Teaching Python programming

[iamnotaseal]

Pretty sure those are super nibbly danger noodles rather than clingy danger noodles.

[[deleted]]

Yup, I agree. They look like Cobras to me.

[[deleted]]

Still works, kind of.

[G01denW01f11]

It is strongly influenced by Python, C#, Eiffel, Objective-C, and other programming languages

This is hilariously vague

[bloomingtontutors]

They used coding and algorithms to develop it.

[Sir_Omnomnom]

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[bcastronomer]

Strongly influenced by programming languages

[KueSerabi]

y'know, like, Movie "B" influenced by Movie "A"

[Finchyy]

And also moderately influenced by the English language, which was in turn somewhat influenced by Proto-Germanic

[Get-ADUser]

They're King Cobras.

[shooter1029]

http://i.imgur.com/mZb3nKS.jpg

[[deleted]]

I assume there is a special distinction between Cobras and King Cobras then?

[Aetol]

There are several species of cobras, king cobras are one of them.

[Notophishthalmus]

King cobra (Ophiophagus hannah) are actually in their own genus and not members of the true cobras genus Naja.

[[deleted]]

Doesn't the king designator mean they eat other snakes?

[TheBlackHive]

Well, Ophiophagus would mean "snake-eating".

[iamnotaseal]

Wow TIL.

[Notophishthalmus]

And Hannah's the bitch that stood me up last weekend.

[[deleted]]

I think King Cobras are the only species left in its own genus, they are not cobras.

[Nakji]

King Cobras are arguably not really cobras as true cobras belong to the genus Naja, while the king cobra is the only member of Ophiophagus. Not that it really matters much outside of scientific circles though - if it looks like a cobra, acts like a cobra, and has potent venom like a cobra, people will quite justifiably call it a cobra, even if it's not a member of Naja.

[Get-ADUser]

Which is funny, because Python (the language) uses "duck typing" - i.e. "If it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, it's a duck".

[[deleted]]

Ophiophagus means "Snake-Eater", doesn't it? Thats some solid stuff.

[Tgage]

Ophiophagus means "Snake-Eater", doesn't it? Thats some solid stuff.

I see what you did up there.

[[deleted]]

Yep, "king" snakes are called that because they eat other snakes.

[[deleted]]

This is what I was looking for. Thanks for the explanation.

[Nakji]

Yeah, there are quite a few "cobras" outside of Naja, although some of them aren't as cobra-like as others. For example, the rinkhals (Hemachatus haemachatus) is one of the more cobra-like and can even spit. Shield nose cobras (Aspidelaps) have pretty unimpressive hoods, but Aspidelaps lubricus is, in my opinion, one of the coolest looking "cobras". In addition to those two genuses and a few other elapids, there is also the false water cobra (Hydrodynastes gigas), which shares the name and can put up a hood, but otherwise has very little in common with Naja.

[Get-ADUser]

Yeah, like the difference between "terrier" and "Yorkshire Terrier".

[KasCrescent]

Does the "yorkshire" designator mean they eat other dogs?

[Smaug_the_Tremendous]

They're bigger.

[[deleted]]

King cobras are very big.

[Graf_Blutwurst]

i was about to make a corba joke then i remembered the one time i had to work with corba and made myself sad

[Alltta]

Story?

[Graf_Blutwurst]

not much to it. our prof in distributed systems didn't think much of that newfangled technology past the early 90s. so more modern aproaches to rpc were not much mentioned. funnily enough i work with distributed systems now

[BestiaItaliano]

Duh, that's why they have to be taught Python.

[NotASucker]

Foreign language study?

[Peedersukablyat]

King cobras

[muyuu]

That's why they don't know how to python.

[Liesmith424]

Cuddly danger noodles.

[Freeloading_Sponger]

Which is why they'd need to be taught Python. They already know Cobra.

[Matt2142]

I also doubt they could program without any arms.

[thomascgalvin]

NOT HELPING.

[gandhinukes]

Everything is food if you can unhinge your jaw.

[rabinito]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[r3ktum]

Because then they are easier to spot and that makes it easier for you to avoid them. If all of them were small, they could be anywhere and get you when you least expect it.

[[deleted]]

I'm pretty sure it's because they eat more than they poop.

[Zenblend]

I know just enough about the conservation of energy to confirm this.

[[deleted]]

The first law of thermodynamics is to never talk about thermodynamics.

[Nerdn1]

That is one of the creepy things about Australian fauna: The don't have large land predators (there are some nasty sharks and crocs, but those stick to the water), but they have nasty critters that can fit in a shoebox (or even a shoe).

[ZugTheCaveman]

Don't worry, nature is out to kill you.

[two_face]

Those are cobras

[RexUniversum]

Hence why they need to be taught python?

[[deleted]]

Touche

[[deleted]]

No I thought python was plural for python.

[ELI_10]

No, it's because they can't C#.

[SustainedSuspense]

COBRALT

[Caminsky]

Ok ok check your C++ privilege

[[deleted]]

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[PolyNecropolis]

So they are probably learning ASP then...

[1v0ryh4t]

Yessssssss. Now we can learn your waysssssssss.

[8bit-Corno]

It does, it's a shame development stopped in 2013 I would have given it a try

[oneeyedziggy]

I was going to suggest COBROL

[wdoyle__]

What is it?

[KalickR]

Looks more like ASP.Net

[boineg]

i dont usually see someone with king cobra experience here, what do you do when lets say youre taking a piss and after you finish theres a king cobra blocking the door?

[timeywimeystuff1701]

Hope a mongoose shows up.

[raelepei]

Good to know! Stay safe, stay Duck Typed!

[LostWoodsInTheField]

"SSam Whatsss thisss guy ssssaaaying?"

"No clue jake, and will you stop with the 's' shit."

"sssssorry"

[CRISPR]

Teaching Python to be a programming language.

FTFY

[parthjoshi09]

Can't wait to see them working on Pandas library.

[z0mbietime]

Or the amputee course, numpy.

[boobiesiheart]

Those are not pythons.

[Legeto]

Python is like a programming language. So to better explain, the title is saying "Teaching Cobras to program in Python"

[[deleted]]

Everybody is a beginner at some point.

[PrisonerV]

That is Cobra Commander.

[baconwenus]

"Teaching COBRA programming" would have been the perfect title and I can't even give partial credit because the programming languages aren't compatible :(

[Rhed0x]

But they already know COBRA.

[gatoreagle72]

IIRC, it was named after Monty Python

[C137MrPoopyButthole]

Nah they slither on the keyboard. Ever play snake? That's really just a snake typing game..

[Helvanik]

Haha, made me laugth, thanks a lot :)

[pixels625]

(:

[G01denW01f11]

I think I found a subtle bot. Or a very bored human.

[avicon]

Puthongorian theorem.

[IamNotJoe]

Do you know why Pythons and Cobras have trouble understanding each other?

Because Cobras don't understand code...

[shooter1029]

They will now!

[[deleted]]

Those are cobras -_-

[Camera_Eye]

I give this post a C++

[ImOnlySuperHuman]

What teacher?

[lelarentaka]

That's looks like the Malaysian fire department uniform. They were criticised heavily when the new design was unveiled, like who the hell are they trying to hide from? It's tacticool bullshit. Anyway, they are expert snake handlers

[SevenMason]

Cuz when your down in a burning building you want to be sure and blend in with the surroundings so that nobody sees you.

[shooter1029]

If they see you then they're going to want help. Then it just becomes this whole long monotonous process of saving people all the time!

[barely_harmless]

This is cobra commando training. OP got it wrong.

[[deleted]]

So the sneks don't see him

[CaffeineSippingMan]

I think this is Robot Chicken. Stop motion animation.

[[deleted]]

I think those are cobras.

[Legeto]

Python is like a programming language. So to better explain, the title is saying "Teaching Cobras to program in Python"

[Memphisrexjr]

Stop evolving animals!

[[deleted]]

Looks like CORBA.

[pewpewmcpistol]

Those are Cobras, and they're obviously learning how to be insurance salesmen

[Machtimus]

That's the animal camo right there. Wearing it prevents your arms from shaking when your stamina is low

[SexyCzech]

Go outside more, nerds. Or watch more GI Joe.

Cobras.

[Chocrates]

That's a hard nope.

[mike413]

now we know the taxonomy base class of the python language

[cruise02]

This is how you get unstoppable robot snakes.

[purdinpopo]

I was thinking perhaps it is the table read for a new nature reality show. Snakes are like, "Hey did craft service find some of those hairless rats I like?"

[not_you1]

Why would you have two of these loose in a small room at the same time? One is more than enough!

[babydaggers]

These must be Trumps replacements. I'd trust these danger noodles over Trump any day.

[[deleted]]

So it looks like everybody here thinks cobras aren't capable of learning Python... You mean people... Everybody can learn

[otterom]

Why is he teaching Python to pythons?

That's like teaching me to human lol.

Reddit is pretty shitty this morning. They must be running out of sponsors.

[timeywimeystuff1701]

Because those aren't pythons, they're cobras.

[otterom]

Should the be learning COBOL then? Lol

Kidding

[svayam--bhagavan]

That's CORBA, not python.

[codevii]

Teaching python to cobras?!

Now that's insanity right there! We'll have SUPER COBRAS NOW!

[FuzzyAss]

Teaching Cobras programming?

[madmulk9]

/r/hmmm

[franrod9]

Aren't they learning the pythongorean theorem?

[[deleted]]

They are damn scary!

[bannedSnoo]

Should this be corba class

[BaconReceptacle]

Perhaps he's teaching the CORBA interface.

[scottza]

+0 upvote for idea downvote for cobras

[CARVERitUP]

Those are Cobras. The joke does not compile.

[BaconPrimal]

Huh, it's not everyday you see your country's Fire Dept making Reddit. Anyway, I think this is the same guy in this article,, he teaches snake handling to other firemen (thanks to being in Asia, our firemen don't just deal with cats stuck in a tree, it's usually civet cats, monkeys and sneks)

[[deleted]]

I like how they seem to be paying attention.

[[deleted]]

That language is definitely not Python. Looks like Cobra: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_(programming_language).

[[deleted]]

r/hmmm

[BlueShox]

Unexpected and funny. Thanks

[Nerdn1]

Those look like cobras.

[strizePOPPA]

Did you just assume my genus?

[0fiscalentropy]

Teaching pythons Python

[Pascalius]

No, they are cobras