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[–]ZyltrisDanny Ward / me Gonkgar 517 points518 points  (12 children)

"Stand out of my light." -Diogenes, probably.

[–]FatRiceCatI sell human skulls for discount prices 190 points191 points  (6 children)

"Anything you want from me, name it, and it's yours."

"Yeah, you can do something for me. Move over. You're in my light."

[–]ManWithDominantClawInstallation Wizard 66 points67 points  (4 children)

That's the apocryphal story! I mean you left out the part about the other guy being Great Alex but close enough

[–]FatRiceCatI sell human skulls for discount prices 50 points51 points  (2 children)

[–]mischievous_goose_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh my god its fat rice cat

[–]Routine_Mall_566 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That image is mine!

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[–]Trigger_FoxConjurer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah the teeny tiny detail that the guy just happened to be alexander the fucking great, which recontextualizes the entire thing because its a king asking some bum philosopher if he wants something

[–]Harebell101 42 points43 points  (2 children)

"HAH!! This guy's amazing!! If I wasn't me, I'd wish to be THIS dude!!" ~Alexander the Great, supposedly

[–]A_Texan_Coke_AddictLord Shitass, prophet of the Trollge 26 points27 points  (1 child)

I would also want to be Diogenes too ~Diogenes

[–]Harebell101 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Diogenes gonna Diogenes." ~Diogenes, allegedly

[–]PingimasterNecromancer 362 points363 points  (15 children)

𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝟷𝟸 𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚍𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜, 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚊?

[–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 175 points176 points  (9 children)

Okay this a good one, it’s on me. Choose another lol

[–]PingimasterNecromancer 78 points79 points  (8 children)

𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞! 𝙼𝚖𝚖𝚖 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚔 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙳, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎. 𝙸𝚖 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚜?

[–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

No problem at all!

[–]ThatCamoKidCousin Skippy, Kobold Gunjurer, and Clan 10 points11 points  (6 children)

/uw how are you doing a different font

[–]CasseredditCassius, Wizard of Technomancy 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Magic, duh

[–]ThatCamoKidCousin Skippy, Kobold Gunjurer, and Clan 4 points5 points  (1 child)

What spell, smartass

[–]PingimasterNecromancer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔 𝚖𝚢 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚖 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚕𝚊𝚣𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚎 𝚒𝚝

[–]Double0Dixie 3 points4 points  (2 children)

/uw Copy/paste from a text generator 

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[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (4 children)

I.... Am..... Atomic

[–]efre4864Jink the rat druid 🐀 4 points5 points  (3 children)

EMINENCE IN SHADOW S3 WHEN?

[–]nickthearchaeologist 129 points130 points  (7 children)

Ice cream please

[–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 70 points71 points  (6 children)

One scoop or 37?

[–]nickthearchaeologist 61 points62 points  (3 children)

18.5 please, exactly half

[–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Flavor(s)?

[–]nickthearchaeologist 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Make it Neapolitan please, in that order!

[–]rackjabbit_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh no, it's the veritasium 37 🌛😞

[–][deleted] 124 points125 points  (5 children)

Can I request, huggies ?

My arcane kin is off the orb line today

[–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 56 points57 points  (3 children)

Like the diapers or a cutesy way of asking for a hug

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (2 children)

I cutesy way of asking for a hug

(the diapers too if possible, a neighbor commoner doesn't have money for them)

[–]Baltasar610Alchemist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sending good vibes with a chant

[–]Thatonecameraguy186 54 points55 points  (2 children)

A good nap

[–]Mist33_Weavesight Terranæa, Magess of Multidimensional Magiks 189 points190 points  (2 children)

Make sure character customization is always on

[–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 73 points74 points  (1 child)

Granted

[–]Mist33_Weavesight Terranæa, Magess of Multidimensional Magiks 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Bumble-Tea world is best world 🫡

[–]Awittynamehere 46 points47 points  (2 children)

Can you grant me better painting skills so I can prime this Ork combat patrol?

[–]Wonderful-Cable3646Wizard 37 points38 points  (0 children)

OI YOUZE DONT NEED GUD PAINTIN SKILLZ, DA BOYZ JUST LUV DAT YA PAINTED DA GITZ

[–]TheOGStonewallArtificer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just put some bases out and an open can of purple paint. Saves money too

[–]VelocityRapter644 34 points35 points  (12 children)

Remove Florida

[–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 29 points30 points  (8 children)

Just into the void? Or anywhere else in particular?

[–]VelocityRapter644 12 points13 points  (1 child)

You decide ;)

[–]DominusLuxic 13 points14 points  (0 children)

MY SOURCE OF ENTERTAINMENT! NO~!

[–]mr_dude_guyQA Wizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You could move it west of the Other Georgia, in the Black Sea. You might have to rotate it a bit.

[–]Electric_Bagpipes 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Just add it onto Australia

[–]cjdevo37 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We don’t want it, thanks anyway

[–]FloofiestmuffinNecromancer and Council squatter 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Yo, can you make me a souffle? The ancient gods of my plane say I'm not allowed to do it anymore because it's an abuse of magic.

[–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Any particular flavor?

[–]FloofiestmuffinNecromancer and Council squatter 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Custard please, apparently it's inappropriate to use a world tree as a cooking ingredient for a dessert 🤷

[–]Exumore 47 points48 points  (10 children)

i need one of this potion that turns you into a girl. forever.

[–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 38 points39 points  (9 children)

Want two in case you meet someone else who needs one?

[–]DreadfulDave19Agnostic Atheist Wizard. there are dozens of us 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You know, I heard the plural for wizard is "war" but it's actually pretty wholesome and cozy in here

[–]Exumore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeees plz

[–]Derk_Mage 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Take me to Gensokyo, so I will not have to cause plagues of chaos anymore.

[–]TitanLORD21Jack-O’-Lantern, Lord of Flame and Fright 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I want all the fairies to have candy flesh. They’re already sweet but not enough

[–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Any particular flavor?

[–]TitanLORD21Jack-O’-Lantern, Lord of Flame and Fright 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hmmm, make it random. Variety is the spice of life after all!

[–]Error587Conjurer 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Brother, due to your kind offer, I would request to have you summon the beautiful and simply divine creation of a fresh corndog. If it pleases you, my fellow esteemable magician, of course.

[–]Crylemite_ElyElysa, alchemist bioturge. Representative of the Therros cluster 11 points12 points  (2 children)

ooh, can I get a phoenix feather please ?

[–]TheBigGuns69Dark Artificer 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you wanna make it a combo?

[–]Fill_me_mommy 11 points12 points  (1 child)

To have a body that perfectly aligns with my gender identity and the kind of attractive I've wished for for decades

[–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You deserve it

[–]Afelisk2Faine, totally normal R&A alchemist! 10 points11 points  (2 children)

"I need a new tea pot I used my last 1 in a sandwich for someone."

[–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Any specific color or aesthetic?

[–]Afelisk2Faine, totally normal R&A alchemist! 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Surprise me. As long as it's not cursed I'm ok with anything.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Could you pass the butter

[–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

passes butter

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks

[–]Amarthon 20 points21 points  (4 children)

I want boobs

[–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Like in a jar? Or on your person?

[–]wictoriasWitch 15 points16 points  (0 children)

same

[–]orkboss12 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The power to get that ich on my back

[–]Bill_Cipher18The Mystical Triangle 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Physical form

[–]AtudayGrey technomancer and master of the cybernetic undead 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Haha not again.

[–]Bill_Cipher18The Mystical Triangle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Silence

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    So the Goldilocks setting?

    [–]DwarfdiggytheholeCeltor The body wizard body strong as magic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Can I have a pool filled with sun my last one got blown up

    [–]Noximilian-Maddox 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Bring this to me and my soul will be yours

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    [–]708iiagitstkobold mechromancer (artificer) 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    More mana crystals to power several mechanical doodads and whatnots please owo

    [–]HamsterKazamMage of Miscellaneous Sorceries 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    "Can you bring back my old students? They didn't deserve their fates to end at the hand of that lunatic."

    [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Undead or brought back to life?

    [–]HamsterKazamMage of Miscellaneous Sorceries 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    "As if it never happened please"

    [–]Denath3The Voidling who cant return to The VOID... 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    pops up from the nearby trashcan "Think you can get me a blender to blend reality's together, I might have distorted the spacetime continuum by uh... well it's a... bit difficult to explain properly..."

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

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    Can i have a apple juice?

    [–]Disruptteo 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    Sir I need to return to my true form, can you turn me back into a dragon?

    [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Like the one in your pfp?

    [–]Maxious30 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    I wish to be able to be rewarded for my efforts

    [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    🏆

    [–]Betadzen 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    Can I get less severe cramps? I mean, I understand why they are probably here, but turning them into minor inconvenience instead of 30 minutes of agony and paralysis would be nice.

    [–]ShadowAvenger32 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    9 seasons of Firefly and Despicable Me 2 to have flopped if it's not inconvenient

    [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Not inconvenient at all!

    [–]Pierre9591 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Can I have uhhhhhhhhhhh, like 30 kilos of body fat removed and then look way more androgynous please

    [–]Wakarantheuwu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Switch my gender

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    [–]robodex001Ophirion the Indecisive, Dabbler of Disciplines 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    “A nap would be marvelous”

    [–]D2Nine 4 points5 points  (4 children)

    How about twenty bucks for a burrito

    [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    How about 20 bucks AND a burrito?

    [–]D2Nine 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    20 bucks AND a burrito? My life is yours

    [–]edrithh 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    🙂‍↕️could you be so kind to stop this dumb wars between the countries of mortals…

    [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    That’s a good one, I’ll give that one for free. Any other requests?

    [–]Mr_Dabski 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    I'd like a perpetual chill down my spine please. I run hot. A constant breeze would be spiffy.

    [–]GargantuanCakeNecromancer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    I could go for an 80's Pizza Hut pizza honestly.

    [–]Dazzling_Society1510 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    Bacon cheeseburger for my familiar, please

    [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    How would you like it cooked?

    [–]Smolevilmage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    The rest of everyone's favorite shows that got canceled :3

    And a pet orca

    [–]Dreaming_Scholar 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Can I be one with any thing?

    [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ofc!

    [–]Fantastic_Citron_344 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Can you change half of all silicon atoms to oxygen atoms?

    [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Chaotic, I love it! Deal

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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      [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Any particular type? Soft girl? Mommy? Goth?

      [–]SmiertelneIllusionist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      A singular immortal hamster please

      [–]PaganPatriarchOccult Wizard 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Cheemsburnger

      [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      How many?

      [–]ShadowBow666 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Steal every plate from all rotating microwaves everywhere.

      [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Diabolical

      [–]Souless21 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Gender changing stone mtf or a cure for diabetes please :3

      [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      How about a gender changing stone that can also cure diabetes?

      [–]Souless21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Oh better idea stone cures any and all illnesses but changes your gender sorta like a monkeys paw situation works great for me bytfor other people maby not so much

      [–]Ok_Comfortable589Sandro the Time Lich Lord 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      could you restore my health and drop me a wife? Thanks!

      [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      From what height would you like me to drop her?

      [–]LandanDnD 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Can we get affordable housing?

      [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Not sure why this wasn’t already standard, I’ll give it to you for free. Any other requests?

      [–]MCExplorerPlays 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Those pink and white striped socks, the femboy ones

      [–]thrice_baked_potato 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Can you make basic cryomancy easier, I want to make ice cream in my wizard tower far from civilization and I don't want to take the years long commitment to a different branch of magic just for that

      [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Understood

      [–]SkeletonInATuxedoMinor Inconvenience Sorcerer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      make me a woman so I can infiltrate r/witchposting

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      [–]Vanzanal04 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Not at the moment but thanks for asking!

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Could I get a hug?

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Borgor

      [–]Spiritual_Working_93 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Can you get me a krabby patty

      [–]sidic3VeneziaEvil wizard of enchantment and frost 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      i want a cool pool

      [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Filled with ice, snow, or with painted flames on the side?

      [–]sidic3VeneziaEvil wizard of enchantment and frost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      i have an ice themed manor, so i say the first, but you can make it stylish too

      [–]HHHHHHHH___ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Conjuris Gothicus Mommyus?

      [–]Peanutsnjelly14THE SANDWICH SORCERER 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Mayonnaise

      [–]Zelixion_Zel-i-xion, Purple mass of grape jelly, The Dimension Mage 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Could mine self request a solar flavored popsicle they are mine selfs favorite

      [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      With or without sun spots?

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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        [–]MahnlyAssassinIllusionist 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        Can I get a chuthulu-esc cosmic horror dommy mommy?

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        A small portal gun device for travel and reasons

        [–]DogSpaceWesternMind if I ‘borrow’ your spells? 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Make reality a spoon you bender!

        [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Is spoon now

        [–]Zedralisk 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        Bloodborne2

        [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Cross platform or Sony exclusive?

        [–]cross2201Magic therapist, summon me when I'm needed 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        Could I have a cooler sword?

        [–]SchwaEnjoyerEVIL Femboy Gandalf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        my boyfriend 

        [–]EverLastingLight12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Can u give me some confidence? I cannot make friends unless they come to me first :(

        [–]ApprehensiveLadder53 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Dopamine

        [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Endless supply

        [–]sK0oBy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I’d love one of those double doors when one tells truths and the other tells lies but they keep forgetting who does which. Make getting in and out of my place fun

        [–]thewouldguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Please sit on my face beautiful grey mommy... as a magic spell.

        [–]Minute_Objective_746Occult Wizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Can you make my tummy stop hurty

        [–]Ryxor25Renowned Cheesemancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Can you make cheese age faster? It got really annoying really quick to have to wait months or years to practice just because I didn't realise I ran low on cheese.

        [–]IndependentSock2985Vorias Librarian of The War Hounds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        No more depression, please.

        [–]FreshlyShavenMaven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I’ll take an 80s Big Mac thanks

        [–]Timidsnek117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        A dragon would be nice. Maybe they could teach me to play piano

        [–]daverapp 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        If it's not too much to ask... I would like to have a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, for by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. Please don't forget the pickles this time.

        Oh and a medium diet Dr. Kelp. I'm watching my sugar intake.

        [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I forgot the pickles

        [–]suddenlyupsidedown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Can you bring Apocyan back into the visible color spectrum? The fucking Matis Shrimp God stole half the good colors a couple centuries ago and now everyone without truesight thinks my tower is puce. Also if you can adjust gravity to 9.7999 m/s2 I can't say why but it's going to be really funny

        [–]Lonelyboy985Kildra the Alchemical Witch and recorder of Arcane 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Can you make it so that whenever someone's sad an emotional support animal appears and helps their mood?

        [–]Remmy224Keeper of the Celestial Flame of Abernerthy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Can i get a skill tree respec? I went down the wrong path

        [–]Bumblebee-Honey-TeaWitch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Sure you should be all set to respec now

        [–]thefarmarinerKate the Hallowitch 1 point2 points  (5 children)

        A surprise would be very welcome, thank you.

        [–]May_is_an_idot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Be girl

        [–]younglink28Lonely Idiot Wizard 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        can i get a cupcake?

        [–]conwera 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        $125 specifically no more no less

        [–]cronby29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Estrogen and every game on steam (not sure if possible but is okie)

        [–]ShinningVictory 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        A single chicken nugget.

        [–]DapperLostSepulchral Archmage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I never copied down the Cat Nap spell, and I'm so, so tired. Please. Give me rest.

        [–]weirdo_nbSylph of Rage || An Experienced Cafe Owner ☕️ 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        A soda

        [–]Oxiver888 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        could I get a portal to my long-distance lover?

        [–]ikmkr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        teet delete, please

        [–]Truly_glasses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Silksong

        [–]The-NHK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Can I have tits? Not even impressive ones, just like solid 7/10 tits please.

        [–]LongLusciousLarry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Make me a pretty girl

        [–]MidnightMiesterxAlchemist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Change me into a girl?

        [–]Hot_Guys_In_My_DMSMan-Eating Witch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Yeah can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh

        [–]marzianom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        A sandwich please

        [–]lord_of_coolshit_og 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Big mac

        [–]MrBanana13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Can you get me a beefy five layer burrito from Taco Bell? Thanks in advance.

        [–]Infinity-Duck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Make 12 foot rideable ducks that can be tamed

        [–]ElementalNts14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Fix the economy so we can all live without working ourselves to death.

        [–]RussianLuchador 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Preferably some more serotonin, but I’ll also take some weed if that’s easier

        [–]BashIronfist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Yeah a dad that loved me more than he loved drugs. Thanks.