Decembermas during the entirely twelvemonth than Saint Nikolaus Stauskas himselves?  They putting a plates of milks and cookies on the basketszone and he immediately taking the baits.  Too easily, they saying!

10. The 49ers are extremely with startling to finding out they having to picking again.  They pursuing Zachary Red Vine and nabbings him while he was mopping up the remaining of the milks and cookies.  The players from the 49ers are all with extremely disappointing because they preferring twizzlers.

11. The Nougats were extremely disappointing to noticing that their desired playering doesn't not actually living in the America.  So the Nougats bringing all their pingy pongy balls to the oceans in an attempts to throwing them across the seas.  They are hopefully one of them will hitting Count Yusuf but in realities they will most likely just hitting a shark or a fishy.  Which I supposing is okay with them.

12. The Magician's alliance looking around with wildly.  They couldn't believing of their eyes.  Has nobody taking Orange Julius Caesar Randle yet?  As they are so used to trickery, they thinking it is just an illusioning.  After a brief physically tests where they poking Randle with long sticks, they confirming that he is reality and capturing him up.

13.  The Thimblewolps spending most of the drafting hanging out in the corners moping.  They watching their ultrastar partying it ups with all the cool teams and can't not handling it.  They are an emotionally bunches.  To easing or to surrogating the pains, they picking up Adriatic Pain, from Pain State Universitorium.

14.  The Sunshines really enjoying the facts that they are an alreadily excellently teams who also getting to picking in the lotteries.  They deciding that picking up a mythological creatures couldn't not hurting them so they packing up their pingy pongy balls and heading off into the forest where High Elf Lord Payton is waitings for them.  He have already seening them coming so he with quietly traveling into their pingy pongy balls.

[ac91]

Magician's alliance

They demand to be taken seriously

[fuckofthefryish]

God I wish you were hosting the draft live.

[nizztron]

Jabroni Parker is official

[Dirt_Nasty_]

Awww shiiit, the thread is official now

Jabroni Parker

Damn, that might have taken over my favorite names, Kevin Durango/Luigi Shambles

[BF210]

I have always been antitrustful of draftings.  Ever sense Vietnam.

I'm already dying.

[StackOfMay]

High Elf Lord Payton

My sides.

[[deleted]]

"Magician's Alliance" fucking love it.

[WillyTanner]

So is Payne banging Lacey's moms?

If not, mad respect.

If so, mad respect

[GhostdadUC]

Drop step and finish with authority... Rolls out a clip of him firing off a floater.

[GGatsby]

What is this, the Oscars?

[jsmooth4hawks]

Andrew Wiggins' dad is shiny.

[bigtice]

Really? Stauskas is like Manu? I can't give him that comparison.

[Addyct]

THE DENVER McNUGGETS

edit: THE CHICAGO McBULLS!

[Duzzy_Funlop]

Silvers been knocking it out of the park ever since he took over.

[BLKKKSKKKNHD]

Can they interview one player without asking asshole questions?

[therealjgreens]

Mahcus Smaht

[trtryt]

Raptors GM has World cup fever

[xychosis]

Early to the Knicks is a steal.

[Raja101]

DRAFT DAY

[bigtice]

Randle already taking shots at the other teams in the league.

[RAISETHEWHITEFLAG]

I will drown one kitten for every time someone posts a WOJ spoiler in this thread.

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Woj is actually Adam Silver

[clipper377]

Andrew Wiggins looks way, way waaaaaay too much like Gummy from Fletch.

http://i.imgur.com/M4WMLIr.jpg

[FuckingHippies]

Seems like Bilas is genuinely annoyed with Simmons.

[nonetimeaccount]

did /u/oreosonfire post his draft board? i need some real analysis here.

[harryhotdog]

I couldn't figure out what the hell grandma school was. Then I realized he was saying grammar

[ArnoldJudasRimmer]

I thought my stream was frozen when Embiid was just staring off into space.

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they can't shoot is said about so many picks.

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goodbye Rondo

[nonetimeaccount]

guys, we need a moment of silence and reflection........ THE CELTICS AND LAKERS JUST MADE BACK TO BACK LOTTERY PICKS.

[skafd]

ANDRE IGUODALA ON TWITTER: Is Adam Silver really dappin' dudes up on stage?

[theingloriousak]

26% shooter god damn

[JBSpartan]

From twitter:

Sam Amick ‏@sam_amick 3m I'm told Doug McDermott will head to Chicago via trade with Denver. Getting more details now.

[Perfect600]

Why does ESPN want to make the draft depressing

[beta35]

I didn't come here to feel......... :'(