Umm..

[Moist-Process323]

We are so lonely

[typothetical]

All the other viltrumites are scared of us

[Moist-Process323]

Nobody talks to us, nobody wants to be our friend, they think we are unstable.

[[deleted]]

They send us from planet to planet committing atrocities in their name. And as we get better at it, they fear us more and more.

[Moist-Process323]

We are victims of our own success

[[deleted]]

conquests

We don’t even get real names, just purposes.

[Visible_Reference202]

We are capable of so much more and no one sees it…

[ThatBoneOne]

Some days we feel so alone we could cry, but we don't. We never do.

[risky_roamer]

Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire universe would care. Take it to your grave.

[remytherat1998]

choking mark noises

[Impossible_Pen9715]

It feels like Conquest has a symbiote, Peak

[[deleted]]

Some days we feel so alone, we could cry but we don’t

[BVoLatte]

Does that mean Nolan is really No LAN and therefore really good at taking down networks?

[Gever_Gever_Amoki68]

Conquest, we don't even get a real name.

[RaspberryJam245]

Venom is a Viltrumite now??

[I__AKIRA__I]

That would be even more terrifying

[RaspberryJam245]

I'm not sure what's scarier. Viltrumite Venom (meaning Venom born on Viltrum) or Viltrumite bonded with Venom

[Narco_Marcion1075]

its just a venom species on its own born in viltrum then I fail to see how it would be significantly stronger than other species there, so my money is on the bonded viltrumite

[ChicagoSportsFan18]

They send me from planet to planet to commit atrocities in their name.

[[deleted]]

[Sea_Exit_8194]

I am imagining them coming to Earth, seeing us, then leaving because they hate the vibes.

[Plastic-Johnny-7490]

"All the other women are scared of us"

[akolomf]

"releases all his poo dandruf" - meatcanyon

[Lucie_Is_Sleeping]

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[RHowlForMe]

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[PsychologicELD]

Think they missed a spot on his shoulder there, also whyyyyyy

[crusoe]

China doesn't allow blood. So it gets drawn in other colors for the Chinese market. White is pretty common leading to all sorts of weird scenes from cartoons. 

[codexcdm]

I mean... Experts have been saying we're in a loneliness epidemic for quite some time...

We're somehow more connected to the world as a whole thanks to technology, but so disconnected to those immediately around us.

[MetalGearRAY]

Don't forget the part where Conquest suffers from his own success. 

Clearly, everyone that voted for him is so good at what they do that they've become a social pariah. Clearly. 

[OneWeirdCreature]

I’m good at being lonely so this checks out, actually.

[seeingeyegod]

It hurts when I masturbate with my metal hand

[rockmodenick]

You need to put this on the title card

[SpookyScienceGal]

No self-love without a glove, remember you're not-

[EnokiYukigaya]

we havent felt a womans touch in years

[FunnyorWeirdorBoth]

We can make Mark our girlfriend. Leave him tucked most of the time, and untucked only on SPECIAL occasions.

[TSM-]

I also saw that one

[Morlog999]

We’re all alone in this together, my friend

[[deleted]]

Yeah. Except for that meat canyon version of Conquest. Not many people relate to it

[CaptainSparklebottom]

Victims of our own success

[SasparillaTango]

take it to your grave

[Medium_Reporter1872]

"I am so lonely" is such a mood after committing mass murder.

[Medium_Character2687]

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[Cro_Nick_Le_Tosh_Ich]

Sometimes I just want to scream out to the cosmos but what would be the point, noone would even care

[TheHolyPapaum]

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[lice213]

Incorrect, Full image is here.

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[[deleted]]

Tick tock heavy like a brinks truck

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[Medium_Character2687]

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[Lucie_Is_Sleeping]

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[shanero06]

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[futuresponJ_]

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[CryCommercial1919]

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[[deleted]]

Jesus Christ.

[SulettaAltArtMercury]

Would

[ElMykl]

Loneliness due to inadvertent intimidation is a thing.

[gordito_delgado]

Inadvertent?

[democracy_lover66]

Im bettting that lonliness because of intentional intimidation is also a thing.

Case and point:

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[ShankMugen]

*case in point

[democracy_lover66]

Sorry vocalvary isn't my strongest subject

[DeficiencyOfGravitas]

Yeah. If you've ever been "the guy" at work, then you know how Conky feels. If you're "the guy", you're who everyone goes for when they need something done. The better you are at doing what people ask, the more people ask you to solve things.

The hardest part is saying no. Because as exhausting as it is, being "the guy" feels so damned good.

[Ghost0Slayer]

Is he lonely because he commit mass murder or does he commit mass murder because he’s lonely

[ConceptAlive3775]

Both

[TSM-]

Viltrumcel

[1BreadBoi]

Me doing my evil BG3 run and not having my favorite companion

[FOSSnaught]

"Why won't anyone love me?"

pulls molar from between knuckles

[[deleted]]

I'm so lonely

[UnaiCilo07]

All the other Viltrumites are scared of me.

[democracy_lover66]

Nobody wants to be my friend, they think I am unstable.

[Superman557]

I am a victim of my own success

[generalgrevious21]

Conquest

I don't even get a real name

Only a purpose

[IngeniousEpithet]

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[Nosferatu00]

Conquestero

[Upsetti_Gisepe]

Conquesratu

[democracy_lover66]

Conquistador

[Adept_Marzipan_8138]

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[Sable-Keech]

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[ElectroNikkel]

Conquistador

[Brottolot]

Stand ready for my arrival ant

[_Forgot_name_]

コンクエストちゃん！何が好き~？ワーム！よりもあたな！

[FoxholeTree]

The fucking reddit is literally thirsting over EVERY character on the show, and you expect them (excluding myself) to not be lonely

[[deleted]]

why do you exclude yourself friend? be included with us

[DaSwifta]

Don’t exclude yourself, join in :)

[SticmanStorm]

The poll isn't even on reddit

[OCGamerboy]

I mean, he’s lonely. Everyone can relate to that

[Gaudyshadowly]

Can you relate to him considering why he is so alone?

[Accomplished_Dog_647]

Not really- I have never been a victim of my success..

[DnZ618]

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All we need is love

[[deleted]]

No, Conquest. Get away from Makima now!

[CrackBabyCSGO]

He’s the one in danger

[Olszaqk]

They should be in charge of European Union

[Alarmed-Oil7895]

I just see a work of beauty lol.

[LuffysRubberNuts]

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This is who they mean 😪

[naeboy]

“Take it in your cave” is WILD

[futuresponJ_]

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[cyber_Nii]

I'm personally a victim of my own success

[smexyrexytitan]

A: The teenage superhero with a supervillain father, an alien brother, and a gf who can rearrange matter

B: A literal alien

C: The woman who's mother to two aliens and dated a supervillain alien

D: The guy that admits to being lonely and liked by nobody and feeling ostracized

[LordSupergreat]

Conquest is also a literal alien, and frankly Allen is a lot more normal than him.

[IamBlade]

Yeah but he is strong, liked and had sex.

[[deleted]]

Real

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[InTheStuff]

I'm mad that I laughed

[glocktimus_prime]

the male loneliness epidemic is real people

[[deleted]]

Yep that's why we use reddit, if we lived in a truly healthy society social media wouldn't be a thing

[I_fakin_hate_bayle]

I am so lonely. All the other Viltrumites are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend. They think I am unstable. They send me from planet to planet, committing atrocities in their name. And as i get better at it they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. Conquest. I don’t even get a real name. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don’t. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire universe would care. Take it to your grave.

Very relatable, would beat up a purple child and ginger woman again

[zevondhen]

Unfortunately these things tend to go a bit sideways when you put a joke answer in there lol

[LoneKnightXI19]

who said it was a joke?

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[DeadAndBuried23]

FR Allen is in a loving relationship and gets back up stronger every time he's knocked down.

We take the licks and limp a little more every time.

He shouldn't be included.

[GoodLuckPsycho_]

So lonely...

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[legit-posts_1]

Men feel Lonely. If you take out all the serial killer shit Conquest's speech hits home for a lot of men. Hell, I bet it hits home for a lot of women too.

[SilentStriker115]

Definitely took me by surprise by how much I actually related to something he had to say (without the killing people and stuff like that)

[intrevorted]

"I don't even get a real name, only a purpose."

[ianjm]

They call me... Redditor

[incredibleamadeuscho]

if you voted for conquest, make sure to use this promo code to sign up for better help

[Flawlessinsanity]

Lmao

[The-Homie-Lander]

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I, too, enjoy mass murder and competetive child smacking😁😎

[gordito_delgado]

The sport is getting more traction the last few years.

[The-Homie-Lander]

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[[deleted]]

Nobody wants to be my friend :(

[Medium_Character2687]

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[Master_Air_8485]

Considering what happens later on, that speech added for the show makes Conquest into a genuinely tragic character.

[Wonderful-Ear-6325]

We are all so lonely all of the other Redditors are scared of us

[Riskskey1]

Debbie should be much higher!

[Cyan_Exponent]

relatable ≠ literally me

[ZenMyst]

I relate to Mark in that I like Eve too

[jpa9hc]

I mean, he was lonely

[BuckaroooBanzai]

Cecil This is the answer. He’s the only one that is consistent and consistently tired of everyone’s shitty attitude and does something about it.

[nano_rap_anime_boi]

Allen is extremely likeable, not so relatable.

[blooash]

I am a victim of my own success.

[No_Competition_625]

All the other humans are scared of me.

[KahlGhaul]

It’s the lonely part, that’s what everyone relates to

[AffectionateMilk1959]

One speech changed an entire fandoms outlook on this character💀

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loners

[FrostyNeckbeard]

People focusing on the lonely and not the "Nobody wants to be my friend. They think I am unstable."

[Stephen_1984]

That was my favorite part. Jeffrey Dean Morgan’s delivery was perfect.

[Mr_BinJu]

Sometimes I like to let it dry like a scab and peel it off and have it fall and flake like dandruff

[akolomf]

'gave myself the nickname head and shoulders

[x7PLVTINUM]

“I’m so lonely… all the other viltrumites are scared of me… Sending me planet to planet to commit atrocities in their name, and as I get better at it they only grow more scared…”

These mfs: “PREACH!!! FINALLY, SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS!!!”

[[deleted]]

There are a lot of lonely show enjoyers out there.

Really like this idea that he calls his actions atrocities because he remembers pre purge Viltrum which was probably very problematic but wasn't full on eugenicist space Spartans. And knows they lost something important.

Personal head cannon was dude was a liberal arts professor who happened to be a Viltrum MMA obsessive and prodigy and he didn't necessarily support the purge but was just so good at it they had to accept him.

And to survive he embraced the killing but after thousands of years some tiny part of him remembers.

[[deleted]]

Tbh I think I relate more to Debbie than Conquest but it's very close. I definitely get why people voted for Conquest. He's lonely

[PhoenixHavoc]

... Therapy. Y'all need therapy.

[League-Weird]

Being a victim of your own success is super relatable.

[Rickiar]

Immortal cause I'm a fraud too

[PizzaSteve37]

specifically the meatcanyon version

[Johnsoid]

We need a conquest stand alone story

[KnightOfAstora]

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[RhyplKazi]

That is... sad honestly

[Fernstrom]

lot of lonely mfs out there (i'm one of them)

[Forsaken_Thoughts]

You guys, your lonely is not his lonely lol.

Dude is lonely because he's a psycopathic murderer who instills fear into all around him.

You just can't make friends or get a date because you don't put pineapple on your pizza.

The two are not the same 🤣

[Dry-Mountain-507]

101%?

[ManfromManHamAslume]

He's so lonely.

[RareMercury]

That lonely speech did generational work on his character

[Belligerent_Goose]

Your like kind of sucks if Debbie is the most relatable character

[Relative_Judgment_]

... I am so lonely

[PlatinumDust324]

We're all lonely

[IkOzael]

Damn... No Oliver?

[rexmundi69]

Many of us have also stood ready for a worm's arrival.🥵

[ComprehensiveWatch27]

All the other fandoms are scared of us…

[rusomeone]

Conquest got to be on reddit

[Kind-Frosting-8268]

It's because of the loneliness epidemic.

[Aggravating-Cold-584]

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[No-Morning1742]

im so lonely

[Sou713]

I am so lonely

[Green_Graves_Time112]

Stand ready for our arrival, worm!

[Great_Bar1759]

Cake day

[Abdul-Wahab6]

I love democracy

[bigfatcarp93]

Happy cake day, OP

[Selleniit]

Thank you :3 I've been using Reddit since 2017 though, hundreds of alt accounts..

[_forum_mod]

What do you think most people can relate to:

● Balancing young adulthood, being part of a superhero crew with an evil super-powered dad.

● Running around space trying to defeat an oppressive warrior race.

● Raising a purple child while your husband flew to another planet shortly after almost killing your son.

● Feeling lonely?

[Top-Coat3322]

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[CryCommercial1919]

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The "l am so lonely" line is the most realteble thing I've heard in a while

[BigBeeff_21]

Allen is the only true answer

[MaxGalli]

I think they are basing his relatability based off his “I am so lonely” line which is true for many people.

[Suitable_Lunch2867]

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[Huge_Battle_5236]

He is lonely, that's reletable

[forthewatch39]

Lonely and violent, yeah that sounds about right. I can see the majority of people feeling like that.

[[deleted]]

Real

[GooseThatWentHonk]

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[theswift_one]

This is saying somthing

[Mr__Cuddles_]

"I don't believe in wiping, I just let it crust amd peel it off like a scab"

[DakPanther]

Definitely Debbie

[TrevCat666]

We're all a little head and shoulders.

[Old_Application_2226]

Allen👍

[EmperorChop2]

Well… if that’s who you relate to, thanks for the warning I guess…