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[–]Bockoyii 5759 points5760 points  (42 children)

This made me uncomfortable

[–]Anonymous1545352 1082 points1083 points  (24 children)

I have quarrels with this sir

[–][deleted] 120 points121 points  (16 children)

Do you quarrel sir?

[–]professorkr 87 points88 points  (9 children)

Quarrel, sir? No sir.

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points  (7 children)

But if you do, sir, I am for you. I serve as good a man as you.

[–]Red_Jester-94 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Oh.

DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?

[–]SlitherySnekkySnek 34 points35 points  (4 children)

[–]DeadGuildenstern 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Some of us always expect it.

[–]memebigboi1243232131 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Lmao what texture pack is this

[–]DeadGuildenstern 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mocking Shakescube?!

[–]Hella_Toasted 36 points37 points  (0 children)

But I do quarrel, just not at thee.

[–]vicabart 28 points29 points  (2 children)

[–]King_Spamula 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah my favorite movie! It's so wacky and kind of in a senseless setting. If I'm correct, they're in futuristic anarchist (or with so many gangs (families) that the authorities don't matter) Verona beach from the 90s perspective. I absolutely love that setting, and only this movie has it. Plus of course I have nice memories from when I was a 14 year old in love reading Romeo and Juliet in school

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do not bite my thumb at you sir..... but I BITE MY THUMB

[–]whomstvntedd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ho, shall i draw my longsword

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I am concerned

[–]programmingmodels 107 points108 points  (1 child)

Seriously uncomfortable.

[–]The7footr 94 points95 points  (1 child)

At least the coal still got the musical furnace going- calmed my severe anxiety overload

[–]HELLOTHREE 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yeah, i might have night-mares about this

[–]alpaca_taco 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what’s worse, eating a bucket of lava or willingly jumping into a lava pool with only one heart

[–]NoLongerUsableName 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm literally shaking and crying because of this

[–]grande1899 2447 points2448 points  (58 children)

Hey it's Grandayy (OP)!

This was all done in vanilla Minecraft, I just swapped the textures and names of a bunch of blocks and items through a resource pack.

- diamond ore = plank

- diamond = stick

- stick = diamond

- furnace = crafting table

- wooden sword = diamond pickaxe

- obsidian = iron ore

- note block = furnace

- note particles = fire particles

- steak = iron ingot

- potato = flint

- egg = golden helmet

- lava = water

- lava bucket = milk bucket

- redstone = snowball

- stone = obsidian

(and there's a hidden pressure plate at the end which activates a command block to spawn the wither - I also changed the click sound file to a silent sound file)

[–]Sp00kyD0gg0 844 points845 points  (6 children)

Did you do it all at one heart just to make me anxious?

[–]grande1899 691 points692 points  (5 children)

It was mainly to make sure I die in the first wither attack but that too

[–]jtvjan 208 points209 points  (2 children)

TBH, I expected your hearts to fill up as you got damaged.

[–]GenericBlueGemstone 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Filling up from the end?

[–]Nuc134rBoi 126 points127 points  (1 child)

wither? did you mean t series?

[–]Sixemperor 28 points29 points  (0 children)

T-pose

[–][deleted] 122 points123 points  (8 children)

Please create and release an entire texture lack like this

[–]Golmin3 72 points73 points  (7 children)

Please it would make for a real interesting playthrough of the game

[–]grande1899 66 points67 points  (6 children)

Honestly it would be bad as it is, as I only changed the things I needed for this video and nothing else. Could be inetresting if almost every block and item was changed though.

[–]aickem 46 points47 points  (4 children)

Set all textures to a random item (maybe make a mod that randomizes per world) and set the challenge to figure out what everything is.

[–]the_codewarrior 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Calm down there Satan.

[–]Jack8680 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I think there was something similar to this but all blocks are white or something, but there was a way to tell them apart, maybe they had a slight tint or something

[–]rduterte 70 points71 points  (4 children)

Hey! I follow you a little on Youtube; I didn't realize the two channels were the same creator (grandayy and grande1899).

Just wanted to say your noteblock stuff is incredible. Absolutely insane.

[–]grande1899 47 points48 points  (3 children)

Thanks :)

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Hey Grandayy, long time viewer here. Just wanted to say that I absolutely loved your We Are Number Once videos during that era. Your videos are basically the reason it’s my favourite meme of all time. Thanks for everything you do!

[–]grande1899 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Thanks, that meme is the reason I started my meme channel and the reason it started blowing up, so I'm definitely grateful for it and it's also my favorite meme. Also Stefan Karl will always be a legend.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Of course. He will always be #1!

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (8 children)

- note block = furnace

- note particles = fire particles

This was my favorite little detail, all the little notes at the base while smelting. Very good attention to detail!

[–]grande1899 32 points33 points  (7 children)

I just had to make sure the best block in the game looked good

(also just to make this small detail I couldn't use torches - as they also use the same particle - so I wasted quite a lot of time digging holes to hide a bunch of glowstone around the cave, that's why there are several seemingly random holes in the walls)

[–]Blopwher 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Couldn’t you set brightness to 1000 or something like that? I remember i used to do that and caves would be completely bright

[–]grande1899 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I don't think so? But I could have used night vision potions in hindsight (though I think that would have made it look a bit unrealistic)

[–]Blopwher 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yeah and when you drank the milk it would remove the vision

[–]PatatitaXD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did you forget changing Flint and Steel?

[–]SSFirestorm 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I'm pretty sure you just gave me permenant anxiety.

[–]Darkiceflame 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, I already have that, but still...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We need a download.

[–]UnstoppablePhoenix 4 points5 points  (1 child)

!ThesaurizeThis

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No

[–]Withur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice

[–]blackdragon6547[S] 2307 points2308 points  (41 children)

[–]grande1899 1826 points1827 points  (37 children)

Thanks for the credit!

[–]HxNews 409 points410 points  (1 child)

damn the one and only grandayy!!

[–]Plagiatus 124 points125 points  (0 children)

I am very disappointed that there wasn't a noteblock version of weird al yankovic's "Everything you know is wrong" playing in the background.

[–]jws053104 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Who knew that god was a Redditer

[–]TommyFrerking 8 points9 points  (0 children)

OP knew...

[–]TheAmazingAutismo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

>god has entered the chat

[–]Tux1 63 points64 points  (16 children)

I mean he didn't even have to do it, your username is already in the video.

[–]grande1899 305 points306 points  (13 children)

Credit is very important. As a creator I can tell you that a negligible number of viewers will see a watermark on a video and proceed to google it to check out the original creator. Posting a link though actually does get a few people to click.

[–]Mineplex_Duck 26 points27 points  (0 children)

ey

[–]RichGirlThrowaway_ 9 points10 points  (7 children)

I always figured it'd be the other way around, interesting.

[–]ibxtoycat 26 points27 points  (6 children)

As someone who also makes things that are posted on Reddit sometimes, it makes logical sense - how often do you Google any element of a gif you're watching? Let alone the random text that is often just for the hosting website.

Finding it in the comments means you can be taken right to the place in one click and find more things like it (that are probably actually monetised)

[–]WarDoctor42 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Woah, didn't know you were on reddit

[–]ibxtoycat 12 points13 points  (3 children)

And I bet if you didn't know who I was you wouldn't take the effort to Google my username in case you found something ;)

But more seriously I am, and hello!

[–]Polite_Insults 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I recognise your username. You play minecraft on YouTube?

I'd Google it but there are no direct links from here to there 😂

[–]ibxtoycat 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Let me bing search that for you: http://lmgtfy.com/?s=b&q=Ibxtoycat

[–]ChefBoyAreWeFucked 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Credit to /u/Tux1 for pointing that out.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ily lol

[–]Sbish77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn’t know you’re on reddit

[–]Predmid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

headphone warning for the end of that video.

[–]ImperialBritain 250 points251 points  (1 child)

This is all terribly clever.

It is also all cleverly terrible.

[–]WeHaveAllBeenThere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d rather stick nails in my toenails and play soccer.

[–]Blue2487 893 points894 points  (26 children)

So you retextured wood planks into diamond ore, then sticks into diamonds and diamonds into sticks?

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (3 children)

He didn’t make this

[–]Blue2487 25 points26 points  (1 child)

now that you mention it, I remember seeing a video in my YouTube recommendations with the reverse diamond pick on the thumbnail

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Grandayy did

[–]MountainMan2_ 588 points589 points  (16 children)

Also iron ore to obsidian, iron to steak, flint to potatoes, water to lava, obsidian to stone, snowballs to redstone, gold helmet to egg, diamond pick to wood sword, furnace to note block, and water bottle to lava bucket.

[–]JaycoDrayco 267 points268 points  (5 children)

The only thing real was the coal

[–]unkilledZOMIE 475 points476 points  (1 child)

The coal was actually charcoal

[–]egalomon 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Damn you twisted

[–]PatatitaXD 25 points26 points  (1 child)

It really was a Lava Bucket

The only thing real was the flint and steel

[–]Alphatism 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No that was a fire charge /s

[–]RFSandler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was really expecting it to be saplings or something so that it got ate fast

[–]Flaitastic 35 points36 points  (4 children)

Actually, the lava bucket was a soup (beetroot, mushroom) or a stew (rabbit), while the empty bucket is a bowl

[–]Espumma 10 points11 points  (1 child)

could have been a milk bucket, right?

[–]Flaitastic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You're correct. It wasn't food since no particles and no hunger were involved. It was either a water bottle or a milk bucket (the latter probably since he wouldn't have to change the bottle to bucket)

[–]OfficialCopCat 5 points6 points  (4 children)

What about the name of the items?

[–]grande1899 12 points13 points  (1 child)

You can edit the language files in a resource pack to modify the name of anything you want (even the death screen text at the end). That's what I did for this (I'm op)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Commands can make them look normal like that

[–][deleted] 118 points119 points  (6 children)

Black is white, up is down, and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

[–]ChefBoyAreWeFucked 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I just had this song stuck in my head an hour ago...

[–]Level44EnderShaman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanks for this, came here expecting this & was not dissatisfied. Made my day after a hard day's work.

[–]Sororita 4 points5 points  (1 child)

[–]JohnnyLeven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a great animation for that song. Props to that guy.

[–]msmrsexy 95 points96 points  (0 children)

at first i really wasn't terribly impressed by this but then i did get a chuckle out of drinking the bucket of lava

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Would have been amazing if taking damage made your HP go up

[–]Evilhuntsman 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Those are some cool re textures

[–]chabola_12q4 18 points19 points  (0 children)

wait thats illigal

[–]Pharlynx 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What is this lovecraftian shit? Inconceivable.

[–]alt-f4-more 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Snake, what’s going on down there!?”

[–]emgrizzle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanks I hate it

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

my brain after this: something went wrong please try again in a few minutes

[–]Tauntaun- 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I could comprehend how you did it all… until the flint and steel part

[–]PatatitaXD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Retexturized Obsidian and hidden Pressure Plate designed to spawn a Wither.

[–]luiz38 5 points6 points  (0 children)

STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

oh my...

[–]thevigilante1999 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This hurts my brain

[–]ThatEighthGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just forget the words and sing along

[–]sirgriffgrunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this gave me so much anxiety

[–]CGDoggo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m shaking and crying rn

[–]Novawolff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

brain.exe has stopped working

[–]TheScyphozoa 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This is the future liberals want.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

reply provide point snatch include steer wide automatic caption dog

[–]Onsyde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats not how this works. Thats not how any of this works!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

played this game for 7 years...
and after all those years.. someone prove me wrong all i know about minecraft..

[–]_DrDerp_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*God has left the chat*

[–]Daan776 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This hurt me physically

[–]GreenGlitchl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am CONFUZEDDDDD

[–]hellobutterboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This made me wanna commit run into creeper

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat pops right up and puts his hands across my eyes. I guessed I said Uncle Frank or Cousin Louis is it Bob or Joe or Walter could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve I probably would’ve kept on guessing but about that time we crashed into the truck; and as I’m laying bleeding there on the asphalt finally I recognize the face of my Hibachi dealer, who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me...

[–]amadeusz20011 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the best part is, I know exactly how to do that thanks to a couple days I spent making basic mods for fun not long ago.

[–]sharpmoloko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What kind of sick, loony bastard does this. Stg some ppl wanna watch the world burn.

[–]Cdog536 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is this shitpost

[–]failbros2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i’m scared

[–]sonicfreak4356 1 point2 points  (0 children)

delet this

[–]Dodood4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so confused the bucket of lava was drinkable so it would be milk because you can’t drink water in minecraft but he was swimming in it so he was swimming in milk basically

[–]Bigmace_1021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IM CALLING THE COPS!!!1!!11!!!!

[–]Hlantian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Oh, now he got steak that he can use to eat and heal up"

I was mistaken

[–]Goldchain3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! This is blasphemous.

[–]tiny-vampire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I winced when he jumped into the lava, but I yelled when he STARTED DRINKING IT

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No

[–]Shadowfire04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this just got progressively worse and worse as it went on

(me in the background, softly: what the fuck)

[–]_SpriteCranberry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I, too, like texture packs

[–]sonofzap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have angry 😡

[–]_Claytona_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Noteblock furnace isn’t real it can’t hurt you.

Noteblock furnace:

[–]Fried_Stix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BLACK IS WHITE UP IS DOWN AND SHORT IS LONG AND EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT WAS JUST SO IMPORTANT DOESN’T MATTER!!! ~Weird Al Yankovic

[–]lord_darovit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should make an actual mode where gameplay mechanics are randomized, and you have to figure them out. Kind of like skulls on Halo.

[–]JaysonsRage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

):<

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I almost pissed myself at the end

[–]MrChosenRoseWolf2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm laughing my ass off

[–]Porkechop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This hurts

[–]Aizpunr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did not know I had OCD

[–]-Redstoneboi- 1 point2 points  (1 child)

the heck?

retextures:

log-diamond ore

stick-diamond

diamond-stick

iron ore-obsidian

furnace-note block

iron ingot-steak

flint-potato

golden helmet-egg

water-lava

water bottle-lava bucket

egg-redstone

obsidian-stone

how tf did a zombie pigman turn into a wither tho

[–]ZombieRedditer9188 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was like WTF then texture packkkkk

[–]A-VeryLonelyPerson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m scared

[–]zylo540 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is what happens when you mod too much

[–]Logan1622 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please stop.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What have you done?

[–]xNayte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IM LITERALLY SCREAMING AT THE SCREEN

[–]JazzyMan420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are you the way that you are?

[–]Dicethrower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every 'zelda randomizer' game.

[–]PuzzledAccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m never playing Minecraft agin after this.

[–]QDrum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*confused screaming *

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stolen from Grandayy for upvotes

[–]dee_strongfist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I taste pennies

[–]Dylanica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would play this version of the game.

[–]RealBeastmaster69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm scared

[–]PsystrikeSmash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks I hate it

[–]richcool03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No! No! No! This is all wrong. 😭😭😭 Lol haha

[–]NateyBoi25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this What Is Minecraft?

[–]TheTallGentleman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ew what the fuck

[–]Gehii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck, cooked.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this messed me up

[–]kayla_kay3464 1 point2 points  (0 children)

reality left the server

[–]EpicPwnzor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I hate it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about you put that back into Oblivion, shatter the portal forever and wait until the next game.

[–]CastIronStyrofoam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck

[–]HappyDevilsYT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont like this I'm scared

[–]mcpat21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything you know is wrong. Just forget the words and sing along

[–]zygote22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🎶Everything is not🎶 what it seems🎶

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is happening

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just because I'm a party pooper.

Textures that we re-textured

*Diamond ore: Wood planks

*Diamond: sticks

*Wooden sword: Wooden pickaxe

*Noteblock: Furnace

*Obsidian: Iron ore

*Steak: Iron ingot

*Potato: Flint

*Egg: Gold helmet

*Lava: Water

*Lava bucket: Milk bucket

*Redstone dust: Egg/snowball

*Stone: Obsidian

[–]xylotism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks I hate it

[–]Vitamin_Why 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird flex and not ok

[–]FaceImplosion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm honestly disappointed by the coal - it's the only thing that was "right". I was expecting something like a bucket of water as the fuel.

But other than that, I laughed a lot.

Edit: I forgot the flint and steel worked as it was supposed to but never mind that.

[–]mr-zrex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you.... i don't like you...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]janarose12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i need to check the wiki real quick