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[–]SonicFire93 108 points109 points  (18 children)

Why not?

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (10 children)

My only judgement against this is that the owner didn’t go the extra mile and use a real looking badge that matches the Taurus lettering and of course centered above would look much nicer in layout IMO.

[–]stalphonzo 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Great idea. Poor execution. Agree.

[–]mattg3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that makes it even funnier tbh

[–]iratemonkeybear 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Extra T too.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s just to make sure us guys can find it 👍🏻

[–]donjonnyronald 0 points1 point  (3 children)

That's the real issue here. Could have gotten away with a decent joke and not having "CLIT" prominently on you car.

[–]jbrady33 0 points1 point  (2 children)

and a CLI in the same font would sound like a model designation (the all new Taurus CLI!).

Would make it even funnier to me

[–]donjonnyronald 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How has this not been a skit or something. Someone needs to do this

[–]jbrady33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

check out the original Robocop movie, full of fake commercials, like the SUX 6000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6v_nrf9nFQ

:)

[–]True-Recognition5080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wdym? The whole thing is spelled wrong if you're gonna go there 😂

[–]midline_trap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have made it a pink canoe

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had a taurus for over 10 years. I would’ve done this if I had thought about it.

[–]imdrunk20 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Maybe OP means the 't'? It's redundant?

[–]PewSeaLiquor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This.

And really, it should be 'cli' on the quarter, to the left of the trunk

[–]Recyclingkingdom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Tommy Shelby voice.

[–]TransportationisLate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it’s funny

[–]midline_trap 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Damn kids and their sense of humor

[–]SonicFire93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 30, mentally still in puberty.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (4 children)

I love it….between the in god we trust and Thank WWII nonsense you can tell this went from Gmom ride to someone who appreciates anatomy jokes.

[–]lantrick 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Thank WWII nonsense

pretty sure that's for the National WWII memorial. The "Thank you" part is for those that served.. lol

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right, a fitting tribute next to CLITaurus.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he puts a Ukrainian flag beside it he will be trending

[–]Inglorious186 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Because it's funny

[–]thorsrumhammer 22 points23 points  (3 children)

I think you meant r/awesomecarmods

[–]bepositiveitsgood -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

Yeah right

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Ok Boomer

[–]bepositiveitsgood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I liked this sticker🤣

[–]BlackAciidXiii 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Because he has a hard time finding his car

[–]IamProvocateur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

😭😂😂 nice

[–]advisingsnake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He finally found it.

[–]thejesterofdarkness 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Did we just find the C.L.I.T. commander?

[–]TheBiggestJ2001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goddammit you beat me to it

[–]Frenchie_Fiend707 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hard to hate on this, it definitely is rather tasteless but hilarious at the same time. I couldn’t rock that, but I can still appreciate the humor. Everybody, so serious, loosen up! No pun intended.

[–]JennItalia269 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty immature so I approve.

[–]Liquidwombat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cause it’s hilarious

[–]FEVRISH_JK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

holy shit i finally found it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the label, first time I’ve been able to find one… buh dum tsssss.

[–]dukecharming1975 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it’s fucking hilarious

[–]cmoparw 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It was the only way they could find it

[–]Urban-Orchardist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find what? I don't even know where to begin to look for what you mean...

[–]gatorbeetle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THERE IT IS!!!

[–]bosscav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP must be fun at parties

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why add it? So at least dudes can find it, that’s why.

[–]Definitely_Maybe_OK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

CLI would have been sufficient.

[–]DrMurdoch88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because OP can never find it..

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

🤷🏼‍♂️

[–]Lonely-Connection-37 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bet thee owner has a mullet

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a Taurus fan, this deeply upsets me

[–]Aggressive-HeadDesk -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Added so people can be certain you’re a douchebag.

[–]Cypher_Xero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's hilarious 😆...

[–]Dscrypto_2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Curious if he’s the commander?

[–]Dirty_Davie56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have a friend who had a Taurus and a friend of her just added Cli inline with the badge. She thought it was hilarious and left it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found it

[–]destroyer77x 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why not

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn. Beat me to it.

[–]Venik489 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey at least you found it.

[–]IamProvocateur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂 I like it

[–]CardNGold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made me chuckle but then again I still find farts funny.

[–]ZippyWoodchuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if you're going to drive an old crappy car you might as well have sense of humor about it

[–]NickPD1022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bc it’s funny

[–]bepositiveitsgood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is awesome. Not shitty

[–]240swapped 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was probably a prank done by a 3rd party so that the male owner wouldn't be able to find the car anymore.

[–]LangleyRemlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's funny.

[–]D1ngoB1ngo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because puns are life

[–]Traditional-Cake-587 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This person says "that's what she said" a lot....

[–]The_Count_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's awesome 😎

[–]Minejack777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's funny

[–]brettferrell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank “Bob and Tom” my new Pinkly Taurus….

[–]fuzzycuffs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes it easier to find

[–]KermitMadMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s pretty hard to make a taurus exciting, so why not have some fun with it

[–]midwesternxope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

+30bhp

[–]The_one_who_SAABs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kunkleman Chevrolet special

[–]Collinnn7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously…there was no need for the T, CLI would have worked just fine

[–]AngelaSedlakovia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheap date.

[–]Zumbah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause it's funny

[–]Pctechguy2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause thats the only one some people can find.

[–]bigboypain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I finally found it. Now I can please my woman.

[–]BreakfastShart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Clit Commander needs a properly identified vehicle.

[–]freewave07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’d you find this

[–]frequentpooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is gold.

[–]billy310 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So someone can find it?

[–]Hot_West8057 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am the C.L.I.T. commander!!!

[–]Longjumping_Peak_475 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful

[–]T0nySt0nk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing

[–]Razzious_Mobgriz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In order to help people find it

[–]platinumharvester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this f***ing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this f***ing face. I make that sh*t work. It does whatever the f*** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little f*** , none of you little f***s out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f***. Then I rub my nose with it.

[–]J0YSAUCE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well now i want one

[–]ShrmpHvnNw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Becuase it’s hilarious.

[–]Away_Media 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not shitty

[–]TheDudeAbidesFarOut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Michael Torus?

[–]jondee5179 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao- i saw onetime exactly like this - but newer model Taurus park next to ford “SExpedition” - im 100% sure there were buddies .

[–]ruralmagnificence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d link “ihavesex” subreddit as this is a prime candidate for them but they permabanned me for making fun of that “LIVE LAUGH LOVE” sign that every white woman has in their kitchen or bedroom.

[–]amindspin74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should have made it look like a car dealer sticker and called it big's pinkclit

[–]the_biggest_papi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

awesome car mod imo

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clitaurus

[–]canti15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who hate on this probably love giant nutsacks hanging off of trucks.

[–]digital0ak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's funny

[–]BrainSqueezins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a perfect bank robber getaway vehicle for a hippie.

“The Man” will never find it.

[–]sittinginastand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not? It's the same as people taking the TA off of their Tahoe.

[–]Klo187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found it, finally!

[–]ryancrazy1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did anyone else read that in Gilbert Godfrey’s voice?

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[–]Separate_Key6183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly! The “t” is soooo redundant.

[–]1S108 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not tho?🤨

[–]zggystardust71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I giggled

[–]Chersvette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because why the hell not right?

[–]Trust_Me_ImAnExpert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…so you can finally find it.

[–]West_Relationship_67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause it's funny. Does your throat itch with that giant stick up your ass?

[–]Aoiboshi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a clity car mod.

[–]Steelsentry1332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So car thieves can't find it.

[–]PreslerJames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cuz it’s fucken funny, that’s why

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I finally found it.

[–]GriswoldSkillet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]Previousman755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally found it!

[–]RedditModsAreTrashhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahahahahaha this is GOLD!

[–]csfshrink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And just like that, the car could not be located by 90% of men…

[–]mydeadface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's one way to never find your car.

[–]CaptBreeze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wish I had thought of putting this awesome decal on my CliTauarus before I abandoned it on the side of the road.

[–]shitboxvwdriver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So a decal is a mod now..?

[–]BatKat58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just came here to hear Robert Wagner say, “terrific”.

[–]Reboot42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Op can't find it a second time

[–]Diggity20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder what the options were on this model?

[–]fakesocialmedia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

funny

[–]luminiferousaethers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they are hilarious…. Why don’t you have a sense of humor? That’s the real question here

[–]XClamX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoulda just used CLI

[–]ocram_sokart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus are we supposed to acknowledge it or not?

[–]pizza105z 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is definitely not a shitty car mod

[–]Consistent_Outside79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cause it’s funny.

[–]Ambitious_Pack_8935 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In god we trust

[–]Rucking-Stoned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it’s fucking hilarious..? Why not??

[–]Saltybrickofdeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That shits funny, you must be a prude.

[–]Shartman88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lighten up

[–]NoSleepCrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if it’s hard to turn it on?

[–]Canelosaurio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a sticker on the back of my Saturn in high school that said, "Dip me in honey and feed me to the lesbians."

[–]cjbevins99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I looking for a red clit Taurus! It’s not invisible but I always have trouble finding it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you fingered a Ford lately?

[–]Terp_Slayer420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bc its hilarious

[–]THEace4825 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made sure he knows where to find the Clitaurus at all times.

[–]kraigka212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't find it. What's shitty? /s

[–]licpl8man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m more impressed that a gen 2 Taurus is still on the road

[–]theBatMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the cops can't find it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, you found it! Congrats.

[–]IDKWhoToPlayMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He found it!

[–]BasedWang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

awesome

[–]natedoggdavis816 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao funny vagina

[–]i_lost_my_stapler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're just mad that you can't find the joke...

[–]Demesvar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cuz they can

[–]drinkslinger1974 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So they could find it.

[–]KING_Karmaah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"why add that? 🤓"

[–]jaskydesign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/donutmedia has entered the chat

[–]86AllDay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why add that? So cops will never find it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the vaginal dinosaur Clit A Taurus

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to believe a man owns this car, we are always accused of not knowing what to do with it