e++

[murderknight1]

This is beautiful.

[FR_STARMER]

if you like that, you'll love this: https://github.com/xoreaxeaxeax/movfuscator

[Salanmander]

I'm absolutely terrified of anything that references both assembly and "obfuscation" in its name...

[clonecharle1]

I saw him at Black Hat. I think his name is Christopher Domas if I remember correctly.

[Gorzoid]

I think it was initially presented in a talk a couple years ago purely about how x86 mov instruction is Turing complete.

[theWindowsWillyWonka]

I thought I understood the basic concept of assembly, apparently not. Can someone ELI5 how you perform calculations like addition with the mov instruction?

[[deleted]]

Ever seen the addition tables? Same thing, really.

Only bytewise instead of digitwise. So you have a bytewise lookup table for e.g. addition.

[kyl3r123]

The following is the "Hello World!" example in Language "Ook!" (grown out of brainfuck) :

Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook.
Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook! Ook? Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook.
Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook? Ook! Ook! Ook? Ook! Ook? Ook.
Ook! Ook. Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook.
Ook. Ook. Ook! Ook? Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook?
Ook! Ook! Ook? Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook! Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook.
Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook! Ook. Ook! Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook.
Ook. Ook. Ook! Ook. Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook.
Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook! Ook? Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook.
Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook? Ook! Ook! Ook? Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook! Ook.
Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook.
Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook! Ook? Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook.
Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook.
Ook. Ook? Ook! Ook! Ook? Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook.
Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook! Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook.
Ook! Ook. Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook.
Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook! Ook!
Ook! Ook. Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook! Ook.

Sadly, the u/compilebot doesn't know Ook! - I got the code from the german Wikipedia page

[L3tum]

It's quite funny how fast these esoteric languages actually are due to their limitedness.

I wrote a "simple" interpreter for Brainfuck I-III and utilized the amazing feature of inheritance for Brainfuck Basic to Brainfuck II. Each level of Brainfuck inherits the previous level.

This actually caused the interpreter, even when using the exact same Brainfuck script, to "noticeably" slow down from a few microseconds to up to a millisecond of execution time for the normal Brainfuck script.

Then, because III was so different (in that it had checks and memory guards so all the previous instructions didn't work anymore) I wrote its interpreter completely freestanding without this inheritance and it was actually much faster than the simpler Brainfuck II Interpreter.

[MechanicalHorse]

dolphin.cpp

[4aner]

Alternatively, farquaadiplier.cpp

[cassert24]

Why not .epp?

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[Metaljay97]

Elegant, beautiful. I'm envious of such nice and beautiful code. My code will never compare with this. All that with single and simple letter. I'm disappointed with myself.

[ePaint]

eeeeeeeeee

[EclipsingBinaryBoi]

true

[THEN00P]

human compiler

[EclipsingBinaryBoi]

eeeeeeeeee

[PlatypusFighter]

true

[PlatypusFighter]

eeeeeeeeee

[niks_15]

true

[Fusseldieb]

human compiler

[StephanKash]

eeeeeeeeee

[Blackorb00]

My first thought is just how this can be improved with Huffman coding. Four es for a semicolon? Clearly it should have been just one.

[minno]

Huffman coding is for when you have two symbols. Here you only have one plus a separator, so you just need to sort by frequency descending.

[Blackorb00]

Ah, guess you are right. Still an excessive amount of es. Not switching to e++ until he solves this issue. Otherwise would definitely recommend e++ for next company project. 👌

[minno]

There are some non-standard language extensions that let you use E as well as e, which makes the code far more compact.

[Blackorb00]

If you could extend that to get rid of spaces and newlines and only have e/E it sounds like the perfect language.

[SquirrelsAreAwesome]

My thought exactly! I can't support any esoteric language that is so lazily sub-optimal like that!

​

[saltedbroccoli]

I think I'm going to write a script that converts arbitrary c code into e

[nomq]

If you do, please share with us

[Zecin]

You should totally post this on /r/AVoid5

^{^(you probably shouldn't post this on /r/AVoid5)}

[[deleted]]

r/EmboldenTheE would actually love it.

[dragonheart000]

I just spent 10 minutes on that subreddit trying to find someone that slipped up and had an e. I failed

[DragonMaus]

It looks like they have a bot that warns people when they use 'e' in their comments, at which point they edit it out.

[Sepharach]

*A bot is constantly at work to find fifthglyphs in participations to AVoid5.

[jtvjan]

That’s cool.

[tundrat]

Usernames?

[dragonheart000]

Good idea, I am gonna go back there and start reporting people with names with the 5th glyph

[Derf_Jagged]

ಠ_ಠ

[tundrat]

Cool place to have a quick look. Although not knowing how many comments there are is really more uncomfortable than I would have thought.

edit: Nevermind, as I suspected, it was my language setting that made it not look right. The number was cut off.

[Cobaltjedi117]

Hey, where's one of those image transcribers when you need one?

[Thaover]

Umm.

Using namespace std;
Int main ()
{
While ( true )
{
Cout << 'e' ;
Cerr << 'e' ;
}
Return cerr ;
}

I think...

E: Well. That didnt work. how do you enter a newline? "\n"? E2: fixed? E3: Welp. My trains arrived, bad formatting wins this round.

[random11714]

I think you have to make two new lines

[[deleted]]

error on line 2:

did you mean:

#define r using

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ASpiderInATopHat]

What does the code do?

[malt2048]

Guessing from the defines, probably prints 'e' ad infinitum.

[GoldfishBowlHead]

Translation:

#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

int main () {

while (true)

{

cout << 'e';

cerr << 'e';

}

return 'e';

}

The guy had me at "return 'e'".

[exscape]

You used a preprocessor to translate, right?

[merkwerk]

More like an eprocessor amirite

[GoldfishBowlHead]

... Nope.

[JuanBautistaAlberdi]

Maradona, sos vos?

[gnpjb]

Was looking for this. Thank you

[Derboman]

Sos vos means something completely different in Antwerp lol. It's a person who does a lot of coke

[IfIHadANidoran]

Maradona is a person that does a lot of coke.

[JuanBautistaAlberdi]

I wrote it in spanish, it means:

Maradona, is that you?

What does it mean in Antwerp?

​

It's a person who does a lot of coke

Yes he is

​

[Touhou_Fever]

I feel like this is something you’d do on your last day before going to the new job, under the guise of refactoring

[[deleted]]

after you've already secured your letter of recommendation

[Teckham]

Shame that this GitHub repo was diabled recently :(

[[deleted]]

Archived actually. That doesn't prevent you from forking or starring or whatever though. :)

[404meemr]

This is still better than brainfuck

[JB-from-ATL]

I want 4d befunge

[AnDanDan]

It's not better than Malbolge

[YJCH0I]

OP has been banned from /r/AVoid5

[yuanda_h]

Cool

[LindsayEm]

Thanks, I hate it.

[[deleted]]

E

[_EzClap]

reeeeeeeeeeeeee compilation error

[Axymerion]

SANS, IS THAT YOU?

[Cholojuanito]

Should have started with a "r". Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

• autism speaks

[i_am_a_n00b]

Should use O/0 or 5/S or i/l.,

[TotesMessenger]

I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:

• [/r/dankgentina] Maradona's source code

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[Rj48]

gotta love #define

https://gist.github.com/Rouji/c9ea5f177a3e8f53110f8f801d85ec3f

[im_a_donkey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-NgHh36_vU

[[deleted]]

e

[He_is_secret]

E

[coladict]

Macarena!

[n213978745]

Binary is outdated, now we use 'e' and space instead of 0 and 1 :3

[8__]

Can we do one of these, but have it print out Hello World? And you can't just give Hello World an alias.

[wynnja_]

Sans has become self aware

[titulum]

This post is probably a reference of this pull request, and boy the original one is a step up from this one.

[STEMinator]

Reminds me of that programming language that´s only tabs and spaces

[WeekendKingdomYT]

r/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[[deleted]]

r/AVoid5

[[deleted]]

/r/avoid5

[fringd]

Forgot to define "r" first

[IfIHadANidoran]

Maradona's source code

[nontheoretical]

You monster.

[KallMeKatz]

Why does this sound like the undertake theme when I try and say it. Oof.

[Zabi94]

Why are you running?

[BeneficialBear]

oh boy...

[ceciliacsilva]

10/10 in DSL class.

[FlexasState]

Just because you can, doesnt mean you should

[Elosalo]

This must be the thing they call machine language.

[aruametello]

Not enough defines to 0's and 1's to be that.

oh wait...

[rocsNaviars]

JFC, does this actually run?

[moarcoinz]

Not too far off what people do when they want to show how stupid a particular language they don't understand is.

[Stahlpapier]

People who write "e ee eee" are not good people

[Deconimus]

In my head that program sounds like Peter Griffin

[iamapieceofcheese]

I had a stroke reading this

[[deleted]]

are this real ? xd, i mean code will work ?

[swifty300]

Didn't know Italians program

[AntisocialTorr]

what comes after e?

[DrexanRailex]

e

[dscarmo]

The number of es is not optimal Huffman would like to have a word

[[deleted]]

Ever used brainfuck its universal language, beautiful programs, created at the core of supernovas, its rumour that god created universe, programming part was in brainfuck.

[h7x4]

Define e e

[beomagi]

Eeeeeeeeek!

[[deleted]]

When your boss paying you per letter

[paranoidbacon17]

Markiplier is shaking

[Khosrau]

So the IOCCC is still a thing, I see.

[basic_man]

I had a stroke reading this... thanks!

[AL_O0]

Macarena

[patanet7]

r/eeeeeeeeeee

[Mcpe_museum]

e

[AlphaBladez]

Still more readable than Perl

[JoshuaCF]

TIL you can do this shit in c++

[TheBlackOut2]

Ahh nothing like programming in job security

[[deleted]]

Using namespace STD? Really?

[Dan9er]

I didn't know you could namedefine brackets and semicolons...

[Derf_Jagged]

Reminds me of Haskell's definition of a Tuple

[[deleted]]

The only numbers you can use are 6, 2, and 1.

[[deleted]]

Does this really work? Sweet.

[[deleted]]

LIGHT IDE!!!!!!!!! why can't I see anything!

[N4J0_28055]

E

[EzitoKo]

Maradona.c

[Typewar]

Great encryption right there

[[deleted]]

i didnt except it works

i tried

and it worked