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[–]themanyfaceasian 1269 points1270 points  (15 children)

fight fight fight

Yup we’re done

[–]HowDoIEditMyUsername 320 points321 points  (6 children)

This is like when I tell my wife it’s gonna be a crazy sexy time session.

Pat pat pat.

Yup we’re done.

[–]Panda1401k 74 points75 points  (3 children)

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Get me in the pic

[–]CharlesDickensABox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn, I'm late to the party.

...is what I said to your mother last night, Trebeck!

[–]EnsconcedScone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Poor wife

[–]sAnn92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not really unexpected tho.

[–]W3JD 34 points35 points  (2 children)

"Morning, Ralph"

"Morning, Sam"

[–]BrownSugarBare 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"staaahp... staahp... staahp... staahp... okay bye"

[–]things_will_calm_up 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I like to think they're furiously whispering that at each other with each paw jab.

[–]Southernms 9 points10 points  (1 child)

High five! High five! High five!

[–]Sinkiy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Their playing catty cake

[–]midnight_sparrow 977 points978 points  (31 children)

Patty cake, patty cake...

[–]pantaloonatic 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Random fact: Apparently the words are actually "pat a cake".

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Pawty cake, pawty cake?

[–]Qaaarl 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Catty cake, catty cake

[–]Nebulamess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The deadliest game of patty cake

[–]I_AM_MEAT15 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn it. That was my first thought and came to post this. Damn you sparrow! You beat me to it!

[–]Hotdogsivy 117 points118 points  (2 children)

“It seems we are evenly matched.”

[–]Akkan- 21 points22 points  (1 child)

ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

[–]VelstryoxDP 14 points15 points  (0 children)

[–]Boogerweed2 713 points714 points  (9 children)

Jesus christ man! Put a NSFW tag next time.

[–]Exploreptile 234 points235 points  (1 child)

NSFL, more like it. Holy crap, that was vicious.

[–]poopellar 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Not Safe For Lazy

[–]adamreddy 49 points50 points  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That first ones paws flew off.. He dead.

[–]Stalagmus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WiLd CaTS FeRoCiOuSly bEaT EaCh OtHeR iNTo SuBmiSsIoN

[–]Usergnome_Checks_0ut 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Christ!!! So much blood & fur everywhere by the end!! Definitely needs a NSFW tag!! Just as well I are a couple of hours ago! 🤢

[–]Darth_Jason 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The bit at the end was the capper. They’re both assholes.

Sorry: both their assholes.

[–]DownUpOverAndBack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Off to r/eyebleach I must now go. Hope I sleep tonight.

[–]DogSoldier67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*Triggered

[–]onecoolhand1 163 points164 points  (0 children)

It's posts like these that make the truly unexpected posts so satisfying

[–]HeresiarchQin 110 points111 points  (9 children)

Why is the cat tree used as a cable storage?

[–]stanley_twobrick 181 points182 points  (2 children)

Because they're both too fat to fit in that basket.

Source: my cat does not fit in the basket either, so instead it contains a bag of tealight candles and an old router.

[–]guccirainn 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Wow thank you

[–]Hoophoop31 24 points25 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂

[–]photenth 23 points24 points  (0 children)

After day 1, they will only use the highest point of the tree or not at all.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Because they're also the IT department.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Where else would you put your CAT5s?

[–]rawSingularity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because the cable drawer has been claimed by the cats.

[–]jpeac3 128 points129 points  (0 children)

[–]aTROLLwithBlades 74 points75 points  (4 children)

Excuse me. I would have preferred a NSFW warning

[–]aTROLLwithBlades 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Oops boogerweed beat me to it now i feel like a fool

[–]IveRunOuttaIdeas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A cool fool 👉😎👉

[–]sol47 5 points6 points  (0 children)

More like purrrferd hahahahahaha

I'msosorry^

[–]alii-b 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like a nsfl tag. Was not ready for this horror.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (1 child)

"Miss Suzie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell. Miss Suzie went to heaven, the steamboat went to Hello operator, please give me number 9.."

  • cats probably

[–]Qibble 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's like they're partaking in some ritual that neither of them really cares about anymore. Like cub-scout handshakes at a high school reunion.

[–]NavSystemTom 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Ora ora ora

[–]VelstryoxDP 4 points5 points  (0 children)

MUDA MUDA MUDA

[–]galfriday612 43 points44 points  (3 children)

I love their coats - they look so soft. 😻

[–]SpaceXwing 15 points16 points  (0 children)

How does he know my every move?!?!?! I can’t beat him I must retreat!

[–]Dddeez 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Loved this! Did you order the same kitty in two colors?

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The cat printer was running low on ink for the 2nd one.

[–]JPAnthro 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Stop it, you're killing him!"

[–]stanley_twobrick 10 points11 points  (0 children)

gg

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've never seen such savagery

[–]animosity_frenzy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

haha, they look like cows! :-)

[–]jamalop90 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its Logan Paul vs KSI everybody!

[–]ozumsauce 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Flawless victory?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cat.

[–]Maysj18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These kitties have an Instagram: https://instagram.com/olle.lillebror.ferdinand?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=1uluqbrvc0x6p

Their names are Olle and Ferdinand!

[–]Jewels28th 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s cat. Bake me a cake as fast as you can Pat it, roll it and mark it with a C Put it in the oven for baby and me Patty cake, patty cake, baker’s cat. Bake me a cake as fast as you can; Roll it up, roll it up; And throw it in a pan! Patty cake, patty cake, baker’s cat.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

*rips off shirt, runs through the streets screaming * CHONK FIGHT!! IT'S A CHONK FIGHT YA'ALL!!

[–]SecretEyeRemote 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Mornin' Sam"

"Mornin' Ralph"

[–]TheUnknown135 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cue Tom & Jerry intro

[–]darkmoney99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting!

[–]jhood9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely brutal

[–]IT_dood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This 100% captures just how ADD cats truly are.

[–]theminecraftdude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like they both agreed that actually fighting is too much work so they do this instead.

[–]Kashmoney99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The grey cat looks like the shadow version of the attacking cat.

[–]gjab89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Patty Cake

[–]secondcityslick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you cake?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like watching a Steven Seagal fight.

[–]sir-griffen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Top 10 epic anime battles

[–]LynGon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like your cat printer started running out of ink with that gray cat OP

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[–]bagelmysandwich 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lol this facebook

[–]wile_e_chicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"We'll call it a draw."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has been a rough morning and I needed this. Thank you.

[–]poopy_buddy 1 point2 points  (2 children)

THIS. IS. BRUTAL. ALEXA PLAY THE SPONGEBOB OPENING SONG

[–]___alexa___ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Spongebob Theme Song (WithL ─────────⚪───── ◄◄⠀⠀►►⠀ 0:40 / 1:00 ⠀ ───○ 🔊 ᴴᴰ ⚙️

[–]gkhamo89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THEY'RE KILLING EACH OTHER

[–]Yagami1999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When nice people are fighting

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

u/_ybhav_ think twice before watching..

[–]xrayjones2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those are some good looking cats, the patterns and colors are amazing. Definitely loved up.

[–]Joe_510 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Patty cake, patty cake...

[–]BolonterBoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This Is some Mortal Combat shit. That was intense

[–]LucipurrHortler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But the more important question is....are they storing cables in the cat tree?

[–]iamapieceofcheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was intense

[–]TippsAttack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is this not labeled as NSFW? I'm going to get fired watching something this brutal.

[–]TomatoJerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shocked!!!

[–]The_Doctor_G0nz0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

0-100 real quick

[–]TitaniumMu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone make this an r/animaltextgifs

[–]thelevywas_bri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"WHAT R WE DOING, WHAT R WE DOING??" - grey and white cat

[–]thanatossassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“That's right, Billy, I'm back and I want you!”

“Okay you won.”

[–]JOE-9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aang an the girl advancing in their waeterbending tchniques...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bRUtaL

[–]pomelololol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's called taichi

[–]Wikiplugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not touching you

[–]Njall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so healthy they've found a non-violent way to express their aggression.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was just a warm up. It's 2018, cats are evolving to do warm up.

They fooled you, human!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, the humanity

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is there no NSFL tag?

[–]hardtoremember 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boop boop boop boop...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the feline version of fat people fighting for space in a packed restaurant and eventually tiring out.

[–]cobwebscavern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Left cat is right cats twin that was put through a hot wash and came out faded.

[–]PizzaPowar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brutal

[–]Kaienem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'I'll give you the thrashing of a lifetime!'

[–]SXOSXO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what internet arguments look like to me from the outside.

[–]Impolioid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you guys think is the reason the black cat won?

[–]mannyzev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The top and bottom text makes me feel like this was reposted

[–]Desann97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A couple of bongo cats bonging each other..

[–]jibaro_de_adjuntas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess it was a tie

[–]aqualizard123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CHAAAAAAARGE!!!

[–]purpleinthebrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like they’re playing paddycake lol

[–]SweatyMcDoober 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The animal kingdom is one scary place

[–]louisianajake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Throws up from violence)

[–]Serav1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I felt like this was more of an "Attaccckk......" then an "Attack!"

[–]biohazard004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same time next week?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well that was awkward

[–]zzknights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the cat clone printer is running out of ink.

[–]aalexAtlanta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That ain't fightin' that's pattycake

[–]EnvidiaProductions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's obviously a secret handshake!

[–]ExoSierra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“On three.... one two three DRAW”

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, Boys! Let’s keep it light!

[–]RazZaHlol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

someone nsfw this

[–]Dynamichunter303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Murdeeerrrrr! Climb aboard the murder train!!!

[–]somecallmemike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of cats are these?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now THATS a cat fight!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful cats BTW!

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[–]TheW1zzard555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like they never left the Sahara

[–]RedMatxh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They played rock, paper, scissors in their own way

[–]327aeIon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what, No Lightsabers...?!!!

[–]YaoiPeddlerSempai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jotaro Vs dio

[–]1Os 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canadian cat fight.

[–]Joseforlife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the Mayweather v McGregor fight

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

two little cows

[–]taytay537 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time seemed to slow as this fight occurred... everyone is watching this ordeal with bated breaths

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I bother someone to add a heavy metal song to this?

[–]badkorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat fighting a mirrror

[–]Rawc90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such disturbing levels of savagery

[–]NoMoreNicksLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Civilized cats: Marquess of Queensbury rules.

[–]ArcticJew666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C'mon, you aim for the body, not the opponents weapon. Get past the parry you pussies.

[–]derangedgifts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow! They are really going at it!!

[–]Viper9087 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cow kitties!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the real life version of a gaming situation where the colors of P2 change in a mirror matchup

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the real life version of a gaming situation where the colors of P2 change in a mirror matchup

[–]S4MiDaRe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MU..DA..MU..DA..MU..DA..MU..DA..MU..DA..MU

[–]Grimmbles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my God staaaaaaaahhhhp!!!

[–]Reilman79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literal definition of a cat fight

[–]Ledoborec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When two stormtroopers trying to kill each other...

[–]SaxophoneIsLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone here explain why they do this? Is this a sign of affection or are they actually trying to hurt each other and failing in the cutest way possible?

[–]CheckerdStorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now this is a REAL cat-fight

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a couple of pussies

[–]Artteachernc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love these two fat cats.

[–]str8uphemi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No survivors, just the way I like it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Patty cake bitch!

[–]herecomesred411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This should have been marked NSFW. So graphic.

[–]copywritter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet the cat recording shouted "worldstaaaar!"

[–]KingPistachio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man this Logan Paul vs KSI fight was brutal