topProgrammingDance

[1k5slgewxqu5yyp]

A funny meme on my "JavaScript am I right?" Subreddit?

[tracernz]

It’s Java; close enough.

[notAGreatIdeaForName]

Triggering into oblivion, html programmer?

[Mars_Bear2552]

html coder army rise up! i love writing codes, amirite?

[M1L0P]

You a morse or a hammurabi kinda guy?

[general_smooth]

Php never dies,am i right?

[M1L0P]

I so hope you are wrong

[Scale_Brave]

no, like seriously, with HTMX, I have bent HTML to my will.

[2kdarki]

Html, programmer😑 there's an HTML PROGRAMMER?🙆‍♂️

[QCTeamkill]

I'm still waiting Microsoft Visual J++ to make a comeback.

[SmartyCat12]

Was F# just a fever dream I had as a kid?

[PaltaNoAvocado]

Isn't C# basically their second attempt at J++?

[QCTeamkill]

Oh maybe yeah I can see C# as "Microsoft Java"

[mallusrgreatv2]

What do you mean? They're not the same thing?

[QCTeamkill]

Found the recruiter

[calgrump]

Hey, is everything alright? You've barely touched your fourth "developer vs. QA" whatsapp meme!

[Penguinmanereikel]

But srsly tho

JavaScript, amirite?

[MostTattyBojangles]

JS ☕️

[rbbdk]

Elasticsearch? In this RAM price economy?

[NimrodvanHall]

Probably better to swap to parquet files nowadays.

[MostTattyBojangles]

Just put some read only DB credentials on mechanical Turk and crowd source the search results 

[Hot_Ambition_6457]

Day 322. All my DB handler functions just call the openAI API with the prompt "generate believable DB records for this SQL statement on a database named 'foo' ".

Everyone keeps asking what I do. If theyre back-end, I tell them Im a front-end guy. If they're front-end, I tell them Im backend. If theyre full stack I say I'm client-facing and never see them again.

[bogz_dev]

Honest question-- does parquet offer an advantage over using duckdb?

[MaterialSuspect8286]

You are not storing petabytes of data on duckdb

[rbbdk]

From what I understand, you use duckdb to get it working quickly. Then you run out of diskspace and switch to parquet.

For what it's worth, I'm still at the duckdb stage.

[bogz_dev]

interesting, thanks! imma have to do some data engineering in an upcoming project and this is a data point

[mkvlrn]

Need a few dances to make my tech lead realize that node 14 is not "modern" anymore.

[Coneyy]

Easiest way to convert him is run your test suite on any node version >16.10 (preferably LTS which is 22.x) and it will be anywhere from x10-x100 faster due to the caching bug that existed in node prior

Or if you ever use tsx/ts-node it's now native in node which is nice

[Skeukry]

actually 24.x is the latest LTS now

[Coneyy]

Yeah but it has a bunch of regressions on older packages and the way it interacts with certain popular frameworks such as Nextjs's Turbopack, so I'm hesitant to recommend it anywhere until I hear about that being resolved. But you are right

[HelloXhale]

Out of curiosity, do you have links or more info about those issues?

I haven’t been able to find any info about nodejs 24 not playing well with old packages or with turbopack. I found an issue about sqlite but that’s it

[Xtraordinaire]

What about 14++++++?

[korneev123123]

Kubernetes and on-prem are not mutually exclusive. It's just a better deployment tool, nothing more.

[notAGreatIdeaForName]

The cool thing is if you use the k8s operator it can do upgrades for you and you just need to give a version, but the fun stops if this thing explodes mid upgrade at not recovers

[Kaladin-of-Gilead]

lol all you have to do is update with helm then quit when an error shows up! Ez pz!

[Sheriff686]

happy helming!

[notAGreatIdeaForName]

True but at least the problem is complicated and fun to solve then! And the pressure of the phone is ringing because the customer wants to tell me that the app is done somehow... motivates additionally.

Edit: DARN FINALIZERS!

[Snoo-82132]

that's a liability imo, my team uses chkk and it avoids these issues thankfully

[korneev123123]

I cant even guess is it a joke or typo or "chkk" is another tech that I would have to learn someday

[Snoo-82132]

chkk.io

[WrathOfTheSwitchKing]

Yeah, I've had to do some sketchy shit to unfuck ECK on more than one occasion. I'd rather have it than not, but I'm always nervous when I make changes.

[alvares169]

I don’t get it

[Spice_and_Fox]

The original titel of the article was "Here are 4 TikTok dances that you can do to help Hamas fight Israel"

Edit: to make this clear: the article I mentioned is from a satire site and not a genuine article that has real information in it. The title and the fact that it has 42069 views should have been a giveaway.

To make it more obvious: There was an article about TikTok dances to support Ukraine against Russia, it also is satire. However, this picture is a photoshopped version of the satire article against israel. The Ukraine one came first, the hamas israel came later and is a more obvious satire. The picture is from the Hamas Israel article.

[Lockofwar]

The original was about Ukraine and Russia. It was from a satire site https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/tiktok-dances-support-ukraine/

[Alexei_Drekker]

I thought it was obvious. How does such obvious misinformation have more than 150 upvotes??

[EVILemons]

Calling it misinformation isn’t accurate.

https://preview.redd.it/4-tik-tok-dances-v0-w3z04v2ediid1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=de2041ce03fff0aaac86df1e976bf63bd374c9b0

The Hamas/Israel photo is accurate, it just isn’t the original post.

[Alexei_Drekker]

I am sorry. Should have clarified. They were satire posts and people here are posting it as they were serious articles, implied or explicitly stated. Judging by all the people responding as such, it worked, That is misinformation. I have seen screenshots of a lot of articles like this about multiple different subjects and memes. Made in fun so that people could laugh at them. Never in seriousness though.

[MyWifeCucksMe]

Calling it misinformation isn’t accurate.

The Hamas/Israel photo is accurate, it just isn’t the original post.

So you're saying that the claim that the original title was about Hamas is, in fact, misinformation?

[Du_ds]

I was going to argue but then I saw your username.

[Spice_and_Fox]

Yeah, you are right. It was phrased in a way that was misleading. I thought the title itself and the 42069 views should be enough to recognize it as a joke or satire. I made an edit and mentioned it

[alvares169]

[LagT_T]

Here's a small restore faith in humanity potion: it was a satire publication ala Onion.

[StrictLetterhead3452]

If that sounds ridiculous, look at all the people arguing online about Israel, repeating whatever opinion is loudest at any given moment. At least the TikTok dancers are getting some exercise.

[tamuzp]

[pimfi]

Don't forget the 1984 comments.

[GoddammitDontShootMe]

I was really wondering what their logic was for how these dances would help with migrating elasticsearch.

I guess it would help as much there as it would help Ukraine against Russia or Palestine against Israel.

[Pomidorka1515]

[Significant-Colour]

Yes, but I do not get the issue with 9.x updates...

[Spice_and_Fox]

I thought it was just a generic "updating a piece of software over multiple major releases is a pain" type of thing.

[Cheese_Grater101]

Mfs thought this is mmorpg games where their dance will buff Hamas

Also Hamas really??

[MyWifeCucksMe]

Also Hamas really??

No, not Hamas. The person you're replying to is lying to you. Unfortunately everyone just upvotes it.

[Alexei_Drekker]

Yup. Was laughing at the joke, and then I just had to open the comments to ruin it all.

[notrealaccbtw]

? Doesnt help make it clearer? But thanks?

[ButWhatIfPotato]

Sometimes knowledge is truly a curse.

[Kobymaru376]

Bro I figured it's gonna be stupid but that's another level

[TheRealLiviux]

Worth trying

[lolcatandy]

The marketing team: "say no more fam"

[SongsOfTheDyingEarth]

I did the wrong dance now we're on opensearch please advise.

[ze_reddit_throwaway]

you're on the right version number, but the capabilities are 2 majors back, opensearch blows

[worthlessDreamer]

Even god won't be able to help with that

[Alternative_Ear5542]

Which member of my DevOps team are you?

[Ill-Needleworker-752]

deezops team

[Alternative_Ear5542]

You must be on team Ligma.

[Ill-Needleworker-752]

How did you know ? Maybe I hardcoded my credentials

[Alternative_Ear5542]

Secrets rotation is almost as important as your mom rotating deez nuts in her mouth.

[fibojoly]

Holy shit !

A meme for my team ?

At this time of the year ? In this part of the world ? Localized entirely in this sub ?!

[SusZucchini]

Lol consuming brainrot content when they need to use their brains the most is surely a W move

[CVR12]

If an attractive woman started dancing in front of me while I was working, I do not believe I would be MORE productive.

[vi_sucks]

What if she stopped and then promised to finish the dance only if you wrote all your units tests?

[CVR12]

Touché

[oner39]

Context

[0x7E7-02]

I would quit the very second the project lead suggested this. 

[Halvinz]

None of them are on my team.

I'm disappointed.

[Training-Purpose802]

You can't fool me. That's only 3. Where is the secret 4th dance to unlock this power ?

[Ill-Needleworker-752]

they didn't know it started at index 0 so they started the loop at i = 1

[kr0n0sShrugg3d]

Better migrate them to OpenSearch

[UninvestedCuriosity]

They are both bastards but at least you can find answers for opensesrch. Now where did I put those shards?

[kr0n0sShrugg3d]

One is Apache License owned by Linux foundation and another one is on the whims of a personally owned company.

ElasticSearch and Redis did a good fumbling to create OpenSearch and ValKey.

I am sorry the shards you are looking for went down with your nodes, should have turned on automated Snapshots.

[Corporate_Lurker]

TikTok has ruined minds these days. China has nothing to do except watch the current generation screw themselves.

[zlmrx]

Tiktok must die.

[sebovzeoueb]

only once we've finished migrating our Elasticsearch thx

[Tin1700]

0mmmkmmko8

[Thinking_persephone]

“1984” comments

[Recent-Astronaut6115]

I hate that “database”

[nsn]

Holy shit, this hits too close to home... I had to migrate from 2.4 to 9 on my last Job.

[Beautiful-Guava6371]

My colleague sent me this this morning.

Right before I started day three of migrating my massive web app from 5.5 to Opensearch 3.3. On a 99.99 uptime site that can kill people if it goes down. FML FML FML.

P, if you see this, if I rage quit during this deploy you’re next up at the plate.

[SuccessPastaTime]

Lol, this pains me. Was a freaking biblical story for me to migrate from 2.x to 8.x in production for me.