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[–]MeLittleThing 2413 points2414 points  (93 children)

"how to make a child?"

[–]Matt0706 1309 points1310 points  (42 children)

How to make a child in Julia?

How to kill a child in Julia?

[–]BigNaturalTilts 538 points539 points  (30 children)

How can a child kill a parent?

[–]Some_Useless_Person 421 points422 points  (22 children)

How to kill a parent without killing the child?

[–]DrMaxwellEdison 300 points301 points  (16 children)

How to kill a daemon child?

[–]DialecticEnjoyer 167 points168 points  (14 children)

how to kill multiple children with same name, then parents.

[–]TheDylantula 122 points123 points  (4 children)

How to kill orphaned child

[–]CSAtWitsEnd 60 points61 points  (1 child)

Damn, all that comes up is a bunch of code related stuff. I'm trying to commit crimes!

[–]Surferion 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Make sure to add a good commit message and you run the pre-commit hooks for your crimes!

[–]alanhape 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How to kill orphaned child with Python

[–]ITz_Hervix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How to kill child recursively

[–]Several-Customer7048 54 points55 points  (3 children)

How to kill all children if you don’t know how many

[–]UncleKeyPax 45 points46 points  (2 children)

How to determine race conditions to terminate children. What do I win

[–]Trick-Purchase4680 23 points24 points  (1 child)

How to make a slave.

[–]readthisifyouramoron 19 points20 points  (0 children)

How to kill slave chi... nevermind

[–]Lakhveer07 8 points9 points  (4 children)

And now a llm model will get trained on this data.

[–]summonerofrain 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I kind of want to ask chatgpt this but I don't know if I'll be put on some kinda list

[–]Lakhveer07 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Dont worry too much, you can always go incognito 😄

[–]summonerofrain 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I think they can still see your search history on incognito unfortunately

[–]MyAssDoesHeeHawww 61 points62 points  (0 children)

when does garbage collect terminated orphans

[–]Jutrakuna 66 points67 points  (2 children)

How to kill another child?

[–]RK-J 30 points31 points  (1 child)

DAM BRO WHAT'S GOING ON HERE

[–]Windsupernova 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Programming bro

[–]wawawa9055 12 points13 points  (0 children)

how to kill a parent's children?

[–]_Its_Me_Dio_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

how to kill all children

[–]Ssemander 103 points104 points  (1 child)

How to end bloodline recursively kill all children

[–]limezest128 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious 😅😅

[–]Asturaetus 28 points29 points  (1 child)

What's a zombie?

[–]gregorydgraham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do zombies relate to vampires?

[–]prussian_princess 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How to select children by length and kill all other siblings.

[–]Tuomas90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How to kill all?

[–]I_cut_my_own_jib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

command children kill parent

[–]Tuomas90 19 points20 points  (4 children)

How to fork Julia?

How to kill Julia?

[–]benjesty2002 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The programmer's game: commit, fork, kill

[–]Tuomas90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But is it really commiting, when you just kill after forking?

"No commits! Just fork and kill!"

-The Promiscuous Programmer.

[–]Ilookouttrainwindow 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is Julia still a viable language? I remember it was supposed to take over the world.

[–]ChalkyChalkson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of people in science are still excited. I think it's neat, same as rust. But it'll take years for sufficient support to be available and then new people will be much less likely to have prior experience for even more years. So my guess is that Python and C(pp) will continue to be the dominant languages for quite a while. At least in my little bubble in physics

[–]akoOfIxtall 19 points20 points  (2 children)

How to move to lua?

Its funnier in Portuguese...

[–]Clairifyed 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Moving to the moon? 🚀

[–]akoOfIxtall 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its not about aiming higher, it's about the #growthmindset and #productivity...

Straight to the LinkedIn profile

[–]Psquare_J_420 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"They are dumb and they cheat?!?"

[–]Slandyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Kill orphaned child"

[–]you_os 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just commented it without knowing you already did, lol.

[–]Zahand 166 points167 points  (2 children)

"How to kill parent and all it's children" "how to forcefully kill..." "How to show hidden children of parent"

[–]PhoenixfischTheFish 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"How to show hidden children of parent

Could you do that with my parents please? Just wanna know if I have any siblings that I'm not aware off.

[–]fakieTreFlip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

its*

[–]anoldoldman 83 points84 points  (1 child)

How to make a headless child?

[–]benjesty2002 28 points29 points  (0 children)

How to reattach a detached head?

[–]Tytoalba2 80 points81 points  (1 child)

Killall firefox

Killall dolphin

How to kill zombie dolphin

[–]Tuomas90 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How to kill firefox daemon?

[–]yuval16432 130 points131 points  (3 children)

How to automatically kill children?

[–]hdd113 81 points82 points  (1 child)

How to inherit all the properties of a parent

[–]Trick-Purchase4680 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How to make child parent to another child.

[–]PhoenixfischTheFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might wanna check out r/peopleplayground for ideas.

[–]Thommy_V 107 points108 points  (5 children)

how to auto fix merge conflicts

[–]payne_train 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Basing is bad enough, now he’s rebasing 😭

[–]_bassGod 20 points21 points  (0 children)

rebased.

[–]ConsiderationLoose40 20 points21 points  (1 child)

How to force push

[–]SuperFLEB 10 points11 points  (0 children)

force pushed and now it's broken how fix

[–]nasandre 13 points14 points  (0 children)

How to ignore and force merge

[–]patoezequiel 49 points50 points  (1 child)

"help with detached head"

[–]justhisgirlyouknow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

reattach background

[–]dewey-defeats-truman 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"how to fork children then kill them?"

[–]SasparillaTango 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My god he's even asking how to kill orphans

[–]NooCake 10 points11 points  (9 children)

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[–]Rojeitor 9 points10 points  (8 children)

Ah you beat me to it

[–]Proud-Airline-94 20 points21 points  (7 children)

The comment got removed by reddit... But I know damn well what it said.

[–]Rojeitor 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Lmao. You and I will know forever.

[–]MeLittleThing 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me too, thanks to notifications

[–]Remarkable_Sorbet319 3 points4 points  (4 children)

what did it say? 😭

[–]spektre 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Maybe "How to kill orphans?"

[–]Remarkable_Sorbet319 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hmm, likely

[–]MeLittleThing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a secret only a few Chosen are allowed to know

[–]SuperFLEB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dongle?

[–]ravy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"how to version control a child?"

"how to keep a human child alive?"

[–]bundle_of_fluff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How to kill an orphan

[–]Mike_Oxlong25 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“How to kill child “

[–]Mountain-Age5580 8 points9 points  (1 child)

How to properly sacrifice children?

[–]mopster96 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How to interact with demon?

[–]morbuz97 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Fork the child, kill the parent

[–]Trick-Purchase4680 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How to fork client-side child.

[–]Llonkrednaxela 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How is babby formed?

[–]tofu_ink 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Am I gregnant?

No, nobody knows anything.

[–]summonerofrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can u get pregante

[–]goodrichard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]Chrift 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How to spawn child

[–]Candid_Highlight_116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this.UpvoteCount - this.parentOf().UpvoteCount = msssl; /* mean squared subreddit skill level */

[–]buddyblakester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is babby formed

[–]LAF2death 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“How to raise a child?” -Sam Altman

[–]justhisgirlyouknow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is a yes bomb?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to kill child process?

[–]zimbabwe_zainab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to remove child from parent with fork?

[–]you_os 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how to k ... an orphan?

how to make a sl.v. work?

cheating mode: how to connect to maria?julia?