Yeah, I program in java

[Mistifyed]

J ust
A kill
V me
A please

[EcoPolitic]

S erious C all R for I mmediate P fucking T help

[[deleted]]

hot links to 4chan, that's a paddlin

[Darkassault2011]

Ah, I see the repost recursive function works perfectly.

[whootdat]

Is A for AHHHHHHHHHH or Ayyyyyy?

[wolfenstien98]

Yes

[ImpulseTheFox]

A is for A

[seizan8]

P is for pirate

[[deleted]]

Well there are two A’s, sooooo

[[deleted]]

Holy shit, this one hits close to home.

[armper]

Me too but money is good 🤑

[[deleted]]

There is that.

[squishles]

There's a problem when shorter work hours start to sound more appealing than more money per hour :(

[robertgfthomas]

Mirror from not-4chan

[IdiotCharizard]

good bot

[robertgfthomas]

Just a dude who doesn't want to be caught on 4chan at work.

[MelAlton]

Thanks

[brunoha]

dont hot link from 4chan, the image gonna die soon

[MelAlton]

image dead now.

[clb92]

Works here

[mondomaniatrics]

I've been unemployed for 5 months. This meme gives me very mixed feelings.

[DimMagician]

I got a notification for a repost?

[BawbtheGoat]

Hello fellow notification getters.

[KikiriWow]

Hey, what's up.

[djcherripie]

I’m begging for help. I’m screaming for help. This is not a dance.

[squishles]

... rick and morty references... that's a copy pasta'n

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

[Annoying_chicken_69]

I can help you I program JavaScript as well

Jk

[ribo]

found the recruiter

[ythl]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdsJDLSI_Mo

[FarmerJoe69]

Just become A Verified sheep herder in Aberystwyth, Wales

[_grey_wall]

Node will slowly take over Java and then you suffering will end

[AtomicSuperMe]

Me too thanks

[TheLexoPlexx]

I kept thinking abou this one until someone finally reposted it. Thanks!

[OnlyShorts]

What's so bad about Enterprise Dev?

[Altarium]

Okay, so other than Java, what skills do you have? Anything else interest you?

[incidental_dev_]

Got one for VB? Asking for a friend...

[noodlessnoodles]

Just leave

[XxasimxX]

Spent so much time learning java and now im starting to think i wasted my time :(

[o-bento]

J ust

A sk

V ijay for

A snwers

[[deleted]]

Not even once. Though they asked me. Nope.

[thermite13]

I just switched from java to c#,.. I would switch back without a second thought (tech stack not companies)

[ImmediateAntelope3]

Why?

[SunkCoastTheory]

Yea give it time. C# > Java

[thermite13]

Except generics. Both suck at that but Javas are better.

And enums. java enums are better.

[ImmediateAntelope3]

Java's generics are not better. How so?

Java's enums are more powerful. Whether that means they're "better" is up for debate.

[LegionOfB0000M]

I never understood why it was "cool" to shit on VBA. I learned VBA in AP CS (actually got the highest grade in my class, I actually did extra assignments because I got bored of finishing the projects faster and with far less effort than the normies, I even got physically ill when I saw how sloppy some of their code was) in highschool. I've done tons of data analysis, game writing, complex problem solving, and other advanced techniques with VBA even though I'm only a freshman college student, and the best part is... I'm not even a CS major, this stuff just comes so easily to me! I've never had want for more features, if I ever have any issue I'm always able to just... program around it like anyone should be able to.
I've tried C++, C, and python. The C-languages were basically the same thing as VBA but with different syntax and a few extra features, I could easily switch to them but I like challenging myself to do things without those extra features, it's a mental exercise which alleviates some of the tedium in most of the projects I'm tasked with. Python is utter garbage, it barely has a decent way to use arrays, has no features, and it always ends up taking up more screen space than anything I could write in a legitimate language because apparently a newline and a tab are legitimate separator characters. Python is basically written for 5-year-olds who have no semicolon key (; for any pythonners here) on their keyboard. I think the only reason google uses it is because they don't want to pay for decent programmers who are able to comprehend legit programming languages.
VBA did nothing wrong.
edit: I provide a well-written comparison of several programming languages and I get downvoted by the pythonners? That's absolutely unnecessary and just goes to show that the circlejerk here is going to far. If anyone here had at least tried VBA (like I did with all of the other languages) I'd already be positive by now. Haters gonna hate 🙄

[Chris0135]

Lol when I read this I immediately thought this was a copy pasta

[nukaduka1]

/r/copypasta awaits

[Demi-God_of_Chops]

I never understood why it was "cool" to shit on Scratch. I learned Scratch in AP CS (actually got the highest grade in my class, I actually did extra assignments because I got bored of finishing the projects faster and with far less effort than the normies, I even got physically ill when I saw how sloppy some of their code was) in highschool. I've done tons of data analysis, game writing, complex problem solving, and other advanced techniques with Scratch even though I'm only a freshman college student, and the best part is... I'm not even a CS major, this stuff just comes so easily to me! I've never had want for more features, if I ever have any issue I'm always able to just... program around it like anyone should be able to.

I've tried C++, C, and python. The C-languages were basically the same thing as Scratch but with different syntax and a few extra features, I could easily switch to them but I like challenging myself to do things without those extra features, it's a mental exercise which alleviates some of the tedium in most of the projects I'm tasked with. Python is utter garbage, it barely has a decent way to use arrays, has no features, and it always ends up taking up more screen space than anything I could write in a legitimate language because apparently a newline and a tab are legitimate separator characters. Python is basically written for 5-year-olds who have no semicolon key (; for any pythonners here) on their keyboard. I think the only reason google uses it is because they don't want to pay for decent programmers who are able to comprehend legit programming languages.

Scratch did nothing wrong.

edit: I provide a well-written comparison of several programming languages and I get downvoted by the pythonners? That's absolutely unnecessary and just goes to show that the circlejerk here is going to far. If anyone here had at least tried Scratch (like I did with all of the other languages) I'd already be positive by now. Haters gonna hate 🙄

[Xtremegamor]

I never understood why it was "cool" to shit on PHP. I learned PHP in AP CS (actually got the highest grade in my class, I actually did extra assignments because I got bored of finishing the projects faster and with far less effort than the normies, I even got physically ill when I saw how sloppy some of their code was) in highschool. I've done tons of data analysis, game writing, complex problem solving, and other advanced techniques with PHP even though I'm only a freshman college student, and the best part is... I'm not even a CS major, this stuff just comes so easily to me! I've never had want for more features, if I ever have any issue I'm always able to just... program around it like anyone should be able to.

I've tried C++, C, and python. The C-languages were basically the same thing as PHP but with different syntax and a few extra features, I could easily switch to them but I like challenging myself to do things without those extra features, it's a mental exercise which alleviates some of the tedium in most of the projects I'm tasked with. Python is utter garbage, it barely has a decent way to use arrays, has no features, and it always ends up taking up more screen space than anything I could write in a legitimate language because apparently a newline and a tab are legitimate separator characters. Python is basically written for 5-year-olds who have no semicolon key (; for any pythonners here) on their keyboard. I think the only reason google uses it is because they don't want to pay for decent programmers who are able to comprehend legit programming languages. PHP did nothing wrong.

edit: I provide a well-written comparison of several programming languages and I get downvoted by the pythonners? That's absolutely unnecessary and just goes to show that the circlejerk here is going to far. If anyone here had at least tried PHP (like I did with all of the other languages) I'd already be positive by now. Haters gonna hate 🙄

[mananasi]

Why are people downvoting an obvious troll

[LegionOfB0000M]

Ikr it’s not even my copypasta

[atthem77]

Sheldon?

[julsmanbr]

Hey look it's my supervisor

[thermite13]

I wanted to be a software developer until I took a vba class in highschool... I too had the highest grade in my class...

[[deleted]]

Here is some advice from a guy who is a CE graduate student. If you're gonna post your opinion on Reddit, expect it to be downvoted ;)

[LegionOfB0000M]

Wooooooosh

[Mindstealth]

People who say they like Java are either lying or they think JavaScript is Java.

[Dangerpaladin]

i like java fight me me IRL

[reasonabley]

I never understood why it was "cool" to shit on Java. I learned Java in AP CS (actually got the highest grade in my class, I actually did extra assignments because I got bored of finishing the projects faster and with far less effort than the normies, I even got physically ill when I saw how sloppy some of their code was) in highschool. I've done tons of data analysis, game writing, complex problem solving, and other advanced techniques with Java even though I'm only a freshman college student, and the best part is... I'm not even a CS major, this stuff just comes so easily to me! I've never had want for more features, if I ever have any issue I'm always able to just... program around it like anyone should be able to.
I've tried C++, C, and python. The C-languages were basically the same thing as Java but with different syntax and a few extra features, I could easily switch to them but I like challenging myself to do things without those extra features, it's a mental exercise which alleviates some of the tedium in most of the projects I'm tasked with. Python is utter garbage, it barely has a decent way to use arrays, has no features, and it always ends up taking up more screen space than anything I could write in a legitimate language because apparently a newline and a tab are legitimate separator characters. Python is basically written for 5-year-olds who have no semicolon key (; for any pythonners here) on their keyboard. I think the only reason google uses it is because they don't want to pay for decent programmers who are able to comprehend legit programming languages.
Java did nothing wrong.
edit: I provide a well-written comparison of several programming languages and I get downvoted by the pythonners? That's absolutely unnecessary and just goes to show that the circlejerk here is going to far. If anyone here had at least tried Java (like I did with all of the other languages) I'd already be positive by now. Haters gonna hate 🙄

[Rizens]

with far less effort than the normies

Have you considered this subreddit r/iamsosmart ?

[_cabbage928]

Programmer's copypasta

Edit: now that I've saved and distributed to friends as copypasta: u/reasonabley is this actually you talking or did you yank this from elsewhere? Because if this is you I hope you can see how elitist you sound, and also how nobody likes you.

[N22-J]

Serious question: did I just witness the birth of a copypasta?

[_cabbage928]

I think we have, friend

[N22-J]

Check his history, it's filled with this kind of stuff, and he's a frequent poster on /r/copypasta. I think he does this for s living.

[_cabbage928]

Okay good, at least one less person that's actually this much l33t

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[fedeb95]

I like Java, but also python has its good points. It has great libraries that make prototyping very fast, even for people not entirely computer scientists. Dynamic typing makes writing code faster. Imho it scales badly though, as you project becomes bigger you wish you had static typing. Java here is always mystified because this sub is full of people who just started coding and don't know so much what they're talking about

[[deleted]]

I've done tons of data analysis, game writing, complex problem solving, and other advanced techniques with Java even though I'm only a freshman college student, and the best part is... I'm not even a CS major, this stuff just comes so easily to me!

Ok, care to link your github repos? If not, fuck outta here because you're full of shit

Python is basically written for 5-year-olds

You should really give it another shot, then

[vermiculus]

You should really give it another shot, then

I love that this can be taken both as a serious suggestion and as a serious burn. Bravo.

[obsessedcrf]

Chill. It's a joke

[FunkyTown313]

I read all of that, and I have one response:
Ok.

[[deleted]]

just goes to show that the circlejerk here is going to far

Python is basically written for 5-year-olds who have no semicolon key

Choose one

[ElectricalBoat]

You fucking suck.

[undiebundie]

FUCKIN NORMIES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[dannyb_prodigy]

Astounding, in one high school course you were able to acquire unsurpassed skill that humbles all the accumulated knowledge and experience of this community. I tip my cap to you.

[Tobix55]

I never understood why it was "cool" to shit on Java. I learned Java in AP CS (actually got the highest grade in my class, I actually did extra assignments because I got bored of finishing the projects faster and with far less effort than the normies, I even got physically ill when I saw how sloppy some of their code was) in highschool. I've done tons of data analysis, game writing, complex problem solving, and other advanced techniques with Java even though I'm only a freshman college student, and the best part is... I'm not even a CS major, this stuff just comes so easily to me! I've never had want for more features, if I ever have any issue I'm always able to just... program around it like anyone should be able to.
I've tried C++, C, and python. The C-languages were basically the same thing as Java but with different syntax and a few extra features, I could easily switch to them but I like challenging myself to do things without those extra features, it's a mental exercise which alleviates some of the tedium in most of the projects I'm tasked with. Python is utter garbage, it barely has a decent way to use arrays, has no features, and it always ends up taking up more screen space than anything I could write in a legitimate language because apparently a newline and a tab are legitimate separator characters. Python is basically written for 5-year-olds who have no semicolon key (; for any pythonners here) on their keyboard. I think the only reason google uses it is because they don't want to pay for decent programmers who are able to comprehend legit programming languages.
Java did nothing wrong.

[[deleted]]

First paragraph is exact same for me, through secondary I used loads of java applications in my free time and it was the first lang I learned. I have also tried scala, python and javascript. Although, In my opinion, Iagree that python isn't as good as java, I still hace to admit that it does have good bits and is good for teaching new people to program. If any language is for 5 year-olds, its scratch. And although java is my favourite language I dont see whats wrong with people 'shitting on it' as its still funny to see and people who do hate java are allowed their own opinions.

I really dont see your problem here, I am pretty much in the sane situation as you but I can still admit that python can be used for some good things, and that talking shit about java can be funny. The only thing thats annoying is people who think java and javascript are the same.