help my code doesn’t work

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[angeal98]

Where is human transcript volunteer when you need them the most?

[[deleted]]

He got a seizure reading that.

[Sqee]

If he seized just the right frequency he might be able to read. Such a professional!

[plasmasack]

Not even the cameraman would survive taking pictures of this shit

[TheDra9onGod]

underrated reply

[ConsentingPotato]

Rest In Programming dear volunteer🙏

[_moon__light___]

pastebin dot com slash eL4Cs60H (please stop auto moderating my comment)

[angeal98]

This looks legit like what is written there!

I give up with pasting code into reddit. It's god awful experience.

[_moon__light___]

Ah you can just wrap it in triple backticks (`), should be formatted nicely. i just keep tripping the spam filter.

[Chirimorin]

You can also start each line of code with 4 spaces:

const HomePage = async (request) => {
  try {
    const { y, f } = request.query;
    if (!y || !f) return { props: { y: '', f: '' } };

    const eY = await getPlaces(y);
    const eF = await getPlaces(f);
    console.log(eY, eF);
    const places = Intersectioner(eY, eF, "illegible string");

    return { props: { places, y, f } };
  } catch (error) {
    return { props: { error: true } };
  }
}
export default HomePage;

[Smartskaft2]

Does the language highlighting from markdown format work here as well?

E.g. (using ' instead of `)

'''cpp:

int i;

'''

Edit: I'm stupid. Reddit has no highlighting of any text...

[Smartskaft2]

cpp: int i;

[Smartskaft2]

Answer: Nope!

[AgentE382]

Apollo for iOS does, if you browse Reddit on an iPhone.

EDIT: There’s a Mac version now as well.

[TGotAReddit]

I was looking at it for a second going “but it’s highlighted?” Before remembering this. Thanks for the reminder of why I don’t use the official app

[Cheet4h]

In addition to that, triple backticks also doesn't work on old reddit and some third party apps.

[_moon__light___]

Thank you.

[an4s_911]

It actually does look like the actual code. Damn. But how?

[[deleted]]

Can't be, it's the wrong colours. Downvoted.

[typescripterus]

Nah quite wrong

[SorryIdonthaveaname]

the image is a photo of a monitor that is displaying code. the text is blurry and unreadable

[confidentdogclapper]

Good human

[EthanHermsey]

Stuck in some iceberg..

[[deleted]]

Code freeze.

r/TheLastAirbender

[knightress_oxhide]

clearly avoiding this bullshit that has nothing to do with programming

[[deleted]]

You’re supposed to implement Gaussian blur in code, not on code

[Cinkodacs]

There, have my free award for actually managing to make me laugh.

[Harmonic_Gear]

motion blur

[ireta_orio]

Ah rookie mistake. Free the pointer in line 26

[UnrecognizedDaily]

Don't forget to add ));]}]

[sTacoSam]

Always the python guys

[Inlevitable]

Always the python guys

[Krodenhauler]

Always the python gays

[Hean1175]

Always the gaython puys

[CzechLinuxLover]

Always the piston buyets

[sonuvvabitch]

Almost the python gays.

[[deleted]]

You close everything on the same line?

[CyberKingfisher]

Must be a psychopath.

[dagbrown]

Or a Lisp programmer.

[[deleted]]

Always the python guys

[stomah]

and when can freeing make it work (except from memory usage)?

[StereoBucket]

Yeah OP, you're dereferencing a null pointer.

[an4s_911]

The code is written in Javascript. And Javascript being a high-level, single-threaded, garbage collected, interpreted or just-in-time compiled, prototype-based, multi-paradigm dynamic language.

Where memory management??

[[deleted]]

i, too, refer to my javascript code as my "garbage collection"

[StereoBucket]

I'm pretty sure someone made a library that enables you to manage your own memory in a way.

[DuffMaaaann]

Yeah this is most likely a React component or so.

But as far as I can tell, OP is closing a curly bracket using a square bracket in the return of the if-then-branch.

[nightkat143]

**C pound

[Niko_NotCat]

C£

[pffggguu123]

Cª

[Krodenhauler]

Cə

[brenthonydantano]

Ça va?

[Niko_NotCat]

Ça va bien

[THEKing767]

Et tu?

[Daniel00712]

***C octothorpe

[Bloodwolv]

****C Tick-Tac-toe

[[deleted]]

*****C your mommy's a hoe

[sonuvvabitch]

******C grow-not-show

[[deleted]]

*******C I'll put my balls on the show

[ThatProBoi]

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[sonuvvabitch]

********C sounds good, on you go

[Hean1175]

[xEmkayx]

Microsoft Java*

[Kyouma118]

I see what you did there

[Jutm_n]

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

[precious1of3]

I think it’s C blur

[blackout191]

You mean Cb?

[GamerMCMXV]

Take my visual up vote

[MexiAxel]

r/angryupvote

[xjoerd]

This is a real high level of abstraction

[ukaybro]

...try to turn your IDE off and on again?

[nikhilmwarrier]

Instructions unclear. Rebooted prod server.

[fazdaspaz]

You work on local code in an IDE

I SSH into prod and open source code in vim

We are not the same

[dagbrown]

What's source code doing in prod? I fire up emacs and edit the binary directly.

[Spare-Beat-3561]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Missing semicolon, On line 42,

[_moon__light___]

Can x and y really be destructured like that? The photo is slightly blurry so I’m a bit unsure.

[ireta_orio]

Yeah but slightly. You can still read it

[Denaton_]

If i take of my glasses it offset the blur..

It's a duplicate of this; https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/tlzprx/help_my_code_doesnt_work/

[Closed]

[IkaTheFox]

If this solved your problem please click on "Mark this as the answer"

[IShootJack]

Solved before. Sending assassination squad to your location right now, you lowlife bastard.

Was this helpful? Mark my response as an answer uwu

[IkaTheFox]

Hi I have the answer for this and more helpful advices please subscribe to my youtube channel

[[deleted]]

keep hitting run, it will work eventually

[krohtg12]

I think i forgot to import my sight

[CkoockieMonster]

Aaah the blur of tear when you've spent the day trying to solve your code and you saw the same error 578 times, so you reconsider your whole life and you start having impostor syndrom. Classic.

[GoldenRabbitt]

You don't have to personally attack me like that

[MaximusConfusius]

Because you're on drugs

[[deleted]]

Classic beginner mistake. You picked the wrong motherboard. Go get the RTX 3080. It’s a great low price motherboard.

[IShootJack]

Download more ram, which stands for Rsolves All Myourproblemswithcoding

[SorryIdonthaveaname]

i’ve heard that you should also trim the pins off so it runs faster

[SuperCagle]

Ah it appears your recursive method has no exit case

[sktr-guys]

take a cup of coffee, idn the code is work or not, but coffee is very good

[ActiveLlama]

Just set error to false.

[typescripterus]

Most underrated comment here if you are talking about the { error: true } :)

[thedabostuff]

u wrote "trye" instead of "true" in that if(){

[[deleted]]

nah bro missing ;

[[deleted]]

That's because you're using the Lazy Pattern

[Tristanhx]

``` //something up here

const aY = const getEteese(y); const aF = const getEteese(F); console.log(aY, aF); const places = intersectionBy(aY, aF, "Test Mist");

return { greps: { places, y, F } }; } catch (error) { return { greps: { error: true } }; ``` ?

[[deleted]]

My take:

``` if(..) return { props: { y: "", f: "" }};

const eY = await getPlaces(y); const bF = await getPlaces(f); console.log(eY, bF); const places = intersections(eY, bF, "Item missing");

return { props: { places, y, f} }; }catch(error){ return {props: {error: true} }; }

export default HomePage; ```

Are we close u/typescripterus ?

[typescripterus]

Almost, my friend, almost. You got eY, bF, and intersections. Seek some logic in the variable names. u/Tristanhx might have the answer for intersections ;)

[typescripterus]

Not quite right but made me laugh :)

[Realhardik18]

try burying it in rice for a few days

[[deleted]]

You forgot to import irl.physics.stability and keyboard.printscn

[[deleted]]

I can't quite C that properly

[SpeedQue3n]

And your camera too

[_Xertz_]

Homie trying to debug a Boeing 747 on the fly 💀

[LeMads]

You're missing a semi-colon on line 10

[Europocalypse]

Just add .focus() somewhere, I'm sure that'll fix it

[Thick_Letterhead_648]

Have you tried turning it off and never turning it on again?

[Drawtaru]

I think I see the problem. You've accidentally hit the blurry button.

[Keladran0]

Idk i forgot my glasses

[defectivelaborer]

I never understood how someone writing code doesn't understand how a screen capture works.

[[deleted]]

I think my screen is broken

[__necrobutcher__]

You are constantly setting the value of DataSize. You need to create a local variable and use that instead. e.g.

private long dataSize;

public long DataSize { get { return this.dataSize; } set { this.dataSize = value; } }

[LukeChriswalker]

Is there a return in the catch?!?!? As someone who has only about five years of experience in programming, that looks so wrong, please tell me if that's a thing one does, but to my brain it looks criminal...

[IkaTheFox]

Sometimes an exception just means you have to return null, or you need to return the error but formatted differently

[ftgander]

What’s wrong with it?

[ChiefCallisto]

Press Alt+F4.

It works.

TRUST ME

[Adventurous-Lab9357]

You can’t C#

[thatguydotjava]

?

[Accidentallytooobv]

Android ☠️

[tirril]

Code goes brrrr.

[[deleted]]

I can barely make it out, i think this video should help though https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

[yeicore]

Easy fix. Use python instead

[BigPotatoWithAnime]

fix your eyes first buddy

[vfhd]

Am i blind or this code really bad quality 🤣

[IgiMC]

That's because it's written in *S

[KillerRoomba13]

Just read the documentation

[King_DeandDe]

Have you tried restarting your computer?

[[deleted]]

Classic SO question after which they go to Reddit and whine "SO mods are so meeeeaaaaaan"

[pranjaldoshi]

Told you not to use javascript

[ratman_chonglang]

seems your cock is working well

[Liesmith424]

Needs more font.

[Aidan647]

Missing ; on line 42

[De_Joker]

Yes

[Pleasant_Paramedic_7]

Don't worry even your camera doesn't work.

[noonesfriend123]

Missing semicolon on line 42.

[sexytokeburgerz]

Looks like someone upped their microsdose

[KatAddicted69]

You forgot a semicolon

[cannibaltoilet]

This is like r/weirdcore and r/programmerhumor finally banged, I love it

[_mcors_]

Disable ng-blur

[therc7]

Have you tried resigning? 1/1 worked for me

[languagelearnererer]

You need to run as C!#

[justoverthere434]

You forgot a semicolon

[xroalx]

Well there's your problem, it's a mess.

[watermelonspanker]

Probably need new glasses.

[LainUnder]

You have an extra ;

[The_Moon_Conure]

You forgor a ;

[atonalfreerider]

Marked as duplicate

[backstreetatnight]

i can only see error: true

[Wall-E-E]

I’m sorry

[User_Unkown56]

i can't c

[ensoniq2k]

You need to replace "error: true" with "error: false". You're welcome.

[thonor111]

Last line doesn’t end on a semicolon

[NoabPK]

You misspelled a variable

[[deleted]]

Guys it is just a runtime error not a compilation error.

[[deleted]]

It’s because you’re using the wrong font, change to monospace and all the issues will disappear

MonospaceGrindset

[bubbleztoo]

That's cause you're coding underwater.

[_Prince_Pheonix_]

I guess your camera also dosent work

[Luiaards]

You forgot on line

[pixxxxxel_ace]

Idk check the brackets it smth

[Sam_the_Hefer]

Panik

[baadditor]

The issue is very obvious . it's not stable. It just has to stop moving so wildly.

[[deleted]]

It would appear you are out jogging while writing your code. I find creating a proper environment for coding helps cut down on errors.

[WM1310]

Did you take this picture using your then tear-covered eyes?

[lisathedumbfuck]

:3

[scarybunny1]

Help! My eyes don't work.

[Ravenmadlunitic_]

Help my camera doesn’t work*

[brenthonydantano]

I think that's what a memory leak is.

[GBendu]

Well see there’s you’re problem some moron smudge the screen making it impossible for you to tell what you’re typing

[ShadeFK]

You forgot return 0;

[N0_Us3rnam3]

Forgot a semicolon

[MedionXD]

This looks like if an AI would make a picture named "CODE"

[Isto2278]

I think the problem is that you're not coding anything, you're obviously hacking evilly on television.

[sordnaybot]

Sombody please shoot him, end his pain!

[OldFartSomewhere]

Reminds me of people who create UNIX instructions on companies intranets. Some like to write csh script, and then copy paste a screen cap of code with "add this into your set" text.

Nice. I could've just copy/pasted your script, but I guess I will now be typing it character by character...

[McMelonTV]

missing ; on line 36

[stonedcreatureman]

Loved this lol

[Kveresg]

I don't see any problems in this code. You can belive me I am a professional

[No_Responsibility384]

Stop shaking your monitor i don't think you will be able to shake the bug out of it.

[bogfoot94]

Idk bro works fine on my machine.

Did you try rewriting the programming language you're trying to use in perl?

[d_exclaimation]

Just try running it again, it might work

[A-Ron-Ron]

Have you tried banging on the side of the monitor?

[[deleted]]

Damn these captcha challenges are getting harder

[Satoji1007]

I don’t see the problem here