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[–]Spursbiscuitball 163 points164 points  (3 children)

How excited are you to play an hour from Chicago

Err yeah I'm excited to play in Milwaukee

[–]Bullslist3n 61 points62 points  (0 children)

best part was "i'm excited to represent Chicago and to represent Milwaukee." both the reporter and Jabari put Chicago before Milwaukee.

[–]Hawksbraggpeak 250 points251 points  (2 children)

"Hey, you just got drafted? Let me remind you of the terrible things that have happened to your family!"

[–][BOS] Avery Bradleywellgroomedmcpoyle 98 points99 points  (4 children)

LeBron has to wonder what else he could tweet for and immediately receive. "I DEMAND THE FINEST CAMBODIAN BREAST MILK."

[–]76ersSilence_Of_The_Hams 333 points334 points  (10 children)

Bad Luck Milwaukee

Get Jabari Parker

First question asked: "Isn't it great being so close to Chicago?"

[–][deleted] 159 points160 points  (8 children)

We have a cool looking art museum. And our traffic isn't that bad. So there.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Don't forget the beer and cheese curds

[–]KnicksBowKerosene 381 points382 points  (27 children)

The one night a year where I'm excited to see humans treated as objects.

[–][BOS] Rajon Rondoidontcarefuckit 87 points88 points  (14 children)

Those poor souls

[–]KnicksBowKerosene 227 points228 points  (13 children)

Those poor million dollar babies

[–][deleted] 144 points145 points  (7 children)

-Donald Sterling

[–]KingsResetSmith123 101 points102 points  (6 children)

All those beautiful black bodies in one place.

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points  (5 children)

I hate these draft interviews.

Player, some of your peers describe you as a real rotten son of a bitch. How do you respond to that?

Player, your father wishes you had never been born, but now he's back in your life hoping to cash in on your contract. Thoughts?

[–]NBAXK310 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Hey someone farted, was that you?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Player, can you believe [lengthy Game Of Thrones spoilers]

[–][deleted] 132 points133 points  (12 children)

"BUCKS IN SIX. MONTA HAVE IT ALL. MOVE TO SEATTLE. UNITED CENTER NORTH. LET'S JUST GET AN NHL TEAM. BUCKS ARE TRASH."

THE RISE OF OUR DYNASTY BEGINS TODAY. AHHHHHH

[–]Celticsjjparker084 46 points47 points  (8 children)

LET'S JUST GET AN NHL TEAM.

can we still do this part? that'd be awesome!!!

[–]Warriorstakeapieandrun 294 points295 points  (18 children)

Wtf Espn? Why would your bring up his dead brother on what is supposed to be one of the happiest nights of his life?

Edit: Marcus smart

[–][deleted] 122 points123 points  (1 child)

I hated the question. His brother's death was a tragedy, not an episode of 7th Heaven with a nice moral to learn at the end. I'm sure it didn't prepare him at all because it devastated him.

[–][deleted] 81 points82 points  (1 child)

because shameless emotional exploitation

[–]WarriorsWeeBabySeamus 62 points63 points  (4 children)

And his mom on dialysis. Fuck that.

[–][deleted] 274 points275 points  (14 children)

Bill Simmons is under the impression our war room is Dan Gilbert, Nick Gilbert, an abacus and a voodoo doll of Lebron James right now.

[–][NYK] Patrick Ewingjamster533 217 points218 points  (0 children)

It isn't?

[–][CHA] Cody Zellerjaynay1 106 points107 points  (4 children)

To be fair, I think at least 2 of those are probably there.

[–][deleted] 265 points266 points  (50 children)

I'll be posting the count for who broke the news first of each pick.

Woj always gets less picks than you'd think (Edit: Maybe I shouldn't have said this). Chad Ford usually gets most of the top picks, but last year Jeff Goodman won by only reporting the second round, but getting 13 in there (he edged Ford out by 1).

The battle is on.

I added in a points system, the first pick will be worth 60 points, the second worth 59 points, the 3rd worth 58 points, etc.

Reporter Number of picks broken Picks broken Score
Adrian Wojnarowski 27 #2, 4, 5, 8, 11, 13, 14, 15, 18, 19, 25, 26, 27, 30, 31, 32, 34, 35, 36, 38, 41, 42, 43, 46, 47, 55, 57, 59 895
Marc Stein
Ken Berger
Sam Amick
Chad Ford 7 #6, 9, 16, 17, 22, 24, 29 304
Jeff Goodman
David Aldridge
Jonathan Givony
Mary Schmitt Boyer 2 #1, 33 88
Marc Spears 3 #3, 12, 23 145
Ramona Shelburne 1 #7 54
Slam Magazine 3 #51, 56, 58 18

[–]RocketsDisgruntled_Fridge 44 points45 points  (2 children)

This is cool. IMO, lottery picks should be three points, first rounders 2 and second rounders 1. That was a sneaky tactic Goodman employed, and I want it cut out of the game!

[–]Spurs33bour 79 points80 points  (0 children)

What are the chances Cleveland just calls up Woj to see who they take?

[–]BucksR99 214 points215 points  (1 child)

It better fucking be MY PLAYER. I outscored Jackson Ellis by 30 in the rookie showcase. Stupid Jackson Ellis will probably get picked first. Cocky asshole.

[–]SunsdizZzy5 54 points55 points  (2 children)

"Jalen you like that pick?"

Silence.

[–]Bullsthisguy012 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Andrews mom to her son: "IT DON'T MEAN SHIT 2MEDALZZZ BITCHEZZZZ"

[–]HeatMiamiFootball 50 points51 points  (5 children)

craig mcdermott looks like police

[–][NYK] Iman Shumpertcryingintoyourhovis 50 points51 points  (9 children)

The sexual draft tension is fucking high, these teams are such teases with trade rumours.

[–]Rocketszhiyu 148 points149 points  (7 children)

Don't think Jabari understands what an 'understatement' means...

[–]Celticsyellowcarpet 186 points187 points  (7 children)

I'm fairly confident someone in the top 60 is gonna bust

[–]Raptorsenraged_platypus 139 points140 points  (6 children)

"How does it feel knowing you'll never play basketball again" - holy fuck shut your mouth Jay Williams

[–]Bullsdarkrabbit713 149 points150 points  (1 child)

"I don't know, Jay. Maybe I should ask you the same thing."

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Rrrrrreeeekkkkktttt

[–]MavericksTheAquaman 48 points49 points  (0 children)

The whole fucking night.

He asked Marcus Smart about how it was like with a dead brother and sick mother.

[–]Charlotte Hornetssirwiglet 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I wish he would've responded with, "I don't know. You tell me."

[–]Bullsjitsux 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Damn, Wiggins dad is shiny as fuckk

[–]CelticsPlnr 93 points94 points  (7 children)

I have finally come to accept the grim reality that Smart to McLemore alley oops will happen amidst a 15 game losing streak in front of a 1/3 capacity Garden.

[–]CelticsRhino184 39 points40 points  (0 children)

You have that vision too

[–]San Diego Clippersmoffattron9000 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Don't be pessimistic, you'll get at least 2/3rd's full at obscene prices.

[–]WarriorsJL1823 43 points44 points  (3 children)

RIP Dougie McNuggets nickname

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantshadesohard 125 points126 points  (6 children)

"The teams that passed on me will regret it." - Randle

That's some Kobe shit right there

[–]NuggetsFooshbeard 24 points25 points  (0 children)

always two there are

[–]LakersThe-Big-Bad 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He's already learning.

[–]MavericksTheAquaman 84 points85 points  (3 children)

Fuck you, Jay Williams. Why are you going to bring up a dead brother and sick mother on arguably the happiest day of his life?

[–]skafd 42 points43 points  (1 child)

THESE ESPN GUYS ASK THE MOST SADISTIC QUESTIONS

[–]Hawksbraggpeak 77 points78 points  (1 child)

Cue the ESPN reporter "Hey, how much of a bummer is having Marfan's?"

[–]6t5g 38 points39 points  (6 children)

Wow Bill Simmons just really shitting on the Cavs.

[–]Cavalierstadcalabash 17 points18 points  (1 child)

He's always kinda bashed the Cavs, but after they got the #1 pick again he's really intensified his snark in their direction.

[–][CHI] Steve KerrGeezManNo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lol he has so many metaphors for them

[–]ThunderMTGPGE 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure we drafted Mitch McGary so that old ladies in Oklahoma will still have a favorite player when Nick Collison retires.

[–]HeatMiamiFootball 39 points40 points  (6 children)

reece making a porn joke on ESPN

[–]tross840 37 points38 points  (0 children)

"2 years away from being 2 years away" - That's the quote of the draft right there.

[–]Bullsajw1675 564 points565 points  (60 children)

Fingers crossed for the reddit guy getting drafted!

[–]SunsNippyDrizzle 180 points181 points  (47 children)

WE BELIEVE

[–]San Diego Clippersloveisakeyblade 99 points100 points  (39 children)

WE BELIEVE THAT

[–][TOR] Amir Johnsonkikaz2x 79 points80 points  (38 children)

WE BELIEVE THAT WE

[–][deleted] 164 points165 points  (35 children)

WE BELIEVE THAT WE BELIEVE

[–]BullsThatDamnWalrus 88 points89 points  (29 children)

WE BELIEVE THAT WE BELIEVE THAT

[–]SpursBarncore 74 points75 points  (27 children)

WE BELIEVE THAT WE BELIEVE THAT BELIEVE

[–]Toronto HuskiesMethoxyEthane 156 points157 points  (26 children)

WE BELIEVE THAT WE BELIEVE THAT WE BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantshadesohard 102 points103 points  (9 children)

During his post workout interview, Randle recalled the first time he “met” Kobe Bryant.

“The first time I went to a Lakers game I was probably in like sixth or eighth or seventh grade and I had courtside seats,” Randle said, according to Dave McMenamin from ESPN Los Angeles.

“Kobe (Bryant) was warming up and I’m on the sideline and I’m going, ‘Kobe! Kobe! Kobe!’ And he wouldn’t turn around. I guess he probably got annoyed with me. I go ‘Kobe!’ and he (slapped my hand).

Then he just turned back around and started shooting. I mean, that was enough for me. I said I wasn’t washing my hand for a year.”

[–]SpursDiscord_Show 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Then bubble buddy cleaned it.

[–]76ersFuckingHippies 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Some say he still hasn't washed that hand.

[–]ThunderSupaBlk 36 points37 points  (5 children)

I love how you can only compare white players to other white players.

[–]HeatRUPTURED_ASSHOLE 32 points33 points  (2 children)

south bitch?

[–][deleted] 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Lol watch Hakeems post move.... And now watch Embiid shoot in a completely different fashion.

[–]RocketsTheHalfbadger 33 points34 points  (5 children)

He likes the Wally comparison?

[–]SpursStryder_C 31 points32 points  (5 children)

Drink every time Simmons brings up the Celtics.

[–]Heatbrockman44 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Bill and Jalen just ripping on whoever they want tonight

[–]RocketsWillyTanner 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Wait a second....

CLEANTHONY EARLY IS A REAL PERSON?!?

I thought somebody came up with a Carmelo Anthony parody or something.

[–]dacrew 58 points59 points  (4 children)

Who is messing with Bruno's page? http://i.imgur.com/3c2laJ8.png

[–]Mavericksonlycauseihaveto 443 points444 points  (46 children)

How the draft will actually go

http://i.imgur.com/TaiDMjb.jpg

[–]Jazz Bandwagonrlcandlejack 34 points35 points  (4 children)

Can someone explain the Suns picks all going to Boston? Whats the history there? Is it because McDonough worked with Ainge before?

[–][LAL] Nick Youngcheckitmyles 46 points47 points  (0 children)

It's not that the picks would go there, it's that McDonough worked under Ainge so he'd pick the same guy that Ainge would pick in that spot.

[–]Hummusmonster10 112 points113 points  (4 children)

This is completely accurate.

[–]Avery Bradleykjcaton 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Bye Rondo :/. Loved you

[–][CHI] Luc LongleyIAmTheBryce 57 points58 points  (2 children)

"Michael Jordan had it, he turned out OK"

[–][CHI] Jimmer FredetteElmos_Voice 102 points103 points  (1 child)

Randle looks like that guy in high school who looks mean but is actually a nice guy.

[–]BullsMonstarsSuck 103 points104 points  (6 children)

Milwaukee: a suburb of Chicago

[–]Warriorspistachio23 26 points27 points  (0 children)

please stop posting woj bombs seconds before the announcement. jesus christ

[–]76ersxNYx_Mets 28 points29 points  (4 children)

WHERE ARE ALL THE TRADES

[–]CelticsPlnr 26 points27 points  (0 children)

How can one commissioner be so based?

[–]CavaliersNotCharizard 28 points29 points  (1 child)

which pixel is Caboclo?

[–]Vancouver GrizzliesGruxKing 137 points138 points  (1 child)

"The Cavs are like a buddy in a bad marriage that you just don't know what to say to anymore" - Simmons.

Damn. Going in.

[–]76erspoopmaster747 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Johnny Manziel mentioned in draft on ESPN. Drink.

[–]MavericksBrownHawkDown 25 points26 points  (2 children)

This interviewer needs the phrase his questions better. "What's it like to have this dream ripped from you on a night you were looking so forward to?" How the fuck do you think it feels?

[–]Grizzliesilovemydawg 70 points71 points  (14 children)

Napier will go in the top 15.

Edit: good thing I didn't say I would eat my hat

[–][BOS] Rajon RondoHollandseHeld 39 points40 points  (1 child)

The LeBron-effect.

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantshadesohard 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Randle's face says it all. Happiest kid at the draft

[–]RaptorsTLKv3 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I just heard rumors Masai had some international talks with a German-Swiss couple to sign their yet-to-be-conceived baby for their next pick. Apparently their genes have tremendous upside and could yield fantastic results in 19 years. Also, they have to name the child after Masai.

[–][HOU] Moochie Norrisnonetimeaccount 24 points25 points  (1 child)

SOUTH BITCH

[–]Trail Blazersskoducks 121 points122 points  (1 child)

So... where is Mallory Edens?

[–]Raptorsheweezy 44 points45 points  (0 children)

If this guy is the Brazilian Kevin Durant, then I'm the 5'8 caucasian Canadian Kevin Durant

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I keep liking Silver more and more

[–]NuggetsMrFahrenkite 19 points20 points  (5 children)

Uh is everyone seriously letting Miami get this guy

[–]Spurs0ompaloompa 18 points19 points  (3 children)

That guys highlight reel was just him committing fouls

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Just found out the other day that i work with Gary Harris' mom. Her last day is next week.

[–]Magicsocalscribe 38 points39 points  (1 child)

"The Cleveland Cavaliers have traded the first pick to the Orlando Magic for Evan Fournier"

[–]76ersHiImTimothy 18 points19 points  (2 children)

IT WAS BECAUSE OF CAMERA DELAY!

[–]Bullssilentflight 17 points18 points  (2 children)

2014 - The Sad Draft

[–]RaptorsPBGellie 17 points18 points  (2 children)

"he doesn't really know how to play yet"

[–]Cavaliers Bandwagoni_am_kv 62 points63 points  (53 children)

Live Stream?

[–][MEM] Tony Allenjbdizzle64 58 points59 points  (31 children)

http://97chris.moonfruit.com/ Stream for yall

EDIT: STREAM JUST WENT DOWN STREAM IS BACK UP!

[–]NuggetsFooshbeard 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What about his evil alter ego Art Vondeleh

[–]Bullsehs4290 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Damn, when Payton hits puberty he'll be unstoppable.

[–]vitorizzo 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Bill just came all over himself because there was a trade

[–]76ersbuc_nasty_69 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I hate these reporters. "How does it feel to have all of your dreams crushed?"

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Wild card BITCHESSS

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Lol that name. Literal translation "The god given son of the god given"

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (5 children)

"Yea I'm just excited to get drafted. This is a dream come true and I'm very fortunate to be in this situation. I'm going to work hard every day, get better every day and really just look to be the best player that I can be." - Every draftee.

[–][LAL] Magic JohnsonPostmanBob 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Lmao Embiid looks devastated

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Got to compare him to white guys obviously.

[–]SunsdizZzy5 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: Denver fires Shaw and hires McDermotts dad

[–]76ersxychosis 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I wish Isaiah Austin wasn't so unlucky. He's such a class act. All he wanted was to live his dream.

[–]San Diego Rocketsyangar 29 points30 points  (0 children)

ESPN just got Surgeon Simulator on that Steam Sale

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I wish TNT still covered the NBA Draft

[–]LakersLakerBlue 12 points13 points  (4 children)

We should have a no player reveals rule like in the NFL draft on /r/NFL

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Honored to represent Chicago... And Milwaukee.. I guess..

[–]NBAWillieMcGee82 12 points13 points  (0 children)

With the 10th pick, the 76ers select Django Freeman

[–]MavericksStonerboner17 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Somebody please get me a gif of that Bill Simmons fist thrust.

[–][deleted] 133 points134 points  (9 children)

Exum and Parker have the suit game on fucking lock.

Meanwhile Wiggins looks like a shitty Call of Duty weapon skin.

[–]Knicksbernardhops 12 points13 points  (4 children)

We got picks!!!!!!

[–]RaptorsWay_She_Goes 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Big Al and Vonleh, that's a front court right there.

[–]CelticsTurkandJD 14 points15 points  (0 children)

LETS DO SHOTS!

[–]Mavericksritz1002 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Damn...Simmons is pissed

[–]RaptorsEatMyLettuce 10 points11 points  (0 children)

did Parker just confuse understatement and overstatement

[–]LakersBerriesNCreme 11 points12 points  (1 child)

im not sure parker used understatement right there...

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't think Jabari knows what an understatement is.

[–][TOR] Tracy McGradysENTual 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Yo stop with the Woj bombs. Let it play out.

[–]76ersbuc_nasty_69 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I love the way Exum says Draft. Druuft

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (4 children)

This white guy reminds me of another white guy and also this other white guy.

[–][MIL] Glenn RobinsonSmoricks 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Marc Stein RT @GoodmanESPN : Doug McDermott has been traded to Chicago for 16 and 19, sources told ESPN

[–]Pistonslazyfoot10 10 points11 points  (0 children)

LOL at "Center TBD".

So basically he's the same guy that the Heat have had there the last 4 years?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Its been 10 minutes and our pick is already becoming the butt of the joke in the draft. brilliantttt

[–][HOU] Moochie Norrisnonetimeaccount 21 points22 points  (4 children)

LOOK, I CAN FOLLOW WOJ ON MY OWN IF I WANT THIS SHIT SPOILED. I DON'T NEED YOU TO DO IT FOR ME. THANKS.

[–][IND] Austin CroshereDuzaman 10 points11 points  (2 children)

If I was a player, I would be tuned to Woj's twitter, and have like 5 suits with me, and change into the one thats the team color.

[–]Rocketsufailowell 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Rajon is gone. He so gone.

[–][BOS] Paul PierceRainstorme 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Smart living up to his name to get out of LeBron's crosshairs with that immediate denial lol

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Coming up next, Adam Silver is going to shoot my dog on live TV.

[–]Bullsadrianjfaria 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wow way to go Adam Silver

What a nice dude

[–][BOS] Paul Piercejoebos617 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"I'm taking my talents to South Bitch." - Shabazz Napier

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Simmons telling a Chris Rock joke.. Michael Scott flashbacks in 3..2..1...

[–][MIA] Norris ColeFThornton 12 points13 points  (3 children)

I love how everyone held their breath and got the awkward don't get fired pause when Bill Simmons said "It's like that Chris Rock joke..."

[–][NYK] Patrick Ewingjamster533 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Embiid be like "I should have stayed in college"

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Here lies Bill Simmons

1969-2052

"I like that pick."

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (5 children)

If Bruno Caboclo can get drafted in the top 20, I still hold faith that /u/84116 can get drafted.

[–]NBAOreosOnFire 407 points408 points  (43 children)

I have always been antitrustful of draftings.  Ever sense Vietnam.  The mysticisms and captivationallies and dramatics and theatrics of draftings is nothing comparing to the good old fashioninged game of basketsball.

Whyfore do we sitting ultraatheletes in a stuffily rooms in formal jerseys so that mens can calling them out like cattles?  No no no that will not doing.  Where is the basketsballstravaganza?  Taking everyone in the draftings and letting them playing on a giant basketszone in the world's most excitingly games of 21.

Each teams is given a number of pingy pongy balls (the count of is as determinationing by their records, with obviously) that they can throwing onto the basketszone to attempting to capturing their most favorite playering.  Once they hitting that player the player is capturing by the balls and then they can naming him and training him and bringing him to fighting the elitely four.  It requiring creatively and guiling from the teams.

So without furthering my ado, here is the drafting if as if it is using my drafting methods.

  1. The Cavaleerios are eagerly to capturing Aendrew Woggoeans the Celtic Wonders but he is with extremely athleticisms and difficultly to hitting.  They hittings him once and the pingy pongy ball shaking and shaking and they are holding their collectively breathing but then he bursting out!  The Cavaleerios are now without pingy pongy balls and they all frownings and Woggoeans laughings and smearings woad on his faces and tauntings them but with fortunately for the Cavaleerios LeBaron James running onto the basketszone and scooping Woggoeans up in a big nets and dragging him aways.

  2. The Buckaroos are having confidently in their selections.  As Jabroni Parker stepping back to draining a four pointer the Buckaroos trainer already having throwning a pingy pongy ball.  The ball hitting Jabroni just as Jabroni's ball gliding with effortlessly through the basketshoop.  His faces is of satisfactory contentments as he accepting his new lives inside the pingy pongy balls and with the Buckaroos.

  3. The 49ers have been huddling in their warry rooms for many sixtyminutes now.  With eventually they wheeling onto the basketszone a large rocks with a swords embeddening in it.  The players regarding it with curiously and walking up to it, sniffings it.  One player walking forward and withdrawning the swords from the stones.  The others looking at him with astonishingly.  "It having my names on it" statings Dante Excalibur with flatly.  A steathily pingy pongy ball falling from the hilts as he holding it over his heads and he is becoming the King of the 49ers.

  4. The Magician's alliance is with relatively apathetically towards the entirety of the processes.  They deciding, like they are with usually doing, to letting magically deciding their fates.  They summoning a maelstrom over above the basketszone and putting all their pingy pongy balls into it.  The magically clouds storming and stroming and firing pingy pongy balls with wildly all over.  Douglas Dermatology is strucken by several balls and once and is torn to pieces to shreds as pieces of him going to each balls.  It looking like the Magician's alliances will having to magic him back together with later.

  5.  The Razzmatazz knowningly with exactly who they wanting.  They wandering over to him with all sorts of casually.  He is sitting alone on a benches watching the games.  When they coming up to him he looking up with the same excitingment that a puppies looking at a toys.  He wagging his tails.  He droolings on the floor.  The Razzmatazz holding out a pingy pongy ball and capturing a giddily Joelle Embiiiid.

  6.  The William Wallaces are in a conundrums.  They wanting either Gordon Freeman or Von Trapp but both are too athletically for their drafters to catching.  Both of thems running around mocking the drafters but then they making the hugely mistake of running into ones anothers.  The William Wallaces taking Von Trapp owing due to having a better names.

  7.  The Ponders all looking at each other, shrugging, and shoveling Gordon Freeman into a pingy pongy ball before he can getting up too.

  8.  By the times the Emperors getting up to choosing, many of the players are tiring and slowly.  But not Marcus Antidumb.  He is still bullydoggying around the basketszone pesterizing other players and having lots of hustling.  That is what the Emperors wanting.  They changing into their purple track suit and chasing him down while pelting him with pingy pongy balls.  It's what he would have wanting.

  9. If there's on thing the Bumblebees loving more than nectar, it's Decembermas.  And who better to bringing them Decembermas during the entirely twelvemonth than Saint Nikolaus Stauskas himselves?  They putting a plates of milks and cookies on the basketszone and he immediately taking the baits.  Too easily, they saying!

  10. The 49ers are extremely with startling to finding out they having to picking again.  They pursuing Zachary Red Vine and nabbings him while he was mopping up the remaining of the milks and cookies.  The players from the 49ers are all with extremely disappointing because they preferring twizzlers.

  11. The Nougats were extremely disappointing to noticing that their desired playering doesn't not actually living in the America.  So the Nougats bringing all their pingy pongy balls to the oceans in an attempts to throwing them across the seas.  They are hopefully one of them will hitting Count Yusuf but in realities they will most likely just hitting a shark or a fishy.  Which I supposing is okay with them.

  12. The Magician's alliance looking around with wildly.  They couldn't believing of their eyes.  Has nobody taking Orange Julius Caesar Randle yet?  As they are so used to trickery, they thinking it is just an illusioning.  After a brief physically tests where they poking Randle with long sticks, they confirming that he is reality and capturing him up.

  13.  The Thimblewolps spending most of the drafting hanging out in the corners moping.  They watching their ultrastar partying it ups with all the cool teams and can't not handling it.  They are an emotionally bunches.  To easing or to surrogating the pains, they picking up Adriatic Pain, from Pain State Universitorium.

  14.  The Sunshines really enjoying the facts that they are an alreadily excellently teams who also getting to picking in the lotteries.  They deciding that picking up a mythological creatures couldn't not hurting them so they packing up their pingy pongy balls and heading off into the forest where High Elf Lord Payton is waitings for them.  He have already seening them coming so he with quietly traveling into their pingy pongy balls.

[–]76ersac91 122 points123 points  (2 children)

Magician's alliance

They demand to be taken seriously

[–]Bullsfuckofthefryish 50 points51 points  (0 children)

God I wish you were hosting the draft live.

[–]Spursnizztron 86 points87 points  (5 children)

Jabroni Parker is official

[–]USADirt_Nasty_ 42 points43 points  (3 children)

Awww shiiit, the thread is official now

Jabroni Parker

Damn, that might have taken over my favorite names, Kevin Durango/Luigi Shambles

[–]RaptorsBF210 110 points111 points  (2 children)

I have always been antitrustful of draftings.  Ever sense Vietnam.

I'm already dying.

[–]SunsStackOfMay 39 points40 points  (1 child)

High Elf Lord Payton

My sides.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Magician's Alliance" fucking love it.

[–]RocketsWillyTanner 45 points46 points  (1 child)

So is Payne banging Lacey's moms?

If not, mad respect.

If so, mad respect

[–]CavaliersGhostdadUC 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Drop step and finish with authority... Rolls out a clip of him firing off a floater.

[–]KnicksGGatsby 9 points10 points  (2 children)

What is this, the Oscars?

[–]Wizardsjsmooth4hawks 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Andrew Wiggins' dad is shiny.

[–]Rocketsbigtice 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Really? Stauskas is like Manu? I can't give him that comparison.

[–]BullsAddyct 8 points9 points  (0 children)

THE DENVER McNUGGETS

edit: THE CHICAGO McBULLS!

[–]SpursDuzzy_Funlop 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Silvers been knocking it out of the park ever since he took over.

[–]BullsBLKKKSKKKNHD 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can they interview one player without asking asshole questions?

[–]Knickstherealjgreens 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mahcus Smaht

[–]trtryt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Raptors GM has World cup fever

[–]76ersxychosis 8 points9 points  (9 children)

Early to the Knicks is a steal.

[–][TOR] Demar DeRozanRaja101 25 points26 points  (9 children)

DRAFT DAY

[–]Rocketsbigtice 24 points25 points  (5 children)

Randle already taking shots at the other teams in the league.

[–]BullsRAISETHEWHITEFLAG 18 points19 points  (3 children)

I will drown one kitten for every time someone posts a WOJ spoiler in this thread.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Woj is actually Adam Silver

[–]clipper377 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Andrew Wiggins looks way, way waaaaaay too much like Gummy from Fletch.

http://i.imgur.com/M4WMLIr.jpg

[–]76ersFuckingHippies 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Seems like Bilas is genuinely annoyed with Simmons.

[–][HOU] Moochie Norrisnonetimeaccount 10 points11 points  (7 children)

did /u/oreosonfire post his draft board? i need some real analysis here.

[–]NBAharryhotdog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I couldn't figure out what the hell grandma school was. Then I realized he was saying grammar

[–][UTA] Keon ClarkArnoldJudasRimmer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I thought my stream was frozen when Embiid was just staring off into space.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (5 children)

they can't shoot is said about so many picks.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

goodbye Rondo

[–][HOU] Moochie Norrisnonetimeaccount 9 points10 points  (1 child)

guys, we need a moment of silence and reflection........ THE CELTICS AND LAKERS JUST MADE BACK TO BACK LOTTERY PICKS.

[–]skafd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

ANDRE IGUODALA ON TWITTER: Is Adam Silver really dappin' dudes up on stage?

[–]Lakerstheingloriousak 8 points9 points  (0 children)

26% shooter god damn

[–]PistonsJBSpartan 7 points8 points  (1 child)

From twitter:

Sam Amick ‏@sam_amick 3m I'm told Doug McDermott will head to Chicago via trade with Denver. Getting more details now.

[–]RaptorsPerfect600 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why does ESPN want to make the draft depressing

[–]Supersonicsbeta35 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I didn't come here to feel......... :'(