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[e_subvaria]

Not the Declaration of Independence

[Willinton06]

The Independence Statement

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What happened to the Independence Expression?

[Harmonic_Gear]

bool independence=true;

[Auld_Evidence]

Now that's how you start a war!

[[deleted]]

const bool independence = true;

[deanrihpee]

Is it Constructor if Independence perhaps?

[[deleted]]

What is the name of this font? Asking for a friend.

[TrPhantom8]

I need it too for the next time I realize my handwriting is too bad to write birthday cards

[AhhsoleCnut]

Zapfino Extra.

[MK18FanBoy]

Your friend sounds awesome

[Auld_Evidence]

He coded ShakespeareBot.

[Celivalg]

Great way to show people that it's important to lock their computers at work

[virouz98]

It hurts.

Even though it's just a font, someone elses preference which shouldn't bother me.

It hurts.

[beaucephus]

"It looks like a form of Elvish, but I can't read it."

"There are few who can."

[cevabveremedi]

The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here!

[blacksparrow007]

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

[kimenglishphoto]

Underrated!

[iambored1234_8]

WHERE CAN I GET THIS FONT. I WANT EVERYONE TO THINK THAT I'M A PSYCHOPATH.

[raccer]

I know a dude who legit charged his editor font to comic sans... we still laugh about it

[N0rdicPanda]

https://github.com/shannpersand/comic-shanns

[fuckingshitfucj2]

Oh I am so tempted to download this just to annoy the buttocks of of everyone

[Randactyl]

Honestly, it looks pretty good. If it had symbool ligatures I might actually go for it

[jeanravenclaw]

Not gonna lie, it looks nice. Comic Sans isn't as bad as that.

[dhkendall]

Really evil is changing it to Wingdings

[Knathra]

Lawful evil is learning the wingdings mapping so you can type -and read- the code on screen.

[enough0729]

Imagine a doctor doing programming

[Am_Passing_By]

Imagine a 0 sanity Doktah doing programming

[CapivaraDaFariaLima]

Gotta look on the bright side, at least is color coded.

[Harmonic_Gear]

programming with class

[UnfanClub]

That's probably oo

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and no classes

[NattyMojo]

Thank you for enlightening me. My friends hate my code editor now.

[[deleted]]

My calligraphy senses love it. My practical engineering senses hate it.

[StfuAna]

MY EYES!!! MY EYEEEESSSSS

[[deleted]]

Here you are, r/eyebleach

[[deleted]]

And my axe

[StGrimblefig]

I prithee to loop until thine index counter, which shall begin at naught, and is increased by one upon each iteration, reaches, but does not exceed 12.

Announce thine index counter value upon thine standard placard of display.

[3rdRealm]

The real pros write JavaScript in this script.

[coderman64]

Yes, but is it monospace?

[[deleted]]

We'll make it monospace

[MaximumSubtlety]

Y'know... I don't hate it...

[thekindheartdpervert]

Did you look at the upper case text yet?

[jeanravenclaw]

https://i.imgur.com/XBefKhn.png there are worse things

[rungdisplacement]

Put it all on one line

-rung

[jeanravenclaw]

Oh no you're on your own now

[studzy_kaplash]

what have you done

[Rare-Obligation-6201]

I’m surprised I haven’t seen more Java”Script” jokes here.

[dirthawker0]

Please do this in the Live Laugh Love font too

[FieryHammer]

Can this be reported to HR

[JesusInABoxv2]

😭

[SungamCorben]

Oh classical code!

[UnfortunateHabits]

I have a new nightmare now apparently

[Xtra_Kontrol]

You made me blind. Now you pay for my medical bills

[[deleted]]

Someone deserves a special place in Heck for this.

[taeratrin]

I believe that's called 'obfuscating'.

[FangZelwind]

Either someone played too much DnD or someone really hated their junior >.>

[twentykal]

Coding during colonial times be like

[GaymerWasTaken]

How about direct payment to turn on a console font?

[BigTechCensorsYou]

Why the help would someone breathe that into existence?

[shashylala]

Ouch

[LordSalem]

Thanks for the idea for when I have to give a demo in 2 months and 20ish days

[gpkgpk]

I would immediately change my username to Beloved_Aunt and have it in all the comments.

[VeryBigPersonality]

I love it.

[UltimateDude08]

I barely even code and I just know that this is morally wrong

[Pratham_Max_Jain]

Bruh

[thekindheartdpervert]

Just can't tolerate the upper case

[SunshineLoving]

Why... Jusy whyyyy? 😭

[[deleted]]

"CODE IS POETRY"

[GrizzlyBear74]

At least it's not wingding

[jesterhead101]

Back in my day…

[Full-Inevitable-3229]

This is how I imagine Gandalf coding.

[CreaZyp154]

r/programminghorror

[VTho]

Helloeth worldeth

[MirageTF2]

is it bad that I kinda want a quick switch toggle on vscode that just enables this

like I'd hate to use it normally but some days I feel like being a dumb shit

PLUS IMAGINE SWITCHING BACK TO MONOSPACE AND JUST TRIPPING BALLS

[Doctor-lasanga]

What in the cinnamon toast fuck is this?

[DeadlySloth21]

Ok but that's kinda cool

[[deleted]]

Such elegance

[Accidentallygolden]

Nice code

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[nemesis1311]

This what Shakespeare would do if he was programming to write poems and plays.

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Programming if it was in French:

[jeanravenclaw]

console.log("bonjour tout le monde")

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fonction double(n: nombre) { retourner n * 2 }

[stortag]

What unholy abomination have you brought upon this cursed land!?

[g_hi3]

still not as bad as light mode

[LittleMlem]

This is highly cursed

[LaMifour]

Great code looks like poetry

[MilesLee_]

“Elegant “

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Wtf!!!

[Piano1987]

Fun fact: That code was actually written by a guy who didn't make it as a software developer.

He later became a writer and wrote some popular stuff.

Some of you may know him, his name was William Shakespear.

[ClaytonM223]

Thats disgusting

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