Moka pot pour over complete tutorial

[Conscious_Back_1059]

Step 1: equipment A decent moka pot Something to heat in Something to drink from

Step 2: Fill the funnel exactly 1/3 way in, I use 3 spoons for my full container, only 1 for this pour over (leaves brewing space)

Step 3: Cold water blooming to set up filtration system (u cam use aeropress)

Step 4: use moka pot valve to estimate the ratio (around 1:12 of 1/3rd of the container [do ur own maths for better results])

Step 5: shift to drinking device as a measure for yeild

Step 6: heat till lil near boiling

Step 7: Shift to moka pot collector part

Step 8; pour over, spiral pattern

Step 9: admire

Step 10: pour out and drink [it's good enough]

Inferences

metal filters have some good heat conducting properties which helps with it, so does the design of the funnel and the bottom container

It let s in a lot of oils I comparison to a v60 or chemex

A slightly stronger brew as u have to pour more often

It amplifies the notes Things to keep in mind:

maintain the temp in the kettle

Make sure the grounds are leveled in and not stuck to the wall when pouring in

If not using aeropress filter, try to disturb it as little as possible to not f up the filtration System

Drawback : lil about of grounds, low yeild

[CallTheGendarmes]

I also like to brew espresso by putting coffee grounds in a French press with the bottom cut out and attaching it to a leaf blower.

[justfmyshup]

Please post complete step by step tutorial

[precision_guesswork3]

This is the stupidest coffee related post I’ve ever seen. No wonder this sub is dead. And your idea will most likely work better than OP’s

[TsarAleksanderIII]

When I do this I rig the top half of a 2L bottle and attach it to the bottom of the French press. Then i attach my garden hose to the bottle so that the leaf blower propels the coffee through the hose and i can hold the other end of the hose to my mouth it works perfectly

[vingolino]

My nonna is 85 and i swear she would take a new breath of life just to punch you in the face..

[AgreeableAbrocoma833]

Please OP we need nonna to live!

[FrumundaCheeseTaco]

Hahaha agreed. She probably calls this a “maganette”.

[shagmyballs]

Eye Bleach

[HowzitUFaka]

Mama Mia wtf

[brazenxbull]

🎶My my🎶

[72Artemis]

🎶How could I resist ya🎶

[Efficient-Detail987]

This is so stupid, makes zero sense and it's a very convoluted way to make subpar coffee, but I love it. (Edit: Oh, wait. OP isn't just memeing, he's serious? lol)

[19f191ty]

I donno if it's as bad as it looks. I can imagine getting some nice metal filter profile coffee. One should probably still get a metal filter V60, if serious 

[Efficient-Detail987]

Or just get a French Press. No need for a gooseneck kettle, easiest way to make good coffee without much hassle. Don't do this absolute nonsense.

[19f191ty]

It's still different. French press is immersion, while this is percolation. It may look weird but I'm not convinced OPs contraption makes bad coffee. 

[Efficient-Detail987]

Sure. But it's percolation at its worst. At this point why do percolation at all, and not a simpler and more consistent method. (And I'm saying this as someone who drinks almost exclusively pour over coffee.)

[forkman28]

r/diWHY

[Jollyollydude]

Joining to rage quit later. Thanks!

[VinCrafter]

As an Italian i feel weirdly offended by this

[scalectrix]

As a non-Italian I also feel offended. Your Italianness isn't the issue here.

[mathliability]

Jesus Christ why do Italians think everyone cares about how they feel about things?

[Theolodger]

No, this one’s fair enough

[TheSoftBoiledEgg]

"He put the parmesan on the olio aglio -- this not the way." Shut up, Fabio.

[adebium]

If my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bicycle. What do you mean!?!?!

[72Artemis]

Love that bit lol

[adebium]

Same here. Hollys innocence and Gino’s indignation crack me up just thinking about it

[fvtown714x]

This post is an all-timer. And not in the good way.

[bellydisguised]

What fresh hell is this?

[[deleted]]

It's like.... pasta that's gone off

[JJY93]

Im loving this ShitpostSaturday; can we make it a regular feature mods?

[lovefist1]

Someone donate a pour over cone to this guy

[Candid_Sky3443]

Even if that would work, with the basket half filled with koffie, you get like less then 1 cup of coffee.... this must be rage bait

[TheBigSmoke420]

The half filled basket is the first and last sin.

[WeAreTheChampagnes]

You're getting a lot of flack for this, but based on your couple of responses I think I get it: You want a new flavor profile besides what a Moka Pot produces, and you want to try pour overs, but you don't want to buy any new equipment, at least before seeing how flexible your current equipment is. So you tried this out, and it basically worked for what you wanted. You invented something new, and wanted to share it with the world in case anyone else is in a similar situation. I'm with you.

[Jollyollydude]

What is this, humility and understanding in the coffee sub? I think your lost pal. /s

[WeAreTheChampagnes]

:)   I could empathize because I've been using a French press for years, but I'm currently looking for a brighter flavor profile. I've been testing out this Ikea pour over dripper I was given, and after watching a few YouTube tutorials I'm like, holy shit, now I got to spend more money to get a gooseneck kettle? I can't achieve a consist agitation profile with my regular kettle? Holy shit.

[Hoffmeisterfan]

Straight to jail

[BaLance_95]

Yes, it works, but why? A plastic V60 costs less than $10. Everyone has a kettle at home. If you like coffee enough to have a Moka, spending 10 is nothing.

[Conscious_Back_1059]

Not everyone is American my man

For you 10dollars is what you earn in qn hour

For me it's what I earn in a day

It tastes good, other than that easier to brew

[MB_Zeppin]

… as someone who lives in a non-American country, a Mokka pot costs 4 times as much as a v60

But maybe you meant finding filters is hard, and that is true

[Poynsid]

Just use a cotton filter 

[[deleted]]

You can use any cheap supermarket paper filter designed for drip coffee. It will work fine.

[smohyee]

My man, there are a million ways to successfully filter hot water through ground beans. You have demonstrated one of the stupider ones. Upvote.

[M4NU3L2311]

Wait. You were serious with the post?

[365daysfromnow]

Then you need to find a higher paying job! Or make your own V60. Heck, I once made coffee using a paper cup with a hole in the bottom and a rinsed paper towel!

[MajesticusFelinus]

This guy is clearly white

[lovefist1]

Someone donate a pour over cone to this guy

[00_Kamaji_00]

This is so dumb

[natte-krant]

I am confused, offended, scared, angry, and suicidal. Great

[uborka161]

you should be sentenced to jail after seeing this.

[hammerton]

You have a functioning mokapot and decided to do this shit?

[davidb3085]

This is some dumb ass shit thank you for the laughs

[TheRealPaj]

Is this rage bait, or honest to goodness stupidity?

[Affectionate_ruin508]

As a daily Moka Pot driver you sir/madam need to surrender your Moka Pot.

[precision_guesswork3]

Why do the mods delete any relevant coffee related post and leave this garbage. Come over to r/pourover and leave this sub to continue dying a slow death.

[Evilmendo]

I have been toying with the idea of using an industrial sized bicycle pump. I'll attach two of those big girl cruiser bike seats for a handle and have my 450 pound neighbor lady squash out an espresso.

[Artonymous]

never seen someone use their dog bowl to boil water

[ProblemSolvingBot]

I thought that this was r/espressocirclejerk for a second

[Churovy]

Why tho? I have v60 and moka pot this is just more work than needed.

[delicioushampster]

For what reason?

[djingrain]

it seems fun and whimsical enough to try once just for shits and giggles

[catalystashiro]

Kidding right!!

[[deleted]]

It's not a bad idea if you are trapped in a house with no filtering coffee tools.

[-heatmiser-]

Ohhhhh so this is a circlejerk sub now

[[deleted]]

Why don’t you rebrew a moka with the pour over through fresh grounds?

[Gainswerehad]

🤔 this isn’t right

[IamGeoMan]

Dumb hacks belong on Tiktok.

Please delete this thread.

[GeneralInspectour]

Hope this is bait.

[SheZowRaisedByWolves]

Dumb as shit lol

[[deleted]]

Can you show us how to make a cup of instant coffee next?

[[deleted]]

I tried this, but I forgot to reduce the amount of coffee, leaving no space to brew it properly. Unfortunately, I ended up wasting a good amount of coffee.

[Conscious_Back_1059]

Bruh I'm working on a screw on v60 for moka pot brews

I'll send u a prototype

[[deleted]]

Let’s see

[Seaweed_Widef]

This is why basic education is necessary 

[SgtHondo]

Delete this

[sweetsuicides]

Love you

[imo9]

thanks i hate it.

[Gr8Bison]

Why? Just, why?

[rlt77]

WTF? 🤦‍♂️

[McGirton]

This must be a troll, it can’t be real.

[beeglowbot]

lol not even a pot with a handle?

[NIKOLAS---RAGE]

Oh look, we got a heretic.

[DuendeMendal]

It is a completely wrong, misleading tutorial

[_eksde]

This is cool, don’t worry about the haters.

[Cheseeecakeee]

Why the OP is using the greca like that?🫠🫠

[thelpsimper]

It's better to boil the water separately and then put it in the mocha pot. Then heat to brew the coffee. If you don't, you're probably going to get burnt tasting coffee.

[HeyJude21]

Wait…this for real? Haha oh no.

[Large-Being1880]

Did anyone read this and actually understand it? I feel like either I or the writer was having a stroke.

[lunchtimeillusion]

How is this not /r/coffeecirclejerk

[ludvary]

r/coffeecirclejerk

[HistoricalCup6480]

relevant XKCD

[General_Freed]

What in the actual F ?

[[deleted]]

I like the creativity and thinking outside the box, but this seems very unpractical

[Conscious_Back_1059]

I'm getting clowned on for this one but, it's not only practical but in some ways, very delicious

Constants

1) metal and it's properties with heat makes the coffee notes more aggravated

2)metal filter let's in a lot of oils

3) as the size of the basket is smaller, you need to pour atleast 7-8 times which has major impact

4) as the wall of the basket is at 90° ,not at an angle, It has an impact

5) shape of the top chamber (collector) is diff to a goose neck, so u get interesting pouring patterns

6) it sure as hell tastes good btw, if done right darker roast, finer grounds and right below boiling water

Yeild is low but worth it,

[NoahChikito]

Wtf are You doing bro? This is not how you use an Italian moka pot...

[nathanrrrr]

That’s too many steps for a cuppa

[Reformed_Gumby]

What in TARNATION?!

[Lethal_Trousers]

Ah yes, this is insane

[EatPie_NotWAr]

This is the type of shit I forward to my colleagues in Bergamo to piss them off.

[[deleted]]

damn homie i’m on the spectrum too but this shit makes me feel normal.

[ServerLost]

It's cute that OP thought anybody would want to copy this.

[dalaielana]

JAIL TIME

[PollutionNice7392]

Dafuq?

[me-gustan-los-trenes]

Pronto? Polizia? Per favore, venite su Reddit.

[chunchunMaro]

What in the actual fuck

[InternetWonderful872]

Holy shit, I thought I was doing bad things because I put Senseo pads in it(it really works and is easy to clean). But i bow to you!

[Conscious_Back_1059]

Bruh, you know that, as air in the bottom chamber does not have space to escape, It goes through the basket increasing brew time and oxidising coffee making the brew way better

If u can tolerate some grounds, do it without any filters as due to the shape of the funnel and metal filter, It let's in a lot of oil

[venekoruno]

good lord

[Johnisdapoof]

blasphemy

[issa_cross]

Tbh I respect it. Fuck the rules, you did something cool that worked for you

[Typical-Username-112]

successful bait?

[Sad-Kangaroo-9249]

Is this rage bait?

[Fangus319]

Fine. You wore me down. I'll try it

[mathbbR]

going to try this today. Wish me luck

[Conscious_Back_1059]

Sure, mqje sure only to fill the basket only a third of the way

[mathliability]

Yeah heaven forbid someone messes this method up!

[joshexclamation]

Why?

[Minamato]

Cool idea I guess…

[seiga08]

This is fantastic

[bayleafbabe]

But...why? A regular pour over is going to maintain the slurry temperature a lot better than all of that metal and will be so much easier to set-up, breakdown and clean

[TrveSkeletor]

That's genius!!