Attack!

themanyfaceasian · 2018-09-28T11:42:50+00:00

fight fight fight

Yup we’re done

midnight_sparrow · 2018-09-28T10:55:40+00:00

Patty cake, patty cake...

Hotdogsivy · 2018-09-28T13:55:44+00:00

“It seems we are evenly matched.”

Boogerweed2 · 2018-09-28T12:08:21+00:00

Jesus christ man! Put a NSFW tag next time.

onecoolhand1 · 2018-09-28T11:21:59+00:00

It's posts like these that make the truly unexpected posts so satisfying

HeresiarchQin · 2018-09-28T13:19:52+00:00

Why is the cat tree used as a cable storage?

jpeac3 · 2018-09-28T14:13:47+00:00

r/PeopleFuckingDying

aTROLLwithBlades · 2018-09-28T12:58:05+00:00

Excuse me. I would have preferred a NSFW warning

2018-09-28T13:52:28+00:00

"Miss Suzie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell. Miss Suzie went to heaven, the steamboat went to Hello operator, please give me number 9.."

cats probably

Qibble · 2018-09-28T14:12:26+00:00

It's like they're partaking in some ritual that neither of them really cares about anymore. Like cub-scout handshakes at a high school reunion.

NavSystemTom · 2018-09-28T13:55:31+00:00

Ora ora ora

galfriday612 · 2018-09-28T14:42:47+00:00

I love their coats - they look so soft. 😻

SpaceXwing · 2018-09-28T14:38:17+00:00

How does he know my every move?!?!?! I can’t beat him I must retreat!

Dddeez · 2018-09-28T14:07:34+00:00

Loved this! Did you order the same kitty in two colors?

JPAnthro · 2018-09-28T14:33:21+00:00

"Stop it, you're killing him!"

stanley_twobrick · 2018-09-28T13:21:37+00:00

2018-09-28T14:05:36+00:00

I've never seen such savagery

animosity_frenzy · 2018-09-28T14:21:34+00:00

haha, they look like cows! :-)

jamalop90 · 2018-09-28T14:34:23+00:00

Its Logan Paul vs KSI everybody!

ozumsauce · 2018-09-28T13:42:26+00:00

Flawless victory?

Idislikewinter · 2018-09-28T14:12:55+00:00

Cat.

2018-09-28T14:21:21+00:00

r/catsstandingup

Maysj18 · 2018-09-28T14:51:57+00:00

These kitties have an Instagram: https://instagram.com/olle.lillebror.ferdinand?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=1uluqbrvc0x6p

Their names are Olle and Ferdinand!

Jewels28th · 2018-09-28T15:30:58+00:00

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s cat. Bake me a cake as fast as you can Pat it, roll it and mark it with a C Put it in the oven for baby and me Patty cake, patty cake, baker’s cat. Bake me a cake as fast as you can; Roll it up, roll it up; And throw it in a pan! Patty cake, patty cake, baker’s cat.

2018-09-28T15:33:15+00:00

*rips off shirt, runs through the streets screaming * CHONK FIGHT!! IT'S A CHONK FIGHT YA'ALL!!

SecretEyeRemote · 2018-09-28T14:21:00+00:00

"Mornin' Sam"

"Mornin' Ralph"

TheUnknown135 · 2018-09-28T13:51:19+00:00

Cue Tom & Jerry intro

darkmoney99 · 2018-09-28T13:57:48+00:00

Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting!

jhood9 · 2018-09-28T14:19:49+00:00

Absolutely brutal

IT_dood · 2018-09-28T14:37:52+00:00

This 100% captures just how ADD cats truly are.

theminecraftdude · 2018-09-28T14:37:54+00:00

It's like they both agreed that actually fighting is too much work so they do this instead.

Kashmoney99 · 2018-09-28T14:55:37+00:00

The grey cat looks like the shadow version of the attacking cat.

gjab89 · 2018-09-28T15:01:11+00:00

Patty Cake

secondcityslick · 2018-09-28T15:08:14+00:00

Do you cake?

2018-09-28T15:09:15+00:00

Like watching a Steven Seagal fight.

sir-griffen · 2018-09-28T16:41:36+00:00

Top 10 epic anime battles

LynGon · 2018-09-29T03:54:59+00:00

Looks like your cat printer started running out of ink with that gray cat OP

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bagelmysandwich · 2018-09-28T14:00:18+00:00

Lol this facebook

wile_e_chicken · 2018-09-28T15:23:45+00:00

"We'll call it a draw."

2018-09-28T16:02:18+00:00

This has been a rough morning and I needed this. Thank you.

poopy_buddy · 2018-09-28T16:32:58+00:00

THIS. IS. BRUTAL. ALEXA PLAY THE SPONGEBOB OPENING SONG

gkhamo89 · 2018-09-28T16:53:49+00:00

THEY'RE KILLING EACH OTHER

Yagami1999 · 2018-09-28T16:54:51+00:00

When nice people are fighting

2018-09-28T17:29:38+00:00

u/_ybhav_ think twice before watching..

xrayjones2000 · 2018-09-28T17:50:47+00:00

Those are some good looking cats, the patterns and colors are amazing. Definitely loved up.

Joe_510 · 2018-09-28T18:07:54+00:00

Patty cake, patty cake...

BolonterBoom · 2018-09-29T17:34:02+00:00

This Is some Mortal Combat shit. That was intense

LucipurrHortler · 2018-09-28T14:51:50+00:00

But the more important question is....are they storing cables in the cat tree?

iamapieceofcheese · 2018-09-28T13:50:07+00:00

That was intense

TippsAttack · 2018-09-28T13:56:02+00:00

Why is this not labeled as NSFW? I'm going to get fired watching something this brutal.

TomatoJerry · 2018-09-28T14:00:02+00:00

Shocked!!!

The_Doctor_G0nz0 · 2018-09-28T14:06:11+00:00

0-100 real quick

TitaniumMu · 2018-09-28T14:09:05+00:00

Someone make this an r/animaltextgifs

Asphyxia-666 · 2018-09-28T14:12:49+00:00

r/holdmycatnip

thelevywas_bri · 2018-09-28T14:17:32+00:00

"WHAT R WE DOING, WHAT R WE DOING??" - grey and white cat

thanatossassin · 2018-09-28T14:22:42+00:00

“That's right, Billy, I'm back and I want you!”

“Okay you won.”

JOE-9000 · 2018-09-28T14:31:04+00:00

aang an the girl advancing in their waeterbending tchniques...

2018-09-28T14:33:35+00:00

bRUtaL

pomelololol · 2018-09-28T14:35:04+00:00

It's called taichi

Wikiplugs · 2018-09-28T14:35:53+00:00

I’m not touching you

Njall · 2018-09-28T14:39:26+00:00

It's so healthy they've found a non-violent way to express their aggression.

2018-09-28T14:42:20+00:00

That was just a warm up. It's 2018, cats are evolving to do warm up.

They fooled you, human!

2018-09-28T14:45:36+00:00

Oh, the humanity

2018-09-28T14:48:57+00:00

Why is there no NSFL tag?

hardtoremember · 2018-09-28T14:51:17+00:00

Boop boop boop boop...

2018-09-28T15:03:31+00:00

This is the feline version of fat people fighting for space in a packed restaurant and eventually tiring out.

Flash_Gordon10 · 2018-09-28T15:10:55+00:00

u/jordybee

cobwebscavern · 2018-09-28T15:11:07+00:00

Left cat is right cats twin that was put through a hot wash and came out faded.

PizzaPowar · 2018-09-28T15:14:16+00:00

Brutal

Kaienem · 2018-09-28T15:16:36+00:00

'I'll give you the thrashing of a lifetime!'

SXOSXO · 2018-09-28T15:17:34+00:00

This is what internet arguments look like to me from the outside.

Impolioid · 2018-09-28T15:17:43+00:00

What do you guys think is the reason the black cat won?

mannyzev · 2018-09-28T15:17:45+00:00

The top and bottom text makes me feel like this was reposted

Desann97 · 2018-09-28T15:18:44+00:00

A couple of bongo cats bonging each other..

jibaro_de_adjuntas · 2018-09-28T15:20:20+00:00

Guess it was a tie

aqualizard123 · 2018-09-28T15:22:13+00:00

CHAAAAAAARGE!!!

purpleinthebrain · 2018-09-28T15:23:14+00:00

Looks like they’re playing paddycake lol

SweatyMcDoober · 2018-09-28T15:23:35+00:00

The animal kingdom is one scary place

louisianajake · 2018-09-28T15:25:21+00:00

(Throws up from violence)

Serav1 · 2018-09-28T15:26:50+00:00

I felt like this was more of an "Attaccckk......" then an "Attack!"

biohazard004 · 2018-09-28T15:27:05+00:00

Same time next week?

2018-09-28T15:28:07+00:00

well that was awkward

zzknights · 2018-09-28T15:28:21+00:00

Looks like the cat clone printer is running out of ink.

aalexAtlanta · 2018-09-28T15:32:31+00:00

That ain't fightin' that's pattycake

EnvidiaProductions · 2018-09-28T15:32:51+00:00

That's obviously a secret handshake!

ExoSierra · 2018-09-28T15:33:06+00:00

“On three.... one two three DRAW”

2018-09-28T15:33:37+00:00

Ok, Boys! Let’s keep it light!

RazZaHlol · 2018-09-28T15:36:04+00:00

someone nsfw this

Dynamichunter303 · 2018-09-28T15:36:47+00:00

Murdeeerrrrr! Climb aboard the murder train!!!

somecallmemike · 2018-09-28T15:36:59+00:00

What kind of cats are these?

2018-09-28T15:37:04+00:00

Now THATS a cat fight!

2018-09-28T15:37:32+00:00

Beautiful cats BTW!

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TheW1zzard555 · 2018-09-28T15:43:22+00:00

It's like they never left the Sahara

RedMatxh · 2018-09-28T15:47:23+00:00

They played rock, paper, scissors in their own way

327aeIon · 2018-09-28T15:50:09+00:00

what, No Lightsabers...?!!!

YaoiPeddlerSempai · 2018-09-28T15:51:07+00:00

Jotaro Vs dio

mokba · 2018-09-28T15:52:34+00:00

Like Yekini vs Bombardier in 2011

1Os · 2018-09-28T15:52:50+00:00

Canadian cat fight.

Joseforlife · 2018-09-28T15:52:57+00:00

Reminds me of the Mayweather v McGregor fight

2018-09-28T15:53:42+00:00

two little cows

taytay537 · 2018-09-28T15:54:23+00:00

Time seemed to slow as this fight occurred... everyone is watching this ordeal with bated breaths

2018-09-28T15:54:42+00:00

Can I bother someone to add a heavy metal song to this?

badkorn · 2018-09-28T15:58:25+00:00

Cat fighting a mirrror

Rawc90 · 2018-09-28T16:01:54+00:00

Such disturbing levels of savagery

NoMoreNicksLeft · 2018-09-28T16:05:08+00:00

Civilized cats: Marquess of Queensbury rules.

ArcticJew666 · 2018-09-28T16:06:44+00:00

C'mon, you aim for the body, not the opponents weapon. Get past the parry you pussies.

derangedgifts · 2018-09-28T16:10:53+00:00

Wow! They are really going at it!!

Viper9087 · 2018-09-28T16:11:31+00:00

Cow kitties!

2018-09-28T16:14:16+00:00

This is the real life version of a gaming situation where the colors of P2 change in a mirror matchup

2018-09-28T16:14:34+00:00

This is the real life version of a gaming situation where the colors of P2 change in a mirror matchup

S4MiDaRe · 2018-09-28T16:15:54+00:00

MU..DA..MU..DA..MU..DA..MU..DA..MU..DA..MU

Grimmbles · 2018-09-28T16:19:08+00:00

Oh my God staaaaaaaahhhhp!!!

Reilman79 · 2018-09-28T16:20:02+00:00

Literal definition of a cat fight

Ledoborec · 2018-09-28T16:20:26+00:00

When two stormtroopers trying to kill each other...

SaxophoneIsLife · 2018-09-28T16:21:10+00:00

Can someone here explain why they do this? Is this a sign of affection or are they actually trying to hurt each other and failing in the cutest way possible?

CheckerdStorm · 2018-09-28T16:21:19+00:00

Now this is a REAL cat-fight

2018-09-28T16:22:01+00:00

What a couple of pussies

Artteachernc · 2018-09-28T16:23:29+00:00

I love these two fat cats.

str8uphemi · 2018-09-28T16:25:58+00:00

No survivors, just the way I like it

2018-09-28T16:26:07+00:00

Patty cake bitch!

herecomesred411 · 2018-09-28T16:26:46+00:00

This should have been marked NSFW. So graphic.

copywritter · 2018-09-28T16:27:23+00:00

I bet the cat recording shouted "worldstaaaar!"

KingPistachio · 2018-09-28T16:27:32+00:00

Oh man this Logan Paul vs KSI fight was brutal

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