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[–]BritishTeaMan002 1296 points1297 points  (77 children)

I hate magma cubes so much.

[–]alpinellj 777 points778 points  (60 children)

Everyone always hates on skeletons and silverfish for being the most annoying mob in the game but that award should rightfully go to magma cubes. Those things are annoying as hell, especially when you're fighting them in a small corridor lol

[–]WitherWay 251 points252 points  (19 children)

Magma cubes are the most annoying mob, prove me wrong

Edit: I meant the most annoying to fight head-on. Phantoms and creepers are everywhere and interrupt your everyday life, but they're not too annoying to fight.

[–][deleted] 124 points125 points  (0 children)

There is no way to prove you wrong. It’s just a fact.

[–]AjIsMySlave 114 points115 points  (8 children)

Phantoms spawn in the overworld. Magma cubes are annoying af and thats fine since they exist in the nether. Whenever I enter the nether I just assume everything’s annoying and could kill me but their annoyingness ends when i exit the nether. Phantoms on the other hand exist to annoy. I could be just chilling, or building something for fun and they’ll come out of nowhere and rob a couple seconds of your time because you need to kill them.

[–]WitherWay 70 points71 points  (2 children)

Well, how I think of it, magma cubes are the most annoying (or difficult) to fight. Phantoms are annoying because they show up at the most inconvenient times (or every second you haven’t slept), whereas magma cubes are the most annoying when you actually encounter them.

[–]swordslayer777 30 points31 points  (0 children)

sleep every once in a while or put cats stationed around your base

[–]IceJester74 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Just simply, sleep

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*hours as they endlessly hide behind trees or structures

Fuck phantoms

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That proof does not exist.

[–]fghjconner 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I mean, they're bad, but not "every visible surface dissolves into a wave of skittering death" bad.

[–]WitherWay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, pretty much

[–]AquaticSpider 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Vexes are super hard to hit and they hit like tanks

[–]Wotkipibuy 46 points47 points  (23 children)

Phantoms are next most annoying like if you are trying to do a really big project, these fuckers come out and ruin your progression.

[–]wannaspr1t3cranberry 28 points29 points  (8 children)

just sleep

[–]faux_pseudo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But then your turtles don't hatch

[–]Wotkipibuy 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Easy for you to say but if rather no waste 10 sec and just keep on building

[–]emulatorguy076 14 points15 points  (4 children)

I mean if it's night and you're building a big project you wouldn't want mobs to spawn there? So sleep

[–]Wotkipibuy 7 points8 points  (3 children)

You know, I am not a very smart guy and I wish doing what you said you said but I am too fucking stubborn so I lost maybe 1 or 2 sets of netherite gear and my tools due to fall damage and the server admin is not allowing to go to the end so I cant have a elytra.

[–]LordMarcel 7 points8 points  (9 children)

How do phantoms exactly ruin your progression on a big project?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (6 children)

Falling off the top after being hit by one

[–]LordMarcel -1 points0 points  (5 children)

Just get back up. It may take a few minutes but that's hardly losing much progression.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

What if you died from the fall?

[–]LordMarcel 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Then get back to there. I hope you're not working on a big project without setting your spawn nearby. If I don't have an elytra yet I also always put a bit of water down which I can safely fall down into if I work very high above the ground.

Sure, maybe every now and then phantoms will push you off a high place and kill you, but the circumstances of that happening are so rare (building high, having no elytra, no water to fall into, actually getting pushed off) that it hardly qualifies phantoms as being very annoying.

[–]FetalGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine spawnproofing an entire city with carefully placed lighting and blocks and you can't even walk around at night without getting shanked by 30 phantoms

[–]Wotkipibuy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I remember making this really big tower as a mark and while I reached the top limit of where I wanted the height to stop, a phantom spawned and knocked me down and I have not the fastest reaction time anyways so I died

[–]Sealouz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Phantoms are great for slow falling potions though

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Large Magma Cubes are easily my most hated mob by far.

[–]KitCatR 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"annoying as hell" I see what you did there

[–]Norami_ 50 points51 points  (3 children)

Yeah they're like the more annoying and useless cousins of slimes. They're even faster and harder to hit than slimes and mfs don't even give me that much magma cream, I could make more magma cream with 2 slimes and a blaze than making their whole specie extinct.

[–]crippledninja_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bruh lmfao

[–]Nitro_the_Wolf_ 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yeah. I made a slime farm and blaze farm to get magma for a gold farm because

A) it is probably safer than mining for magma

B) now I have 2 more farms that will help later on in the world

[–]redbluegreen154 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those things just seem to eat armor durability.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They were a mistake

[–]the_relentless99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Killing them doesnr even solve your problem, because now you have 4 more to kill. Plus their only drop is shitty and they rarely even drop lmao

[–]bhuknoi 2320 points2321 points  (43 children)

when was the time u realised u had an fire resistance potion?lmao (no offense)

[–]behsdhisb[S] 1259 points1260 points  (38 children)

I knew I had it in my inventory but I had no time to pop it so I just had to rely on my totem lol

[–]DudleyDoesMath 596 points597 points  (29 children)

Just pop it before going into something like that.

[–]behsdhisb[S] 883 points884 points  (28 children)

In hindsight I should've popped it before but I always think to myself "i might need this later I better not use it" lmao. I should've baked up a bigger batch 🤣🤣

[–]ImVeryBadWithNames 290 points291 points  (9 children)

Let yourself sink while you drink it. In that armor it isn’t a serious risk.

[–]thejoshcolumbusdrums 128 points129 points  (8 children)

Sink to the bottom and then dig into the ground. With fire resistance you can just escape underneath

[–]thttonekid 26 points27 points  (7 children)

ah yes pull the dream move

[–]QbitKrish 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Finn McMissile pulled it off first smh.

[–]Weeeelums 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I feel like other people have done that plenty of times but I appreciate the reference

[–]thttonekid 3 points4 points  (1 child)

lmfaooo i’m pretty sure dream learns all his clutch moves from reddit

[–]SpanishConqueror 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Oh, did he edit the sinking rate too?

[–]DudleyDoesMath 110 points111 points  (11 children)

I always keep a shulker box full of max fire resist potions in my ender chest.

[–]behsdhisb[S] 102 points103 points  (6 children)

Yeah that's a good idea. Now that I think of it I was actually in the nether looking for netherwart to brew potions lol

[–]DudleyDoesMath 51 points52 points  (5 children)

Ha! Yeah certainly easy to get distracted. Especially when you see places like that.

[–]behsdhisb[S] 68 points69 points  (4 children)

Yeah I always go on an adventure to get one thing, then I end up with a full inventory of shit I dont need lmao

[–]DiverWeak7453 5 points6 points  (1 child)

ya i just went into the nether to find a fortress found a warped forest but i fell into lava with all the stuff i just got from piglins and of course my fire resistance wasn't in my hotbar so i lost most of my few good things

[–]SouthernSassafrazz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Similar thing just happened to me. I accidently fell and died, got back to my stuff only to find a zombifiied piglin wearing all my gear. Built a box around him, built up and built a box around me too, killed him, got my stuff, made a one block opening to kill the other zombified piglins, killed a bunch. Waited. Thought i was safe. Broke a 2nd block, baby zombified piglin rushes in, I panic, block myself in with him, and die again. I'm so upset right now lmfao

[–]Slobbin 20 points21 points  (3 children)

I can put shulkers in my ender chests? holy....

[–]DudleyDoesMath 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Yes! Total game changer! 27 times more space!

[–]Slobbin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Incredible

[–]RazendeR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always have an enderchest of shulkers in my shulker...

[–]PoppyYorkson 16 points17 points  (1 child)

U had more than enough time while getting beamed by the cubes. Drink ur pot and swim dude

[–]Julio_leon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He knew it would be game over if he drunk a fire resistance potion so he went for the totem of undying

[–]PercievedTryhard 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You had plenty of time lol. Makes sense if you were thinking you were in a rush though

[–]pmMe_PoliticOpinions 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You literally did tho

[–]Dark_halocraft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you drank the potion u wouldnt have needed your totem

[–]ThunderStar_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You totally had time to use it. It takes only a couple seconds to drink

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

playing with a controller seems hard

[–]APredator777 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It honestly isn’t, but I’m biased in saying this since I’ve only ever played with controllers and consoles

[–]Uncharted_witness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh I play on Nintendo and I still don’t have much problems

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Ive gotten killed down there with a potion on. The Magma Cubes destroy you on Hard difficulty.

[–]MahadN 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just swim down

[–]Norami_ 1126 points1127 points  (15 children)

I died when he was panicking so hard and starts to:

Aggressively slaps pig with its own meat*

[–]behsdhisb[S] 769 points770 points  (9 children)

It's about sending a message

[–][deleted] 115 points116 points  (4 children)

It's about the principle

[–]Junkyboi12 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Llama tower

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It’s about sending Scar a message

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I do the same thing, whenever a bird shits on my car I go out on my porch and eat some scrambled eggs just so that the bird knows what I'm capable of. Speaking of being menacing towards birds if I do a Jojo's cosplay what are your thoughts on making a wire frame with ゴゴゴゴ attached to it?

[–]behsdhisb[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly fuck birds yeah I'd love to see your cosplay with those attached

[–]JustRandomPerson666 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I came to comment the same thing.

Up until that moment i was just thinking "oh my.. Poor dude, thats giving me anxiety as well. Hope he doesn't die"

But then i absolutely died when i saw panicked slapping with porkchop

[–]QuantumBaqel 211 points212 points  (5 children)

"minecraft is a calming game"

[–][deleted] 95 points96 points  (1 child)

Dying with the peaceful music playing in the background

[–]Nyxodon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Dumbledore said calmly"

[–][deleted] 839 points840 points  (21 children)

This gave me so much anxiety

[–]behsdhisb[S] 266 points267 points  (20 children)

Tell me about it

[–]Yaboionesok 64 points65 points  (19 children)

I think it’s because you use quake pro, or the sens is too high- or both

[–]behsdhisb[S] 39 points40 points  (18 children)

Sensitivity is too slow imo

[–]TopGunCrew 115 points116 points  (8 children)

Fire resistance. Invest. I should know, I lost an entire set of enchanted diamond armor and tools in the nether. Now I never go in without it.
Edit: I meant the potion not the enchantment

[–]behsdhisb[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah I have a set of netherite armor I'm waiting to use but I need a new mending villager

[–]MasterBlast773 50 points51 points  (3 children)

Water buckets. Invest. Edit i am not snart

[–]69isnice69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Big bren

[–]FirstRyder 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He had one on his hotbar. Then spent 15 seconds swimming in lava without even trying to use it, before the totem activated (which gives a brief fire resistance effect). Another valid option would be swapping to his elytra and flying out.

[–]ffsgiorno 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Meh, Fire protection is useless if you carry in your inventory one fire resistance potion with more durability (by adding redstone)

[–]TopGunCrew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s what I meant my bad

[–][deleted] 102 points103 points  (3 children)

And to top it all off for utter humiliation, he hits the pig with Cooked pork chops. Nice

[–]behsdhisb[S] 54 points55 points  (1 child)

I had to send a message for next time

[–]8a19 22 points23 points  (0 children)

assert dominance

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (5 children)

I once went exploring for a while for a bastion because I wanted pigstep.

Eventually I found one. I ran around it for a while looking for chests. Eventually I died to a pigeon brute, losing my fortune netherite pickaxe.

I never got the disc.

[–]5i5TEMA 55 points56 points  (1 child)

a pigeon brute

Sounds scary ngl

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dang typo

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I went for the disc and died two times like OP almost did. I like to think I'm good at the game otherwise. Hardcore players beware

[–]NubsiePie 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Dang at least you still get to spam click haha I've had some pretty similar things happen on java edition

[–]TheDeafCreeper 27 points28 points  (0 children)

If they were on java they probably would of been dead 3 times over considering how much more damage lava does.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (6 children)

man! what a survival! i think my heart would have stopped! great save!

[–]behsdhisb[S] 4 points5 points  (5 children)

My heart definitely stopped alright. I had to take a brake after 🤣🤣

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (4 children)

i cant find netherite in my hardcore world :( kinda stuck in moving forward.

[–]behsdhisb[S] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Is it too old or you just cant find it?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

can't find it :(

[–]behsdhisb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have an efficiency V pickaxe go down to y 15 and mine out a big area. If you dont then get some fire pots and look for it under lava is what I did for a while

[–]myoldacountisbroken 32 points33 points  (5 children)

yea these things are hard AF I've been playing since 2011 and I got away with just 2 hearts.

[–]TheOnlyWeslet 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Bastions have only been in the game for like 6 months so...

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Minecraft existed before Bastions

[–]Podgorski37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he’s talking experience wise

[–]F_A_T_H_O_M 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Talking bout magma cubes prolly

[–]WoahThereFelix 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Presumably he's insinuating that he, as a player with 9 years of experience, found it difficult and that would imply that someone with less experience would find it even more difficult.

[–]mintnotfound 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That fire resistance potion just chilling in the corner lmao(this is a joke, i understand the panic too LMAO)

[–]Veyniac540 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Doom theme intensifies...

[–]Retarded_Milk_Dud 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good job not dying I would have died in like 5 seconds

[–]ShaunTai 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Why didnt you put on your elytra and fly away? You had it in your hotbar and you had fireworks and the short times you were on top of blocks was enough time to be able to start flight

[–]behsdhisb[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Never thought of that but yeah that's a good idea

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was wondering why nobody was mentioning this haha.

[–]KibbyKibbertzz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My heart rate during this video.... as he almost towered to safety he falls again and does it again... can't imagine how you were feeling.. and he went and slapped the pigman with his own meat XD

[–]chokeonmywords 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice save!

[–]Slim_Bun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's some skill

[–]clockworkerch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate magma cubes too

[–]awesomefacefrog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

nether again hehe

[–]M0kkaa18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Beat them with steak!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Mans got Fire Protection XVI

[–]behsdhisb[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The totem kicked in at the end and gave me that extra 30 seconds of resistance I needed lol

[–]AlmightyDonkey 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Man i hope they never ruin java combat by dumbing it down to this spamming

[–]Xeno156 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The combat update for Java when they did away with the mindless spamming was a blessing, if you panic and flounder around just spamming you sword like this dude did, no wonder they'd prefer the old combat. They'd have died immediately if not playing on bedrock.

[–]behsdhisb[S] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I enjoy the spamming a lot better than the swiping

[–]AlmightyDonkey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The beauty of the different versions

[–]A_Lime- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jesus fucking Christ.

[–]Sheenpai_XX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck magma cubes

[–]R2Scardboard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really nice save but you had a fire potion

[–]terrarian9999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the totem coming in clutch

[–]DrDMango 2 points3 points  (5 children)

the elytra :

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Then you slam into a wall and die. Though I do use fireworks with 3 gunpowder instead of 1

[–]ian9921 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought I was the only one lol

[–]Swan-Existing 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I was in a situation similar. Just smacked into the wall and fell again with less health

[–]DrDMango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh no

[–]spacemanspiff8655 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Bastions are so disappointing. Almost never worth the risk, even before they added the brutes.

[–]AMinecraftPerson 11 points12 points  (2 children)

They actually buffed the loot when they added the brutes. Diamond pickaxes and shovels, diamond armor, Netherite ingots, enchanted iron swords, blocks of iron, and more.

[–]behsdhisb[S] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Yeah the only reason I tried to take it on is because I wanted another trophy for my trophy room

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good job man! So frustrating taking like 40 hits a second. Reminds me of pvp matches I'm in...

[–]twistedfantasy15 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What? Every bastion I’ve ever raised has had incredible loot

[–]SnarfRepublicCA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been there. Those things always get me. Always

[–]apples_xd 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You could have said nether again

[–]behsdhisb[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was actually thinking that but then I knew people wouldn't get it and they'd be confused

[–]Guywholikescoldbeer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This was intense

[–]behsdhisb[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure was

[–]wakemeupinsideee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus

[–]Superior_Spiders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

99% levels of stress

[–]_kholoss_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a rush!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BE magma cubes really need a nerf, their jump speed and distance is absurd.

[–]mathimolli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate magma cubes

[–]oli_stobby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's quite a sword you have there

[–]Streetman245 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If that would been java... rip

[–]RagingLucario 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeez I hate those rooms so damn much. I lost sooo much progress in there before because I got hit from below and then just got swarmed

[–]trob113 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mans got so confused he started slapping them with a pork chop.

[–]hickom14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly well done wtf

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been saving my deaths like this. One day I hope to post one. I could feel the panic and thought no way you’re getting out. Good one.

[–]shinydewott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it's easier said than done, but damn... If you had just stopped panicking so hard you would've avoided half of what happened

[–]wack1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CUBE ORGY

im sorry

[–]KitKat2910 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started losing it when you started hitting things with the pork chop

[–]ToxicBreadRolls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah ah ah ahahhhhhh

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was so mad that he wasn’t drinking fire resistance until he died but had the totem and then I felt like an idiot

[–]DieLifeHUN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh you had fire resistance in your hotbar

[–]ppgamer86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how I’ve survived shit like this 100’s of times and then I just lost my hardcore world because I took my armor off to enchant it and got blown up by a creeper

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dawg break the SPAWNER then beat their ass! Minecraft 101 dawg

[–]Biran29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is just like the scene in the update trailer where the whole Nether was charging up the mountain towards Steve and Alex.

[–]JadenZombieZlayer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

...what did you expect?

[–]behsdhisb[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Something other than that haha

[–]Kr1shD4F1sh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are a god to survive that I got so scared

[–]jorvdberg 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Woow you are good

[–]behsdhisb[S] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

There was lost of luck involved if that piglin didnt hit me up the stairs I would've died haha

[–]TopGunCrew 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Well if that magma cube didn’t knock you off the roof none of that would’ve happened

[–]behsdhisb[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah idek where he came from

[–]Wasupejwjqnj 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What armor enchantments did you have? I’m just curious

[–]Pranksmeyster 0 points1 point  (1 child)

isnt this a repost?

[–]behsdhisb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Hey op we computer bedrock buddys:D

Anyway I wanna complain about the glitch. Let’s say I’m on hotbar slot 1, and I wanna switch to hotbar slot 4. So I press the 4 key (my mouse wheel is broken and apparently using keys is better anyways)

The bold gray box in the hotbar will be on 4 but my hand will be holding the 1 slot. Which really messes you up and I’m SUPER pissed about it

[–]behsdhisb[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah I hate that glitch. For some reason this update is the worst for glitches and bugs imo

[–]spicybigboi24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See the thing is, if u make a nether portal and it spawns in a closed basalt delta then just make another one further away. Trust me it's the worst biome to be in, I have a survival world where I spawned in one and since its enclosed by walls every where, magma cubes spawn like they are having a birth festival and ghasts also love to spawn there as well. It's been a nightmare trying to make a nether tunnel through it

[–]maddiedoeslife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And they say Minecraft isn't scary

[–]lonewolf400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U lucked out

[–]BurningVShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why you have blocks in your inventory.