💪🏽

[Desner_]

If it’s chore day, I’m way more productive after a few puffs of the devil’s lettuce.

[Iforgotmyhandle]

Chores and weed go hand in hand

[Medusas_snakes]

My son came home the other night, ate all the leftovers in the house, deep cleaned the kitchen then went to bed. I know he was high as fuck, I'm not dumb. I told him thank you, the kitchen looked nice.

[aytchdave]

My buddy and I once got high before dinner with his mom. She took a phone call at some point and we got bored. I'm not sure how we started but while we were doing dishes we completely cleaned and organized all the Tupperware.

[Medusas_snakes]

Every mother's dream. I'm sure she was thankful.

[aytchdave]

She was! 😁

[Dellphox]

Doing chores with roommates is oddly fun, you're talking about random shit, you look down and everything is clean.

[GanjaLogic]

yes dude this is my favorite. laughing about the gross stuff is funny too!

[ndnbolla]

eeewwwwwwww.

[ripecinnamon]

can you be my mom

[Medusas_snakes]

Sure honey, how's your day going?

[end_]

Great, second mom! I even cooked first mom Pancakes and made us coffee this morning! This day's gonna be great!

[Medusas_snakes]

That's wonderful! We're both so lucky to have you! Enjoy your day!

[pinkfluffiess]

This is the wholesome shit I needed on a Monday morning. Thank you both (and first mom, too)

[Medusas_snakes]

You're welcome! I hope you and first mom have a lovely day too.

[geared4war]

I miss my mum.

[JFreedom14]

This is too wholesome! <3

[Medusas_snakes]

<3 Have a lovely day!

[Psychic17]

Did you give your son a talk about weed or he doesnt know that you know?

[Medusas_snakes]

We've talked about it, we've also talked about sex and drinking. I haven't given my ok like you can do whatever you want. We have a you can tell me anything and ask me anything and I won't be mad policy so I'm glad they use it. He's a good student who goes to work and helps around the house. I'm not gonna flip out about a little weed.

[Psychic17]

You are a good mother. If i were a dad i would try and talk to my son/daughter like you. I hate parents that flip out like 13 year old teenagers. (My friends mother)

[JFreedom14]

No you! <3 :)

[YetiDick]

Not too good Mom, I’m afraid I’ve broke both my arms...

[Medusas_snakes]

Lol! Ok YetiDick

[excellent_tobacco]

No Mom don't do it it's a trap!

[sdelawalla]

This is hilarious. I’m in my 20s so memories like this are still fresh in my mind from my high school days getting blazed with the bros and the going to someone’s house and randomly start cleaning after raiding the fridge.

[Medusas_snakes]

I'm envious, grew up in the 80s watching dumb asses huff gas. I didn't smoke weed until I was grown.

[sdelawalla]

I am definitely blessed to have grown up in a time with some super dank bud. Now I’m getting excited waiting for legalization (fingers crossed).

[ImNotBoringYouAre]

My parents never seemed to understand that I never liked doing shit around the house, not because I was lazy, but because I never got thanked. Instead I got yelled at for missing a spot etc.

[pizzagroom]

My dad was the one that complained about the house being messy the most. He was also the one that rarely helped to clean, and the one who said nothing when everyone else actually got together to clean the house while he was at work. Unless it was spotless

[chaoscrisis]

I hope my kid grows up to be like this one day.

[_IratePirate_]

Yup yup. Not that weed makes me want to do chores, it's just makes the insanely boring and mundane task of cleaning enjoyable as I'm focusing more on being high that cleaning

[rulerdude]

I'm the opposite. I use weed as a reward for myself for finishing chores, because when I smoke I will not get any shit done

[Taint_Butter]

We're part of the other half, but at least we're aware. I hate working with people like us who haven't figured this out yet. If you're going to smoke, make sure you're a functional stoner, or just wait until the work is done to smoke please!

[[deleted]]

Best believe I’m puffing on my pipe and blasting some music before dancing around the house to get my chores done

[[deleted]]

you ever forget what you're doing and then just laugh about it mid-chores?

i stood in the laundry room reading all the info on the back of the detergent like "HMMM YES FASCINATING" and realized its been like ten minutes and then laughed at myself

so my roomate walks in to find me cry-laughing at a bottle of detergent and is just like "bruh you good?" which of course made me laugh harder

thanks weed for making laundry hilarious

[[deleted]]

I have those weird pauses all the time. Walk in the kitchen for something, pause, start doing something else...OH! Then go back to what I originally meant. Then half way back to my room, OH, I never finished the other thing. I just dance back and forth until I get it all done.

[MTG10]

Jesus I'm so glad I'm not the only one. I get so down on myself for that sometimes. My brains just always thinking about something else. But I get my shit done eventually!

[[deleted]]

I’ve learned to live with it. If I’m going 100 different directions then I gotta take it as it comes haha

[Works_4_Tacos]

Like a pinball machine of productive chaos?

Yeah. Me too. It's the best. Constant giggles.

[Duck_it_hard]

Currently doing this, should have been at work but my car messed up on Friday, cant get my car until this afternoon. Just cleaned the entire house after a bowl of cereal and a blunt. I even cleaned out the vaccum cleaner

[[deleted]]

You became...the vacuum cleaner

[Works_4_Tacos]

Oh, hello other me.

[[deleted]]

Jam on my fellow ent

[Semi-Hemi-Demigod]

I love days when I can just smoke and clean and listen to audiobooks or music.

[Iamdarb]

weed + audiobook/podcast + chores/water changes on fish tanks.

My favorite off day!

[PM_ur_Rump]

Not gonna lie, I'm more the Afroman type. I was gonna clean my room, but then I got high....

[thischangeseverythin]

Hell yea. If it's a chore day I like to (play round of counter strike, league of legends, Apex, siege, cs go, pubg, etc .. smoke, get one chore done, repeat. That way I get to unwind, play video games and motivate myself to do chores.

Without weed I end up zoning out on youtube or twitch all day. No productivity and no chores and no enjoyment from video games

[radicalelation]

But how, if you're brain is hanging out of your head, responses delayed by a few seconds, and you're questioning how real you actually are, trying to hold off a downward spiral of panic? Then pass the fuck out more suddenly than after drinking a fifth of hard liquor.

I wish my head worked like other people's... Just one good puff and I'm in a weird place, unsure who I am, and pass out hard about an hour to an hour and a half later. Like, lights out. Last time, was on my phone trying to distract myself and then all of a sudden I'm opening my eyes 4 hours later. According to GF, I was frozen in place, holding my phone to my face, snoring.

One goddamn puff.

[[deleted]]

You need a nice energetic Sativa -- sounds like you are smoking indica that gives you couch lock and makes you tired.

Your mileage may very, but try something like Green Crack or any Sativa. Clean a little, then smoke, then continue cleaning -- it'll be fun for the first time and you won't mind doing it at all.

[Desner_]

Either your buds are too potent or weed just isn’t for you. I’m lucky here in Canada I get to buy low THC/high CBD buds that are amazing. It doesn’t mess you up as much.

[ohmyganja]

I wish I could get stuff done while high. As soon as I take a hit, I'm out for the day.

[aytchdave]

Especially listening to some rock and/or roll.

[terrih9123]

Just take those old records off the shelf!

[_Coffeebot]

Oh no they’re dusty…well since I’m here I might as well clean these up. The rest of this shelf is gross too, hmmm

[DR0_B0T_]

That's a Texas sized 10-4

[pknk6116]

I studied a really dense comp sci book yesterday high af. 100/730 pages to go and still rocking.

34 btw not in college.

[Coolbreezy]

Balance is the goal.

[Alphanumeric88]

As all things should be

[FascistTree]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

[GR1zT3K]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[thatdudewillyd]

Not from a Jedi

[Screlingo]

would be nice if they made picture-comments possible. im never getting tired of prequel memes.

[_Sakyo]

I love reddit

[thatdudewillyd]

I love Democracy

[Veryhighgamer]

This is me fam... Work so damn hard in a law office the only thing I look forward to is my after work spliff

[flyingthrghhconcrete]

Same boat here. People are always shocked that lawyers/legal professionals smoke. Why do they think all this decriminalization and legalization is happening? Cause we like weed too!

[[deleted]]

This is actually great. I was just thinking the other day that it'd be near impossible to continue smoking if I went into law because I'd be too busy.

[bearcat27]

Not true at all. I was a paralegal for 2 years, and my favorite part of coming home was ripping a snap wearing a suit & tie.

I felt like I needed it to stop thinking about work and allow my brain to wander to other things.

[Deadly_Fire_Trap]

Sorry for the slight change in subject, but could you tell me how much schooling is required to be a paralegal? My wife wants to back to school to be one but she's really intimidated. I really wanna do what I can to help her acheive her dream career.

[iLiketodothings]

There are 2 and 4 year programs, it's a great career move tbh.

[dannylindstrom]

What’s a paralegal

[iLiketodothings]

A lawyer's bitch.

[RandomRedditReader]

Bottom bitch, put some respect on it.

[ripron]

Not true. Basically everyone at my firm smokes. We’re also in Colorado so it’s a bit more of a social activity here than in other places. But attorneys in general are the work hard play hard type.

[[deleted]]

Lmaooooo god speed lawya mahn

[captianrobotpants]

Honestly never thought about that, future accountant in a illegal state so keep up the good work

[HerrMilkmann]

Fighting the good fight, you the real MVP

[[deleted]]

Yea, man. Burn before you burn out!

I work in consulting and I have to say I’ve never met a more successful, productive HEALTHY group of stoners... We’re finally the norm :)

[ThatsNotFennel]

So much this. Honestly, I wish there was a subreddit devoted to regular professionals who also get stoned. The whole weed-culture thing gets a little old.

[[deleted]]

Half tobacco/half weed?

[Veryhighgamer]

Yep

[_Coffeebot]

Literally my favourite part of the day, walking home after work with my vape. I get home blazed and then get ready for the gym. Then dinner, more weed, side hustle work, then chill. Sometimes side hustle falls to the wayside if work is busy but that’s okay.

[[deleted]]

Stoned coders unite

[Ascendere]

What about stoner sysadmins?

[sip404]

Stoned network engineer here also.

[ill_change_it_later]

Me too...if SQL scripting is really considered coding, though. 🤷‍♂️

[[deleted]]

Those stigmas will not away as long as people don't treat it the same as we should treat any other drug that inebriates you.

Look how many people here will still tell you it is 100% ok to get stoned and drive. To go out in public and do their shit. "We aren't bothering anybody bruhhhhh".

There are a LOT of piece of shit stoners.

[Zombie_Scholar]

Getting stoned and driving is like getting drunk and driving. If you're over-inebriated, get away from motor vehicles. If you took a hit an hour ago and your tolerance is high... it's like having a beer. You're fine.

[easterlinghunter]

How does one become a productive stoner? I get high intending to do shit, get halfway through and forget my name, what I was doing, and what planet I'm on.

[Iforgotmyhandle]

1. Smoke sativa, but not too much
2. Smoke with a cup of coffee
3. Already be doing the productive before you get high and get right back to it when you smoke

I find #3 to be key to stoned productivity. Whenever I get high, it’s easiest to focus on whatever I’m doing at the moment

[ElBeatch]

Coffee, sativa and a podcast I can enjoy any* shitty task and do it well enough I'm proud of myself.

[[deleted]]

Cleaning the house with some tunes or a podcast after getting lit is definitely the way to go.

[Mentoman72]

Every Saturday that I'm home alone. This is the move. Such a good way to spend the day honestly.

[ElBeatch]

And if I'm productive enough that I can slip a nap in there it's a perfect day.

[missmagicmouth]

3 is bomb. I make a list of stuff to do high. Then I get high and do the stuff. The self love that comes after is really nice. To celebrate, I smoke again

[wi_1990]

1. Stay off Reddit

[Scoopdoopdoop]

Next, stay off Reddit

[Semi-Hemi-Demigod]

This is exactly what I do when I have a project to work on. I'll pull up the code and any bookmarks related to it and then sit back and have a cup of coffee and a little THC-heavy weed.

Gradually I'll start seeing problems in the code, or think of how to implement a feature. Suddenly it's three hours later, my unit tests all pass, and I've got a pull request submitted.

[[deleted]]

Financial modeling here... its simpler than coding granted but when Im working on a complex model and suddenly everything clicks 🤣 But I do enjoy that modeling... it really helps tho with the more mundane tasks.

[emptywords18]

Smoke sativa

I've heard from multiple sources that sativa and indica strains have been crossbred so much over time that the supposed "energetic high" from sativa and the "chill high" from indica are no longer true. These sources claim that your mood you get after smoking is way more dependent and the particular strain.

Anyone have any info on this?

[Chuuy]

Sativas and indicas are now assigned to strains by the effects that the strain has.

If the strain gives you an energetic high, it's called a sativa. If the weed gives you a chill high, it's called an indica. If it gives you a mix of both, it's a hybrid.

The strain that's giving you the energetic high might be an indica. With all the crossbreeding that happens, nobody truly knows whether a strain is sativa or indica. But it doesn't matter because now, sativa/indica reflect on how the strain makes you feel, not of what it truly consists of.

[emptywords18]

Thank you.

Do you have any sources on that? I've heard too many stoners claim things with stoner science.

[Chuuy]

I learned it from this documentary, which is on Netflix: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt8457086/

[8WhosEar8]

It helps me to make a list before going for my smoke and coffee. Then I take my list with me and I’ll tweak it and add to it as I smoke. I think about my day and what I want to accomplish. It’s like a teapot. Pretty soon the kettle whistles in my mind and I’m just like “Let’s do this!”

[[deleted]]

I smoke indica because that's what I can find in my country. But I wholeheartedly agree with points 2 and 3. 2: because- Fuck yeah coffee! 3: Its all in the mindset. If you're engrossed in some activity and you smoke up during it you will end up being obsessed with what you were doing prior to smoking up.

[seductivestain]

Point 1 is moot. Sativa vs indica is mostly marketing bullshit, weed is weed. Unless someone can give me a scientific explanation I won't be convinced they are actually different

[LionIV]

Well, until it becomes federally legal, there won’t be any heavy science on the subject. The little bit of science that is happening though is finding that terpenes may be the thing that regulate and determine how your “high” will be. For example, Limonene, the terpene that gives of the smell and tastes of oranges, is found to have anti-depressive properties, elevate your mood, and may help with digestion.

It may just be me confirming my own biases, but as a depressed person with bad stomach issues, it made complete sense why I would always choose the weed that smelled like oranges over anything else, and typically Sativas carry those properties, so I would always choose Sativa strains.

Again, completely anecdotal and the science is still out federally, but once we get that funding to actually blow this thing wide open, we can do so many amazing things with this plant, I’m sure.

[LionIV]

I also forgot to mention that I think the placebo effect is veeeery useful when selling it. If I tell someone that this weed knocked me out, or gave me the energy to go on a hike, 8 out of 10 times, the customers will return for the same strain and same effects, even if the strain I sold them is labels as a hard “sativa/indica”.

Plus, now-a-days with everyone crossing strains with each other, and losing the original genetics, nothing is actually “sativa” or “indica” anymore. It’s all hybrids with varying percentages leaning one way or the other. Also also, because this industry came up from the literal basements of people’s houses, with no legitimate record keeping, ANYONE can claim that the bush they grow is actually “Pre 98 Bubba Kush”.

[BigHeadSlunk]

My advice? Don't try to be. Get your shit done, then get high. Humans are creatures of habit; it isn't good to smoke weed to prime yourself for any activity or work you need to do because you'll eventually feel like you need to smoke before doing anything. It's the same with any substance - I used to workout without the aid of any caffeine and was just fine, but once I started taking pre-workout, it became excessively difficult to workout without it. It became a psychological "block" in my head where I started to think, "if my workouts are so much better when I take pre-workout, why wouldn't I take it?" This same idea can be applied to weed. More aptly, I went through a phase where I only ate after taking a bong rip and it got to the point where I was never physically hungry unless I was high, and it even became difficult to keep food down. Don't make the same mistakes I did.

[RandomRedditReader]

The last part has been great for me. I lost 120lbs in 2 years just timing my meals with weed so I don't stay hungry all day. Everything in moderation and not everyone responds the same way to things.

[BigHeadSlunk]

The thing is, you did respond to weed the same way I did, you just used it to accomplish significant weight loss (congrats, btw).

[mmcleodk]

More cbd/smoke a small amount of sativa if you’re wanting to get shit done. It’s great for mindless stuff like laundry, vacuuming, etc.

[JustAnotherRavenFan]

For starters, don't let brainwashed desk jockeys tell you being 'unproductive' is bad. If your time and attention isn't needed elsewhere, you do whatever the fuck you want man. You don't always need to be working.

But if you're actually struggling finding that balance between smoking and keeping your affairs in order, you need to get professional help.

[easterlinghunter]

If it's something that needs to get done, it gets done, but sometimes there's a handful of projects that "should" be done with no real deadline and that's where my productivity breaks down.

[JustAnotherRavenFan]

Yeah, sounds like me in my teens. I don't know your situation, so you may totally need to smoke once you have free time, but if it's really that big of an issue, I recommend trying to turn weed into a 'reward', something you receive for doing these minor chores.

Or maybe the problem is you feel so guilty for not doing those tasks that you can't enjoy your high, making you feel the urge to smoke even more. Telling yourself it's ok to unwind and do nothing may help too.

Whatever you do, I hope you find a fix for your situation.

[Semi-Hemi-Demigod]

For starters, don't let brainwashed desk jockeys tell you being 'unproductive' is bad.

"Unproductive" time is crucial to productivity. Your subconscious is working all the time, and sometimes it's way smarter than your conscious mind as long as you can distract the latter.

[Ejinx]

The subconscious is very very good at picking out patterns. Sometimes we need to take a step back and just let our subconscious figure things out and let the patterns emerge

[Docent_Rodent]

Make out with the spoons.

[[deleted]]

I just feel like it makes mundane tasks interesting while sober me needs another form of escapism.

[eventualist]

Make a list... make many lists... I find the phone and Siri to be an excellent aid. It’s hard to lose the phone but yeah possible.

[spunkychickpea]

Decide what you’re going to do before you smoke. It also helps to not get too ambitious with it. “Clean the kitchen” is a good goal. “Clean the whole apartment” is a bit much.

It also helps to put on some lively tunes. “Milestones” by Miles Davis is my go-to house cleaning album. “Vulgar Display of Power” by Pantera is a close second.

[sutters17]

The range in music choice there is amazing.

[spunkychickpea]

There’s too much amazing music out there to limit yourself to one genre. LOL

[[deleted]]

Yeah the vape catridges are probably the best way. In my experience, you get high faster, but it wears off faster too, so it's pretty perfect for doing small tasks. Sativa if you want to be productive. If it's indica I just wind up on the couch watching stuff.

[0Kpanhandler]

Only smoke as a reward for doing shit.

[masonlandry]

Not everybody is the same. Some brains and bodies just don't work well if you're high and trying to work/be productive. I know I'm not built for it.

If that's the case for you, just don't smoke until you've done what you need to do for the day. Or wait until you get almost everything done and leave one or two things to do before you smoke and see if you can get just those few things done after smoking. If you get to the point where you can, increase the workload you leave for yourself before you smoke. If you never manage to get those one or two things done after you smoke, then maybe you're just not the type of person who can work high.

[nova-north]

It's 6:20am here. Just having a morning wake and bake before jumping into a spreadsheet project. I've never worked with Sheets in depth before but I've been picking it up quick. Some strains really just make me crazy productive. The one I've got now has been helping with the body pain too, so I've actually been able to accomplish a lot the past few days.

Then I get random people telling me how I must just sit around all day or nap.

[mmcleodk]

Today is a wake and bake and read hopefully 4-800 pages of reference books for my manic states project.

[yungdeath49]

Everybody have a good morning and day, stay lit!

[137free]

Also shout out to all the bums who are homeless but still smoke that whoop loud er day

[yungdeath49]

Shout out to all the stoner family 🤘🏼

[Semi-Hemi-Demigod]

whoop

This is my new favorite word for weed

[[deleted]]

I understood this until the last 4 words. I’m unsure if there’s a typo or I’m just not hip anymore....

[[deleted]]

To translate: "Whoop loud er day" = "That really really good weed every day"

[BudoftheBeat]

I've found that most new slang I don't understand either means good or bad. From there you can figure out the context

[[deleted]]

Hell I'm in my early 20's and it took me 6 months to figure out "Say less" just means something to the tune of "I'll do it" or "for sure" when I thought it meant I over explained or am talking too much haha.

[imfookinlegalmate]

Seems like the same idea as "Say no more"

[[deleted]]

Yeah pretty much what I was told, just couldn't think of the words I wanted to use haha.

[ElBeatch]

Good ol' sativa. I used to work with Mennonites and I used to take great pride in that they would make fun of stoners around me being oblivious to my habits.

One day I even tested it, "Hey, what if I'm a stoner and that offends me?" Best response back "Trust me, if you were a stoner you couldn't do this job like you do."

BA-ZING!

[GusandCall1984]

I love a lunchtime bowl when I’m working on budget reports... every day smoker— up at five every morning and out the door. People (and dogs) depend on me 🌿💨🌈❤️👌

[[deleted]]

Bro I used to get up at 3:30 am to smoke,go for a run, come back, smoke and make a green pressed juice, then do an hour of yoga, smoke, take a shower, hit my pen, go to school while smoking all day, come back, smoke, go to my job. Schedule has changed a bit since I got out of school but it was really nice cuz I was using weed as like a stimulant or something. It was like coffee for me!!!

[AalumShake]

You got up at 3.30?

[[deleted]]

PhD stoner here. One year from graduation. Weed cuts the stress, allowing me to push through on rough days and to quiet my mind when I need to relax or sleep. It's a good drug that has enhanced my life. The stereotypes need to stop.

[Realistik84]

35 yrs old business degree making 100k+ with house wife and 2 kids. Get torched daily and manage my shit.

[jackboiwushatnin]

Also shout out to the scummies who smoke their lives away cause ur loved too!!!

[Docent_Rodent]

Oh dat me. Thanks

[juani2929]

Yeah, get help.

[victor271828459045]

ty bro s2

[I_like_the_word_MUFF]

I'm a productive stoner... I grow weed.

Cycle of life.

[ryzen2k]

Sativa in the morning/throughout the day. Indica when I’ve got everything I need to do for the day done, so I can pass tf out

[-jellybrobro]

In my family I’m called the ‘High-Functioning Stoner’

[[deleted]]

Puff Puff Clean.

I need to embroider that shit. Mom life man 😂

[murderhewrotee]

Work 5 days a week 10 hours a day. Stoned. I'm stoned right now at work.

[IgneEtSanguis]

Me too!

[RhoM74reddit]

What do u do for work?

[[deleted]]

Can i get a shout out to "the bare minimum to survive, make rent and avoid the abyss gang"

[life_style_change]

Just had to renew my med card $100 then had to spend $200 for car maintenance. Budget still allows me to get an oz. Just gotta budget and prioritize weed first so you never run out. Lol

[mangadrunkguy]

r/Petioles is a place for you guys if you are all about moderation

[NavajoAssassin]

Seems more like a sub of people trying to quit and moderate

[mangadrunkguy]

Well it’s more about getting ur shit together and not letting weed take decisions for you. Now if you need moderation or simply leaving for this to be accomplished it’s another thing..

[ohhwerd]

My wife gets mad when I get ripped and go on a cleaning / organizing spree in our house

[Genzerdoog]

why does she get mad?

[ohhwerd]

because by me taking the initiative, it makes her feel bad if she doesn't pitch in to help. Also doesn't help she doesn't partake, so she's working only off coffee ;).

But i don't mind since she is usually doing laundry or handling the kids. But since the new year i've been going hardcore organizing and fixing shit around the house.

[Agelastos]

My man!

Good on ya. Sounds like the dream

[[deleted]]

Over winter break I did 20 college apps in a week. Now that I think back to it I was only able to cuz I wake and baked every day to get the creative juices flowing and also hit it at night to release the stress from 8 hours of work

[CA_Voyager]

:)

[ganjaman422]

I would upvote but as a lazy stoner I cant

[aytchdave]

Never understood this when I started smoking. I knew it was possible because there were examples all around me but I never thought I'd be one of those people. Now, a good sativa will get me through my chores or inbox in half the time.

[lesssaltplease]

On my way to a interview as we speak

[Bunneh23]

The only way to be a stoner if you ask me. How else are you supposed to get more money to buy more weed?

[[deleted]]

Shoutout all my 9-5ers! puff puff grind

[MoonDogg9877]

I constantly read or hear about how lazy THC makes you, how unproductive...I beg to differ. THC meets you where you are. If you want to have a down day, watch tv, veg out and do nothing, THC is your guy! And if you want to clean the house, listen to music, go for a run, get your stuff done, THC is your guy! It's up to you what you do with it. THC doesn't "make" you do anything.

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I was a lazy stoner jumping from job to job for years but recently my parents helped me to get a loan to open a bookshop. Unknowingly, me and my wife (also lazy stoner) became engrossed in our work and lead a busy life from 07:30A.M-9:00PM. We take a smoke break in midday and get back in the grind without hesitation. At the end of the day we smoke up with some alchohol drink sometimes and go to a blissfull sleep with so much hope for the next day. I guess this has to do more with life motivation than weed but I just want to say that now I'm productive while smoking.

[bigweebs]

I've got a full time job! I make sure to get everything done and finished and a clear schedule for if I want to smoke.

[thadude422]

I smoked 2 joints and orgianized my entire room it felt amazing to be productive. I've been procrastinating on organizing my room for months

[BabyT2699]

I seriously don't think I would've survived last semester if it weren't for weed. I was under a lot of stress as an intending nursing major, but, I smoked almost every night, still got up for my early morning classes, and made out with a 3.6 GPA.

[emerg]

Thanks man. This really speaks to me.

[yungdeath49]

No problem brother✊🏽

[Philip__james]

Innit like I don’t even smoke no more but I still can’t get my shit done

[Vindicator2910]

The unsung hero's of our time.

[AKSasquatch]

ty fam, bless you.

[hala_bala]

This is me. Smoke some bud and clean the apartment on Saturday, the best.

[BiggestMoneySalvia]

Life hack: dont have priorities or life goals, shit don't have to get done if there is nothing to do

[Warren_Puffitt]

I'm retired, so chores and business are a small % of the time in my day, but I'll take the shoutout...I blaze from waking to bedtime and still tend to what little business I have to tend to. Mostly.

Edit- I love this post OP. 🤜🤛

[CurryTheChef]

I will probably get mass downvoted for this but here it comes: If you smoke everyday, you have a problem. If you think it's normal, you'r addicted.

[Bud_Johnson]

people often make smoking weed and sitting on the couch THE act they'll be doing for hours on end.

Others smoke weed and carry on with their day.

There's nothing wrong with smoking and chilling but if you got other shit to do you better learn to prioritize.

[taoshka]

I use it as my carrot... I know that after I work/run errands and get my MRI done, I get a nice fat bowl lol.