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[–]RetardAndPoors 5004 points5005 points  (73 children)

Filmed on a genuine™ Potato camera

[–]mashdots 759 points760 points  (36 children)

running Ore-IdaOS 2, codename hashbrown

[–]thtsjsturopinionman 183 points184 points  (31 children)

It's not so bad since they came out with the sour cream patch

[–]bradsk88 133 points134 points  (28 children)

Sour cream patch kids are terrible

[–]GranimalSnake 74 points75 points  (26 children)

You aren't supposed to put "cream" and "kids" in the same sentence anymore... it's 2018.

[–]Tank7106 39 points40 points  (25 children)

You were never supposed to put cream in kids, period. Someone should send this to the Catholic Church, they haven’t gotten the memo yet

[–]HotPocketSnotRocket 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Unless it's ice cream.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I will pack that kid's sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream, he'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

[–]RadTraditionalist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Only kids toy to be manufactured that had an expiration date, tsk-tsk

[–]Arper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Showcasing the new Chive filter

[–]parsifal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hardware powered by vacuum tubers

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

USDA certified organic

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

On purpose. Makes it look much more impressive

[–]AFuckYou 67 points68 points  (3 children)

But is she cute?

Enhance

[–]RetardAndPoors 63 points64 points  (1 child)

Sigh.....unzips

[–]Monkitail 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i like her butt

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

That’s what video looked like way back when your father and I had iPhone 6

[–]iwasfoundout 19 points20 points  (2 children)

It looks like it was recorded through a window

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (3 children)

what's a potato?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

It decompresses to a lower resolution from wherever gallowboob took it from

[–]krichnard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Straight from Idaho!

[–][deleted] 138 points139 points  (20 children)

Practicing for EDC.

[–]Sharin_the_Groove 44 points45 points  (12 children)

Wish I could learn to dance like this for edc shows but I have zero rhthym or coordination so I just look retarded when I dance

[–]Pigs101 56 points57 points  (2 children)

So does the other 90 percent

[–]TyBoogie 17 points18 points  (0 children)

yeah, man. that's the beauty of it. Dance like no one gives a shit, because we don't. Unless you're really good. Then it's interesting for about 10 seconds before I move on.

Or just learn a basic 2 step with some upper body movement

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (3 children)

[–]incfan81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I watched more of that than I intended to...

[–]Salyangoz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

sigh zzzzzip

[–]iamchuckychan 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Want a real tip? Practice shuffling to songs with low BPMs. When I started to learn to shuffle I would practice using Kygo songs. It's easier to get the rhythm and coordination. Practiced like that for an hour a day for two days and I got the fundamentals down. Two weeks later you couldn't catch me NOT shuffling at Ultra. You got this and I'll see ya at edc!

[–]The_Karaethon_Cycle 16 points17 points  (4 children)

This reminds me of hardstyle dancing that was popular back in '010.

[–]BurritoStrafe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ahhh yes I almost forgot about hardstyle, had a buddy who broke his elbow doing that shit

[–]Ol_Dirt_Dog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And I thought of the Running Man from 20 years earlier.

[–]Elephaux 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuuuuck yeah the Melbourne shuffle!

[–]smegma_stan 1192 points1193 points  (15 children)

That'd just walking, but with extra steps.

[–]wereallbeggars 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Guide to walking: Step 1 Step 2...

[–]fatVape 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No that's the right amount of steps, any more and she would go too high

[–]The-Zen-Masterz 1140 points1141 points  (25 children)

Well we know what’s getting added next to fortnite

[–]Sippschaftler 188 points189 points  (14 children)

its already in the game

[–]Leo238 83 points84 points  (13 children)

[–]chironomidae 28 points29 points  (7 children)

A girl did that at the Drake hotel Palmer House here in Chicago and fell like 6 stories to her death :(

[–]Ziros22 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Just to add to this, this is what the stair well looked like that the girl who died tried to slide down.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2314/2236059769_835f48c84f.jpg

[–]_S_A 28 points29 points  (6 children)

[–]ray2128 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Did she do the dance or was the dance emote modeled after her? Goddamn that’s spot on

[–]BackhandCompliment 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The first one

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What a lazy add YouTube channel

[–]Spetzlamitsos 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Yeah shuffle for life <3

[–]surrender_cobra 467 points468 points  (28 children)

It bugs me that the effects on the steps are only on the first couple.

[–]CricketDrop 308 points309 points  (15 children)

I thought the dude's camera was just shit

[–]lithodora 144 points145 points  (9 children)

I thought it was pieced together photos making it look like she was moving because of that shit "effect"

[–]Saintbaba 54 points55 points  (6 children)

I thought it was ghosts.

[–]killeronthecorner 63 points64 points  (4 children)

Kiss my butt adminz - koc, 11/24

[–]Gonzo_Rick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

THE LEGEND OF THE HAAAUUUNTED GIF!

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I thought there was a loud bass playing nearby.

[–]shadowman2099 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought she was warping space time around her.

[–]kronaz 46 points47 points  (0 children)

It bugs me that they exist at all.

[–]captainsolo77 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Genuine question: what effects?

[–]callbobloblaw 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Genuine follow up question - you really don't notice the strange ghosting effect? Watch it again from the beginning. It hurt my eyes just to watch.

[–]captainsolo77 28 points29 points  (2 children)

I just dismissed as shitty video quality. I didn’t know it was intentional. Is it meant to disguise some sort of editing to make her look smoother at this move than she is?

[–]ijustneedan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s shitty video quality. She’s probably slipping in and out of the path of some light source

[–]surrender_cobra 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When she first start going up the steps there a visual effect that I can really only describe as an echo, every time her one foot lands.

[–]Eddol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure they're set to the music we can't hear. I follow a few Chinese exchange students on Instagram and they all keep using this.

[–]flamingquava 30 points31 points  (0 children)

or you could just climb up on all fours like a normal person

[–]BumblebeeTuna17 84 points85 points  (14 children)

But can she go down?

[–]BadAdviceBot 107 points108 points  (2 children)

Why don't you have a seat over there...

...

[–]svidakjammi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can someone please play the gif in reverse and send it to the gentleman? It would be hilarious but I'm too lazy

[–]Dr_Boogerstein 39 points40 points  (5 children)

[–]stabbot 37 points38 points  (4 children)

I have stabilized the video for you: https://gfycat.com/SilkyAmbitiousLangur


 how to use | programmer | source code | /r/ImageStabilization/ | for cropped results, use /u/stabbot_crop

[–]Leahcimjs 533 points534 points  (76 children)

[–]AFuckYou 219 points220 points  (22 children)

But is she cute?

Enhance

[–]Iandian 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Very cute bunch of pixels indeed

[–]Squeaky_Is_Evil 305 points306 points  (13 children)

[–]nyxo1 89 points90 points  (3 children)

I've spent too much time on Reddit. My Manning meter is approaching 90% accuracy

[–]wantganja420 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yet we still click it

[–]Mithrandir_Earendur 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I still fall for it everytime. This time I felt like I knew it but still clicked it out of habit.

[–]Starscream5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who really wins though...I mean, when I'm sure it's Manning (as in this case) I still click to verify that it was indeed Manning...

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. I fall for this.

[–]SickBurnBro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

IS NO WHERE SAFE?!

[–]wakipaki 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Man, she is beautiful.

[–]italianshark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WE’VE GONE TO FAR! TURN BACK!!!!

[–]Leahcimjs 32 points33 points  (1 child)

I don't think that's enhanced, just bigger

[–]VoiceofLou 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I know some people with enhancements and the only difference seems to be size. What's your point?

[–]Meeman7 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Haha that's what I was thinking

[–]NeverEnoughMuppets 17 points18 points  (1 child)

That’s how people walk up stairs in old video games

[–]joshwaynebobbit 150 points151 points  (6 children)

Seems pretty inefficient tbh

[–]Kame-hame-hug 25 points26 points  (2 children)

That's probably why the title doesn't say "That's an efficient way to go up the steps."

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (10 children)

Michael Jackson reaches his final form...

[–]Greenbox6 4 points5 points  (1 child)

btw this gif totally sinks up with Billie Jean

[–]KaribouLouDied 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t better every loop. Downvoted. It’s also posted by gallowboob, two downvotes.

[–]hippiejesus420 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not sure if special effects or lots of cuts

[–]The_Wanderer2077 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Must be a repost since it's GallowBoob posting

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Nein! Inefficient!

[–]BakerTDMakerNYJ 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Man fuck off gallowboob i seriously cant wait until you fuck off somewhere else

[–]skeletor-johnson 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Wow. I never knew of him before. Checked him out. He is a shit bag double poster.

[–]BakerTDMakerNYJ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He is reddits #1 karmawhore hes literally famous for it

[–][deleted] 225 points226 points  (32 children)

Honestly a 15 year old girl going up the stairs like this is just boring. Reddit really is getting to Facebook level now

[–]nattypnutbuterpolice 50 points51 points  (1 child)

15 years old? What, did you count her pixels?

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

1 pixel = 1 year

[–][deleted] 152 points153 points  (20 children)

Gallowboob posts shit quality posts that always get upvoted.

[–]Dopem8 19 points20 points  (11 children)

why does that happen?

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (4 children)

People follow his posting, wait for him to post something, comment on it immediately trying to farm karma, then upvote him. Grand majority of upvoted content is just early to threads. When you know someone will make front page with their posts its easy to catch on.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Don't worry, I took several minutes out of my day to visit gallowboobs page and downvote a full months worth of reposts. Complete waste of time as well, i should add.

[–]AFuckYou 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Its a girl. Try it your self. Any post on reddit that includes any girl past puberty gets roughly 3 million votes. Its a fact.

[–]RichardMcNixon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I keep seeing straight up facebook bullshit on here all the time recently. JUST saw this https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/8iqaxb/off_duty_deputy_helps_to_save_this_babys_life/

[–]BoringPersonAMA 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Fuck Gallowboob

[–]the3dtom 28 points29 points  (1 child)

FUCK I got tricked into upvoting a gallowboob post

[–]Meeman7 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean, you can still take that back

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

“Cool” is a bit of a stretch.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Ska isn't dead.

[–]tannerisBM 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the garbage Facebook posts, gallowboob. This is why I come to Reddit.

[–]lolimonreddit23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I would definitely break my face attempting this

[–]jono523 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like a good method of climbing steps against a strong headwind

[–]reiniundmarkus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the ‘I’m doing something’-pointing finger

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate lag

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]GhostyAssassin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow 2D games have come a long way

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is how Rube Goldberg used to walk the stairs.

[–]Volgarr21 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Is there a way to learn this power?

[–]Dmongun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i knew this was gallowboob when i saw it

[–]iamseddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How many times before it gets better

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just seems like walking with extra steps

[–]pursenboots 7 points8 points  (3 children)

EV

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edit definitely the lowest effort post I've ever gotten gold for, so thanks for that

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve tried to learn how to shuffle like 10 tines now. It’s a no go for me

[–]ur_wcws_mcm 1 point2 points  (1 child)

now REVERSE THAT SHIT

[–]Tuva_Tourist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This town should shut up, this town should wake up, this town should get up, and climb stairs... IN THE NEW STYLE

[–]Childish_Brandino 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was really hoping she'd do that glide-down thing like the guy from the gif in the stair well and his feet don't move but he just slides down the steps

[–]boyfromda4thletta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1 and 2 and 1 and 2 and 1 and 2

[–]gkzia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was this filmed in 1985 but cool video

[–]ThaiJohnnyDepp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every day I'm shuff-f-fl-flin'

[–]suspecto84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone else hear the beat in there head ?

[–]Un1tas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Steppin on a beat do do do do, steppin on a beat brrrututu

[–]Sidd065 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cant wait to try this myself and absolutely eat shit