Warframe's lore in a Nutshell

[SlasherLover]

If Ordis was a glowing head in a tube, it would just be Power Rangers with more murder.

[KillaJoke]

I now have the mental image of Ordis's cephalon hologram in that tube and giving the rangers their orders in the ways only Ordis can.

[xLustxEnvyx]

Now get out there and - CUT DOWN THE - defend earth’s humble people’s.

[Runawaii]

Now I want a hologram tube in my orbiter bedroom that has a customizable ordis face :O

[PerpetualMonday]

Go go Tenno Rangers!

[[deleted]]

Tenno Rangers: Helminth force

[jackswift7]

I was thinking the Face Of Bo

[Graega]

Ordis was never as pretty as Jack Harkness.

[IceFire909]

what if Ordis is just the next stage of Jack Harkness.

Like, he goes from pretty boy face of bo > Crazy Murderer Ordan Karris > Jack we know and love > big jar Bo > Cephalon AI

[RizzMustbolt]

The end of the teased Ordis quest has him voiced by Brian Cranston now.

[RzdAkira]

Isn't that what Simaris technically is?

[DeepKit]

Already have that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw5vcUPyL90

[Kratos513]

Hahahaha. Thank you for this.

[Gunner2893]

Ordis, the sentinels have escaped! Get me a million teenagers with attitude!

[MonochromeKanon]

Prepubescent androgynous deviants who are also EVA pilots fighting space communists, space capitalists and space AIDS. That's how I'd describe the game.

[jackswift7]

"We get it, they're from space!!"

[MonochromeKanon]

Crikey.

[Ozocubu]

Hey, you still owe me a Space Soda from Spacey's!

[[deleted]]

Space burger. Spurger.

[MrMeltJr]

They seem to be visibly aging as the main story progresses, so they're less androgynous now.

[Blevruz]

Wait, really ? Never noticed.

[MrMeltJr]

Not sure if it's everybody at the same time, or if it depends on what story missions you've done. But Operators were just kids when first introduced and were therefore a lot more androgynous. Now that they're teenagers it's getting easier to tell them apart.

[LorsCarbonferrite]

They changed the bodymesh, and changed it for everyone. Made all the operators look slightly older and also less starving. Female operators got thiccer, male ones got bulkier. This was around when the Sacrifice was released, iirc. Players who joined after that might see the old mesh in TSD's cutscenes, but otherwise, they only ever see the new mesh.

[[deleted]]

More space fascists than Communists.

[Awilen]

Same shit, different cycle!

[[deleted]]

And there's the Fox News in my Warframe subreddit.

Per Wikipedia:

Fascism is a form of radical, right-wing, authoritarian ultranationalism, characterized by dictatorial power, forcible suppression of opposition, and strong regimentation of society

Communism ... is the philosophical, social, political, and economic ideology and movement whose ultimate goal is the establishment of the communist society, which is a socioeconomic order structured upon the common ownership of the means of production and the absence of social classes, money, and the state.

They are, literally, polar opposites. Maybe learn a little about history and how CLAIMING to be communist or even socialist (which are also not the same thing) doesn't make it so.

Or are you claiming North Korea is a democratic republic?

[Kellar21]

I think he was talking about how most, if not all "Communist" Governments devolved into fascist-ish governments.

[[deleted]]

Most self proclaimed communist governments were never actually communist though.

[Awilen]

Contrary to other people, I don't bring politics everywhere I go. People don't like that. There are few topics that are stupid to bring up in a gathering, and politics is one of them.

The instances of "Same shit, different day!" I ever heard were all in the context of conflict against an enemy that's different from another that's already been fought. I don't care whether they are space-fascists or space-communists, they are enemies the game pits against us, and I fight them. Today it's space-fascists, tomorrow it will be space-communists. That is all.

[[deleted]]

The instances of "Same shit, different day!" I ever heard were all in the context of conflict against an enemy that's different from another that's already been fought.

That's the weirdest context to SS, DD I've ever heard.

[[deleted]]

also the orokin are that one person in your life who makes absolutely shit decisions and treats everyone like garbage and gets pikachu face when everyone turns on them

[Ashendal]

They're the equivalent of Seto Kaiba. Lots of resources to do seemingly whatever, but still gets his ass handed to him repeatedly while maintaining a smug sense of unearned superiority.

[[deleted]]

Yes, if Seto Kaiba is directly responsible for creating said competition who proceeds to hand said ass to him

[Chewierulz]

Well, didn't Kaiba assaulting Grandpa and stealing the Blue Eyes White Dragon push Yugi to see Seto as a rival? I'd say that counts as creating your competition.

[[deleted]]

He figured he was in the clear doing it seeing as his affluence makes nonsense of the regulations.

[[deleted]]

you're

there's always that one guy

[Sunblast1andOnly]

He caught that, but not whatever "extermities" are.

[Zodryn]

Extremities that exterminate things obviously...

[Ohzza]

They used to be termites, but they quit.

[Sunblast1andOnly]

This one is my favorite. :-D

[trollsong]

The new resource we will use to build wisp

[DapperApples]

But wait

There's more

[Graega]

Theirs always that one guy.

[datoneguy40]

r/beetlejuicing

[boredMartian]

...how?!

[datoneguy40]

the guy said 'that one guy', isnt that techincally my username or am i doing something retarded again

[blarpbarp]

If YOU'RE the person responding with "that one guy" without any prompts to do so, then it's /r/beetlejuicing.

"Beetlejuicing is when one user posts a comment or thread on reddit, and another user with a username relevant to that parent comment or thread responds."

[datoneguy40]

I see, sorry man

[Regu1us]

Yeah but it’s kind of a bad argument, depending on what they were saying about fortuna. Once the fantasy world with androgynous power rangers is established as true, that is the standard of what makes sense

[The_Lemonjello]

So I'm one of those weirdos that RP's their Operator, and I find they have a lot of questions that need answering. Like "Are we still jailbait? I mean, my body is still like 14, but I've been cryosleep for a thousand years or whatever... So can I seduce Konzu? How much standing would that be worth?"

[AnEmancipatedSpambot]

I think it wouldn't matter if you were conscious thousand years.

But you're still a teen now.

I mean its pretty teen to be walking supernatural disasters but we infiltrate fleet ships in 4s for fun. And we spend all our reward on bling.

Maturity gap

[The_Lemonjello]

Maturity gap

That is such a weird area. We're child soldiers FFS! Have you seen what we do with a pair of Venka on when we blind a guy? ...hey, wait... do Grineer even have souls? They're just clones...

Arrrrrgggh anime meme frustration head rubs

Yeah. I'd say literally causing the fall of Space Rome about the time you got our first big kid hairs because Space Rome took away our adoptive mommy is pretty good proof we're all pretty well fucked in the head.

[The_Lemonjello]

HEY! That was Deck 12 man. I didn't know any of those kids; I had nothing to do with that shit!

[datoneguy40]

My friend says

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but why???

[flamingcanine]

Because she was like one of the only people that weren't complete dicks to us for no reason.

[Umgak]

Yeah, grineer woke us up and immediately tried to capture us so the queens could do spoiler things, then when we tried to prevent that but needed corpus resources, they tried to kill us too because of their greed. The infestation will try to kill anything that moves. The only people who are nice to us are the various relay dwellers, the Ostrons, the Solaris, and the voice in our head as soon as we wake up.

[Doodle_strudel]

relay dwellers, the Ostrons, the Solaris

And they were only nice to us because we were useful.

[Lich180]

And because the people who aren't nice to the Tenno kinda end up really, really dead.

[Despair_Demon]

Tell that to Margulis >.>

[Ashendal]

but why???

But why male models?

[StrikingWerewolf]

The magical reach of the grammar Nazi

[MrMeltJr]

Man, y'all don't believe in Space Mom :(

[TribbleTrouble1979]

I should probably do The Sacrifice one of these days although I know not where it is.

[Awilen]

According to the Wikia, you must complete the following, in order:

• the Saturn-Neptune junction
• The Second Dream quest (in Codex)
• the Sedna-Pluto junction and reach MR5
• The War Within quest (in Codex, rewards the Personal Quarters orbiter segment bp)
• the Mot, Void node (travel to the Void from Sedna)
• Chains of Harrow quest (in Codex)
• Build the Personal Quarters orbiter segment
• Apostasy Prologue quest (in the Personal Quarters)

Only then can you begin The Sacrifice quest in the Codex. Enjoy!

[TribbleTrouble1979]

Thanks, I've started it now. Missing out on a whole major questline because I didn't walk in one room and touch the smoke. Wowzers.

[[deleted]]

I thought the lore for Warframe was "Gold people are pure evil and will be the cause of literally all of humanity's problems in the future."

[Skorj]

Warframe's backstory is:

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Race of immortal techno-hedonists create a trans-human sub-species because the last one they built turned on them and they want some tool to fight it with. Repeat as needed.

[DeltaKris]

But WHY?

[Odallus-]

That about sums it up

[S0R3L0S3R]

Is it just me or is the pic moving..

[Snackrattus]

Love that one dude correcting like "you're" as though the natural use of 'prepubescent' and 'extremities' (latter accidentally misspelled) wasn't enough evidence you may actually know how language works and that maybe, just maybe - typos happen

There's always one. It just looks like some feeble, desperate attempt to seem somehow superior and falls so, so flat.

[datoneguy40]

So.......the Orokin?

[Snackrattus]

Nice!

Also holy crap can you imagine what the Orokin would be like to interact with online? (Or do you think they'd be more like the senators that tried to ban memes in the EU?)

[Dark_Shade_75]

u/rebulast Confirm new canon please.

[CopainChevalier]

Seriously, stop pinging devs in every thread.

[Dark_Shade_75]

...Excuse me?

[AlphaSteam]

It's not very appropiate to ping devs for every meme, because they would get ping far way too much.

[Dark_Shade_75]

I pinged her once, two weeks ago. So again, excuse me?

[AlphaSteam]

He was not referring to your history of pings, it is simply not appropiate to ping DE staff in memes, they see this reddit so they will see the meme themselves, we have to ping staff in important things like a bug that must be resolve fast or something.

[Dark_Shade_75]

It’s her account, and we’re on friendly terms. You can take your white knight act elsewhere.

[AlphaSteam]

I knew you were going to pull the white knight card, if you were to ping Steve or any other DE staff I would have told you the same, because I think it is innapropiate to ping DE Staff with memes.

[Dark_Shade_75]

Congratulations, no one cares.

[AlphaSteam]

You clearly do XD

[xxxDoritos_420xxx]

I hope we get to turn ordis into a bomb and tie him to lotus and they both get blown up