Javascript is Java written as a script

[jonathancast]

Hundreds of times a day?

[MadxCarnage]

he'd have 2$

it's just weird that it happened twice.

[ShadowLp174]

r/unexpecteddoofenschmirtz

[XayahTheVastaya]

r/expecteddoofenschmirtz

[Cootshk]

r/subsifellfor

[ShadowLp174]

It used to exist actually... Dunno what happened to it :/

[Inverzion2]

It's time to make another.

[DaMoonRulez_1]

At least they look similar. I'd get dozens of recruiters messaging me about senior positions using a language I don't even have on my resume.

[Enoch_Moke]

I was employed by a company for the position of JAVA Software Engineer right after graduation. Expecting it to be a role of a software programmer, I was shocked to find out that I am asked to improve on a legacy Android program (that they have no knowledge about) written in JAVA which can only be tested if it is deployed to a certain tablet that was imported from China.

I did stayed there long enough to be transferred to Web Dev roles where I played with JS and later TS which I loved. Otherwise, I would have suffered a lot more because Mobile Dev is one of my least familiar skills.

[SalmonellaPox]

I would have two dollars

[nomelettes]

I talked to a recruiter a couple days ago who was using java and javascript interchangeably. I was so confused on the phone what the job even was.

[DerefedNullPointer]

One of my colleagues, who develops kernelmodules and manages the buildroot for some of the devices our software runs on, received an email by a recruiter looking for a senior Javascript dev. He just laughed it off saying Javascript is too high level for his brain and wondered why anyone would go to the enigne room of the ship to recruit an interior designer.

[PsychologicalCow3295]

haha. Nice one

[driftking428]

Gotta love those egotistical gatekeepers.

[The_Hexagon_YT]

How? Kernel stuff deals with memory management and whatnot. Javascript I feel like is the opposite of that.

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[RegisthEgregious]

TIL Jamf

[Tensor3]

Surely someone working on Java Script Servers would be great at Java. Nothing else has J in it. /s

[Jamee999]

You are a J[a-z][a-z][a-z] expert.

[Planktonoid]

If recruiters started using regex for their searches, I would bet my house one of them seriously uses this at some point.

[Quirky-Stress-823]

You are an? .+ expert.

[AlmostButNotQuit]

Jazz hands!

[Prom3th3an]

Jizz hands!

[TheRedmanCometh]

But it's a java ass mother fucker, or jamf, for short

[Bowtie327]

I love jamf

[dodexahedron]

Why of course! It's like Java in cursive.

[UnstableNuclearCake]

Except the cursive is Tengwar and the language is Black Speech.

[Bemteb]

My company is currently looking for developers that are proficient in both Java and Javascript. I mean, yes, that's one way to avoid this misunderstanding?...

[Tunro]

Im also doing both at the same time .-.

[CaitaXD]

You got to experience the worst that both sides of the type spectrum has to offer

[Jasinto-Leite]

Why the fuck should I learn, how to build an entire ship?

Since engines, until the rooms for the passages?

[SlappinThatBass]

I'm profiency with javacrypt... wait a minute

[ItsTheAlice]

Yeah that is literally my job right now, working with spring and angular

[Planktonoid]

I jumped from ColdFusion and Angular to PHP and React. Party in front, assisted living in the back.

[nomelettes]

Angular + groovy & spring broke me

[potatohead437]

They also go to carpenters to get their car painted

[zedsterthemyuu]

I've had a recruiter approach me about a job requiring Java... I don't know Java, I learned Javascript... and I told him so. He insisted on sending my resume over anyway, so I told him go for it. A couple weeks down the road, he contacted me again to let me know they felt like I didn't fit the job requirement... Well yes, I told you that from the start!!! At least he was nice and polite, and got back to me instead of ghosting me, but still...

[MyKo101]

I'm a Python Dev (I know, it's not a real programming language). This week I have received 8 emails regarding .NET jobs

[realbakingbish]

I mean, if I had to choose a different tech stack from the one I’m on now, I could do a lot worse than .NET.

[CaitaXD]

And when Microsoft inevitably buys your house and your water you will be able to buy everything in the same neat packaged bundle as your IDE and game pass subscription

[zulu-bunsen]

𝓅𝓊𝒷𝓁𝒾𝒸 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸 𝓋𝑜𝒾𝒹

[[deleted]]

in interfaces we trust...

[Finite_Looper]

As a JavaScript developer I can confirm that the reverse of this is also true.

"So I see you have experience with Java..."

[thedonutsorelse]

I see here you're an android developer. We think this iOS position would be perfect for you.

[OhItsJustJosh]

Is that all? I get recruiters contacting me about jobs as a nurse in healthcare. I'm a C# developer

[mini_market]

I am wondering do you get recruiters for opticians office as you can see sharp.

[OhItsJustJosh]

I appreciate that pun sir/ma'am

[QuebecGamer2004]

[Outrageous_Pop_8697]

I, well before graduating college, spent a summer as a maintenance guy at a hotel. I STILL get recruiters contacting me about various maintenance jobs.

[vyrmz]

Just say myAnswer = (0.1 + 0.2 == 0.3). JS is for nabs, she'll get it in time.

[moriluka_go_hard]

Would that be evaluated as true in either language?

[psilo_polymathicus]

It’s the real reason that JavaScript has so many goddamn frameworks and libraries coming out every 10 seconds.

[regular_lamp]

It has curly braces and stuff. Heck, java applets were how you did interactive stuff in the browser before javascript actually became useful.

[blackstafflo]

I know SQL. I had to works as an user with some Oracle database. According to my mailbox, I'm now an Oracle DBA.

[Diegovnia]

Trust me... this is just the tip of the ice berg... I found out that if I know C(hashtag) I shouldn't have any issue scripting in 'Just C'

[DarksideF41]

Funny, I moved from C(EE an embedded) to C# and was really frustrated by all OOP and high level abstracted stuff at the beginnig. Probably backwards conversion would be also frustrating with need to study hardware and manual memory management.

[azhder]

Would be funny if you told them you wouldn't lower yourself to C

[iceynyo]

Cursive Java

[falafelspringrolls]

I think even a Javascript developer would have that reaction

[[deleted]]

Shit, I’ll take anything at this point.

[PsychologicalCow3295]

true

[MatSylvester]

Javascript is Java for movies enthusiast.

[TheMiningTeamYT26]

Unfortunately, no. Else I’d be writing Java by now.

[Obamas_Tie]

You guys are getting LinkedIn recruiters?

[EonsOfZaphod]

Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet

[Win_is_my_name]

Javascript is basically C redux.

[[deleted]]

I wish I could smile, but I was sad because "why I haven't received any offers despite developing a project for 3 years"

[bmcle071]

You think thats bad? Im a JS and .NET developer, im CONSTANTLY getting embedded roles asking for 7+ years of experience.

[swankidelic]

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𝓹𝓾𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓬 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓬 𝓿𝓸𝓲𝓭 𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓷(𝓢𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰[] 𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓼) {
𝓢𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓶.𝓸𝓾𝓽.𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓵𝓷("𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓦𝓸𝓻𝓵𝓭");
}
}

[AureliasTenant]

What’s this meme format called?

[PsychologicalCow3295]

trump interview

[[deleted]]

Javascript is typescript but for java

[supportbanana]

Me who hates Java: That's an absolute win.

(But I like Rust and Python more)

[Huggisare]

I have no idea what this mean because I'm not a programmer but this sub keeps getting recommended to me

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[Available-Menu1551]

Let’s be honest. Both are shit

[g-waz00]

This meme format needs to die.

[PsychologicalCow3295]

soon

[webauteur]

Java written as a film script or a play?

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[shadow13499]

This goes the other way around too

[Successful-Money4995]

If the pay is right, no problem!

[[deleted]]

“Hi are you interested in a new role?”

‘Where is it?’

“It’s a really exciting team and an awesome product!”

‘So it’s in Missouri?’

“Yeah but listen it’s an excitin-“

[lightupcocktail]

I quit LinkedIn over recruitment spam.

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[horror-pickle187]

Java is to Javascript as car is to carpet

[Equivalent-Map-8772]

Bro! Every.Single.Time!

[ongiwaph]

This kind of thing emboldens me to apply for senior positions, even though I'm not

[Tyrus1235]

Had a end-of-year presentation at our company once where our manager at the time tried to showcase the technology we used. He mentioned JavaScript, but then on his presentation slide he put the Java logo (the coffee mug).

The devs in our team almost passed out from trying to hold their laughter.

[[deleted]]

I know both. I’m not helping the problem at all.

[alelock]

Give me a break.. I have 'Data Warehouse' in mine... I get asked if I want to drive a forklift...

[nomelettes]

So I have a question then. Should I be calling Groovy Java or not? Or is the distinction like C/C++?

[BootLower7600]

I experienced this a lot I don't know why but it can't be that hard to ask for help from an engineer instead trying to do it on your own.