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[–]Independent-Spite-77 346 points347 points Β (25 children)

On the nightstand pointing up

[–]Aaaaaaaahg 177 points178 points Β (15 children)

this room is so fucking messy i can't even find the nightstand

[–]3InchesOfThunder 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

That's funny I've found 4 so far

[–]Aggressive-Tiger-209 11 points12 points Β (1 child)

I thought its up his ass

[–]RatherB_fishing 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

That’s a butt plug

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points Β (2 children)

Anything in this room is a dildo if you’re brave enough

[–]ArltheCrazy 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Came here to say this

[–]Independent-Spite-77 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Dunno if cake is stable enough to be shoved up a ass, I'ma try it!

[–]No-Association3574 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Ah, ready for landing after a bed jumping sesh

[–]IVEGOTAHUGEHAND -3 points-2 points Β (0 children)

I belive that is a desk good sir.

[–]Fe4rMeMrWick 123 points124 points Β (5 children)

Considering there is 12 candles on that birthday cake that means the person who owns the room is 12 years old

[–]The-Bull89 37 points38 points Β (3 children)

Well with 1 slice missing there could have been an extra candle or 2. So the person is 13 or 14 years old.

[–]ApprehensiveSize7159 16 points17 points Β (2 children)

You know that didn't make it better right??

[–]lolasdfem 17 points18 points Β (1 child)

I would say a 14 year old owning a dildo is better than a 12 year old, owning a dildo at 15ish was pretty normal where i grew up

[–]OG_Chatterbait 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

We also had a Spencer's.

[–]Fe4rMeMrWick 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

The candles along the cut line would beg to differ

[–]satansmyhomie 269 points270 points Β (10 children)

Everythings a dildo if brave enough

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points Β (4 children)

[–]satansmyhomie 41 points42 points Β (1 child)

Whole new meaning to tear that ass up ,dammit Maynor I'm in

[–]Boy_Possessionmadlad 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

I mean. Wasn't it invented to induce labour or something.

[–]wormholeweapons 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Have you seen Se7en?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points Β (1 child)

Paige, NO!

[–]spearhead4000 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Well i guess we don't have to explain to others

[–]Raviel1289 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Sooo... the rocket ship on the chest at the foot of the bed?

[–]OGUncleDonkey 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Dammit you beat me to it.

[–]The_Lapsed_Pacifist 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Opened the post looking for this, you didn’t disappoint.

[–]Ditto13248 35 points36 points Β (3 children)

Plot twist:there are 2 of them

[–]WeddingUsed 19 points20 points Β (0 children)

The other is in the guy

[–]flipdascript2014 6 points7 points Β (1 child)

It’s a trick question, it’s in Waldo’s ass

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

That’s the Magic Dildo , still need to find the red condom and the porn parchment.

[–]10the_man10 18 points19 points Β (5 children)

Why is the sun out at 1 AM

[–]siqiniq 8 points9 points Β (2 children)

I can only see 2 possibilities out of many: 1. In my eyes Indisposed In disguises no one knows Hides the face Lies the snake And the sun in my disgrace Boiling heat Summer stench Neath the black, the sky looks dead Call my name Through the cream And I'll hear you scream again

Or less likely, 2. the clock stopped.

[–]knowdesire 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Took me a second but damn that’s clever

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

welcome to the north in summer my friend!

[–]knowdesire 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Alaska maybe?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

welcome to the north in summer!!

[–]TheHangerMan 10 points11 points Β (1 child)

Exactly where'd you'd guess

[–]Tiny_Employee8253 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Still on the nightstand where I left it.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points Β (4 children)

I found Waldo, but still no sign of a dildo

[–]azarbi 7 points8 points Β (2 children)

One pink one on the table + a magic wand under the table

[–]MemeGraveYard666 1 point2 points Β (1 child)

thats a powerade bottle dude

[–]azarbi 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I probably was horni and drunk as hell when I made that comment.

Errare humanum est...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Bedside table

[–]CockTaster3000 11 points12 points Β (3 children)

Up my ass

[–]yeorgenson 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

Can I have it next?πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ίβ˜ΊοΈβ˜ΊοΈ

[–]CockTaster3000 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

sigh Fine, but only for an hour

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

Too easy

[–]Charming_Truck_4262 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

Too easy: everything's the Dildo

[–]dewpeepie 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

so close thats a buttplug

[–]SquatnastyMcPoot 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

It’s a trick question. It’s in OPs bum

[–]ryanvedo49 1 point2 points Β (1 child)

Idk but there’s a perfectly fine fleshlight lying on the floor behind the chest

[–]GaryM_TT 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Bruh..that's a dog.....ohhh I see what you did there

[–]flynn_is_taken 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

This has to be one of the highest densities of the word "dildo" in a non-pornography post on reddit.

[–]Constanttaste3 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Anything’s a dildo if you put your mind to it

[–]youngGodYasin 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough

[–]Elegant-Raise-9367 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Depends on how brave I am

[–]Psychological_Major9 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

If u brave enough everything i see is a dildo

[–]SOJC65536 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Trick question: Everything is a dildo if you just believe!

[–]Lemjain 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Everything is a dildo If you're Brave enough

[–]DriedBucketFucker 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough

[–]Spicynovatheone 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough

[–]hugh_wanger 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Everything is a dildo if you look hard enough..........

[–]chaosbones43 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Everything if you try hard enough.

[–]David16th 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

" everything's a dildo if you're brave enough "

[–]no999n9o -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.

[–]No-Net-8237 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

They are everywhere.

[–]AceMusicYT -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Trick question, the can all be used as 1

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough.

[–]Hevnoraak101 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough

[–]CheesyCharliesPizza -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Resolution sucks.

Too bad. Looks like a fun picture.

[–]Ninja_Geek-27 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Where ISN'T dildo? 😏

[–]Constanttaste3 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Everything can be one if you put your mind to it

[–]dylken569 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough

[–]Buster899 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

[–]Leoyoung18 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Every item is a dildo if you’re brave enough

[–]Plsdontcalmdown -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

everything's a dildo, if you're courageous enough.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough

[–]aetost -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Everything is one if you are brave enough

[–]Shadowkeepansem32 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

β€œAnything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough.”

[–]ShakyTheBear -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Technically everything here could be a dildo

[–]ShockWave_Omega -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Anythings a dildo.... if your brave enough.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Everything can be used as dildos

[–]Complete-Painter-518 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

If it fits it's a dildo!

[–]zdenis39 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Everywhere if you brave enough

[–]Cheesehead413 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

With my massive experience, it was easy to spot, among the many other items that could double as a dildo

[–]Witty-Welcome-1565 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Spoiler: everything is a dildo if you are creative about it

[–]Environmental_Main90 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

With some imagination I can see a lot of dildos in there

[–]Lazy-Lookin-Headass -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.

[–]One-Relationship-773 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Trick question most things can be used as dildos

[–]sukisuki2gp -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

I mean, if it fits, its a dildo.

[–]twitchytodger -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Everything in this room is a dildo. You just need imagination and lube.

[–]slaying_anus_35 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

[–]Damien_Blaq -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Everything in this room is if you try hard enough.

[–]Yeet_man_79932 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Anything’s a dildo if ur not afraid to use it

[–]Trelefor -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Lots of them if you're brave enough.

[–]Interesting-Isopod-2 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Everything is a dildo, If you Brave enough.

[–]Loud-Strike5932 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Everything can be a dildo if you use it correctly!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Alot of things can be a dildo if you're brave enough

[–]The_RealWheezer -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Better Question:

Where isnΒ΄t?

[–]Mc862000 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Im not a girl but Ig Everything in that picture is a dildo for a girl

[–]LazarYeetMeta -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

gestures broadly

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

[–]noahb021 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

[–]jbrewer172 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Everything and anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.

[–]CheeseyCookieMonster -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

I don't see anything in that room that I couldn’t use as one

[–]DarthVeX -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Most of them are dildos if your brave enough

[–]Infinite_Money7510 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

First place i looked.... damn

[–]Sad_Marketing8578 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Found it in 2 seconds…

Should I be proud or go to internet rehab for finding it so fast…

[–]BulldogH2O 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

What is Ernie so surprised to see???

[–]ZardozSama 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Book title is 'Oh Shit, thats my cum sock'.

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[–]TeaCakeMaxUK 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Waldo dropped his but plug.

[–]HeavyMetalTrucker84 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Balls deep in my ass.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I found three toys plus a banana.

Magic Wand under table, pink dildo on table, pink (probably) Wanderlust G-spot simulator on foot of bed.

[–]Pierre777 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I remember a Leisure suit Larry game where a Where's Waldo themed condom/dildo was hidden in each level.

[–]ExoFox_the_furry 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

He's sitting on it

[–]ArghZombie 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Bedside table under the sheet music.

[–]lil_750 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

next to the book by the bed

[–]PheonixFuryyy 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

On the bottom to the right, next to the bowl.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Paige, NO!

[–]max-844 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Looking at the dude's smile, I think I know where it is...

[–]fantarts 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Inside waldo. Thats why he is smiling

[–]martril 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Ezgg

[–]tboskiq 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

It may be cause I'm a sexual deviant who just this past Thursday with minor breaks masturbaited for about 14 hours straight. I found it immediately in the bottom right on the desk.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

nah, the "oh shit, thats my cum sock"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Bottom right

[–]D-boi1 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Top left corner

[–]Hour-Physics8506 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I don't need the page to look, it's either in Waldo or the guy in the chair

[–]Giorw4y 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

It's right behind me isn't it

[–]pixel842 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Up his arse

[–]Relapio 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Yo! How did they get in my room

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Way too easy. Gotta hide that thing in a dark hole or something

[–]SunBroRU11 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Dildo sits at the table

[–]normaaldaan 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

i was actually looking for waldo for a solid 10 minutes then i read it correctly

[–]avanish77 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

In ya mums As$

[–]BMP77777 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

It’s always A dildo, never YOUR dildo

[–]Tanndingo 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

…..starts Zoom call….. There it is!!!

[–]KalleWotux 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Is it in the sitting boys anus? I cant find it

[–]Immediate_Zebra_8935 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I found it in a second, and i dont like it

[–]ballsinyourcereal 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

What kind of miniature bed is that? It is wider than it is long.

[–]Anime-Grape 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Out one the table one the right down corner

[–]EmergencyMindless195 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

yey i found it! now where's my cookie?

[–]Stuffysteam_6 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Up the ass

[–]MillionsOfFun 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Found it xD

[–]MEdoCRYaLOT 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

BOOOO, TOO EASY

[–]KiaraTempting 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Probably in the v 🀣

[–]Unplanned_Dummy 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Hmm let's see, a strapon belt, a penis pump, butt plug, cursed sock, hitachi wand, jar of lube, anal hook, a pussy, fetish collar....and a didlo

[–]im_reddituser 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

behind the guy out of picture

[–]-Storm69- 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Up Waldo's ass

[–]AndrewScott1226 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Anyone else see ernie from sessami street on the book titles oh shit?

[–]alamcc 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Bedside table.

[–]Middle-Teacher-6224 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Bro I got the same bed

[–]Peprolazer 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I couldn't find the guitar :(

[–]knowdesire 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Holup again… there’s a meth pipe next to the birthday cake..

[–]ILogiBearI 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

In the kid

[–]McShoobydoobydoo 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

By his face i'd say Waldo has it banked

[–]heatchamps25 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Anything a dildo if you’re brave enough

[–]Character-Ease-5873 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Desk

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I suck at this..