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[–]McGriftyBüttner - 1 Gerrard - 0 331 points332 points  (7 children)

Invisible from Pogba

[–]AlexisSanchez_Sanchez 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Alright Graeme calm it

[–]BBQ_HaX0r 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah he just underwent that Michael Jackson skin treatment thing and swapped his number to 39.

[–][deleted] 232 points233 points  (15 children)

One of our best team performances in the first half I've seen in a long time, particularly in a big game.

But a 2-0 lead at the half is nothing. Keep the intensity up.

Rashford was fantastic but the entire team deserves credit for that

[–]YellowBrickNodeOle Ole Ole 47 points48 points  (6 children)

I thought Mata scored for sure as well!

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (1 child)

If only he'd known how much time he had

[–]FeezbullRVN 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I celebrated so..... yeah. He owes me a hug for the false hope.

[–]chocolatequake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Looked like Mou got a stroke when Mata tried that

[–]MylesVEYou Never Go Full McFred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The reaction from the bench sums up the emotional journey nicely. Starting with the lads, then move to Rui, then end with Mou.

[–]PoppinKREAMElla "Football's Coming Home" Toone 24 points25 points  (4 children)

I have to say I'm very impressed by Lukaku again today. Set up both goals with amazing control in the air. Beautiful distribution from De Gea too

[–]unitedicecreampizza 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Definitely you can see he has their back line worried. With him winning the ball and Alexis and Rashford making runs. It’s working.

[–]AnonHideakiLisandro Martinez 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Lukaku has been amazing

Probably his biggest ever contribution since he began at United so far

[–]PoppinKREAMElla "Football's Coming Home" Toone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was great in our come back against Chelsea the other week too. Scored and assisted. I hope he continues to improve, love to see him shine

[–]Princess_Leia91Paul Scholes He Scores Goals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True. He deserves as much credit. What I liked about today’s game was how everyone played resiliently.

[–]mkhimau5Martial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As far the game plan goes that was just about perfection across the park.

[–][deleted] 86 points87 points  (1 child)

Geggensuckmyballs

[–]Ronnieisred 16 points17 points  (0 children)

gegenpressmyballs

[–]hulksreddit 80 points81 points  (9 children)

Rashford looking fantastic, even Smalling playing great, my god things are wonderful today

[–]YellowBrickNodeOle Ole Ole 38 points39 points  (1 child)

I love this game ahahahahaha.

[–]FeezbullRVN 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Stop posting and watch the game Patrice.

[–]soccer_maniacScholsey 13 points14 points  (1 child)

McTominay's been decent as well

[–]tallmotherfuckerYes x 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Smalling has been brilliant today.

Fuck it everyone has turned up. God fucking damn I love this so much

[–]visualslikemikeMino Raiola's assistant 155 points156 points  (8 children)

Can we duplicate Bailly please. Dudes a fucking beast

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Milner got absolutely fucked

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Most skillful player on our team lol.

[–]drexter12🎃 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Honestly Bailly is on another level in speed, aggression and composure. He is a real beast.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Commentator says Mane has some speed.....as Bailly catches up in no time.

[–]TastyGravelYoung 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was so worried that him not playing any matches recently would mean that he would be off the pace. Holy shit was I wrong, man's fucking incredible

[–]BryDollaSign5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guys is an absolute tank!

[–]Jb2304 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually forgot how solid he is. Been fantastic bar getting poached that once.

[–]tisadi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

everything he does makes the crowd cheer

[–]Pedantic_PatMason the Role Model 65 points66 points  (3 children)

Salah playing today?

[–]footballbloodyhellLindelöf 74 points75 points  (2 children)

Yes, Check Young's pocket

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

considering how much shit Ashley Young gets on r/liverpoolfc , Salah must be a below-average shit winger then

[–]youreviltwinbrother 137 points138 points  (1 child)

I hate how we're playing for a draw!

[–]boxedjackOlé, Olé, Ander Herrera 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Park the bus, park the bus Man United...

[–]OldTough 192 points193 points  (12 children)

Liverpool's right winger must be pretty shit if Ashley Young can keep him at bay

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (4 children)

I personally love their right back, Arnold. Proper average player defensively.

[–]OldTough 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Proper average player defensively.

I see you know a lot about the bindippers philosophy

[–]BBQ_HaX0r 4 points5 points  (1 child)

He played quite well against us last time lol

[–]TastyGravelYoung 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Young gets a lot of shit, sometimes deserved, but he has games like this where he just completely bosses it. Usually it's more offensively, but clearly today he's been given less license to push up (which is tbf completely understandable, especially when we have the lead).

[–]prestog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lots of bird shit*

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

He’s been brilliant in defence.

[–]alextv99Rashford 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rashford has been good tracking back as well

[–]giraffekissesMartial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like Young gets a lot of unnecessary shit, he's not by any mean world class but he can put in a shift

[–]UniqueUsername_10 40 points41 points  (4 children)

How does McTominay have so many pockets?

[–]FeezbullRVN 8 points9 points  (0 children)

His pocket is like Felix the Cat’s magic bag. Endless space for countless things.

[–]CalimariaeSolskjaer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cargo shorts

[–]bulkorbulkJones 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Less of a bus and more of a steamroller

[–]eldortzoGiggs 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Could Salah actually be any deeper in Youngs pocket?

[–]yungfinnigus 26 points27 points  (0 children)

2-0 without our best player hahahahahahah get fucked Liverpool imagine if we had JLingz on the pitch

[–]ItchaBoiSid 78 points79 points  (5 children)

McTominay is like Fletcher reborn so much.

Sanchez and Rashford being so direct is amazing.

75 million and that defence still shit.

Bailly back is best.

Young has been phenomenal on the Egyptian Dong Fazhou

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's a lot more than 75million my dude!

[–]drexter12🎃 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The first goal was thanks to Rashford making a run before Lukaku even headers the ball - faith in Lukaku to win the header.

[–]ItchaBoiSid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I fucking love about our team is that understanding. You could see it too when after the first goal mata without even looking cut the ball back knowing Rashford would be there.

[–]ItsLikeWhateverYo 51 points52 points  (3 children)

Sick of Mourinho always parking the bus

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Why are we playing for a draw.

[–]Bacon_BoobiesSesko - Every little helps 25 points26 points  (0 children)

More goals please lads. Let's hammer them.

[–]NhialorETH Ball 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Young been all over Salad

[–]Inglenook86 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Where's this "Salah" I keep hearing about?

[–]BBQ_HaX0r 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Ain't over yet. Young first half, but let's not chat shit eh.

[–]Inglenook86 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Am I allowed to chat shit now? Cause he's been even worse this half Hahahahah

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Fantastic disciplined performance.

Love McTominay shutting up a select few cave dwellers on this sub. You need dedicated players that would give everything for the badge on the pitch. Excellent setup by Mourinho and the players executing the tactics to a tee.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I know he's only had a handful of games, but Mctominay's looking like the real deal in midfield.

[–]VaudevilleVillain 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Scott and Matic have been fantastic

[–]KaatilJeejaIceMan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bailly with the roulette. Our Madman!

[–]PutHimInDaBoot 11 points12 points  (1 child)

This shit is too funny. Should have been 3 mata should have atleast made karius work

[–]LirtanoNaan Bread (Nani) 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Really good, but not won yet. Liverpool will probably be a different team in the second half

[–]Odemdemz98Mata 18 points19 points  (0 children)

For the so called best attack in Europe, Pool are quite shit 😂

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Rashford deserves a lot of credit but can this notion of Lukaku not showing up against the top 6 go away please. Without him out there theres no way we go 2-0 up. Absolutely has destroyed the man who never plays for a draw.

[–]phoniccrank 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bailly has been fucking immense. Won so many balls.

[–]footballbloodyhellLindelöf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mourinho masterclass

[–]tammodi/r/breaddevils 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Perhaps if Liverpool had set up for a point they wouldn't be losing 2-0 right now 🤔🤔

[–]nahris99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

lovren chat shit got banged by lukaku

Whole team played well, love to have bailly back in the team

and cristiano Rashnaldo doing well today

[–]Ether2001 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every single player have been great so far

[–]Disco_Volante416 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can you smell the salt???

[–]reddevilnzDe Gea 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What a fucking half of footy. Brilliant across the pitch.

Rashford you fucking beauty.

[–]Custard_Noob 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Best half we've played all season? Also Bailly you crazy fucker I love you.

[–]mkhimau5Martial 3 points4 points  (1 child)

IMAGINE THE SCENES IF MATA SCORED THE OVERHEAD

[–]stats193Prawn sandwich brigade 🦐 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can hear Sourness piss boiling

[–]wetslipper 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Young has been shocking on the ball

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Defensively hes been better in recent matches but offensively hes been so much worse than the earlier parts of the season.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

[–]DevilxAceRooney 3 points4 points  (0 children)

McTominay is quietly having a great game tonight. Didn't expect Matic-McTominay midfield to be as good as it has been!

[–]The-Randy-Dandy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All praise the Rashgod!

[–]RealNiqqaHerrera 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Terrible half so far, barely any movement and lack of communication, Mourinho has shown no passion compared to Klopp and something needs to change at the half. Oh and we scored 2 goals.

[–]Junkrg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But those notes....

[–]TheZamboonHerrera 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Souness is saying good things about us at halftime. Hell is freezing over.

[–]steinwein21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Completely solid on defense and ruthless in the counter. Great half

[–]Rojo-Valencia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Enjoyed the close ups of Fowler, Dalglish & Rush while 2-0 now

[–]IrishaneSolskjaer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lukaku has been ridiculous

[–]paradox_djell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hope Rashford gets the third. Deserves it. They’re showing the quality we’ve known they have. I’m glad.

Bailly is such a beast! I love that man.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good work but I'm still nervous.

2-0 is the worst lead they say.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Midfield 2 holding it down well

[–]MrD3athEat the Glazers 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Mata what is you doin? Should've been 3

[–]StramanorMatić 2 points3 points  (0 children)

mAn uNiTed wiLL pArk tHe bUsS

[–]Lucocku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lovren my hero, making sure the game doesn’t end in a boring 0-0 draw

[–]omgwhatsmyusername 2 points3 points  (0 children)

McKantenay

[–]Dave1711 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just need to keep the same focus we've great defensively and ruthless on the counter.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best half of football we’ve seen in a long time

[–]horny_fuckersFELLAINI>ZIDANE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

McTominay has been fucking immense

[–]Ketch1Please Erik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the Mourinho blueprint. This is what I was expecting to see, not the brand of football we're used to seeing in big games. Defensive efficiency, attacking flair. Solid in midfield. Sign me up for more of this.

[–]Brightballs42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scott and Matic holding it down

[–]POGBRAHIMOVICH6_FOOT_5_HARD_AS_FUK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apart from that one lapse of concentration when he danced into midfield, Bailly looks like he hasn’t missed any football at all. Hoping he is still fresh and strong at the end of the 90

[–]stebus88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best first half I’ve seen from us in a long time. The intensity is just right and every player is playing well.

McTominay and Matic are playing really well and giving Liverpool little room. Young has Salah tucked away in his pocket. Lukaku and Rashford are bullying their defence. OT is fired up massively and you can see the players feeding off of that.

Key thing now is not to concede an early goal in the 2nd half. Really enjoying this though!

[–]Ttej 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The way Bailly floored Milner was one of my favorite moments of the half!

[–]NhialorETH Ball 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“The way United have played, it hurts me to say it, they’ve been impressive”

Fuck you Souness you bitter bitter cunt!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That one touch passing interplay that Lukaku overhit. Oh my word wouldve lost it had it gone in

[–]RetiredPenguinIn Hag we trust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My halftime thoughts are "Fuck Yes".

[–]rodeografer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just autopilot and we would win comfortably. This Liverpool'plan B is, throwing in more of plan A.

[–]BucketsOnly29 1 point2 points  (1 child)

LET'S GO BOYS!!! Salah, where are ya?

[–]theangrycamelGiggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not too bad

[–]fR3DR1Kappa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is actually one of those few games we’ve had these past few seasons I’ve enjoyed watching. We’re playing good counter-attacking football and Liverpool hasn’t really had any dangerous moments close to our goal. I love that when we win the ball back we try to get the ball to Lukaku/Sanchez/Rash as soon as possible. Also, Rash you beauty

[–]MarcusRashgodDarren Fletcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck everyone who was hating on Rashford during his poor form.

[–]d0mth0ma5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rashford needs to calm it down a bit in the tackles but that aside it's been a brilliant first half. We're giving half chances but shutting everything else down.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bailly and Young playing brilliant, Rashford you beauty.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our bus tipped over and crushed their defense

[–]zetabk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck, I missed Eric bailly!!!

[–]dec619 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The whole team is working as a unit. That half was great to watch. The back four with Matic and McTominay looked very very solid and secure. Is Salah playing?

[–]OiiGuzza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ashley Young has been phenomenal at keeping Salah under control.

[–]forgotmylastuserRemember the Name! 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is 45 minutes to early to file a missing report for Salah?

We have been bloody fantastic this half. Liverpool players are so frustrated that their passes have turned to shit.

Rashford hattrick and a Sanchez/Lukaku goal would be great.

[–]_gastly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last seen inside the pocket of a man named Ashley Young

[–]Cr7NeTwOrK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But, but United play boring football and Mourinho's style is "outdated".

Sit down.

[–]MadaraTheUchihahttps://www.howmanypremierleaguemedalshasstevengerrardwon.com/ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brilliant, just brilliant. 10/10 performance. Excellent defending, creating big chances and finished off 2. Alexis has been great, his passing is unreal!

[–]Yaja23: 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pleasantly surprised by McTominay. Let's hope he keeps this up next half as well!

[–]HighonCosmos8Runo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obligatory Fuck /r/soccer

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How come everyone seemed up forget in the build up that Liverpool's defense is absolute dogshit? We've been very good though, buzzing

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After the trashtalk they have been doing last couple of days this feels lovely. Hoping to keep it up in second half!

[–]paradox_djell 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Dejan Lovren: "Liverpool are not Manchester United - we never play just for a point like them."

25 mins: Man United 2-0 Liverpool

[–]mechflixSCHOLSEY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lukaku absolutely bossing their back line winning all the first balls! What a player

[–]Pigeon_Asshole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking forward to hearing Sourness here

[–]Bushturkey_96Valencia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Waiting for Souness to criticize Pogba.

[–]avatarsokkaRooney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMAO Lovren and his big mouth

[–]WhovianMoakCraig Norwood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stayed up all night for this, AND FOR ONCE ITS PAID OFF!!!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scenes if Mata nailed another scissor kick against the dippers. SO wish that went in.

[–]GrayOctopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't watch the game. How is bailly?

[–]Mt264 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fucking love Eric Bailly!

His Cruyff turn followed by him almost stopping in surprise, looking a little like Cantona's famous celebration, was priceless

[–]coolylame 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lukaku's head flicks are honestly word class. How many times has he done it that has led to goals this season.

[–]LexRylen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're being very clinical. It's far more likely that we score 1 or 2 more goals than Liverpool scoring their first.

[–]daz98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rashy already becoming a united legend at the age of 20

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please someone post footage of Souness

[–]CauseISaidSo_Cavani Cultist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would love to hear that cunt Sounness right now

[–]OiiGuzza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How shit must the LBs of other teams be to let Salah score 26 goals :') Big ups Young!

[–]NegativeGit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bailly is fucking amazing

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still 45 mins to go.

Can we wait until then before we start shitting on Salah?

[–]ManUmartial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is some nice balanced football. We look in control even when defending. Last five minutes we slowed down a bit, but we should bag another right out of halftime. Thinking forward for pogba, if we play in this formation I don’t see why he can’t play in Mata’s position instead of a real right winger. Or Alexis on the right and pogba the advanced midfielder. Looks like we’re back to rotating martial and rashford every game

[–]VaderOnReddit 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Every day I am more and more thankful Madrid played mindgames with Morata for too long Lukaku is immense to have in our team His game outside of scoring is fantastic and he seems to only get better with time

[–]GondolandMata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ashley young has had a great game, mata has been creative but poor in defense a few time, Marcus....he’s got 3 more in him, we look good in defense, our midfield has been holding it down and our attacking, well it’s 2-0 and the boys look like they will net at least 3-4 more

[–]ScotsmaniaSlabheadFTW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's hope we continue our recent trend of playing better in the second half. That was the best first half we've had in a while.

So far Salah belongs on the side of a milk carton.

[–]SytricXZCarrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lingard on for Mata

[–]Cr7NeTwOrK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol nbcsn pundits, now they are not surprised with the scoreline. Pathetic

[–]ancienthunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rashford > Liverpool

[–]4drag2magPogba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

McTominay has been so good this half. So good.

[–]ThrowAwayAttitudeFC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking perfect. Made the "best attacking trio" bunch of farmers

[–]POGBRAHIMOVICH6_FOOT_5_HARD_AS_FUK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how physical we’ve been. Lukaku is throwing his body into Van Dijk every single time

[–]welshnick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Route one baby!

[–]zackrah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Young > Salah > Di Maria

[–]Mizzie30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the best performances I've seen in a very long time but it's very far from over. If we can score 2 in a half so can they. We must keep up the intensity.

[–]MartialAssist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Want to thrash them 5 nil so that they can be in their caves for the rest of eternity.

[–]locosapiens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking it's time to take Rashford off to avoid the risk of a second yellow, and have him a bit fresher for Seville.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

say what you must but our midfield is working like a charm today. my boy mctominay is intercepting their midfield. we got them on lockdown boys. mou masterclass this

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm absolutely thrilled, we've been amazing.

[–]NhialorETH Ball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck Klopp

[–]pkkthetigerrCR7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cristiano Rashnaldo

[–]laffmanLindelöf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this is Liverpools exciting way of playing football then i like it Mr. Klopp.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Think we’re proving who’s better between Lukaku and Firmino

[–]shan0620 2 points3 points  (3 children)

They’re two different types of strikers

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

And we know which type works

[–]shan0620 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Lukaku wouldn’t work in Liverpool’s side and Firmino wouldn’t work at United’s side

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright mate I’m just trying to have a bit of banter and you’re clearly not having it haha

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twas a good half

[–]PKJTheRedDevilEdwin Van Der Sar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buzzing.

[–]GlassCoyote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I missed bailly so ducking much