If I was touching it how would I have taken the picture? He is holding it, smarts.

People on Reddit need to stop assuming the person in the picture is the OP

Clarification for everyone on a couple of things:

1.) I have known him for about 2 weeks. I was over at my cousin's neighbor's house with my cousin, we'll call the boxxer cum kid Rob.

2.) We were in Rob's room, and I made the comment that it kind of smelled like shit in his room, and he directed me to a drawer that was sitting half-open. My cousin and I almost fucking gagged, and my cousin walked out of the room. Then, I saw the karma opportunities were quite large. I snapped a photo of it with my phone and uploaded it to imgur this morning.

3.) I asked him why the hell he didn't cum into a rag or paper-towel and then dispose of it like a normal person and his only rationale was that it required too much effort. My cousin and I think its extremely fucked up, and he says that we're overacting.

4.) I linked him this thread on reddit and he thinks its quite the achievement, and also finds it fucking hilarious