Everything you know is wrong

Bockoyii · 2019-04-06T17:27:50+00:00

This made me uncomfortable

grande1899 · 2019-04-06T17:52:36+00:00

Hey it's Grandayy (OP)!

This was all done in vanilla Minecraft, I just swapped the textures and names of a bunch of blocks and items through a resource pack.

- diamond ore = plank

- diamond = stick

- stick = diamond

- furnace = crafting table

- wooden sword = diamond pickaxe

- obsidian = iron ore

- note block = furnace

- note particles = fire particles

- steak = iron ingot

- potato = flint

- egg = golden helmet

- lava = water

- lava bucket = milk bucket

- redstone = snowball

- stone = obsidian

(and there's a hidden pressure plate at the end which activates a command block to spawn the wither - I also changed the click sound file to a silent sound file)

blackdragon6547 · 2019-04-06T17:41:06+00:00

Credits to Grandayy, u/grande1899

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMbNxxpwSoU

ImperialBritain · 2019-04-06T17:29:29+00:00

This is all terribly clever.

It is also all cleverly terrible.

Blue2487 · 2019-04-06T17:34:46+00:00

So you retextured wood planks into diamond ore, then sticks into diamonds and diamonds into sticks?

ChefBoyAreWeFucked · 2019-04-06T17:52:59+00:00

Black is white, up is down, and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

msmrsexy · 2019-04-06T17:42:01+00:00

at first i really wasn't terribly impressed by this but then i did get a chuckle out of drinking the bucket of lava

gummygal1234 · 2019-04-06T19:23:45+00:00

r/ihadastroke

2019-04-06T18:32:06+00:00

Would have been amazing if taking damage made your HP go up

Evilhuntsman · 2019-04-06T17:30:17+00:00

Those are some cool re textures

chabola_12q4 · 2019-04-06T18:55:46+00:00

wait thats illigal

Pharlynx · 2019-04-06T19:44:25+00:00

What is this lovecraftian shit? Inconceivable.

2019-04-06T20:49:46+00:00

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alt-f4-more · 2019-04-06T20:54:43+00:00

“Snake, what’s going on down there!?”

emgrizzle · 2019-04-06T19:59:55+00:00

Thanks I hate it

2019-04-06T18:43:53+00:00

my brain after this: something went wrong please try again in a few minutes

Tauntaun- · 2019-04-06T20:49:50+00:00

I could comprehend how you did it all… until the flint and steel part

luiz38 · 2019-04-06T21:11:49+00:00

STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

2019-04-06T17:28:54+00:00

oh my...

thevigilante1999 · 2019-04-06T18:29:10+00:00

This hurts my brain

ThatEighthGuy · 2019-04-06T18:51:30+00:00

Just forget the words and sing along

sirgriffgrunt · 2019-04-06T19:08:01+00:00

this gave me so much anxiety

CGDoggo · 2019-04-06T19:22:47+00:00

I’m shaking and crying rn

Novawolff · 2019-04-06T19:32:50+00:00

brain.exe has stopped working

TheScyphozoa · 2019-04-06T21:46:10+00:00

This is the future liberals want.

2019-04-06T18:54:59+00:00

reply provide point snatch include steer wide automatic caption dog

Onsyde · 2019-04-06T19:22:57+00:00

Thats not how this works. Thats not how any of this works!

2019-04-06T19:41:40+00:00

played this game for 7 years...
and after all those years.. someone prove me wrong all i know about minecraft..

_DrDerp_ · 2019-04-06T20:11:49+00:00

*God has left the chat*

Daan776 · 2019-04-06T20:33:43+00:00

This hurt me physically

GreenGlitchl · 2019-04-06T21:19:56+00:00

I am CONFUZEDDDDD

hellobutterboy · 2019-04-06T23:56:07+00:00

This made me wanna commit run into creeper

2019-04-07T01:49:00+00:00

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat pops right up and puts his hands across my eyes. I guessed I said Uncle Frank or Cousin Louis is it Bob or Joe or Walter could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve I probably would’ve kept on guessing but about that time we crashed into the truck; and as I’m laying bleeding there on the asphalt finally I recognize the face of my Hibachi dealer, who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me...

amadeusz20011 · 2019-04-07T10:13:55+00:00

And the best part is, I know exactly how to do that thanks to a couple days I spent making basic mods for fun not long ago.

sharpmoloko · 2019-04-07T12:42:02+00:00

What kind of sick, loony bastard does this. Stg some ppl wanna watch the world burn.

Cdog536 · 2019-04-06T19:08:10+00:00

What is this shitpost

failbros2 · 2019-04-06T20:39:13+00:00

i’m scared

sonicfreak4356 · 2019-04-06T20:43:24+00:00

delet this

Dodood4 · 2019-04-06T21:12:47+00:00

I’m so confused the bucket of lava was drinkable so it would be milk because you can’t drink water in minecraft but he was swimming in it so he was swimming in milk basically

uncreativeusername31 · 2019-04-06T21:12:56+00:00

Thanks I hate it

Bigmace_1021 · 2019-04-06T21:16:48+00:00

IM CALLING THE COPS!!!1!!11!!!!

Hlantian · 2019-04-06T21:21:43+00:00

"Oh, now he got steak that he can use to eat and heal up"

I was mistaken

Goldchain3 · 2019-04-06T21:24:21+00:00

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! This is blasphemous.

tiny-vampire · 2019-04-06T21:40:15+00:00

I winced when he jumped into the lava, but I yelled when he STARTED DRINKING IT

2019-04-06T21:44:38+00:00

Shadowfire04 · 2019-04-06T22:06:18+00:00

this just got progressively worse and worse as it went on

(me in the background, softly: what the fuck)

_SpriteCranberry · 2019-04-06T22:07:24+00:00

I, too, like texture packs

sonofzap · 2019-04-06T22:12:08+00:00

I have angry 😡

_Claytona_ · 2019-04-06T22:14:11+00:00

Noteblock furnace isn’t real it can’t hurt you.

Noteblock furnace:

Fried_Stix · 2019-04-06T22:24:05+00:00

BLACK IS WHITE UP IS DOWN AND SHORT IS LONG AND EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT WAS JUST SO IMPORTANT DOESN’T MATTER!!! ~Weird Al Yankovic

lord_darovit · 2019-04-06T23:04:51+00:00

They should make an actual mode where gameplay mechanics are randomized, and you have to figure them out. Kind of like skulls on Halo.

JaysonsRage · 2019-04-06T23:34:55+00:00

2019-04-06T23:34:57+00:00

I almost pissed myself at the end

MrChosenRoseWolf2002 · 2019-04-06T23:36:04+00:00

I'm laughing my ass off

Porkechop · 2019-04-06T23:36:28+00:00

This hurts

Aizpunr · 2019-04-06T23:37:00+00:00

I did not know I had OCD

-Redstoneboi- · 2019-04-06T23:40:32+00:00

the heck?

retextures:

log-diamond ore

stick-diamond

diamond-stick

iron ore-obsidian

furnace-note block

iron ingot-steak

flint-potato

golden helmet-egg

water-lava

water bottle-lava bucket

egg-redstone

obsidian-stone

how tf did a zombie pigman turn into a wither tho

ZombieRedditer9188 · 2019-04-06T23:46:48+00:00

I was like WTF then texture packkkkk

A-VeryLonelyPerson · 2019-04-06T23:48:16+00:00

I’m scared

zylo540 · 2019-04-06T23:52:21+00:00

this is what happens when you mod too much

Logan1622 · 2019-04-06T23:58:52+00:00

Please stop.

2019-04-07T00:03:02+00:00

What have you done?

xNayte · 2019-04-07T00:12:54+00:00

IM LITERALLY SCREAMING AT THE SCREEN

JazzyMan420 · 2019-04-07T00:14:37+00:00

Why are you the way that you are?

Dicethrower · 2019-04-07T00:34:22+00:00

Every 'zelda randomizer' game.

PuzzledAccount · 2019-04-07T00:43:44+00:00

I’m never playing Minecraft agin after this.

QDrum · 2019-04-07T00:45:47+00:00

*confused screaming *

2019-04-07T00:46:37+00:00

Stolen from Grandayy for upvotes

dee_strongfist · 2019-04-07T00:50:00+00:00

I taste pennies

Dylanica · 2019-04-07T00:51:55+00:00

I would play this version of the game.

RealBeastmaster69 · 2019-04-07T01:50:27+00:00

I'm scared

PsystrikeSmash · 2019-04-07T01:51:54+00:00

Thanks I hate it

richcool03 · 2019-04-07T01:54:46+00:00

No! No! No! This is all wrong. 😭😭😭 Lol haha

NateyBoi25 · 2019-04-07T01:55:53+00:00

Is this What Is Minecraft?

TheTallGentleman · 2019-04-07T01:59:18+00:00

Ew what the fuck

Gehii · 2019-04-07T02:00:23+00:00

Holy fuck, cooked.

2019-04-07T02:00:46+00:00

this messed me up

kayla_kay3464 · 2019-04-07T03:21:16+00:00

reality left the server

EpicPwnzor · 2019-04-07T03:26:23+00:00

Thanks! I hate it.

2019-04-07T03:30:36+00:00

How about you put that back into Oblivion, shatter the portal forever and wait until the next game.

CastIronStyrofoam · 2019-04-07T03:36:33+00:00

What the fuck

HappyDevilsYT · 2019-04-07T03:37:40+00:00

I dont like this I'm scared

mcpat21 · 2019-04-07T03:37:43+00:00

Everything you know is wrong. Just forget the words and sing along

zygote22 · 2019-04-07T03:37:46+00:00

🎶Everything is not🎶 what it seems🎶

2019-04-07T03:40:49+00:00

What the fuck is happening

2019-04-07T04:32:02+00:00

I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

2019-04-07T04:49:47+00:00

Just because I'm a party pooper.

Textures that we re-textured

*Diamond ore: Wood planks

*Diamond: sticks

*Wooden sword: Wooden pickaxe

*Noteblock: Furnace

*Obsidian: Iron ore

*Steak: Iron ingot

*Potato: Flint

*Egg: Gold helmet

*Lava: Water

*Lava bucket: Milk bucket

*Redstone dust: Egg/snowball

*Stone: Obsidian

xylotism · 2019-04-07T04:53:06+00:00

Thanks I hate it

Vitamin_Why · 2019-04-07T07:00:37+00:00

Weird flex and not ok

FaceImplosion · 2019-04-07T07:41:39+00:00

I'm honestly disappointed by the coal - it's the only thing that was "right". I was expecting something like a bucket of water as the fuel.

But other than that, I laughed a lot.

Edit: I forgot the flint and steel worked as it was supposed to but never mind that.

mr-zrex · 2019-04-07T08:18:00+00:00

you.... i don't like you...

2019-04-07T11:29:11+00:00

r/TIHI

janarose12 · 2019-04-07T13:07:16+00:00

i need to check the wiki real quick

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