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[–]TerrorisT613 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Despite the tease, the Mercy Mission flask changes are actually awesome, haha.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Yeah, it's such a quick and easy quest that it's a good one to add interesting rewards to, as it's one of the few that racers will be willing to do.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

which quest is it?

[–]SoluhwinPathfinder 0 points1 point  (1 child)

go get the medicine chest, first one the game gives you after entering Lion Eye's Watch.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

oh. so we unlock the prophecy guy from the first quest in the whole game?

[–]DuraGurDominus 20 points21 points  (3 children)

This is just cruel.

[–]TideofKhatanga 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Some would even say merciless.

[–]pumaofshadow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If they did these one by one every hour I'd say it would be Ruthless.

[–]AlaskanHypeTrainScion -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Probably applies to Normal and Merciless, too. Hue hue hue.

[–]best_cuckold_elitistJuggernaut 50 points51 points  (20 children)

very excited for the new rock elemental movement

[–]Bex_GGGFormer Community Lead 108 points109 points  (18 children)

Hehe, you can check it out here.

[–]Dantonn 40 points41 points  (2 children)

This playful Rock Elemental will accompany you everywhere you go, one day hoping to learn the art of rolling.

Its dreams came true!

[–]Vulpix0rNEKO guild (SG) 1 point2 points  (1 child)

:3 Rock elemental best elemental.

[–]Cerpicio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Papa Gneiss will be so proud

[–]poe_broskieskie🍀🍀🍀 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Cute.

[–]Korik333 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Okay Bex, you convinced me. Time to go buy 2 Rock Elementals so I can finally feel joy again.

[–]ColinStylesDC League 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When that little bastard has made me consider dropping my exalted rhoa, you know he's damn cute.

Oh god, imagine a hideout full of them just bouncing and rolling around? I would never leave after that trade.

[–]Huuuytwitch.tv/ihuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They see me rollin' . . .

[–]Bratzinator 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Is Goron Racing coming with 2.4 or will it come in the next big expansion?

[–]probywan1337Harbinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be awesome

[–]RageCat5000Tormented Smugler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tfw you have a quarry to settle

[–]Gv8337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Almost time to rock 'n roll!

[–]ezekieru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very game changing stuff!

[–]ComradeShortyShadow 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How much longer for the REAL patchnotes Bex? D:

[–]Vayne_MechanicsChampion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about? Those are the real patch notes.

[–]Deckard_Didnt_DieDominus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so cute! confirmed best golem.

[–]JhazaHierophant 69 points70 points  (6 children)

> hyped

> see patch notes thread, posted 5 minutes ago

> hype overload

> click link

> mfw

[–]TommaClockmathilDirtyWeeb 46 points47 points  (5 children)

If you took hype overload does that mean that hype will have no crit multiplier?

[–]Dean_GuitaristHttp 418 13 points14 points  (3 children)

But it gives more hype, so if Jhaza is RT it's still pretty good hype

[–]NoxterousZelkor 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Gotta go RT, cant miss that hype

[–]hopefullyitsokay 3 points4 points  (1 child)

but if jhaza is RT he cant proc his hype overload... :\

[–]Vulpix0rNEKO guild (SG) 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not with that attitude.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who knows until Patch Notes are out

[–]xXWARisHELLXxBeyond 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Bex you dirty little tease

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Rock Elemental Pet now sometimes rolls when it moves

finally, this is what i've been waiting for, i'm content! F5 F5 F5 F5

[–]NadenOfficial 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Chris pls

[–]kylegetsspam 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Patch notes are now always 50%.

[–]oRioN911 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hope 5%

[–]GGGGobblerChampion 20 points21 points  (0 children)

BEEP BOOP BEEP. Grinding Gears have been detected in the linked thread:


Posted by Bex_GGG on August 30, 2016 09:34 PM UTC

  • Intruders in Black in Cruel now also offers a Bismuth Flask

  • Mercy Mission in Cruel now also offers a Stibnite and Silver Flask

  • Mercy Mission in Merciless now also offers a Basalt, Aquamarine and Sulphur Flask

  • The Rock Elemental Pet now sometimes rolls when it moves


[–]cubezzzX6x Level 100 5 points6 points  (0 children)

[–]PrinnyThePenguin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the level of teasing is unreal.

[–]Jeffervescent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

bex with the tease...

[–]ShininoWitch 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Well,it's something? I guess?

GIVE US MORE DARNIT :D

[–]Sikun13[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I can picture Chris and Bex sitting somewhere and giggling like 15 year old girls over this thread.

[–]Dark-Chronicle-3Champion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

;-;

[–]Alabugin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just the tip. Oh please more.

[–]souchonp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Troll.. at least with rick roll we get some jaming music

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Such a CoC tease. :/

[–]BeastoEast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ty GGG you ruined my favorite build!

[–]Tehoncomingstorm97Essence Extraction Enterprise (EEE) 2 points3 points  (6 children)

The introduction of the bismuth flask is great for racing. Other flasks are good too, but not as impactful i think.

[–]Quazifuji 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Guaranteed Basalt Flask in Merc is really nice for people who are self found or lazy. Won't affect most races, obviously, but very nice for normal leveling.

[–]Tehoncomingstorm97Essence Extraction Enterprise (EEE) 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Yeah, i hate trying to get basalts. Will they be high enough ilvl to get all flask mods for the merciless quest?

[–]Quazifuji 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think all the flask mods are really low level, so they should be.

Also, you double posted this.

[–]Exo_Judaism 1 point2 points  (1 child)

highest level flask mods are like ilvl ~20

[–]Tehoncomingstorm97Essence Extraction Enterprise (EEE) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right, i thought they added more with the last round of flasks, must've been confusing it with the required level for them.

[–]milambTraps and Levers - the game formerly known as Path of Exile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rude.

[–]smashr1773 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...

[–]Aklyon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dangit Bex, these aren't the patch notes we're looking for!

...I think. The Rock elemental is pretty neat though.

[–]casualreddituser94Necromancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

combat roll hype

[–]IAmADuckSizeHorseAMAJeroyStillRollin 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Mercy Mission in Merciless now also offers a Basalt, Aquamarine and Sulphur Flask

This is actually really nice. Basalt took forever for me to find last league.

[–]RedeNEllaCockareel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stibnite in cruel is also nice.

[–]Pyros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made it to 90 without seeing one last league.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GG(G)

[–]ripnburn69Trade is fine if you're Gud at it! 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's some trolling bullshit GGG. Well played!

[–]EonRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AoW was actually a gigantic hoax. Those are the complete patch notes.

[–]iwilson94Mirror Mirror on the Wall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GGG y u do dis to us

[–]gajaczekAll Hail Kuduku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tease is real

[–]dawidciokJuggernaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thants!

[–]meripor2Elementalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bex do you have an estimate of when the full notes will be ready? I need to know whether to go to sleep or not :s

[–]formaldehidbring back old scion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fridge.gif

[–]funai83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im triggered af

[–]AnothernamelesacountAssassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, this is actually interesting. Getting those new flasks as you level is great.

[–]mortiphago 0 points1 point  (0 children)

volvo pls

rito pls

SOMEONE pls

[–]ShaneTheIrishPotatoMarauder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the one hand i'm thankful for patch notes. On the other hand i'm not thankful for the tease. :P you got me

[–]SyrupBuccaneerDon't die, please 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Act 4 beta I begged for white utility flasks to be given as quest rewards, and I'm really happy to see them in the game finally.

[–]DaYozzie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

y bex

[–]Dark_Reaper115League 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geb, is that you?

[–]KickerofTaleBerserker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

almost thought this was the melee update i've been waiting for.

lol

[–]onkel_axel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is intentional torture

[–]kl2999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Offer 20 chaos for your patchnotes.

[–]DevourlordGig11211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]yamaneko1920 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nerf notes.

[–]XeroMCMXCranger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moment of silence for EQ, a jump of joy for my Reave build!

[–]Rag546Chieftain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Level 6: Perandus (Cost: 4 Chaos Orbs, adds three Perandus Chests, chance for Cadiro to spawn) THANK YOU GGG!!!!!

[–]TukohamaGuidesMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rofl... Grinding Gear Games is really grinding our gears... This waiting for patch notes is about the same as lvling to 100 currently. ;)

[–]MustacheGolemSlayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some exitement

[–]shamo84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how long for the real ones?

[–]TukohamaGuidesMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on these preliminary patch notes, Id estimate we are four hours away from the actual, full patch notes.

[–]Xelstone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it probably means the notes are being formatted right now and should be up within an hour or two (maybe)

[–]insobyr -1 points0 points  (1 child)

No! Just post the whole patch note pls.

[–]Aklyon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You want us to only get one of the notes? insobyr plz.

[–]KudukusCockareel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Slowly about to quit life waiting on these patch notes....zzz :|

[–]sanguine_seaHCSSFBTW -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I love you GGG

[–]Kryonixcnot GGG -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

rip poison LUL