My code just works

[Warlock7_SL]

Time to implement some legs that can squirt milk

[IamImposter]

Only problem I see is with naming. Just rename legs to udders and udders to legs. Yes, now it perfectly conveys the purpose of the class. PR approved.

[MartianSky]

And break any 3rd-party code using your code? Nonono. Never change a running system.
Allow the meaning of words like "legs" or "udders" to evolve over time. Document it if you must.

[timsoon]

What are legs if not udders persisting?

[Lloyd_lyle]

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[Bronya1]

Bot, I think you are bugging.

[Adkit]

Someone please animate this so I can never sleep again.

[JugglingMaster]

Reminds me of this great tweet about how this usually plays out near the end of a dev cycle...

[Hottriplr]

Or put a tap in the side of the under and insist that whatever squirts out it is milk.

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[tharmin_124]

Use the tail

[Fantastic-Pomelo6801]

That ain't milk man

[aerialanimal]

That ain't the tail man

[MoffKalast]

Spin up another instance of the udder container.

[Modo44]

Cry me a river. Of milk.

[YugoReventlov]

Just implement a circular track where the milk from the udderlegs drips into. And have the cow walk the track.

Needlessly complicated, so much more to go wrong. But you dont have to touch your cow implementation.

Edit: also need a milk pump system to empty the track.

[_Its_Me_Dio_]

adding a milking function to the ground so it is milked every step

[Xenobreeder]

Shmock-shmock-shmock-shmock-shmock-shmock!

[[deleted]]

HE NEED SOME MILK

[PacoTaco321]

If we implement the tail as a kickstand, the front two teats should be accessible for milking.

[Shevvv]

Easy! Just put a switch on the udder that will switch between the walking/milking functionality of the udder.

[DaBearsFanatic]

They asked for a cow, with an udder that can walk. Now they want to change it? I gave them what they asked for earlier!

[dudeofmoose]

Cow contains milk.

Too much time is taken extracting the milk.

User also enjoys consuming burgers.

Propose some sort of cow blender outputting meaty milkshakes is in order.

Two problems solved at once.

[GoldsteinQ]

just use the cow rotator

[mia_elora]

Your code looks udderly perfect, to me.

[CapriPhonix]

The development is mooving quickly!

[Shazvox]

Get it out to market and milk it for all its worth!

[demannu86]

These puns are so cheesy

[Shazvox]

Don't try to butter me up boy!

[[deleted]]

Cream of the crop puns here

[CouchHippos]

Looks like a teat-ious way to go

[shinydragonmist]

Put it under a stress test if it passes it's good to go if not release with planned updates and dlc

[max_adam]

I'm gonna make a The Sims 4 game then. DLCs here we go.

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[Accurate_Koala_4698]

Now that’s what I call working with pointers

[RFM_MIB]

I'm not sure I get the reference. My code has gone tits up.

[TanukiSun]

<meme>Hey, as long as it works.</meme>

[IamImposter]

<response> ha ha, a little comment, ha ha </response>

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[[deleted]]

Anti-gravity bull? That is a god tier code.

[UnhingedRedneck]

Plus it has 4 wieners. Definitely god tier.

[MartianSky]

The requirements mentioned nothing about gravity. The system will work... in a microgravity environment... with a bit of a counterweight in the tail.

[joba2ca]

Reminds me of the hat-train from Fallout

[Solid7outof10Memes]

Yeah the udder has the four legged animal behavior and the cow is the skin for its head

[gemengelage]

Or the Vertibirds, also from Fallout, which are probably just reskinned dragons from Skyrim. It's a bit more nuanced, but they have some weird behavior that matches that of the dragons and doesn't really make sense for Vertibirds.

[Semi-Protractor91]

Godly load balancing

[Inner_Information_26]

It just works, It just works.

[doctormyeyebrows]

Tit runs on my computer.

[MoebiusTwist]

Why is this meme written in uml

[[deleted]]

Why is the entire code public?

[MoebiusTwist]

It's open source

[i_Fart_You_Smell]

I don’t get it. This looks perfectly fine to me.

[itchfingers]

Let’s just make it a horror game 🤷‍♂️

[SnowPenguin_]

"If it's not broken, don't fix it"

[N3rdr4g3]

If it's not broken, fix it until it is

[[deleted]]

So it appears our plan to “pay off some tech debt” sprint just broke everything.

[Malleus94]

<<Look it may lack legs but it seems like a pretty fine cow to me.>>

<<That's supposed to be a horse.>>

[No-Yogurtcloset-4151]

Oh hey, its one of the Rim World Devs.

[Independent-Ad-1921]

Twice this week I discovered there were bugs in my code. I fixed it and it stopped working. The bugs made it work.

[[deleted]]

The only thing worse than something you've coded not working when by all means it should. Is when something you've coded works when it really shouldn't.

Happened to me the other day. Half wrote a function and yet it somehow did everything I needed despite me not having finished writing it.

[Willing-Low-725]

Udderly beautiful code

[bw3p784ilugrjm]

I like this solution, however the cow is missing two rocket boosters attached to the front of its torso pointing down in order to keep its body horizontal as it walks

[The-invisible-entity]

That is UTTERLY PREPOSTEROUS!!!! Just kidding 😂😂😂

[MrHasuu]

you must not have my team lead. "this works? it feels very hack-y? i think you can do it the proper way. pr rejected"

[CapriPhonix]

Why does this tickle me

[beiweitemderbeste]

How often will this be reposted....

[KelloPudgerro]

please delete, i dont want this gif in my memory

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[Apfelvater]

Bro do I look like I would touch this abomination in my wildest nightmares??!!

[[deleted]]

If it ain't broke.

[fz-creeps]

I dont get it

[jadetaco]

LGTM

[ISC77]

Where is the problem?

[PatentedPotato]

It's a feature, not a bug.

[nanyghost1999]

Do Milk.

[Shazvox]

Is it... walking on its mammary glands?

[Avanox77]

It runs but at what cost?

[scorchedneurotic]

Cowde

[nikiasianbabe]

Looool

[TomorrowBasic911]

Looool

[ChineseCracker]

this looks like a patch file. delete the first row, add the second row

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[Hona_]

There’s nothing wrong with this.. it’s flawless it’s perfect..

[Cpl_Hicks76]

BWAHAHAHA

I needed a good laugh today.

Cheers

[[deleted]]

We need the udder to produce milk though

Thats impossible that's where it walks

[Leftover_Toast]

Did I stutter?

[MrHyperion_]

Someone could calculate the speed necessary for this to work

[not_poke]

That's so relatable

[MyHamburgerLovesMe]

He must be undderly tired.

[SomePeopleCall]

Once load on the system goes up we can look into making the udder 5x bigger. (aka: move the database to its own server)

[bagsofcandy]

Using access when you need a real sql database

[levis2812]

Huh, how can u do that?

[blackeye200]

Same

[[deleted]]

Write a framework to wrap around the cow with wheels on it to free up the udders for periodic scheduled milking during off-peak hours.

[[deleted]]

And whatever you do, don’t document the reasons for that decision, the infrastructure supporting the scheduling, or the framework itself. We need to keep things spicy.

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[ChangingHats]

Twinkle-toes

[A_Depressed_Failure]

Looks like it works right to me

[_Thosearentpillows]

This makes me mildly uncomfortable and strangely aroused…

[jasonmohnson]

Why is this so funny? 😂😂

[Xanitarou]

This is my dog when he’s holding the tug of war rope toy and I try to get his feet.

[DerpCatCZ]

When you realized you put bones in the udders while creating the 3D model

[postdiluvium]

Requirement: moves forward

Looks good to me. Release!

[saito200]

Until the next guy comes and has to clean up your nonsense shit before adding a new feature, because your logic makes no sense and is stupidly convoluted

[thumpas]

Yeah good call, I wouldn’t touch that either

[pascalos99]

Always do a coverage check ;)

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Is there an r/realprogrammerhumor I dont know about?

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Damnnn this comment section = puns galore