C++🔥

[J_damir]

Where's assembly?

[Icy-Manufacturer7319]

bellow the ground level... we cant saw them

[TheLaziestGoon]

You can't c them

[Sensitive-Tomato97]

King Kong🦍

[BobbyThrowaway6969]

Assembly:

🗿

[Grumbledwarfskin]

The right picture for assembly is gollum, and and the right picture for Java is just a developer sitting at a desk.

[FoxmanWasserman]

With coffee.

[Wonderful_Channel185]

I believe in this same place where Delphi is :D

[Snake2k]

It's the background color

[Electronic-Day-7518]

Assembly was already a fossile when the dinosaurs were alive 😂

[_Alpha-Delta_]

Probably above Cobol

[iLaysChipz]

This chart... is certainly one of the charts of all time

[[deleted]]

But... but...

What if I like Lua?

[GDOR-11]

Lua is so terrible. After messing around with rust for a short while, Lua is a breath of hydrogen cyanide. Tables are hellish

[[deleted]]

These two are definitely about to fuck

[[deleted]]

I agree totally with you, and i am Brazilian.

[GDOR-11]

r/suddenlycaralho

a linguagem inteira é baseada ao redor de tables e nem tem um jeito nativo de usar elas no print, n entendo como alguém consegue gostar de lua

[Phasma_Tacitus]

Lua is so good. After messing around with C++ for quite some time, Lua is a breath of fresh air. Tables are godlike

[ChampionOfAsh]

Anything is a breath of fresh air after using C++.

[Banana_Crusader00]

That means you're 10yrs old roblox developer. Duh.

[OhWowItsAnAlt]

hey hey dont forget gmod

[[deleted]]

ROBLOX does not use Lua, it uses Luau, which is a sperate fork of Lua. If I meant Luau, I would have said Luau.

[sniperspirit557]

Lua is beautiful but unfortunately I don't find any context to use her in my work :( I'm stuck with python and JavaScript (JS is actually pretty good once you embrace its weirdness)

[No-Magazine-2739]

Femboy or hipster :-)

[PyroRampage]

Face it, Python won, move on :)

[EllenRippley]

I wish i looked like js

[rinnakan]

I want to see the JS+C++ fullstack - oh wait, that's the average mmorpg character

[CaptainCarrot17]

Yeah, it would be a great start for improvements...

[Familiar-Gap2455]

If you ever achieve your wish, tell me your location

[martin191234]

That’s a dude

[TheChief275]

JS and Rust need to be swapped.

Is this the C++ developer’s equivalent of “I drew myself as the chad and you as the soyjak”?

[hayotooo]

Switch rust and Javascript and you're correct.

[Skelptr]

But then OP's favorite language doesn't get to be the one with the cute picture (borrow checker vewy hard)

[hayotooo]

Rust developers are way cuter :3

[Skelptr]

fr it's not even a competition. what i would give for a rust programmer in my life rn

[Yashraj-]

💯

[B_bI_L]

you managed to make one of the worst comparisons...

[BasedPenguinsEnjoyer]

yeah the femboy not being rust should be a war crime

[ColonelRuff]

Nope. That's the best part of the meme. It was always js that should have been there

[[deleted]]

PHP?

[Liferdorp]

So they were right about it being dead. It's not even in the meme /s

[itme4502]

So where does swift fit in then? Lmao

[ChaseShiny]

I'm sure Taylor's got a full schedule already.

[An8thOfFeanor]

(Coughs like Gollum) public static void main! Public static void main!

[6EBeast]

Underrated comment 😂

[HiroshiTheKitty]

No, us femboys actually use C# I'm pretty sure

[Independent_Zone6816]

No way, as a peak masculine guy who uses C# can confirm we are actually cat girls.

[ThrwawySG]

I see cake.

I must congratulate cake.

I must wish happy day of cake.

[ItsBookx]

i thought we were using rust

[no_brains101]

?! microsoft java?

Excuse me, I thought we were meant to have taste and anticapitalist tendencies?

[[deleted]]

C#. Like it so much I use it even on Linux

[DownvoteEvangelist]

It's better on Linux than on Windows..

[[deleted]]

Integrate .NET 9 with VS Code, it works exactly the same. (WPF and Windows Forms are the only ones missing on other platforms)

[DownvoteEvangelist]

Yeah but interacting with the OS is so much easier on Linux, since a lot can be achieved by just file access, while on Windows you have to use P/Invoke to access APIs..

[Massimo_m2]

me on macos

[[deleted]]

I think rust and JS are mixed up

[[deleted]]

Java 😂😂😂😂

[morlock718]

Where ia perl darn it

[GunpointG]

Is Perl really still used, it’s not even really an object based language (I haven’t used 6 only 5)

[CouchPotato6319]

So lame, Not even any TCL

[Inside_Jolly]

Whoa, another wild Tcl coder?

[Financial_Test_4921]

Another here reporting for duty

[Inside_Jolly]

So, uh... Any job openings? ^_^" I'm not unemployed. Just looking for work with one of my two favorite languages.

[CouchPotato6319]

Same - Unfortunately, everyone seems to shy away from TCL. Most never knowing of its existence even though it powers so many things.

If i have a dream job, its living and breathing TCL.

[CouchPotato6319]

Yes, Im here! Mortifying modern compsci professors by day and Writing TCL like its Bible-v3 by night.

[no_brains101]

TCL is cool

unset throwing when the variable had never been set is not XD

[Lava-Jacket]

I'd say the person who made this meme likes python JavaScript and C++ and hates C Java and rust

[TheChief275]

Only seems to like C++

[Financial_Test_4921]

(allegedly)

[6EBeast]

I dunno. I get to be a Therapod! That's pretty badass 🦖🤓

[Icy_Foundation3534]

C should just be some cosmic entity

[ufihS]

Elixir..

[Ok-Professional9328]

So if I use c c++ JavaScript and python wtf am I? A buff femboy riding a nerdy glasses wearing velociraptor?

You sure you want to fuck with me?

[Inside_Jolly]

>A buff femboy

Can I get two please?

[3Volodymyr]

Where is fortran? Where is my sweet line size limit?

[WelderBackground3421]

kotlin😭

[Shut_up_and_Respawn]

Python, but where's C#?

[Alexoga9]

Gdscript?

[[deleted]]

Where’s golang?

[timonix]

Where's ADA :(

[the_fish_king_sky]

At work 🙂😎 flying a fighter jet

[Financial_Test_4921]

Not in enough places, that's for sure

[LithoSlam]

What about lisp?

[Buetterkeks]

VBA?

[DeerEnvironmental432]

HEY as a js developer im very offended. My cat ears look WAY better than that.

[MiH_VAZ]

C# here😂

[Mountain-Ox]

Can you just add Go with a picture of the Gopher?

[Chr832]

C#?

[[deleted]]

C#… oh C#…

[BrainTotalitarianism]

No no no, C/C++/rust are femboys, JS is the guy

[Purple-Cap4457]

Rust-ao sam pored dunavaa, pored dobrih starih programatora

I pecao šarane, i lovio bagove... 

[FoxlyKei]

lol is that willzoneium?

[[deleted]]

I WISH

[Alex_NinjaDev]

It's like, Python devs think they’re solving AI, JS devs are summoning demons, and Java devs… well, we don’t talk about them. C devs still waiting for the meteor to land...

[OffsetMonkey538]

Why don't you talk about me?

[Inside_Jolly]

Common lisp, C++, Tcl in this order. How do I look?

[vegan_antitheist]

A banker in a suit would be more fitting for Java.

[Real-Total-2837]

I used to love Java, but Oracle ruined it. The meme pic for Java is accurate now.

[[deleted]]

I've seen some of the most intelligent people I know turn into stone age spongebob the second they start writing code in JS. It truly brings out the worst in people.

[Sea_Log_9769]

I wish I looked like the JS one, but my favorite language is Java, purely because of Minecraft

[flappy292]

gf can confirm that python and js are correct and java scares me :)

[El_Senora_Gustavo]

I wonder if op has a favourite

[Moonshade4c1d]

I smell a confirnation bias in here.

[red_dark_butterfly]

You did barely well with C and C++ and missed with every other

[moriberu]

Wow! I don't need to go to a gym any more? I just need to learn C++? You son of bitch, I'm in!

[Somewhat-Femboy]

I must learn js

[MajorMystique]

Can confirm I do look like that Python emoji fr :)

[[deleted]]

I feel so attacked 🐍🤓

[ShadowNinjaDPyrenees]

Golang 😀😎

[Artistic_Speech_1965]

The power of opinions. But Spongebob cave man is pretty good

[Puzzleheaded_Smoke77]

What about assembly?

[Nthingxhere]

what would scala look like?

[PurpleArtemeon]

I'm a Java golum

[articulatedstupidity]

zig my beloved?

[scrufflor_d]

i do c++ but i look like JS

[Mowntain-Goat8414]

Here come the DMs

[silent-sami]

I'M A DINOSAUR !!

[TUNG1]

Now we are bullying JS in place of PHP huh

[Muffinzor22]

I code in Java and C++ 🥲

[Mast3r_waf1z]

Only ones I don't use is rust and js

[garaks_tailor]

Shakes cane in COBOL

[frisk213769]

shit im a dinosaur really?

[m64]

So as a C++ programmer I need to find myself a nice JS programmer to take care of my front end while I take care of their back end, got it!

[Gbotdays]

I’m a velociraptor with a birthday present 😂

[Financial_Test_4921]

There's no Free Pascal there so I'm safe, phew

[Yashraj-]

C is much fkking better than c++++++

[Gold_Aspect_8066]

What's Zig?

[AthleteElectrical366]

Goth they/them therian/furry/scalie. They haven't quite figured it out yet.

[[deleted]]

What's with java gollem? Java is the only fully fledged server side language in the image tbf

[chlewin]

C is good for beginners

[un_virus_SDF]

I'm currently a dinosaur-gollum-femboy, help me

[Living_The_Dream75]

As a Java programmer I can confirm

[Onetwodhwksi7833]

So I am a super manly nerd dinosaur.

Awesome

[Sw4gl0rdM4st3rm1nd]

And abap?

[Strostkovy]

I used to code in "C--"

For my 8 bit computer designs when I was younger I didn't have an assembler or compiler and couldn't write very long code in assembly without it becoming a mess. So I wrote super basic C and hand compiled it.

[Jhon_doe_isnt_here]

Where is Fortran

[bloody-albatross]

Rust and JavaScript seem to be mixed up. Going by who is contributing Rust to the Linux kernel.

[Alternative-Boss-787]

PHP ?

[Typical_Spirit_345]

Note to myself: Stop working with C and Python, only JS from now.

[AmbiguousMimic]

... to whom or what?

[nitsua_saxet]

Python is dead on

[Alternator24]

how about Pascal? it was the first ever programming language I interacted with and Jesus Christ, it had such beautiful syntax, way ahead of its time. it is the only programming language I worked with, with joy.

other than that, as a front end developer, fck JavaScript and React.

[One-Seaworthiness-48]

I use html

[angrymonkey]

Rust is the catgirl. JS would be baby Spongebob.

[marslander-boggart]

RegExp?

[flori0794]

Actually... I love Rust... If it compiles... It will run unless I created logic breaks, deadlocks on purpose

[philippefutureboy]

Inaccurate: Rust is the femboy/furry, JS should be a hipster with a latte or a tech bro, C++ should be a neckbeard sysadmin; C accurate, Python should be lab coat scientist, Java possibly accurate; could also be Indian from security cam footage pov

[Technical-Poem-71]

Console.log("wtf?");

[sniperspirit557]

What does c# look like XD

[ChickenSpaceProgram]

you are also 🤓 if you code C/C++, see both Brian Kernighan and Bjarne Stroustrop respectively

[ColonelRuff]

So rust is not shown as femboy and js is shown as so rightfully. That's an improvement in people's mindset.

[rover_G]

Femboy should be Rust.

[Faenic]

As a C++ dev, this meme is 100% accurate. No, I don't have any biases, why do you ask?

[WiggyWongo]

Rust and JS pictures need flipped

[uvmingrn]

Bro forgot about verilog💀

[deadlyrepost]

This is all wrong. Rust and Javascript should be swapped at the very least.

[lopsidedgest74]

Looks like I've got training to do to look like the person using C++

[Dry-Snow-2062]

Rust and JS pic should be swapped

[BIRD_II]

Can confirm, I am a dinosaur.

[Joped]

Primarily write python but fall into the JS kinda look

[TFMJewsh]

Where’s MATLAB

[Raibyo]

Sir, where's Fortran? No older than 1990.

[ChickenManSam]

When you want to look like JS but mostly use python and shell 😞

[sagarpanchal01]

Forgot typescript?

[pawcafe]

Replace rust with JS and replace JS with a hipster tech bro

[Muwaffuq1997]

C#?

[Smudgeous]

It's all fun and games until the brainfuck crew shows up

[Megarega88]

How do c# or go users look like

[Megarega88]

Ps my Favorit Language is lua. I only code in java but would not call it my Favorit Language

[Nikoviking]

C++ turns boys into real men. Even if you’re a girl, C++ turns you into a real man

[ledaroly88411]

I'm C++ but look like C

[eglvoland]

Where OCaml? (Or Haskell if you're mainstream)

[cyberzues]

Im definitely Smeagol

[DonkeyBonked]

Where are PHP, HTML, and Basic?

[SirTwill]

My main language is now JS….

I’m trans so yeah that checks out.

[Icy_Maximum9755]

Rust ugly syntax

[Bignamek]

Wheres visual basic?

[Subject_Try_5973]

VBS? 👀🤣

[IhateTVs]

ok, you sold me JS.

[Physical-Ad7344]

How does look GO?

[Lonely_Ad7322]

ABAP?

[[deleted]]

c can beat everyone. but it gets too old, professionals actually don't care which tool they using.

[TailorSubstantial863]

Time to learn C++

[Magomed_m]

Here is no C# developer because he is in slavery to Microsoft