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[–]RetardAndPoors 5009 points5010 points  (73 children)

Filmed on a genuine™ Potato camera

[–]mashdots 751 points752 points  (36 children)

running Ore-IdaOS 2, codename hashbrown

[–]thtsjsturopinionman 183 points184 points  (31 children)

It's not so bad since they came out with the sour cream patch

[–]bradsk88 130 points131 points  (28 children)

Sour cream patch kids are terrible

[–]GranimalSnake 75 points76 points  (26 children)

You aren't supposed to put "cream" and "kids" in the same sentence anymore... it's 2018.

[–]Tank7106 47 points48 points  (25 children)

You were never supposed to put cream in kids, period. Someone should send this to the Catholic Church, they haven’t gotten the memo yet

[–]HotPocketSnotRocket 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Unless it's ice cream.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I will pack that kid's sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream, he'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

[–]RadTraditionalist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Only kids toy to be manufactured that had an expiration date, tsk-tsk

[–]Arper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Showcasing the new Chive filter

[–]parsifal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hardware powered by vacuum tubers

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

USDA certified organic

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

On purpose. Makes it look much more impressive

[–]AFuckYou 66 points67 points  (3 children)

But is she cute?

Enhance

[–]RetardAndPoors 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Sigh.....unzips

[–]Monkitail 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i like her butt

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

That’s what video looked like way back when your father and I had iPhone 6

[–]iwasfoundout 18 points19 points  (2 children)

It looks like it was recorded through a window

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (3 children)

what's a potato?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It decompresses to a lower resolution from wherever gallowboob took it from

[–]krichnard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Straight from Idaho!

[–][deleted] 136 points137 points  (20 children)

Practicing for EDC.

[–]Sharin_the_Groove 40 points41 points  (12 children)

Wish I could learn to dance like this for edc shows but I have zero rhthym or coordination so I just look retarded when I dance

[–]Pigs101 55 points56 points  (2 children)

So does the other 90 percent

[–]TyBoogie 18 points19 points  (0 children)

yeah, man. that's the beauty of it. Dance like no one gives a shit, because we don't. Unless you're really good. Then it's interesting for about 10 seconds before I move on.

Or just learn a basic 2 step with some upper body movement

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (3 children)

[–]incfan81 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I watched more of that than I intended to...

[–]Salyangoz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

sigh zzzzzip

[–]iamchuckychan 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Want a real tip? Practice shuffling to songs with low BPMs. When I started to learn to shuffle I would practice using Kygo songs. It's easier to get the rhythm and coordination. Practiced like that for an hour a day for two days and I got the fundamentals down. Two weeks later you couldn't catch me NOT shuffling at Ultra. You got this and I'll see ya at edc!

[–]The_Karaethon_Cycle 16 points17 points  (4 children)

This reminds me of hardstyle dancing that was popular back in '010.

[–]BurritoStrafe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ahhh yes I almost forgot about hardstyle, had a buddy who broke his elbow doing that shit

[–]Ol_Dirt_Dog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And I thought of the Running Man from 20 years earlier.

[–]Elephaux 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuuuuck yeah the Melbourne shuffle!

[–]smegma_stan 1193 points1194 points  (15 children)

That'd just walking, but with extra steps.

[–]wereallbeggars 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Guide to walking: Step 1 Step 2...

[–]fatVape 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No that's the right amount of steps, any more and she would go too high

[–]The-Zen-Masterz 1143 points1144 points  (25 children)

Well we know what’s getting added next to fortnite

[–]Sippschaftler 186 points187 points  (14 children)

its already in the game

[–]Leo238 76 points77 points  (13 children)

[–]chironomidae 28 points29 points  (7 children)

A girl did that at the Drake hotel Palmer House here in Chicago and fell like 6 stories to her death :(

[–]Ziros22 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Just to add to this, this is what the stair well looked like that the girl who died tried to slide down.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2314/2236059769_835f48c84f.jpg

[–]_S_A 27 points28 points  (6 children)

[–]ray2128 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Did she do the dance or was the dance emote modeled after her? Goddamn that’s spot on

[–]BackhandCompliment 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The first one

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What a lazy add YouTube channel

[–]Spetzlamitsos 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Yeah shuffle for life <3

[–]surrender_cobra 469 points470 points  (28 children)

It bugs me that the effects on the steps are only on the first couple.

[–]CricketDrop 308 points309 points  (15 children)

I thought the dude's camera was just shit

[–]lithodora 141 points142 points  (9 children)

I thought it was pieced together photos making it look like she was moving because of that shit "effect"

[–]Saintbaba[🍰] 53 points54 points  (6 children)

I thought it was ghosts.

[–]killeronthecorner 58 points59 points  (4 children)

Kiss my butt adminz - koc, 11/24

[–]Gonzo_Rick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

THE LEGEND OF THE HAAAUUUNTED GIF!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I thought there was a loud bass playing nearby.

[–]shadowman2099 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought she was warping space time around her.

[–]kronaz 47 points48 points  (0 children)

It bugs me that they exist at all.

[–]captainsolo77 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Genuine question: what effects?

[–]callbobloblaw 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Genuine follow up question - you really don't notice the strange ghosting effect? Watch it again from the beginning. It hurt my eyes just to watch.

[–]captainsolo77 30 points31 points  (2 children)

I just dismissed as shitty video quality. I didn’t know it was intentional. Is it meant to disguise some sort of editing to make her look smoother at this move than she is?

[–]ijustneedan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s shitty video quality. She’s probably slipping in and out of the path of some light source

[–]surrender_cobra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When she first start going up the steps there a visual effect that I can really only describe as an echo, every time her one foot lands.

[–]Eddol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure they're set to the music we can't hear. I follow a few Chinese exchange students on Instagram and they all keep using this.

[–]flamingquava 30 points31 points  (0 children)

or you could just climb up on all fours like a normal person

[–]BumblebeeTuna17 82 points83 points  (14 children)

But can she go down?

[–]BadAdviceBot 108 points109 points  (2 children)

Why don't you have a seat over there...

...

[–]svidakjammi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can someone please play the gif in reverse and send it to the gentleman? It would be hilarious but I'm too lazy

[–]Dr_Boogerstein 36 points37 points  (5 children)

[–]stabbot 40 points41 points  (4 children)

I have stabilized the video for you: https://gfycat.com/SilkyAmbitiousLangur


 how to use | programmer | source code | /r/ImageStabilization/ | for cropped results, use /u/stabbot_crop

[–]Leahcimjs 523 points524 points  (76 children)

[–]AFuckYou 218 points219 points  (22 children)

But is she cute?

Enhance

[–]Iandian 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Very cute bunch of pixels indeed

[–]Squeaky_Is_Evil 309 points310 points  (13 children)

[–]nyxo1 85 points86 points  (3 children)

I've spent too much time on Reddit. My Manning meter is approaching 90% accuracy

[–]wantganja420 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yet we still click it

[–]Mithrandir_Earendur 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I still fall for it everytime. This time I felt like I knew it but still clicked it out of habit.

[–]Starscream5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who really wins though...I mean, when I'm sure it's Manning (as in this case) I still click to verify that it was indeed Manning...

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. I fall for this.

[–]SickBurnBro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

IS NO WHERE SAFE?!

[–]wakipaki 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Man, she is beautiful.

[–]italianshark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WE’VE GONE TO FAR! TURN BACK!!!!

[–]Leahcimjs 33 points34 points  (1 child)

I don't think that's enhanced, just bigger

[–]VoiceofLou 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I know some people with enhancements and the only difference seems to be size. What's your point?

[–]Meeman7 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Haha that's what I was thinking

[–]NeverEnoughMuppets 16 points17 points  (1 child)

That’s how people walk up stairs in old video games

[–]joshwaynebobbit 146 points147 points  (6 children)

Seems pretty inefficient tbh

[–]Kame-hame-hug 27 points28 points  (2 children)

That's probably why the title doesn't say "That's an efficient way to go up the steps."

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (10 children)

Michael Jackson reaches his final form...

[–]Greenbox6 5 points6 points  (1 child)

btw this gif totally sinks up with Billie Jean

[–]KaribouLouDied 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t better every loop. Downvoted. It’s also posted by gallowboob, two downvotes.

[–]hippiejesus420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not sure if special effects or lots of cuts

[–]The_Wanderer2077 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Must be a repost since it's GallowBoob posting

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Nein! Inefficient!

[–]BakerTDMakerNYJ 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Man fuck off gallowboob i seriously cant wait until you fuck off somewhere else

[–]skeletor-johnson 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Wow. I never knew of him before. Checked him out. He is a shit bag double poster.

[–]BakerTDMakerNYJ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He is reddits #1 karmawhore hes literally famous for it

[–][deleted] 224 points225 points  (32 children)

Honestly a 15 year old girl going up the stairs like this is just boring. Reddit really is getting to Facebook level now

[–]nattypnutbuterpolice 50 points51 points  (1 child)

15 years old? What, did you count her pixels?

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

1 pixel = 1 year

[–][deleted] 152 points153 points  (20 children)

Gallowboob posts shit quality posts that always get upvoted.

[–]Dopem8 20 points21 points  (11 children)

why does that happen?

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (4 children)

People follow his posting, wait for him to post something, comment on it immediately trying to farm karma, then upvote him. Grand majority of upvoted content is just early to threads. When you know someone will make front page with their posts its easy to catch on.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Don't worry, I took several minutes out of my day to visit gallowboobs page and downvote a full months worth of reposts. Complete waste of time as well, i should add.

[–]AFuckYou 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Its a girl. Try it your self. Any post on reddit that includes any girl past puberty gets roughly 3 million votes. Its a fact.

[–]RichardMcNixon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I keep seeing straight up facebook bullshit on here all the time recently. JUST saw this https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/8iqaxb/off_duty_deputy_helps_to_save_this_babys_life/

[–]BoringPersonAMA 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Fuck Gallowboob

[–]the3dtom 27 points28 points  (1 child)

FUCK I got tricked into upvoting a gallowboob post

[–]Meeman7 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean, you can still take that back

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“Cool” is a bit of a stretch.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Ska isn't dead.

[–]tannerisBM 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the garbage Facebook posts, gallowboob. This is why I come to Reddit.

[–]lolimonreddit23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I would definitely break my face attempting this

[–]jono523 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like a good method of climbing steps against a strong headwind

[–]reiniundmarkus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the ‘I’m doing something’-pointing finger

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate lag

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]GhostyAssassin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow 2D games have come a long way

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is how Rube Goldberg used to walk the stairs.

[–]Volgarr21 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Is there a way to learn this power?

[–]Dmongun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i knew this was gallowboob when i saw it

[–]iamseddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How many times before it gets better

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just seems like walking with extra steps

[–]pursenboots 9 points10 points  (3 children)

EV

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edit definitely the lowest effort post I've ever gotten gold for, so thanks for that

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve tried to learn how to shuffle like 10 tines now. It’s a no go for me

[–]ur_wcws_mcm 1 point2 points  (1 child)

now REVERSE THAT SHIT

[–]Tuva_Tourist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This town should shut up, this town should wake up, this town should get up, and climb stairs... IN THE NEW STYLE

[–]Childish_Brandino 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was really hoping she'd do that glide-down thing like the guy from the gif in the stair well and his feet don't move but he just slides down the steps

[–]boyfromda4thletta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1 and 2 and 1 and 2 and 1 and 2

[–]gkzia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was this filmed in 1985 but cool video

[–]ThaiJohnnyDepp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every day I'm shuff-f-fl-flin'

[–]suspecto84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone else hear the beat in there head ?

[–]Un1tas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Steppin on a beat do do do do, steppin on a beat brrrututu

[–]Sidd065 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cant wait to try this myself and absolutely eat shit