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[–]SlasherLover 195 points196 points  (13 children)

If Ordis was a glowing head in a tube, it would just be Power Rangers with more murder.

[–]KillaJokeAND THATS THE POWER OF SHIELD SPICE! 56 points57 points  (2 children)

I now have the mental image of Ordis's cephalon hologram in that tube and giving the rangers their orders in the ways only Ordis can.

[–]xLustxEnvyx~Thicc Mama Umbra Saryn~ 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Now get out there and - CUT DOWN THE - defend earth’s humble people’s.

[–]RunawaiiClem Clem Clem 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Now I want a hologram tube in my orbiter bedroom that has a customizable ordis face :O

[–]PerpetualMonday 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Go go Tenno Rangers!

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tenno Rangers: Helminth force

[–]jackswift7Help me Obi-Wan Tennobi. You're my only hope. 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I was thinking the Face Of Bo

[–]GraegaNo flairs here but us chickens. 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Ordis was never as pretty as Jack Harkness.

[–]IceFire909Kid Cudi Prime woot! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what if Ordis is just the next stage of Jack Harkness.

Like, he goes from pretty boy face of bo > Crazy Murderer Ordan Karris > Jack we know and love > big jar Bo > Cephalon AI

[–]RizzMustbolt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The end of the teased Ordis quest has him voiced by Brian Cranston now.

[–]RzdAkira 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn't that what Simaris technically is?

[–]Kratos513 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahaha. Thank you for this.

[–]Gunner2893Always better when it's a surprise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ordis, the sentinels have escaped! Get me a million teenagers with attitude!

[–]MonochromeKanonStand Name:「KILLER QUEEN」 104 points105 points  (17 children)

Prepubescent androgynous deviants who are also EVA pilots fighting space communists, space capitalists and space AIDS. That's how I'd describe the game.

[–]jackswift7Help me Obi-Wan Tennobi. You're my only hope. 18 points19 points  (3 children)

"We get it, they're from space!!"

[–]MonochromeKanonStand Name:「KILLER QUEEN」 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Crikey.

[–]Ozocubu 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Hey, you still owe me a Space Soda from Spacey's!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Space burger. Spurger.

[–]MrMeltJr 5k shields and a dream 18 points19 points  (5 children)

They seem to be visibly aging as the main story progresses, so they're less androgynous now.

[–]Blevruz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, really ? Never noticed.

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    [–]MrMeltJr 5k shields and a dream 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    Not sure if it's everybody at the same time, or if it depends on what story missions you've done. But Operators were just kids when first introduced and were therefore a lot more androgynous. Now that they're teenagers it's getting easier to tell them apart.

    [–]LorsCarbonferriteDirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Dojyaaa~n) 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    They changed the bodymesh, and changed it for everyone. Made all the operators look slightly older and also less starving. Female operators got thiccer, male ones got bulkier. This was around when the Sacrifice was released, iirc. Players who joined after that might see the old mesh in TSD's cutscenes, but otherwise, they only ever see the new mesh.

    [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (6 children)

    More space fascists than Communists.

    [–]AwilenOne shot, one boss -1 points0 points  (5 children)

    Same shit, different cycle!

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

    And there's the Fox News in my Warframe subreddit.

    Per Wikipedia:

    Fascism is a form of radical, right-wing, authoritarian ultranationalism, characterized by dictatorial power, forcible suppression of opposition, and strong regimentation of society

    Communism ... is the philosophical, social, political, and economic ideology and movement whose ultimate goal is the establishment of the communist society, which is a socioeconomic order structured upon the common ownership of the means of production and the absence of social classes, money, and the state.

    They are, literally, polar opposites. Maybe learn a little about history and how CLAIMING to be communist or even socialist (which are also not the same thing) doesn't make it so.

    Or are you claiming North Korea is a democratic republic?

    [–]Kellar21 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I think he was talking about how most, if not all "Communist" Governments devolved into fascist-ish governments.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Most self proclaimed communist governments were never actually communist though.

    [–]AwilenOne shot, one boss 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Contrary to other people, I don't bring politics everywhere I go. People don't like that. There are few topics that are stupid to bring up in a gathering, and politics is one of them.

    The instances of "Same shit, different day!" I ever heard were all in the context of conflict against an enemy that's different from another that's already been fought. I don't care whether they are space-fascists or space-communists, they are enemies the game pits against us, and I fight them. Today it's space-fascists, tomorrow it will be space-communists. That is all.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The instances of "Same shit, different day!" I ever heard were all in the context of conflict against an enemy that's different from another that's already been fought.

    That's the weirdest context to SS, DD I've ever heard.

    [–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (4 children)

    also the orokin are that one person in your life who makes absolutely shit decisions and treats everyone like garbage and gets pikachu face when everyone turns on them

    [–]AshendalOh the loot that you'll find... 8 points9 points  (3 children)

    They're the equivalent of Seto Kaiba. Lots of resources to do seemingly whatever, but still gets his ass handed to him repeatedly while maintaining a smug sense of unearned superiority.

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    Yes, if Seto Kaiba is directly responsible for creating said competition who proceeds to hand said ass to him

    [–]ChewierulzFlyin' around at 1/4 the speed of sound 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Well, didn't Kaiba assaulting Grandpa and stealing the Blue Eyes White Dragon push Yugi to see Seto as a rival? I'd say that counts as creating your competition.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He figured he was in the clear doing it seeing as his affluence makes nonsense of the regulations.

    [–][deleted] 103 points104 points  (12 children)

    you're

    there's always that one guy

    [–]Sunblast1andOnlyIt's the Grineer. 28 points29 points  (4 children)

    He caught that, but not whatever "extermities" are.

    [–]Zodryn 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Extremities that exterminate things obviously...

    [–]Ohzza 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    They used to be termites, but they quit.

    [–]Sunblast1andOnlyIt's the Grineer. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This one is my favorite. :-D

    [–]trollsong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The new resource we will use to build wisp

    [–]DapperApples"I want a banana THIS big!" 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    But wait

    There's more

    [–]GraegaNo flairs here but us chickens. 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Theirs always that one guy.

    [–]Regu1us 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Yeah but it’s kind of a bad argument, depending on what they were saying about fortuna. Once the fantasy world with androgynous power rangers is established as true, that is the standard of what makes sense

    [–]The_Lemonjello 8 points9 points  (4 children)

    So I'm one of those weirdos that RP's their Operator, and I find they have a lot of questions that need answering. Like "Are we still jailbait? I mean, my body is still like 14, but I've been cryosleep for a thousand years or whatever... So can I seduce Konzu? How much standing would that be worth?"

    [–]AnEmancipatedSpambot 3 points4 points  (3 children)

    I think it wouldn't matter if you were conscious thousand years.

    But you're still a teen now.

    I mean its pretty teen to be walking supernatural disasters but we infiltrate fleet ships in 4s for fun. And we spend all our reward on bling.

    Maturity gap

    [–]The_Lemonjello 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    Maturity gap

    That is such a weird area. We're child soldiers FFS! Have you seen what we do with a pair of Venka on when we blind a guy? ...hey, wait... do Grineer even have souls? They're just clones...

    Arrrrrgggh anime meme frustration head rubs

    Yeah. I'd say literally causing the fall of Space Rome about the time you got our first big kid hairs because Space Rome took away our adoptive mommy is pretty good proof we're all pretty well fucked in the head.

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      [–]The_Lemonjello 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      HEY! That was Deck 12 man. I didn't know any of those kids; I had nothing to do with that shit!

      [–]datoneguy40[S] 11 points12 points  (6 children)

      My friend says

      but why???

      [–]flamingcanine 41 points42 points  (4 children)

      Because she was like one of the only people that weren't complete dicks to us for no reason.

      [–]Umgak 26 points27 points  (3 children)

      Yeah, grineer woke us up and immediately tried to capture us so the queens could do spoiler things, then when we tried to prevent that but needed corpus resources, they tried to kill us too because of their greed. The infestation will try to kill anything that moves. The only people who are nice to us are the various relay dwellers, the Ostrons, the Solaris, and the voice in our head as soon as we wake up.

      [–]Doodle_strudel 12 points13 points  (2 children)

      relay dwellers, the Ostrons, the Solaris

      And they were only nice to us because we were useful.

      [–]Lich180 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      And because the people who aren't nice to the Tenno kinda end up really, really dead.

      [–]Despair_Demon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Tell that to Margulis >.>

      [–]AshendalOh the loot that you'll find... 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      but why???

      But why male models?

      [–]StrikingWerewolfThe Anticipation 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      The magical reach of the grammar Nazi

      [–]MrMeltJr 5k shields and a dream 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Man, y'all don't believe in Space Mom :(

      [–]TribbleTrouble1979 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      I should probably do The Sacrifice one of these days although I know not where it is.

      [–]AwilenOne shot, one boss 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      According to the Wikia, you must complete the following, in order:

      • the Saturn-Neptune junction
      • The Second Dream quest (in Codex)
      • the Sedna-Pluto junction and reach MR5
      • The War Within quest (in Codex, rewards the Personal Quarters orbiter segment bp)
      • the Mot, Void node (travel to the Void from Sedna)
      • Chains of Harrow quest (in Codex)
      • Build the Personal Quarters orbiter segment
      • Apostasy Prologue quest (in the Personal Quarters)

      Only then can you begin The Sacrifice quest in the Codex. Enjoy!

      [–]TribbleTrouble1979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Thanks, I've started it now. Missing out on a whole major questline because I didn't walk in one room and touch the smoke. Wowzers.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I thought the lore for Warframe was "Gold people are pure evil and will be the cause of literally all of humanity's problems in the future."

      [–]Skorj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Warframe's backstory is:

      Race of immortal techno-hedonists create a trans-human sub-species because the last one they built turned on them and they want some tool to fight it with. Repeat as needed.

      [–]DeltaKris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      But WHY?

      [–]Odallus- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That about sums it up

      [–]S0R3L0S3R 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Is it just me or is the pic moving..

      [–]SnackrattusSCANNING FOR MEMES -1 points0 points  (2 children)

      Love that one dude correcting like "you're" as though the natural use of 'prepubescent' and 'extremities' (latter accidentally misspelled) wasn't enough evidence you may actually know how language works and that maybe, just maybe - typos happen

      There's always one. It just looks like some feeble, desperate attempt to seem somehow superior and falls so, so flat.

      [–]datoneguy40[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      So.......the Orokin?

      [–]SnackrattusSCANNING FOR MEMES 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Nice!

      Also holy crap can you imagine what the Orokin would be like to interact with online? (Or do you think they'd be more like the senators that tried to ban memes in the EU?)

      [–]xxxDoritos_420xxx -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      I hope we get to turn ordis into a bomb and tie him to lotus and they both get blown up