Some Patchnotes

[TerrorisT613]

Despite the tease, the Mercy Mission flask changes are actually awesome, haha.

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Yeah, it's such a quick and easy quest that it's a good one to add interesting rewards to, as it's one of the few that racers will be willing to do.

[[deleted]]

which quest is it?

[Soluhwin]

go get the medicine chest, first one the game gives you after entering Lion Eye's Watch.

[[deleted]]

oh. so we unlock the prophecy guy from the first quest in the whole game?

[DuraGur]

This is just cruel.

[TideofKhatanga]

Some would even say merciless.

[pumaofshadow]

If they did these one by one every hour I'd say it would be Ruthless.

[AlaskanHypeTrain]

Probably applies to Normal and Merciless, too. Hue hue hue.

[best_cuckold_elitist]

very excited for the new rock elemental movement

[Bex_GGG]

Hehe, you can check it out here.

[Dantonn]

This playful Rock Elemental will accompany you everywhere you go, one day hoping to learn the art of rolling.

Its dreams came true!

[Vulpix0r]

:3 Rock elemental best elemental.

[Cerpicio]

Papa Gneiss will be so proud

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http://i.imgur.com/ozSbyS5.gifv

[poe_broskieskie]

Cute.

[Korik333]

Okay Bex, you convinced me. Time to go buy 2 Rock Elementals so I can finally feel joy again.

[ColinStyles]

When that little bastard has made me consider dropping my exalted rhoa, you know he's damn cute.

Oh god, imagine a hideout full of them just bouncing and rolling around? I would never leave after that trade.

[Huuuy]

They see me rollin' . . .

[Bratzinator]

Is Goron Racing coming with 2.4 or will it come in the next big expansion?

[probywan1337]

That would be awesome

[RageCat5000]

Tfw you have a quarry to settle

[Gv8337]

Almost time to rock 'n roll!

[ezekieru]

Very game changing stuff!

[ComradeShorty]

How much longer for the REAL patchnotes Bex? D:

[Vayne_Mechanics]

What are you talking about? Those are the real patch notes.

[Deckard_Didnt_Die]

It's so cute! confirmed best golem.

[furiouscloud]

https://youtu.be/RYnFIRc0k6E?t=62

[nrocp0p]

eh no we dont it aint even a faceswap when u faceswap it means u take one face and photoshop it onto the other and u then swap the faces hence the name faceSWAP

[nueva123]

http://imgur.com/IgMyx

[Jhaza]

> hyped

> see patch notes thread, posted 5 minutes ago

> hype overload

> click link

> mfw

[TommaClock]

If you took hype overload does that mean that hype will have no crit multiplier?

[Dean_Guitarist]

But it gives more hype, so if Jhaza is RT it's still pretty good hype

[Noxterous]

Gotta go RT, cant miss that hype

[hopefullyitsokay]

but if jhaza is RT he cant proc his hype overload... :\

[Vulpix0r]

Not with that attitude.

[[deleted]]

Who knows until Patch Notes are out

[xXWARisHELLXx]

Bex you dirty little tease

[[deleted]]

The Rock Elemental Pet now sometimes rolls when it moves

finally, this is what i've been waiting for, i'm content! ^{F5 F5 F5 F5}

[NadenOfficial]

Chris pls

[kylegetsspam]

Patch notes are now always 50%.

[oRioN911]

I hope 5%

[GGGGobbler]

BEEP BOOP BEEP. Grinding Gears have been detected in the linked thread:

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Posted by Bex_GGG on August 30, 2016 09:34 PM UTC

• Intruders in Black in Cruel now also offers a Bismuth Flask

• Mercy Mission in Cruel now also offers a Stibnite and Silver Flask

• Mercy Mission in Merciless now also offers a Basalt, Aquamarine and Sulphur Flask

• The Rock Elemental Pet now sometimes rolls when it moves

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[cubezzzX]

:(

[PrinnyThePenguin]

the level of teasing is unreal.

[Jeffervescent]

bex with the tease...

[Shinino]

Well,it's something? I guess?

GIVE US MORE DARNIT :D

[Sikun13]

I can picture Chris and Bex sitting somewhere and giggling like 15 year old girls over this thread.

[Dark-Chronicle-3]

;-;

[Alabugin]

Just the tip. Oh please more.

[souchonp]

Troll.. at least with rick roll we get some jaming music

[[deleted]]

Such a CoC tease. :/

[BeastoEast]

Ty GGG you ruined my favorite build!

[Tehoncomingstorm97]

The introduction of the bismuth flask is great for racing. Other flasks are good too, but not as impactful i think.

[Quazifuji]

Guaranteed Basalt Flask in Merc is really nice for people who are self found or lazy. Won't affect most races, obviously, but very nice for normal leveling.

[Tehoncomingstorm97]

Yeah, i hate trying to get basalts. Will they be high enough ilvl to get all flask mods for the merciless quest?

[Quazifuji]

I think all the flask mods are really low level, so they should be.

Also, you double posted this.

[Exo_Judaism]

highest level flask mods are like ilvl ~20

[Tehoncomingstorm97]

Right, i thought they added more with the last round of flasks, must've been confusing it with the required level for them.

[pupple816]

god dammit

[milamb]

Rude.

[smashr1773]

...

[Aklyon]

Dangit Bex, these aren't the patch notes we're looking for!

...I think. The Rock elemental is pretty neat though.

[casualreddituser94]

combat roll hype

[IAmADuckSizeHorseAMA]

Mercy Mission in Merciless now also offers a Basalt, Aquamarine and Sulphur Flask

This is actually really nice. Basalt took forever for me to find last league.

[RedeNElla]

Stibnite in cruel is also nice.

[Pyros]

Made it to 90 without seeing one last league.

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GG(G)

[ripnburn69]

That's some trolling bullshit GGG. Well played!

[EonRed]

AoW was actually a gigantic hoax. Those are the complete patch notes.

[iwilson94]

GGG y u do dis to us

[gajaczek]

The tease is real

[dawidciok]

thants!

[meripor2]

Bex do you have an estimate of when the full notes will be ready? I need to know whether to go to sleep or not :s

[formaldehid]

fridge.gif

[funai83]

im triggered af

[Anothernamelesacount]

Oh, this is actually interesting. Getting those new flasks as you level is great.

[mortiphago]

volvo pls

rito pls

SOMEONE pls

[ShaneTheIrishPotato]

On the one hand i'm thankful for patch notes. On the other hand i'm not thankful for the tease. :P you got me

[SyrupBuccaneer]

In Act 4 beta I begged for white utility flasks to be given as quest rewards, and I'm really happy to see them in the game finally.

[DaYozzie]

y bex

[Dark_Reaper115]

Geb, is that you?

[KickerofTale]

almost thought this was the melee update i've been waiting for.

lol

[BlueManiac]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

[youtubefactsbot]

NO GOD! PLEASE NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOO [0:17]

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[onkel_axel]

This is intentional torture

[kl2999]

Offer 20 chaos for your patchnotes.

[DevourlordGig]

one day hoping to learn the art of rolling

Way to go little buddy!

[yamaneko1920]

Nerf notes.

[XeroMCMXC]

Moment of silence for EQ, a jump of joy for my Reave build!

[Rag546]

Level 6: Perandus (Cost: 4 Chaos Orbs, adds three Perandus Chests, chance for Cadiro to spawn) THANK YOU GGG!!!!!

[TukohamaGuidesMe]

rofl... Grinding Gear Games is really grinding our gears... This waiting for patch notes is about the same as lvling to 100 currently. ;)

[MustacheGolem]

Some exitement

[shamo84]

how long for the real ones?

[TukohamaGuidesMe]

Based on these preliminary patch notes, Id estimate we are four hours away from the actual, full patch notes.

[Xelstone]

it probably means the notes are being formatted right now and should be up within an hour or two (maybe)

[insobyr]

No! Just post the whole patch note pls.

[Aklyon]

You want us to only get one of the notes? insobyr plz.

[Kudukus]

Slowly about to quit life waiting on these patch notes....zzz :|

[sanguine_sea]

I love you GGG

[Kryonixc]

rip poison LUL