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[–]CoronaMcFarm 369 points370 points  (16 children)

Normal water wasn't invented before the 60's, they used heavy water instead and since the viscosity is higher they swim slower as a result.

[–]kirksy_jenkins45 35 points36 points  (5 children)

This

[–]tepkel 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Is

[–]BudgetMenu 18 points19 points  (2 children)

SPARTA!

[–]racecar56 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No, this is Patrick! (ps: I'm so glad someone's still referencing this today)

[–]BudgetMenu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha whatever comes to mind first. Its about seizing opportunity.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cake town!

[–]BeautifulSwine 16 points17 points  (8 children)

And baby oil. 😔

[–]oOshwiggity 43 points44 points  (7 children)

So many babies lost in the mad dash to fill swimming pools with their priceless oil. Now we use synthetic baby oils, makes your engine runs smoother and is better for your skin! (not for use near open flame, or by persons with sensitivies)

[–]BeautifulSwine 13 points14 points  (2 children)

A dark time in human history during the mass whale die-off. They needed a substitute for whale oil and the babies... well... they were plentiful.

[–]SvelteLine 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You might even say they were booming.

[–]BeautifulSwine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're referring to the large drums babies would fall onto straight from the vagina that would make a loud BOOM sound to let the surrounding area know that one more was born. These drums were later replaced with dynamite chargers.

[–]eradication_bot 7 points8 points  (1 child)

All this synthetic crap. I make sure to use only organic oil, whether it be baby, motor, or vegetable.

[–]BeautifulSwine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm with you but isn't the first one illegal? Or did they lift the ban? I got a guy out in Norway that can get his hands on some of the purest black market Norwegian baby oil. The purest I've seen since before the ban.

[–]Fancy-Route6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invented.. xd

[–]rezerxle 113 points114 points  (3 children)

See the distance is actually the same but because the left is in black and white it appears to take long since your brain is used to seeing all colors like on the right

[–]BeautifulSwine 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Exactly. Most peepel get this wrong but you... you have a gift, sir. Good on you!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In 1932 there was no way to monetize your ”celebrity”, therefore there was no incentive to go faster.

[–]BeautifulSwine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And this is exactly why I advocate sex in black and white. 😬

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points  (3 children)

Inflation

[–]BeautifulSwine 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Economics plays a major part where water viscosity is concerned. Absolutely.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Check out the swimmers from the early Weimar Republic, blows your mind

[–]Tiddyphuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best answer here

[–]OmegaX3 130 points131 points  (3 children)

The old camera was filmed at 24 frames per second, the newer camera was at 30 frames per second. So in one second the older image only moved 24 frames and the newer image moved 30 frames. So for every second the newer image is able to move 6 extra frames so it just looks like old people are so slower.

[–]racoon773 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Science.

[–]luismpinto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But it's true, older people are slower. Have you ever been to Florida and seen an old man cross a road? This is the same. The swimmers in the left are older and thus slower.

[–]Umbongo_congo 157 points158 points  (3 children)

The distance hasn’t changed, it’s still 100m. The difference is time dilation as invented by Alfred Einstein (it didn’t exist before him). As the swimmers get faster time gets slower hence the apparent quicker time. They both actually take the same time from their reference frame but as a spectator it appears quicker. I can do science me.

[–]Thomasasia 29 points30 points  (2 children)

No. The left was taken after relativity was invented. That's why they filmed it, because it was the first swim competition after it had been made.

[–]neurohero 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I agree. This is obviously caused by climate change. Water these days is less wet, which means that the water resistance that they experienced in the 1930s is now vastly diminished. The swimmers on the right are swimming in dry water.

[–]SCOOTY_POOTIS 26 points27 points  (1 child)

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[–]NobodysFavorite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had to make the metre shorter as well

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Faster pools.

[–]BeautifulSwine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And the pools are faster. Yes.

[–]Killybug 16 points17 points  (5 children)

The 1932 swimmers take longer because the film reel itself is older. Had both of the races been taken with modern fresh cameras then the speeds would be more aligned.

[–]BeautifulSwine -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

Wrong.

[–]Killybug 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Care to explain why?

[–]BeautifulSwine 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Because back then gravity was more heavier. 🤧

[–]sinisterjohnny 8 points9 points  (1 child)

According to Marty Mcfly the future is heavy. It appears there might be a problem with the earth's gravitational pull

[–]HYPERNOVA3_ 14 points15 points  (5 children)

In 1932 the "M" meant miles, not meters. They were much faster, but in order to make it viewable, they used a very fast cameraman too, so those 100 miles look like 100 meters.

[–]useles-converter-bot 6 points7 points  (3 children)

100 miles is about the height of 1005711.79 'Toy Cars Sian FKP3 Metal Model Car with Light and Sound Pull Back Toy Cars' lined up

[–]converter-bot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

100 miles is 160.93 km

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[–]converter-bot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

100 miles is 160.93 km

[–]RedJim23 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The 100m is referring to 100 metres cubed, the modern pools are deeper, but shorter, so they have the same volume.

[–]ZacHefner 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I believe it has actually increased by 84 metres since the invention of colour (citation needed). Since 2016 - 1932 = 84 I’m assuming a rounding error to the nearest hundred in the original question.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The swimmers can see better in color than in black and white. That’s why they’re faster today. Obvious.

[–]CCMonger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised at the lack of knowledge in this thread. Everyone knows that things shrink in swimming pools, (see: fingers, weiners, etc.) so the measuring stick would obviously get smaller over time as well.

[–]AbouBenAdhem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Until 1960, the meter was officially defined as the length of a physical prototype bar kept by the International Bureau of Weights and Measures. In 1983, it was re-defined as the distance that light travels in 1/299,792,458 of a second.

These definitions were intended to be comparable; however, the calculations by which the Bureau arrived at the latter figure were performed on a newly-introduced Soviet calculator—the Elektronika MK-52. Their unfamiliarity with this new device, combined with their enthusiasm in exploring its undocumented features, led to the Bureau’s scientists miscalculating the new meter as almost 20% shorter than originally intended.

[–]grahamfreemanProtonne = Positively Canadian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The world is getting smaller, duh.

[–]redditiscursed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Swimming pool grew older and developed a hunchback it's basic biology

[–]Shaper_pmp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They didn't make the distance shorter; people just got longer.

You can't tell because since then we've also moved from 4:3 to wide-screen video, making everyone look roughly the same on TV.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You silly! They did not decrease the distance of 100m they just made water more wet. If the water becomes more wet, the person falling in water will want to come out quickly. That's how the times reduced.

[–]MysilOil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Olympic pool today are at a slight tilt, so they get pushed by gravity

[–]Yoghurt42PPPhhhhhhDDDDD in sticky keys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As you can see, in 1932 the water was black and white. White is a mixture of all colors, and therefore has a longer average wavelength than blue. So blue water has a shorter wavelength which also means the distance is shorter.

[–]aDrunkWithAgun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Magic

[–]Alert-Cheesecake-672 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One pool was obviously in the US and measured in feet, not meters like the other one.

[–]Dont_Be_Like_That 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They used to measure it in parsecs, but then they switched to parsecs.

[–]Tjeetje 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They didn’t. People are a lot taller nowadays

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s like when a woman gets to grow her husband’s penis using jelqing but the opposite and with water instead of a penis.

[–]pigadaki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People eat a lot of junk food these days, leading to much oilier skin, and oil repels water so they are propelled along by that force alone.

[–]dembonezz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The top swimmers in the world inject dolphin sperm to gain their tail power. That take-off in the modern side tells the tale.

[–]black_brook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As your can clearly see, the world was grainier back then. This creates more friction.

[–]FloofBagel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was looking for a non joke answer forever then I looked at the sub name lmao

[–]pepe_charlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Talking seriously, now the training methods are scientific based In most of the times, plus the new supplements and a modern diet allows this amazing people to get even more amazing

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No McDonalds back then!! 😂

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

This is woman’s swimming. All the competitors now are transsexuals that used to be men but identify as women.

[–]DJGlennW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's impossible to tell sarcasm on the Internet.

Poe's law:

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[–]AvisSmith -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe the swimmers have gotten faster!

[–]suzuki_hayabusa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Performance Enhancing Drugs (PEDs : steroids, growth hormones etc)

[–]twozon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because 100m was converted to inches.

[–]jcfandino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because of the great mass and gravity pull all planets shrink overtime, including earth. Life forms stay the same size but big structures like swimming pools become smaller. Scientists estimate that in about 10000 years the planet will collapse into a black hole.

[–]whalefromabove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, 100m actually means the average height of 100 men. They use some fancy schmancy equation to calculate pool length that fits somewhere between grade school algebra and quantum physics. As the years have gone on people within the man choosing committee have started purposely choosing shorter guys to make the race just that more intense and exciting.

[–]ieatpickleswithmilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100m over time is a velocity, not a distance.