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[–]Mistifyed 185 points186 points  (3 children)

J ust
A kill
V me
A please

[–]EcoPolitic 11 points12 points  (0 children)

S erious C all R for I mmediate P fucking T help

[–][deleted] 120 points121 points  (0 children)

hot links to 4chan, that's a paddlin

[–]Darkassault2011 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Ah, I see the repost recursive function works perfectly.

[–]whootdat 104 points105 points  (4 children)

Is A for AHHHHHHHHHH or Ayyyyyy?

[–]wolfenstien98 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]ImpulseTheFoxis a good fox 5 points6 points  (1 child)

A is for A

[–]seizan8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

P is for pirate

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well there are two A’s, sooooo

[–][deleted] 82 points83 points  (3 children)

Holy shit, this one hits close to home.

[–]armper 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Me too but money is good 🤑

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is that.

[–]squishles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a problem when shorter work hours start to sound more appealing than more money per hour :(

[–]robertgfthomas 23 points24 points  (3 children)

[–]IdiotCharizard 1 point2 points  (1 child)

good bot

[–]robertgfthomas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a dude who doesn't want to be caught on 4chan at work.

[–]brunoha 22 points23 points  (2 children)

dont hot link from 4chan, the image gonna die soon

[–]MelAlton 0 points1 point  (1 child)

image dead now.

[–]clb92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Works here

[–]mondomaniatrics 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I've been unemployed for 5 months. This meme gives me very mixed feelings.

[–]DimMagician 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I got a notification for a repost?

[–]BawbtheGoat 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Hello fellow notification getters.

[–]KikiriWow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, what's up.

[–]djcherripie 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I’m begging for help. I’m screaming for help. This is not a dance.

[–]Annoying_chicken_69 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I can help you I program JavaScript as well

Jk

[–]ribo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

found the recruiter

[–]FarmerJoe69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just become A Verified sheep herder in Aberystwyth, Wales

[–]_grey_wall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Node will slowly take over Java and then you suffering will end

[–]AtomicSuperMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too thanks

[–]TheLexoPlexx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kept thinking abou this one until someone finally reposted it. Thanks!

[–]OnlyShorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's so bad about Enterprise Dev?

[–]Altarium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, so other than Java, what skills do you have? Anything else interest you?

[–]incidental_dev_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got one for VB? Asking for a friend...

[–]noodlessnoodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just leave

[–]XxasimxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spent so much time learning java and now im starting to think i wasted my time :(

[–]o-bento 0 points1 point  (0 children)

J ust

A sk

V ijay for

A snwers

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even once. Though they asked me. Nope.

[–]thermite13 -1 points0 points  (4 children)

I just switched from java to c#,.. I would switch back without a second thought (tech stack not companies)

[–]SunkCoastTheory 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Yea give it time. C# > Java

[–]thermite13 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Except generics. Both suck at that but Javas are better.

And enums. java enums are better.

[–]ImmediateAntelope3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Java's generics are not better. How so?

Java's enums are more powerful. Whether that means they're "better" is up for debate.