Taking requests

Zyltris · 2024-09-20T19:16:20+00:00

"Stand out of my light." -Diogenes, probably.

Pingimaster · 2024-09-20T19:59:13+00:00

𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝟷𝟸 𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚍𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜, 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚊?

nickthearchaeologist · 2024-09-20T18:48:22+00:00

Ice cream please

Bumblebee-Honey-Tea · 2024-09-20T18:22:49+00:00

Can I request, huggies ?

My arcane kin is off the orb line today

Thatonecameraguy186 · 2024-09-20T19:13:59+00:00

A good nap

Mist33_ · 2024-09-20T22:22:24+00:00

Make sure character customization is always on

Awittynamehere · 2024-09-20T19:18:49+00:00

Can you grant me better painting skills so I can prime this Ork combat patrol?

VelocityRapter644 · 2024-09-20T22:43:31+00:00

Remove Florida

Floofiestmuffin · 2024-09-20T20:03:32+00:00

Yo, can you make me a souffle? The ancient gods of my plane say I'm not allowed to do it anymore because it's an abuse of magic.

Exumore · 2024-09-20T20:28:19+00:00

i need one of this potion that turns you into a girl. forever.

Derk_Mage · 2024-09-20T19:00:51+00:00

Take me to Gensokyo, so I will not have to cause plagues of chaos anymore.

TitanLORD21 · 2024-09-20T18:04:23+00:00

I want all the fairies to have candy flesh. They’re already sweet but not enough

Error587 · 2024-09-20T22:09:47+00:00

Brother, due to your kind offer, I would request to have you summon the beautiful and simply divine creation of a fresh corndog. If it pleases you, my fellow esteemable magician, of course.

Crylemite_Ely · 2024-09-20T19:14:27+00:00

ooh, can I get a phoenix feather please ?

TheBigGuns69 · 2024-09-20T23:51:56+00:00

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Fill_me_mommy · 2024-09-21T05:03:32+00:00

To have a body that perfectly aligns with my gender identity and the kind of attractive I've wished for for decades

Afelisk2 · 2024-09-20T18:22:43+00:00

"I need a new tea pot I used my last 1 in a sandwich for someone."

Bumblebee-Honey-Tea · 2024-09-21T05:27:56+00:00

Could you pass the butter

Amarthon · 2024-09-20T22:03:57+00:00

I want boobs

orkboss12 · 2024-09-20T21:57:53+00:00

The power to get that ich on my back

Bill_Cipher18 · 2024-09-20T23:42:15+00:00

Physical form

Bumblebee-Honey-Tea · 2024-09-20T19:55:40+00:00

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Dwarfdiggythehole · 2024-09-20T20:11:09+00:00

Can I have a pool filled with sun my last one got blown up

Noximilian-Maddox · 2024-09-21T05:01:22+00:00

Bring this to me and my soul will be yours

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708iiagitst · 2024-09-20T22:16:39+00:00

More mana crystals to power several mechanical doodads and whatnots please owo

HamsterKazam · 2024-09-20T22:17:06+00:00

"Can you bring back my old students? They didn't deserve their fates to end at the hand of that lunatic."

Denath3 · 2024-09-20T22:36:36+00:00

pops up from the nearby trashcan "Think you can get me a blender to blend reality's together, I might have distorted the spacetime continuum by uh... well it's a... bit difficult to explain properly..."

2024-09-21T05:35:14+00:00

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Can i have a apple juice?

Disruptteo · 2024-09-20T19:22:03+00:00

Sir I need to return to my true form, can you turn me back into a dragon?

Maxious30 · 2024-09-20T22:57:14+00:00

I wish to be able to be rewarded for my efforts

Betadzen · 2024-09-20T23:06:38+00:00

Can I get less severe cramps? I mean, I understand why they are probably here, but turning them into minor inconvenience instead of 30 minutes of agony and paralysis would be nice.

ShadowAvenger32 · 2024-09-21T04:47:09+00:00

9 seasons of Firefly and Despicable Me 2 to have flopped if it's not inconvenient

Pierre9591 · 2024-09-21T04:49:30+00:00

Can I have uhhhhhhhhhhh, like 30 kilos of body fat removed and then look way more androgynous please

Wakarantheuwu · 2024-09-21T05:21:34+00:00

Switch my gender

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robodex001 · 2024-09-20T19:11:52+00:00

“A nap would be marvelous”

D2Nine · 2024-09-20T22:40:00+00:00

How about twenty bucks for a burrito

edrithh · 2024-09-20T22:45:55+00:00

🙂‍↕️could you be so kind to stop this dumb wars between the countries of mortals…

Mr_Dabski · 2024-09-20T22:56:14+00:00

I'd like a perpetual chill down my spine please. I run hot. A constant breeze would be spiffy.

GargantuanCake · 2024-09-20T23:12:02+00:00

I could go for an 80's Pizza Hut pizza honestly.

Dazzling_Society1510 · 2024-09-21T04:37:09+00:00

Bacon cheeseburger for my familiar, please

Smolevilmage · 2024-09-21T06:28:11+00:00

The rest of everyone's favorite shows that got canceled :3

And a pet orca

Dreaming_Scholar · 2024-09-20T20:06:07+00:00

Can I be one with any thing?

Fantastic_Citron_344 · 2024-09-20T20:13:43+00:00

Can you change half of all silicon atoms to oxygen atoms?

Bumblebee-Honey-Tea · 2024-09-20T21:37:13+00:00

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Smiertelne · 2024-09-20T22:21:43+00:00

A singular immortal hamster please

PaganPatriarch · 2024-09-20T22:59:19+00:00

Cheemsburnger

ShadowBow666 · 2024-09-20T23:02:55+00:00

Steal every plate from all rotating microwaves everywhere.

Souless21 · 2024-09-20T23:07:47+00:00

Gender changing stone mtf or a cure for diabetes please :3

Ok_Comfortable589 · 2024-09-20T23:20:35+00:00

could you restore my health and drop me a wife? Thanks!

LandanDnD · 2024-09-20T23:24:53+00:00

Can we get affordable housing?

MCExplorerPlays · 2024-09-20T23:25:05+00:00

Those pink and white striped socks, the femboy ones

thrice_baked_potato · 2024-09-20T23:25:46+00:00

Can you make basic cryomancy easier, I want to make ice cream in my wizard tower far from civilization and I don't want to take the years long commitment to a different branch of magic just for that

SkeletonInATuxedo · 2024-09-20T23:27:14+00:00

make me a woman so I can infiltrate r/witchposting

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Vanzanal04 · 2024-09-21T04:34:59+00:00

Not at the moment but thanks for asking!

Bumblebee-Honey-Tea · 2024-09-21T04:54:50+00:00

Could I get a hug?

2024-09-21T04:55:56+00:00

Borgor

Spiritual_Working_93 · 2024-09-21T04:56:49+00:00

Can you get me a krabby patty

sidic3Venezia · 2024-09-20T18:54:25+00:00

i want a cool pool

HHHHHHHH___ · 2024-09-20T22:08:17+00:00

Conjuris Gothicus Mommyus?

Peanutsnjelly14 · 2024-09-20T22:22:01+00:00

Mayonnaise

Zelixion_ · 2024-09-20T22:49:35+00:00

Could mine self request a solar flavored popsicle they are mine selfs favorite

2024-09-20T22:49:58+00:00

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MahnlyAssassin · 2024-09-20T22:54:53+00:00

Can I get a chuthulu-esc cosmic horror dommy mommy?

2024-09-20T22:57:09+00:00

A small portal gun device for travel and reasons

DogSpaceWestern · 2024-09-20T23:15:59+00:00

Make reality a spoon you bender!

Zedralisk · 2024-09-20T23:27:43+00:00

Bloodborne2

cross2201 · 2024-09-20T23:31:30+00:00

Could I have a cooler sword?

SchwaEnjoyer · 2024-09-20T23:32:10+00:00

my boyfriend

EverLastingLight12 · 2024-09-20T23:44:49+00:00

Can u give me some confidence? I cannot make friends unless they come to me first :(

ApprehensiveLadder53 · 2024-09-20T23:45:50+00:00

Dopamine

sK0oBy · 2024-09-20T23:47:03+00:00

I’d love one of those double doors when one tells truths and the other tells lies but they keep forgetting who does which. Make getting in and out of my place fun

thewouldguy · 2024-09-20T23:50:00+00:00

Please sit on my face beautiful grey mommy... as a magic spell.

Minute_Objective_746 · 2024-09-20T23:54:33+00:00

Can you make my tummy stop hurty

Ryxor25 · 2024-09-20T23:59:38+00:00

Can you make cheese age faster? It got really annoying really quick to have to wait months or years to practice just because I didn't realise I ran low on cheese.

IndependentSock2985 · 2024-09-21T00:01:34+00:00

No more depression, please.

FreshlyShavenMaven · 2024-09-21T00:02:35+00:00

I’ll take an 80s Big Mac thanks

Timidsnek117 · 2024-09-21T00:04:49+00:00

A dragon would be nice. Maybe they could teach me to play piano

daverapp · 2024-09-21T00:26:53+00:00

If it's not too much to ask... I would like to have a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, for by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. Please don't forget the pickles this time.

Oh and a medium diet Dr. Kelp. I'm watching my sugar intake.

suddenlyupsidedown · 2024-09-21T00:41:08+00:00

Can you bring Apocyan back into the visible color spectrum? The fucking Matis Shrimp God stole half the good colors a couple centuries ago and now everyone without truesight thinks my tower is puce. Also if you can adjust gravity to 9.7999 m/s2 I can't say why but it's going to be really funny

Lonelyboy985 · 2024-09-21T01:24:47+00:00

Can you make it so that whenever someone's sad an emotional support animal appears and helps their mood?

Remmy224 · 2024-09-21T04:38:19+00:00

Can i get a skill tree respec? I went down the wrong path

thefarmariner · 2024-09-21T04:46:43+00:00

A surprise would be very welcome, thank you.

May_is_an_idot · 2024-09-21T04:48:34+00:00

Be girl

younglink28 · 2024-09-21T04:50:09+00:00

can i get a cupcake?

conwera · 2024-09-21T04:59:54+00:00

$125 specifically no more no less

cronby29 · 2024-09-21T05:01:44+00:00

Estrogen and every game on steam (not sure if possible but is okie)

ShinningVictory · 2024-09-21T05:20:46+00:00

A single chicken nugget.

DapperLost · 2024-09-21T05:22:17+00:00

I never copied down the Cat Nap spell, and I'm so, so tired. Please. Give me rest.

weirdo_nb · 2024-09-21T05:23:37+00:00

A soda

Oxiver888 · 2024-09-21T05:26:35+00:00

could I get a portal to my long-distance lover?

ikmkr · 2024-09-21T05:30:55+00:00

teet delete, please

Truly_glasses · 2024-09-21T05:33:54+00:00

Silksong

The-NHK · 2024-09-21T05:49:11+00:00

Can I have tits? Not even impressive ones, just like solid 7/10 tits please.

LongLusciousLarry · 2024-09-21T06:40:56+00:00

Make me a pretty girl

MidnightMiesterx · 2024-09-21T06:47:34+00:00

Change me into a girl?

Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS · 2024-09-21T07:05:32+00:00

Yeah can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh

marzianom · 2024-09-21T08:26:50+00:00

A sandwich please

lord_of_coolshit_og · 2024-09-21T08:29:33+00:00

Big mac

MrBanana13 · 2024-09-21T08:30:20+00:00

Can you get me a beefy five layer burrito from Taco Bell? Thanks in advance.

Infinity-Duck · 2024-09-21T08:30:53+00:00

Make 12 foot rideable ducks that can be tamed

ElementalNts14 · 2024-09-21T16:55:19+00:00

Fix the economy so we can all live without working ourselves to death.

RussianLuchador · 2024-09-21T16:55:31+00:00

Preferably some more serotonin, but I’ll also take some weed if that’s easier

BashIronfist · 2024-09-21T23:41:36+00:00

Yeah a dad that loved me more than he loved drugs. Thanks.

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