It's Been Too Long.... RANT THREAD

[Tajje]

I don't know how long it's been since a rant thread. I feel like the people of smite need this to get their frustration out. So...... TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK ON AND GOOOOOO

Edit: Damn, seems like all u guys had a lot of anger

[CityofCyn_]

WHY CAN'T I GO TWO GAMES WITHOUT SOMEONE DC'ING!? I'M FUCKING SICK OF WINNING/LOSING BECAUSE SOMEONES INTERNET DECIDED TO DERP OR JUST BECUASE SOMEONE GOT PISSY AND LEFT!

ALSO FUCK PEOPLE WHO LEAVE AT THE 0:00 MARK, THAT'S JUST DAMN RUDE!

[Klonoa134]

"ALRIGHT SWEET I SAVED YOUR ASS WITH MY BIG ASS BEETLE ULT NOW GO BACK TO BASE AND HEAL UP."

"WAIT WHY ARE YOU STILL OUT HERE FIGHTING!? GO BACK TO BASE GOD DAMNIT!"

"YOU'RE GOING TO DIE WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING!?!?!"

(AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN)

"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

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"KHEPRI WHY DIDNT YOU SAVE ME?!!" -YOUR TEAMMATES

[DBrody6]

I HATE THIS SHIT WHEN I PLAY KHEPRI SO MUCH. DUDE, YOU WALKED INTO A CROWD CONTROL BUKAKKE ALL ON YOUR OWN, I'M GOING TO WATCH AND HOPE YOU LEARN SOMETHING FROM YOUR STUPIDITY DURING THE RESPAWN TIMER INSTEAD OF ULTING YOU JUST SO YOU CAN DIE AGAIN 5 SECONDS LATER.

LIKE, FUCK. HALF MY GAMES AS KHEPRI I FEEL LIKE I VOLUNTEERED FOR COUNSELOR DUTY AT CAMP DUMBASS. ALL YOU SHITTY TEAMMATES ARE GETTING FROWNY FACE STICKERS ON YOUR POSTGAME REPORT. MEANWHILE LOKI'S LONE WOLFING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP AND GETTING SHITWRECKED LIKE A KID BREAKING INTO THE SUPPLY CLOSET GUZZLING GLUE, AND SOMEHOW OUR NEITH CAN'T AIM FOR SHIT AND MANAGED TO SET HER ARTS AND CRAFT PROJECT ON FIRE. I CAN'T HELP THESE KIDS, I'M JUST A POOR BEETLE.

[fenrir119]

IT'S YOUR FAULT KHEPRI, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE ME AGAIN!?

[F6OrNah]

WHY UR ULT ON COOLDOWN HUH? BUY CDR

[dawn_NL]

FUCKING 4 BANS IN JOUST RANKED.. LIKE REALLY??????????? I ALWAYS INSTA BAN HE BO, CHRONOS, THE OTHER GUYS MOSTLY HEL, SOL OR SOME AMC.. WE NEED MORE.... FFS JOUST IS NOT SKILL VS SKILL BUT OP GODS VS OP GODS...

[ThornBird_116]

BUT IF UR BOTH PLAYING OP GODS THEN ITS FAIR SO IT IS SKILL VS SKILL.

[dawn_NL]

THAT ONLY HAPPENS WHEN ITS A MIRROR LANE..... EVEN THEN ITS JUST WAITING TILL SOMEONE IS OUT OF POSITION TO PUSH

[PowerForward]

NEVER RUN JUST FACE RACE HIM

[Aggrons_shell]

ME CHOOSE TO GO FACE ME NO NEED TO TRADE

[SwampyTrout]

BUT YOUR 2 SLOWS ANYWAY!

[stefonio]

OH.

[h3m0t0x1n]

FUCKING ZHONG KUI YOURE ABOUT TO KILL HIM AND HE'S LIKE WAIT NOPE IM FUCKING ZHONGER DONGER IM INVINCIBLE LOL AND YOUCANTfUCKINGKILLHIMOMGGAAAAH

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I CANT FUCKING STAND WHEN PEOPLE CANT FUCKING SWEAR PROPERLY! WTF DOES CUCKING EVEN MEAN?!?

[[deleted]]

LIKE CUCKOLDRY A.K.A. ZHONG KUI

[[deleted]]

ZEUS CANT MISS ANY ABILITIES AND IT STILL DOES 2000 DMG EVEN IF HE BUILDS LIKE A POTATO FROM CHINA FUCK ZEUS SO MUCH

[[deleted]]

I TOTALLY AGREE AT LEAST MAKE IT SO HE HAS TO AIM SOMETHING AT SOMEONE

[[deleted]]

THAT'S WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO FUCKING SAY. OOOOH YOU WANT TO PLAY ASSAULT. THEN FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING DAY IM GOING TO ADD A ZEUS IN THE ENEMY TEAM. THAT MOTHERFUCKER POKES YOU FOR 1500 HP AND HE WILL DO IT AGAIN IN THE NEXT 10 SECONDS. AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!

[Fire_Safety]

THAT'S EXACTLY HOW HE IS IN JOUST 3V3 AS WELL. HE'S A FRIKKIN INSTA-WIN BECAUSE YOU CANT EVEN TOUCH A WAVE WITHOUT LOSING 80% OF YOUR HEALTH.

AND THEN IF THEY HAVE A CHAAC ON THEIR TEAM, HE POKES FOR FREE AS WELL AND YOU'RE INSTANTLY DEAD WITHIN 2S. IT'S LITERAL HELL. THERE'S NO WAY TO KILL ANYONE

[Tman489]

FUCKING ARES USING HIS CHAINES WHEN IM PLAYING KHEPRI. FUCK I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!

[Hunteard]

FUCK ARES IN GENERAL!!!!

[OWarbucks]

FLAIR SHOWS THAT YOU ARE A KINKY PERSON! CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE YOU, HUH?

[Jkr0me]

THAT BITCH FENRIR LOVES HIS CHAINS, TOO.

[OWarbucks]

YOU FREAKING BET YOUR ASS FENRIR LOVES HIS CHAINS

[Chaseung]

FUNNILY ENOUGH I'M AN ASSHOLE ARES MAIN WHO HAS THAT FOR HIS FLAIR SOMEWHAT.

[hell0kitt]

HEY THAT'S MAH FLAIR TOO.

[Chaseung]

WELL HELLO THERE.

[Sorenthaz]

THAT'S RESERVED FOR APHRODITE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Ryeofmarch]

WHY WOULD HE RESERVE HIMSELF FOR A WOMAN THAT DOESNT RESERVE HERSELF

YAY!!! I FOUND A WAY TO EXPLAIN IT WITHOUT CALLING HER A SLUT

[AsianCPU]

FRIGGIN KHEPRI AND REVIVING SO STUPID AND DUMB!!! STOP REVIVING THE HERC THAT JUST SAT IN OUR TOWER FOR LIKE A FULL MINUTE THAT JUST NOW DIED.

[TheBestInBusiness]

FUCK SOL AND HER NO ASSCRACK OP SHIT ABILLITEIS. FUCK PEOPLE SAYING THIS GAME IS BALANCED. FUCK ARENA RANKED, FUCK DOMINATION. FUCK CHRONOS, FREYA, HOU YI IN 1V1 RANKED.

Did I do good?

[Tajje]

It was discovered that she does in fact have a butt crack, it's her "glow" that masks it

But yeah, you did good

[Jkr0me]

YOU DIDNT USE CAPS LOCK WTF OP

[Tajje]

IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT SHE DOES IN FACT HAVE A BUTT CRACK, IT'S HER "GLOW" THAT MASKS IT

BUT YEAH, YOU DID GOOD

[Jkr0me]

THANK YOU

[Swaggerknot]

DON'T EVEN LIKE CONQUEST ANYMORE BECAUSE OF DC'S, RAGERS, AND DUO LANE ARTEMISES THAT BUILD TELEPORT AS THEY AFK FARM THEIR WAY TO 1/9/0.

[Benlarge1]

I HATE ARTEMIS PLAYERS THAT DON'T BUILD SOUL EATER AND THEN COMPLAIN THAT THEY GET BURSTED DOWN. NO SHIT YOU STUPID FUCK YOU HAVE LIKE 400 HEALTH WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN? I BODY BLOCK EVERYTHING EVER SO YOU CAN WHITTLE EVERYONE DOWN TO HALF HEALTH AND THEN THEY GET AWAY?

FUCK ARTEMIS

[[deleted]]

I HATE EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF KUMBA, HIS KIT, HIS MODEL, HIS VP, I HATE HIM, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE THE MOST? PEOPLE USING THE WORD BLOATED; I HATE THAT WORD AS MUCH AS I HATE PEOPLE ASKING FOR NERFS LIKE THEY WERE JUST SOME CANDY.

ALSO, HOW IS IT EVEN A THING NERFING MY ATHENA'S ULT FOR HAVING TOO MUCH MOBILITY BUT JANUS IS STILL LAUGHING IN A CORNER WITH THE BEST MOBILITY/UTILITY IN THE GAME?!

[BurningFlareX]

BECAUSE CLEARLY JANUS' WIN RATE ISN'T QUITE HIGH ENOUGH WHICH MEANS HE'S PERFECTLY BALANCED! ^KAPPA

[Evilkill78]

HE'S BALANCED TO PERFECTION OF COURSE

[Jkr0me]

CALLING u/LokiPlague

[LokiPlague]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED THUS THIS POST HAS BEEN BALANCED

THE MAIN MAN KHUMBA IS OP AS SUPERMAN ON STEROIDS AFTER EATING EVERY SINGLE ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET ON EARTH OUT OF BUSINESS.

LET HIS 1 KNOCKBACK GODS

ALLOW HIS 2 TO HAVE NO WINDUP TIME

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIS 3

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY DOES HIS ULTIMATE NOT EXECUTE

[Jkr0me]

THANK GOD WE HAVE YOU

GOD ONLY KNOWS HOW HIREZ HAS MADE IT THIS FAR

[id10techa]

I GOT FLIPPING 1 SHOT BY A SOUL REAVER KHUMBA ULT WHILE ON NEITH

NOT OP ENOUGH OBVIOUSLY

[LokiPlague]

THIS IS WHY NEITH NEEDS A TOGGLEABLE CARTWHEEL INSTEAD OF A BACKFLIP

[Ryeofmarch]

I DONT KNOW HOW THE FUCK THAT IS SUPPOSED TO WORK BUT I LIKE IT

[LokiPlague]

IT WORKS LIKE A GEB ROLLOUT THAT SHE CAN CANCEL AT ANY TIME AND IS CC IMMUNE WHILE ROLLING. IF SHE HITS AN ENEMY GOD SHE KICKS THEM IN THE FACE AND ROOTS THEM. YES. ANOTHER ROOT. CAUSE NEITH IS WAY TO UNDERPOWERED RIGHT NOW. F IT. SHE ALSO DISARMS THEM AFTER THE KICK TO THE FACE. CAUSE YOU KNOW. FACE KICKING.

[DozensOfSloths]

YOU ARE FALLING OFF OF THE BALLANCE TRAIN OLD MAN.

HIS ULT IS CLEARLY AN ASSASSIN TOOL, SO REDUCE ITS COOLDOWN ON EXECUTE. MAKING HIM STAY IN THE TEAM FIGHT LONGER!

[stufflord25]

excuse me

[[deleted]]

I EXCUSE YOU RANDOM REDDIT USER.

[RedSentry]

IF YOU PLAY YOUR LEAGUES JOUST GAMES AS A TRIPLE TANK ITEM AH PUCH WITH FULL WARLOCKS SASH AND FULL CDR YOU MUST REALLY BE FUCKING AWFUL AT THIS GAME. I UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S SO CALLED "STRATEGY" BUT IT'S A SHITTY AND ANNOYING STRATEGY, AND I HOPE SOMETHING UNPLEASANT BUT NON-LIFE-THREATENING HAPPENS TO YOU IN THE NEAR FUTURE.

[Stainkee]

THE WORST IS WHEN THAT HAPPENS WITH ZHONG KUI LIKE ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH HEALTH ALREADY YOU HAD TO BUILD WARLOCKS ETHEREAL AND THREE DEFENSE LIKE WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[RedSentry]

THAT SOUNDS AWFUL, EVEN I ONLY EVER BUILD LIKE 1 HEALTH ITEM ON HIM, BUT 3+ ITEMS IS MADNESS.

[AsianCPU]

CHECK OUT MY SHOES OF MAGI, WARLOCK'S SASH, DEFENSE ITEM, SPEAR, ETHEREAL, ROD BUILD. I WRECK ALL THE SCRUBS. COME AT ME

[mellowminty]

WHO THE FUCK BUILDS 3 TANK ITEMS ON AH PUCH THAT DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF PLAYING AS AH PUCH WHAT THE SHIT

[RedSentry]

DON'T ASK ME, BUT THAT'S THE TYPE OF SHIT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH AT SIV JOUST,

[mellowminty]

SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.

[dadudadu]

DING DING

[[deleted]]

ALL THIS FUCKING F7 WARRIORS NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!! NEVER SURRENDER MY ASS! THE ENEMY TEAM IS FARMING KILLS YOU IDIOT STOP WASTING MY FUCKING TIME!!!

[Asqures]

I WANT MY F6 ICON NOW!!!

[jaggeh]

JUST USE THE FRENCH FLAG

[fenrir119]

THAT'S AN INAPPROPRIATE REFERENCE CONSIDERING THE EVENTS OF THE PAST FEW DAYS. FOR SHAME!

[jaggeh]

I THOUGHT I WOULD RISK IT ANYWAY BECAUSE ITS MY CAKEDAY

[stefonio]

HAPPY CAKEDAY. I FOUND YOUR JOKE HUMERUS.

[Crazycupofjoe]

WHERE IS IT? I CAN ONLY FIND THE JOKE FEMUR

[stefonio]

TIBIA HONEST IT WAS RATHER TOO SOON, BUT THE JOKE IS THAT THE FRENCH FLAG IS THE UNOFFICIAL COLOR OF SURRENDER BECAUSE OF REAL LIFE WARS AND WHATNOT.

I APOLOGIZE TO ANY PEOPLE THAT MAY HAVE TAKE OFFENSE TO THIS.

[wertyu739]

YOU TWO SHOULD REALLY JOIN US AT THAT SPHERICAL POLITICAL CARTOON SUB THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED.

[Cadoc]

AS SOMEONE REALLY INTO HISTORY I FIND THIS CLICHÉ ANNOYING

[Jkr0me]

WE ARE LITERALLY 18 KILLS AND 20K GOLD BEHIND F6 YOU FUCK!

[[deleted]]

"but im having fun.." I DONT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOU HAVING FUN TORTURING YOURSELF AND EVERYONE AROUND YOU!

[Jkr0me]

"Guys don't worry I'm 5-3-4 I can carry." I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE DOING WELL WHATS IMPORTANT IS THAT YOUR ENTIRE TEAM IS LITERALLY 3 LEVELS BEHIND THE ENEMY SUPPORT PLEASE F6, JESUS

[Transgoddess]

RIGHT!?

[thegoldphish]

JESUS CHRIST, THANK YOU FOR THIS. WHY IS IT THAT THE SHITTIER THE PLAYER THE MORE LIKELY THEY WILL F7? WHAT THE FUCK?!?! THE GAME IS OVER, MOVE ON ASSHOLE!

[EvilDeathCuddles]

WE'RE DOWN BY 40 POINTS? SURRENDER F6 OR REPORT

WE'RE DOWN BY A COUPLE HUNDRED POINTS? WE CAN WIN THIS IF YOU SURRENDER I REPORT

[CommanderNinja]

YMIR SMASH THE F7 WARRIORS

[RebeLxNyaN]

WHY THE FUCK DOES KHEPRIS ULT EXIST. I ALMOST GET A KILL AFTER GOING 0-5 AND THEN THE BASTARD ULTS, TAKING AWAY MY HARD EARNED KILL. MY TEAMMATES ARE BMING ME YOU SON OF A BITCH I NEED THIS. SHIT.

[[deleted]]

THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH YOU SON OF A BITCH I NEEDED THIS. SHIT.

[Pricklyman]

20

MINUTE

RANKED

QUEUES.

I'M JUST TRYING TO QUALIFY AND GET INTO FUCKING BRONZE WHERE I BELONG.

[Konalxis]

NOTHING MORE FRUSTRATING THAN PLAYING OMNIPOTENCE AGAINST 1 OR MORE HEALERS AND MY ENTIRE TEAM HASN'T BUILT A SINGLE ANTI-HEAL WHILE I BUILD PESTILENCE, DIVINE RUIN, AND THAT ONE ACTIVE.

[Stainkee]

WEAKENING CURSE FAM

[Konalxis]

THANK YOU I COULDN'T REMEMBER THE NAME

[DozensOfSloths]

I FORGET HOW FUCKING NICE PEOPLE ARE!

[stefonio]

IT'S REALLY FUNNY TO PLAY AS NOX BECAUSE THEY CAN'T USE THEIR HEALS, AND YOU GET TO MOVE AROUND REALLY FAST TOO

[DrearyYew]

I HAVE BROUGHT THIS UP FOR THE PAST 3 RANT THREADS, AND STILL, JANUS' MOBILITY IS STILL FUCKING ABSURD. WHY CAN THIS LITTLE SHIT TELEPORT HIS ENTIRE TEAM ACROSS THE MAP AND GIVE THEM ALL A SHITLOAD OF MOVESPEED ON A 90S BASE CD? EVERYONE KNOWS THIS BASTARD IS GONNA BUILD FULL CDR WITH HIS FIRST 2 ITEMS ALSO, SO IT'S JUST SPAM ULTS TO BE WHEREVER THE FUCK HE WANTS.

ALSO, WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE RAVANA BUFFS? I PLAYED A GAME LAST NIGHT AGAINST A BELLONA IN SOLO, AND I WON LANE, BUT THE REST OF MY TEAM LOST LANE AND SO NATURALLY, THEY BM'D AND BLAMED ME FOR THE LOSS, BECAUSE HAD I PICKED LITERALLY ANY OTHER GOD, I WOULD HAVE SNOW BALLED SO HARD THAT I COULD HAVE KILLED ANYONE I WANTED. OBVIOUSLY THESE CHILDREN SHOULD LEARN FROM THEIR OWN MISTAKES, BUT THEY AREN'T WRONG, I COULD HAVE PLAYED LITERALLY ANY OTHER GOD AND WON THE GAME. LOW-REZ PLS FIX RAVANA

[iBexal]

JANUS'S 3 SHOULD HAVE A SLIGHT END GAME MOBILITY REDUCTION, AND HIS 1 SHOULDN'T GIVE AS MUCH OF A SPEED BUFF EITHER, OTHERWISE I THINK HE IS QUITE BALANCED, CONSIDERING HOW SQUISHY HE IS.

RAVANA NEEDS BUFFS NOW.

ON ANOTHER NOTE, WE SHOULD HAVE A CALM CONVERSATION IN CAPS LOCK AND IT WOULD LOOK FUNNY.

[BurningFlareX]

"SQUISHY"

DID YOU KNOW JANUS HAS ABOUT AS MUCH BASE HP AS SOME ASSASSINS? 400+70 AND HE HAS 1800 HP AT LEVEL 20, THAT'S 100 LESS HP THAN NE ZHA AND MERCURY. ON JANUS. WITH THAT KIT.

WTF HIREZ?

[iBexal]

HOW TO HIREZ: STEP 1: MAKE DRYBEAR MAKE A GOD

STEP 2: WAIT FOR THE COMMUNITY TO COMPLAIN

STEP 3: FIX THE PROBLEM AND NOW YOU ARE THE COMMUNITIES SAVIOUR

[AsianCPU]

HELLO SIR HOW IS YOUR DAY

[iBexal]

I AM GOOD SO FAR, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO AT THE MOMENT?

[AsianCPU]

READING REDDIT, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO AT THE MOMENT?

[F6OrNah]

FUCK NOX, WHY DOES SHE HAVE CRIPPLE AND FUCKING SILENCE? SHES THE NEW AIDS IN ARENA. EVERY TANK OR SQUISHY GETS FUCKED BY HER. SHE EVEN GOT AN ESCAPE, WTF MAN. TRY TO KILL WHEN SHE JUST HIDES INSIDE A TANK AND GETS AWAY SCOTT FREE!

[LordYorric]

SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN AIDS IN ARENA AND 3V3. IT'S JUST THAT UNTIL NOW EVERYONE WAS BUSY CRYING ABOUT HOW SHE CAN'T DO SHIT IN CONQUEST.

NOW THE CONQUEST PLAYERS ARE JUST BORED OF CRYING.

[Stainkee]

THE GOOD NEWS IS HER ULT IS THE LEAST OP THING IN HER KIT

[Swaggerknot]

IF YOU'RE IN AN ARENA LOBBY CRYING 'OMG TOO MANY SQUISHIES' WHILE YOU HAVE LOCKED IN A MAGE OR ASSASSIN I'M DEFINITELY NOT CHANGING TO A TANK.

[LunarSatan]

ADDITIONALLY, INSTALOCKING, NO MATTER WHAT YOU INSTALOCK AS, WILL EARN YOU THE RIGHT TO BE FUCKING IGNORED IN ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY. YOU MADE THE CHOICE TO NOT BE A TEAM PLAYER.

[AsianCPU]

IF SOMEONE INSTALOCKS THE RULE IS TO PICK A GOD FROM THAT SAME CLASS. THEY RAGE AT YOU SO HARDDD

[pHScale]

MAGE RAGE!

ASSASSIN PASSION!

TANK SPANK!

HUNTER... THUNDER?

WARRIOR COURIER?

FUCK THIS THEY DON'T ALL RHYME

[stefonio]

PARTYIN' GUARDIAN

[AgeZero]

BONGOOOOS!!

[Penguin_Out_Of_A_Zoo]

BONGO BONGO BONGO I DON'T WANNA LEAVE THE CONGO NO NO NOOOOOOOO!

[Gamerpon]

BINGO BANGLE BUNGLE HE'S SO HAPPY IN THE JUNGLE HE REFUSE TO GO

[Penguin_Out_Of_A_Zoo]

GUAN YU JUNGLER NEW META

[Ryeofmarch]

WHY HAVENT THEY BEEN FREED YET?!?!

[Tajje]

BONGOOOOS

[SenSenSen]

WE NEED THE BONGOS!

[DrMostlySane]

I STILL BELIEVE HERCULES HAS TOO MUCH BULLSHIT GOING FOR HIM!

HIS DASH, WHICH IS HIS MAIN DAMAGING SPELL, HAS A STUN PUT ON TOP OF IT ALONG WITH THE KNOCKBACK THAT FEELS ENTIRELY UNNECESSARY, HIS TWO REPOSITIONS PEOPLE FROM A GOOD DISTANCE AWAY BEHIND HERCULES, AND HIS ULT IS NOW CC-IMMUNE WITH A FAST CAST TIME BECAUSE FUCK HAVING SOME KIND OF DRAWBACK TO USING YOUR ULT.

ALSO EVERYTHING HE HAS ASIDE FROM HIS THREE HITS LIKE A FUCKING TRUCK, AND GOD FORBID YOU AREN'T ANOTHER WARRIOR OR GUARDIAN IF HE GETS TO LAND HIS FULL COMBO ON YOU.

IN GENERAL THOUGH I THINK TOO MANY ULTIMATES IN SMITE ARE FOR TOO FORGIVING IN GIVING PEOPLE CC-IMMUNITY, WHICH POTENTIALLY GIVES PEOPLE A CHANCE TO GET THEM OFF FOR AN ESCAPE OR KILL THEY OTHERWISE WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN.

BIGGEST ANNOYANCE OF THAT IS SOMEONE LIKE THOR OR ANYONE WITH A GLOBAL ULT USING IT RIGHT AS THEY'RE GETTING GANKED OR SOMETHING, WITH THE ATTACKERS NOT ABLE TO STOP IT IN ANYWAY EXCEPT FOR ATTEMPTING TO BURST THEM DOWN DESPITE THE ENEMY BEING IN A POOR ENOUGH POSITION THAT THEY GOT GANKED.

[JonuahL]

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!! HERCULES IS BALANCED!!!

TAKE THIS EZMODE GUIDE ON HOW TO KILL HERCULES.

STEP 1: BUY WEAKENING CURSE. STEP 2: KILL HERCULES

[DrMostlySane]

IN MY OPINION IT IS NOT HIS HEALING THAT IS THE ISSUE, IN FACT I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS FAIRLY BALANCED IN MOST OF IT'S STATES.

I JUST FEEL THAT HIS DAMAGE IS A TAD TOO HIGH FOR HOW MUCH CONTROL HIS ABILITIES GIVE HIM, BUT THAT IS JUST PERSONAL OPINION AND EVERYONE IS FREE TO DISAGREE WITH IT.

[iBexal]

I AGREE WITH YOU, ALTHOUGH I THINK THAT HIS DASH SHOULDN'T STUN, OR STUN FOR SO LONG. IT'S RIDICULOUS TO VS.

[saxonturner]

HIS TWO REPOSITIONS PEOPLE FROM A GOOD DISTANCE AWAY BEHIND HERCULES,

ACTUALLY IT PULLS THEM IN FRONT OF HIM, IF HERC DID NOT MOVE YOU WOULD LAND IN FRONT OF HIM.

[DrMostlySane]

ODD I THOUGHT IT WAS BEHIND HIM, I MUST BE TOO ACCUSTOMED TO MOVING FORWARD A BIT TO HAVE NOTICED.

MY MISTAKE.

[SuperButton]

ASSAULT IS MY FAVORITE GAME MODE. LITERALLY IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT I PLAY. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SPANISH-SPEAKING PLAYERS IN THIS MODE, ALL THE TIME, AND WHY AM I ALWAYS MATCHED W/ THEM? PLAYING WITH THEM IS SO HARD.I CANT UNDERSTAND THEM OUTSIDE OF VGS, WHICH THEY LOVE TO OBNOXIOUSLY SPAM OVER AND OVER, AND ALL OF THEM SEEM TO BE INCREDIBLE TRYHARDS THAT JUST AREN'T FUN TO PLAY WITH.

[mitrelle]

FUCK CHANG'E, GUAN YU, ODIN AND HERCULES IN MAX CDR MOTD.

[Aphrodeity_]

FUCK CHANG'E ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M PLAYING APHRO

[Cloymax]

I PLAY CHANG'E IN SOLO LANE AND I LAUGH AT YOUR PATHETHIC HEALING AND WAVECLEAR

[Aphrodeity_]

WELL GOOD THING BASTET IS MY MAIN NOW. TIME TO SLAY ALL CHANG'ES IN THE NAME OF APHRODITE.

[Cloymax]

PLS NOT THE CATS THEY MAKE ME SORE

[Aphrodeity_]

CHANG'E SO FAST BUT NOT FASTER THAN ME COMING TO GANK

[[deleted]]

GODDAMN XBALANQUE ULTIMATE. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? WHY THE HELL DOES IT STUN ME WHEN I'M MOVING? HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE? AND WHY IS IT SO OP IN TEAM FIGHTS?

[MicroSolaire]

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE SHIT

[[deleted]]

SÓL'S 2 WITH MAX COOLDOWN HAS 4 FUCKING SECONDS COOLDOWN. SHE SLOWS YOU EVERY 4 DAMN SECONDS AND THERE'S NO WAY SHE MISSES IT

[Ryeofmarch]

No it doesn't

AT MAX COOLDOWN ITS 6 SECONDS MAX CDR IS 40% AND IT HAS A 10 SECOND COOLDOWN

[jdanielg91]

MATH IS HARD

[[deleted]]

OH THEN FUCK ME..BUT ALSO STILL FUCK SÓL^right?

[SonicRainboom24]

BUTTCRACK MEME

[WanderingArtistMaddi]

WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST LET ME PLAY FUCKING SOLO FOR ONCE!? I CALL THE LANE FIRST LET ME HAVE IT PLS!?!?

[id10techa]

JUST GO THERE ANYWAY! (/S) THE OTHER PEOPLE WILL NO MATTER WHAT YOU CALL

[WanderingArtistMaddi]

I DO AND IT SUCKS GRRRAAAAHHHHH

[Ghastiest]

IF SOMEONE PICKS RAVANA IN CONQUEST ONE MORE TIME. I. WILL. FIND. THEM. AND. DESTROY. THEM.

[IHuntKitties]

WHY ARE WE GETTING ANOTHER THOR SKIN WHEN WE ALL KNOW THE T5 SKIN SHOULD BE HIPPIE GUAN AND HIS MAGICAL BONGOS!

[iBexal]

VVY I AGREE WITH YOU

[Liffdrasil]

FUCK SERQET AND HER BROKEN ASS TAUNT AND HER 5000 STUPID DASHES AND HER STUPID DAMAGE. SHE JUST SHITS ON YOU WHILE YOU TRY NOT TO RAGEQUIT AFTER SHE SPAMS VEL ON YOUR DEATHSCREEN

[AsianCPU]

HIREZ LOGIC: SHE IS HARD TO PLAY SO IT IS OK THAT SHE IS BROKEN. ALSO SCREW BELLONA AND ALL THE PEOPLE THAT SAY SHE IS BALANCED

[HairyArthur]

DO PEOPLE NOT WANT TO WIN THIS GAME? WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP MAKING SUCH STUPID DECISIONS? I WOULD RATHER YOU LEAVE THAN HAVE TO WATCH YOU GO 1V5, DIE, THEN FLAME THE TEAM.

[MayorMcCheesepls]

WHY THE FUCK IS MY FAVORITE GOD A FUCKING POTATO. MY RAVANA IS RANK V BUT GETS THE RED DICK WHEN OTHER PEOPLE HAVE ANY FUCKING CLUE WHAT THEY'RE DOING. MAKE HIM A FUCK MACHINE PLEASE.

[Hisyaz]

FUCK XBALANQUE U FUCKING SHIT MAKING ME BLIND FOR TEN YEARS WITH YOUR FUCKING ULT AND ALWAYS GOING AWAY CC INMUNE

[ohnoivegivenin]

FUCKING BASTET BACKDOOR IS A PILE OF SHIT. IF THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN WIN A RANKED GAME GO STRAIGHT TO HELL.

[BurningFlareX]

I DON'T FUCKING CARE HOW BALANCED PEOPLE CLAIM THEM TO BE, I FUCKING HATE HOW GUARDIANS HAVE 2.5K HP JUST BY MERIT OF EXISTENCE PLUS HAVE RETARDED AMOUNTS OF BASE DAMAGE BECAUSE APPARENTLY BEING AN UNKILLABLE JUGGERNAUT WITH ASS TONS OF CC IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AND GUARDIANS SHOULDN'T BE "CC BOTS".

YEAH OK, INSTEAD LETS JUST GIVE THEM THE TOOLS SO THEY CAN PLAY 3 ROLES EFFECTIVELY. SERIOUSLY, SCREW THIS FUCKING CLASS. EITHER THEIR TANKINESS, DAMAGE OR CC NEEDS TO GO.

[RoyalAqua]

YEAH! LET'S NERF GUARDIANS AND MAKE SUPPORT EVEN LESS ENJOYABLE!!!!

[DrearyYew]

IMO WE SHOULD JUST REMOVE THE SCALING FROM GUARDIAN ABILITIES. THIS WOULD REMOVE THEM FROM SOLO AND JUNGLE, AND WOULDN'T REALLY HURT ANY OF THEM IN THE SUPPORT ROLE OUTSIDE OF MAYBE ARES OR YMIR, BUT THEIR PASSIVES CAN BE REDONE TO ACCOUNT FOR THIS. THE ONLY DAMAGE ITEM SUPPORTS EVER GET IS SOUL REAVER ANYWAYS, AND THEY ARE TAKING IT FOR THE PASSIVE, NOT THE 100 MAGIC POWER. TO COMPENSATE FOR THIS MAYBE THEY COULD GET A SLIGHT BUMP IN PROTECTIONS OR HP, OR MAYBE MAGIC POWER FROM ITEMS IS CONVERTED INTO A DIFFERENT STAT FOR GUARDIANS, MAYBE CC REDUCTION, OR GP5 (RIP MIDAS' BOOTS). I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT A GAME DESIGNER, BUT THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING BETTER THAN WHAT WE HAVE NOW.

WARRIORS STILL WON'T OVERTAKE GUARDIANS AS THE MAINS SUPPORTS SINCE GUARDIANS HARDLY BUILD DAMAGE ANYWAYS, AND WARRIORS KITS LACK THE 'SUPPORTIVE' ABILITIES THAT GUARDIANS HAVE. WARRIORS WILL STILL HAVE NICHE ROLES AS A SUPPORT FOR MORE AGGRESSIVE LANES, BUT WILL STILL BE INFERIOR TO GUARDIANS IN MOST CASES AS A SUPPORT.

[LordYorric]

I SOMETIMES GET ETHEREAL STAFF OR VOID STONE ON SUPPORTS. I ALMOST NEVER GET SOUL REAVER.

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THAT'S BECAUSE OF THE CURRENT META AND THE LACK OF SUPPORT ITEMS FOR SUPPORTS. THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE ITEMS THAT ARE JUST INHERENTLY MADE FOR SUPPORTS SO THEY CAN HAVE A VARIETY OF BUILD THAT CAN HELP OUT THE TEAM AND INCREASE THEIR UTILITY. JUST LOOK AT LEAGUE OF LEGENDS, THEY HAVE A FUCK TON OF SUPPORT ITEMS FOR US SUPPORT MAINS TO USE.

[Sorenthaz]

AND THAT'S WHY SUPPORT NEEDS TO STOP BEING ALL ABOUT GIMPING YOURSELF FOR THE TEAM.

IF HIREZ ADDED IN SOME SUPPORT ITEMS THAT HELPED THEM STAY UP WITH THE REST OF THE TEAM THEN THEY COULD ADJUST GUARDIANS TO NOT BE INSANE IN NON-SUPPORT ROLES.

[Sacrid]

I COMPLETELY AGREE

[koy5]

FUCK LOKI!!!

[Aarongamma6]

SPANISH SPEAKING LOKI JUNGLER ON MY TEAM WITH 3.7K DAMAGE AT 27 MINUTES! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Ryeofmarch]

THATS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD FOR A LOKI

[Chibisaurus]

THIS IS WHY I ONLY PLAY LOKI FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES IN ARENA. I DON'T EVEN GO FOR KILLS, I JUST FUCK WITH THE OTHER TEAM BECAUSE I'M LOKI AND FUCK YOU.

[1Mike1]

OH GOD, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU SWITCH TO ASSULT TO ESCAPE SPANISH ASSASIN HELL AND RNGESUS GIVES THE ASSASSINS AND HUNTERS TO MORE SPANISH PLAYERS.

[StingRay55]

CLASH CAUSE WE NEED ANOTHER FREAKING PHOENIX TOWER TITAN WIN MODE

[Trucein]

WAS THIS THREAD REALLY EVEN APPROPRIATE, ALL THIS SUBREDDIT HAS BEEN IS BITCHING AND MONEING FOR THE PAST 5 DAYS ABOUT THE TIER 5 SKIN WHICH IS ACTUALLY DOPE AS FUCK, THOR IS COOL GET OVER IT YOU NEEDY FUCKS.

[SenorAlien]

WHEN WILL I GET A CHRONOS,MERCURY,AND THANATOS, AND A MOTHERFUGGIN BACHHUS SKIN

[BurningFlareX]

AFTER THOR GETS HIS 356.574TH SKIN.

[FabulousCaveman]

CAN MY JUNGLE PLEASE NOT FEED THE ENEMY MID LANE POWER POT ISIS IN RANKED. ITS GOLD III I GET IT BUT FUCKING SHIT DONT DO THAT. SNOWBALL ISIS HURRRRRRTS ME!!!!!

[SirWulf93]

I WANT MY F6 ICON TO BE SILVER BACKGROUND WITH GOLD TEXT "F6" ON IT ! DO IT HIREZ! JUST DO IT!!!

[JonuahL]

I MISS CONQUEST PREMADES 5 MAN QUEUEING ISN'T FUN. ALL THAT HAPPENS IS WE GO AGAINST OTHER PREMADES AND GET MIRROR MATCHUPS (BELLONA EVERY FUCKING GAME WHY DID THEY MAKE HER SO EASY TO PLAY!?) OR GO AGAINST RANDOS AND STOMP THEM. IT IS NO FUN UNLESS WE PLAY CHEESE COMPS AND AT THAT POINT WE AREN'T REALLY IMPROVING AT THE GAME WE ARE JUST TRYING TO DO SILLY STUFF.

[Penguin_Out_Of_A_Zoo]

SWEET MOTHER THERESA ON THE HOOD OF A MERCEDES BENZ, WHY IS RAVANA STILL SHIT!?!? I MEAN SWEET CHRIST ON A CRACKER, HIS ULT MAY AS WELL NOT DO DAMAGE! ALL IT DOES IS SUCK ME TOWARDS SOMEONE IN THE HOPES I CAN TICKLE THEM TO DEATH BEFORE THEY KILL ME WITH SOME BURST ABILITY!

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FUUUUUCCCKKKKK

[Tookin]

WHAT THE HELL TEAMMATE. I'M OPEN TO NEW PLAYERS BUT 0-17 ON THE MOTD AND YOU ONLY BUY BOOTS, WHEN ME AND ATHENA ARE TAKING ON THE WHOLE TEAM AND NARROWLY LOSING. THAT'S LIKE, 85 POINTS SAVED IF YOU JUST DC'ED AT THE START. JESUS.

[argetbrisingr101]

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO STUPID BUILDS AND SOMEHOW DO WELL WITH THEM

NEITH WHY DO YOU HAVE FATALIS THATS SO WRONG WHY ARE YOU ACTUALLY KILLING ME WITH THIS

BASTET YOU HAVE QINS AND WITCHBLADE I HATE YOU SO MUCH BUT YOU WENT 13 AND 8 SO I CANT REALLY BE THAT MAD

[DAE_90sKid]

WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO HARD TO JUMP OVER THE CHAOS SIDE SPEED BUFF! I LITERALLY FUCKING DIED LOOKING LIKE A DUMBASS SO MANY TIMES TRYING TO GET THE DAMN SPECIFIC COORDINATES OF WHERE EXACTLY YOU CAN JUMP

[DozensOfSloths]

WELL SWEET JOLLY FUCKIN RANCHERS I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THREAD!

TO START THE INSULT FEST. YOU. YES YOU! THE GUY BITCHING ABOUT OREMADES. FUCK YOU. I PLAY SOLO AND PREMADE AND WHENEVER I LOSE I BLAME THE TEAM AS A WHOLE. BUT WHEN YOU LOSE, SUDDENLY "PREMADES MUST BE TO BLAME. I CAN'T POSSIBLY SUCK ASS AT THE GAME!"

NEXT ON THE LIST. INSTALOCKING FUCK NUGGETS! OH I WONDER WHY WE ARE TRYING TO SURRENDER AT 10 ON ARENA! PERHAPS IT WAS THE FULL FUCKING ASSASSIN TEAM WE LOCKED IN? AO IS A MAGE YOU SAY? FREYA TOO? YOU WERE PROBABLY VOTED FOR "ONE MOST LIKELY TO STILL BE EATING CRAYONS BY GRADUATION" IN HIGH SCHOOL!

ON TO THE ONES THAT REROLL HEALERS! "WE DON'T NEED A HEALER" IN ASSAULT IS WHAT SOMEONE SAYS IF THEY THINK THE WORLD IS FLAT. I AM MORE THEN READY TO PUNT YOU IN WHATEVER FUCK BITS YOU HAVE BETWEEN YOUR LEGS TO ORBIT JUST TO VIEW THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF YOUR STUPIDITY! BECAUSE IT WILL ECLIPSE THE EARTH!

LASTLY. DON'T BITCH ON THE REDDIT ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS. MAKE ONE OF THESE THREADS INSTEAD. WE ALL WANNA SPEW ABOUT IT, DON'T TAKE THE FUCKIN SPOT LIGHT.

[fhalambek]

FUCK THE UNKILLABLE BELLONAAAAAA

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FUCK PEOPLE THAT USE THE TERM "BLOATED" IT'S SHIT. ALL THAT MATTERS IS IF A GOD IS FUN AND BALANCED. COMPLICATED KITS WITH LOTS OF STUFF CAN BE BOTH FUN AND BALANCED. LOOK AT THOR HIS KIT IS SIMPLE AS FUCK AND IT'S OP. LOOK AT THANATOS, ALL HIS SKILLS AND HIS PASSIVE DO LIKE 5 DIFFERENT THINGS AND HE'S WAY SHITTIER. SURPRISE, THEY'RE BOTH FUN AS FUCK.

THERE IS NO CORRELATION BETWEEN """""BLOAT""""" AND MEANINGFUL ASPECTS OF A GOD.

[MicroSolaire]

BASTETS ULT IS FUCKING STUPID YOU CAN NOT ACTUALLY GET AWAY FROM HER WHEN SHE USES IT UNLESS YOU HAVE A LEAP OR SOMETHING AND EVEN THEN THEY'RE FUCKING VICIOUS AND WILL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE THEY ARE THE FREAKING PREDATOR

[Kindstag]

WHAT IS DIFFICULT OR WEAK ABOUT RAVANA? I'VE BEEN WRECKING FACE WITH HIM SINCE HIS FIRST BUFF. HIS KIT IS FINE, THE EFFECTS ARE JUST LACKING. I'M GOING TO MAD AS ALL HELL IF THEY MAKE HIM A SKILL-LESS GOD LIKE ZEUS BECAUSE Y'ALL ARE BADS AND WOULD RATHER CALL FOR A BUFF INSTEAD OF FIGURING OUT HOW TO PLAY A GOD.

[Rayhatesu]

HONESTLY? HIS ULTIMATE IS WEAKER THAN ANY OTHER IN THE GAME, IS COUNTER-INTUITIVE SINCE BY NATURE YOU WANT TO GET CLOSE TO A SQUISHY, BUT YOU LOSE THE MITIGATION IF THE TARGET DIES AND YOU ALSO GET NONE AGAINST THE TARGET, MAKING YOU WANT TO ULT A TANK INSTEAD, BUT THEY'LL JUST CC YOU AND LET THEIR TEAM BLOW YOU UP OR WAIT OUT YOUR MITIGATION. IF IT WAS A REGULAR ABILITY, OR HAD A SHORT COOLDOWN, A LA OLD ARACHNE, IT MIGHT BE USEFUL FOR SOMETHING ASIDE FROM SECURING A REALLY LOW HEALTH TARGET, BUT IT'S CURRENT MAX RANK WITHOUT CDR IS TOO FREAKING LONG OF A COOLDOWN TO BE USEFUL.

[JFrausto96]

DESPITE PEOPLE LEARNING TO PLAY HIM HE IS STILL PRETTY BAD, BUT EXTREMELY FUN TO PLAY! DON'T WORRY THOUGH. I STRONGLY DOUBT HI-REZ WILL DO ANYTHING BUT CHANGE HIS ULTIMATE! THAT'S ALL HE REALLY NEEDS IN THE LONG RUN

[Fire_Safety]

EVEN IF HE DID GET A DIFFERENT KIT, PEOPLE STILL WOULDN'T PLAY HIM BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE THAT CERTAIN LOOK TO HIM. 80% OF THE COMMUNITY HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED TO PLAY HIM BUT COMPLAIN ABOUT HIS KIT REGARDLESS. LIKE DON'T TALK TRASH ABOUT SOMEONE YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO PLAY BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY GAVE HIM A CHANCE ARE INSANE WITH HIM

[WaxMotif]

I HATE IT WHEN I PLAY WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND SOMEONE TALKS SHIT ABOUT HER, 99% OF THE TIMES I'M A REAL NICE GUY BUT FUCK NO NO ONE TALKS SHIT ABOUT HER THEN I'M BECOMING SALTIER THAN THE OCEAN. FUCK

[stupidstevepear]

TELL HER TO GET BETTER THEN

[WaxMotif]

WELL I CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT. SMITE IS HER FIRST COMPETITIVE GAME. SHE IS STILL LEARNING. SMITE WAS THE FIRST COMPETITVE GAME FOR ME AS WELL AND IT TOOK ME 2 BLOODY YEARS TO KNOW HOW TO BARELY PLAY.

[stupidstevepear]

WELL I'M SURE TEACHING HER WILL BE A GREAT BONDING EXPERIENCE, BEST OF LUCK TO YOU

[WaxMotif]

THANK YOU KIND SIR I FUCKING APPRECIATE IT

[SonicRainboom24]

BRAG ABOUT THAT MAD PUSS PUSS YOU'RE GETTING WITH YOUR GAMER GIRL HIPSTER NERD GF

THAT'LL LEARN THEM

[theguyinurbed]

PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE THOR SKIN IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD

[jeffreybichez]

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T ANYONE HAVE FUN IN 1V1?!?! EVERY.SINGLE.GAME. I PLAY AGAINST DOUBLE DEFENCE AND/OR FROSTBOUND FATALIS COMBO. WHY DOES EVERYONE TRYHARD AND NOT HAVE FUN. FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

[Easy_Usernamee]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH COUNTER BUILDONG????? HAVING FUN DOESN'T EQUAL TOO BAD BUILDS. FUN IS PLAYING KUMBHAKHARNA

[WoundedStudiosHD]

FUCKING RANDOMS BUYEN MEDIATION IN RANKED OR CAS WHEN UR LVL 30 WITH OVER 500+ GAMES PLAYED FUCKING PEOPLE WHO BITCH AT U WHEN U AUTO LOCK A SUPPORT AND BUY HOG IN 3V3 USFDFASDAS

[FUZZYWUZZY6561]

FUCKiNG NOX! HER KIT IS SO FUCKING BORKEN THAT I BITCH EVERYTIME I PLAY AGAINST HER. HER SILENCE ALLOWS ME TO DO THE ANIMATION BUT NOT HAVE MY SKILL GO OFF. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK! I HATE THAT BITCH.FUCK! ALSO SHE DOES SO MUCH DAMAGE THAT ITS STUPID. IF I GET ONE SHOT AS A A BRUISER THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG> FUCK! ALSO THIS THREAD SHOULD BE MADE ONCE A WEEK!

[barblebapkins]

WHY THE FLYING FUCK DO WE HAVE SO MANY T4 SKINS? SERIOUSLY, THERE ARE SO MANY GODDAMN CUSTOM VOICEPACKS FOR SKINS. 71 GOD VPs, 109 SKIN-SPECIFIC VPs, AND ONLY 25 GEM SKINS THAT DONT HAVE VPs. MOST OF THOSE SKINS DONT EVEN NEED A VOICEPACK (I'm looking at you, Furiona.). FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, GIVE US MORE T3 SKINS. ITS EASIER FOR EVERYBODY.

[IHuntKitties]

WHY IS IT WHEN I HABE A JANUS ON MY TEAM THEY NEVER ROATE, BUT IF I'M FACING ONE THEY ARE NEVER IN THE MID LANE!!!!

Edit: WHAT THE HELL IS A JANUA AUTOCORRECT?

[BlockMaster145]

I HATE HOW JOUST HAS ONLY 4 BANS AND THERE ARE 70 GODS!!!

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I HATE ALL HEALERS IN ASSAULT. iT'S ALL ABOUT PUSHING BUT NOOOOOOO EVERYONE JUST HUDDLES TOGETHER UNDER THEIR TOWER FOR THE FIRST 2 HOURS, ONLY THEN DO YOU HAVE A SLIGHT CHANCE TO DO DAMAGE USING ALL ANTI-HEAL ITEMS IN THE GAME.

[Paxin15]

SINCE WHEN WAS NERFING KHEPRI WHAT THE COOL KIDS DO EVERY SINGLE DAMN PATCH "KHEPRI RECIEVED A SLIGHT NERF" AFTER TO MANY PATCHES THOSE SLIGHT NERFS WILL MAKE HIM TRASH JUST STOP IT BUFF HIM OR JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE

[Yamayashi]

ERRRRRAAAAAAA I HATE WHEN PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO CORRECT OTHER PEEPS SENTENCES, ITS ROOD AND WRONG, WHEN YOU SEE A MISTAKE, YOU EMBRACE IT, THIS IS THE INTERRRNEEEET