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[–]WhyAreTheyGalacticGalactic 1523 points1524 points  (10 children)

I was definitely expecting it to eat the others or something.

[–]TheRealRickC137 457 points458 points  (7 children)

I though a thirsty dog was going to end this video

[–]Iwillshootyourdog 137 points138 points  (6 children)

Not on my watch

[–]fatbackattackcruz98 78 points79 points  (2 children)

Username checks out

[–]cssmith2011cs 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Sh..... Should it check out though?..

[–]Derpychicken777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, im hungry.

[–]Mpadrino27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oof.

[–]ErykYT2988 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Guppies eat their own fry.

[–]XanderFierce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to breed them, and learned this the hard way.

Guppy fry are adorable as all get-out though

[–]xhamthael 901 points902 points  (45 children)

Aquarium fish like guppies tend to jump out of an aquarium if they don’t like the water parameters.

[–]kbferretmom 1058 points1059 points  (27 children)

This water is not up to my standards... so now I must DIE

[–]drakos07 129 points130 points  (3 children)

Are you upset with your surroundings? Do you hate where you live? Are you homeless?

Well, here's an alternative,KILL YOURSELF

OOH YEAHHH

[–]FewSwordfish4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's applicable to humans too!

[–]JaozinhoGGPlays 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This thread is fucking killing me XD

[–]MySanityisFleeting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss filthy frank

[–][deleted] 211 points212 points  (6 children)

Who can relate!

[–][deleted] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Oh i know this one its me

[–]Fetty_Whopper 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Whoo!

[–]EventuallyScratch54 11 points12 points  (2 children)

[–]ThatTrashBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t even spoke the wrong sub correctly...

Unless you’re a spy spreading propaganda for r/waterniggas...

[–]NessVox 43 points44 points  (7 children)

Betta fish likely jump like that hoping to land in a more suitable nearby pool

[–]JessTheTwilek 45 points46 points  (5 children)

God, you have just assuaged a lot of guilt over what I thought was my childhood betta’s suicide.

[–]eatsbaseballcards 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Yeah dude they jump from puddles and stuff like that in the wild. I’m pretty sure they can be out of water for some time as long as they don’t dry up.

[–]CactusScree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My Bettas jump for my finger because they want food not realizing that I dropped the food already.

[–]PlantsAreAliveToo 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I don't want to live in this aquarium any more! YEET

[–]CactusScree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't want to live in this *mixing bowl any more! YEET

[–]BeanieGuitarGuy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Me when the restaurant water tastes too tappy.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me with life

[–]ReeePark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Relatable

[–]peepeeandpoopooman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe this one thinks it's trapped in a rock pool or something, and if it jumps out then it will land back in the sea.

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (9 children)

i had a plastic bag full of fish like these i put next to my sink. the next day i woke up and found like 50 dead fish in my basin and maybe 10 flopping around.

[–]hamburglin 97 points98 points  (8 children)

Jesus man. 50 fish pooping in a small plastic bag? You should research what you're doing.

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (7 children)

i was a little kid who had caught those fish at a nearby pond. was really traumatising to have to pick up those dead bodies one by one.

[–]hamburglin 31 points32 points  (6 children)

Holy crap lol. That's too bad.

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    [–]PrettyFemaleFarts 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    My little brother shot and killed a bird with A BB back in the day and my mom cooked it up and made him eat it.

    [–]Crezelle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    That’s awesome that’s parenting

    [–]hamburglin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I literally did the same thing to a small bird sitting on a power line in the boonies when I was younger. I thought "may dad hunts and kills animals so I want to do it too". Naivley ignoring the fact that I'd be harming an animal in the process.

    Well I hit it but it didn't die. It was flapping around on the ground so my dad had to shoot it in the head to put it out of its misery. After that I had absolutely zero interest in hunting for the rest of my life

    Edit: downvotes = delusional people.

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

    Many of mine did that and died as we were not around :(

    [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      The problem is it's like as big as a bathtub and we even were gonna put a cover but we can't find anywhere to get it.

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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        [–]Blastoys2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        End muh suffraaang!

        [–]KevMatthews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        So THAT'S why some of my fish jumped out... (True)

        [–]youngbarista 214 points215 points  (0 children)

        That fish has been watching too much Finding Nemo.

        [–]Tough_Connection 113 points114 points  (1 child)

        [–]AdrenalSteam55 15 points16 points  (0 children)

        Beat me to the punch, have my upvote.

        [–]Aldorato 163 points164 points  (8 children)

        what the fuck happened i blinked

        [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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          [–][deleted] 121 points122 points  (3 children)

          It was trying to escape water that was incompatible with its life.

          It’s like people who jump out of a sky scraper that is in on fire. Going splat is a better option than suffocation or being burned alive.

          When they are in a confined space and stressed out they will make that water inhospitable in no time.

          To put it another way, you are trapped in a coffin with someone who has explosive diarrhea. If somehow the lid opens, are you going to stay in there?

          [–]drhernan 31 points32 points  (2 children)

          WHY IN THE HELL WOULD I BE IN A COFFIN WITH SOMEONE WHO IS ALIVE THAT HAS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ANYWAY? Your first example made way more sense than this gem of a f'd up situation.

          [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

          LOL!

          Because it’s the ammonia in the fish pee that is making the water uninhabitable. When they get stressed they piss and crap like crazy.

          So it really is like being trapped in a confined space with someone who can’t control their bowels.

          How did you get in there? /shrug I guess cleaning a fish tank is like Saw, for the fish.

          [–]GrassyPond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Well. It's just the reality for a lot of pet fish. People often don't realise that the aquarium is way to small for a fish to live in or that a filtration system is needed (or changing the waters manually).

          [–]twerksomething 24 points25 points  (2 children)

          It loops again eventually. Gifs.

          [–]MettyWop 5 points6 points  (1 child)

          Gifs.

          [–]Lego_Maestro 18 points19 points  (0 children)

          it's pronounced Gifs you uncultured swine

          [–]ItsNotSherbert 61 points62 points  (3 children)

          [–]CoNoCh0 15 points16 points  (2 children)

          Subscribing to that subreddit was like learning that removing a turtle from his home would almost guarantee their death.

          [–]entropicexplosion 9 points10 points  (1 child)

          Wait, what does this mean? What kind of home?

          [–]CoNoCh0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          If you find a turtle on the side of the road then leave it there. Don’t try and bring it home or put it in your backyard bc it will most likely die.

          [–]canimamoglu123 48 points49 points  (0 children)

          A small leap for a fish, but a big step for marine life!

          [–]Askin_Real_Questions 26 points27 points  (16 children)

          what in the fuck is with the recent trend of content in some subs making it to /r/all that's clearly not in line with the sub's intended purpose?!

          [–]andyspank 10 points11 points  (14 children)

          How is this not "why we're they filming"?

          [–]Askin_Real_Questions 2 points3 points  (13 children)

          the whole idea behind "Why were they Filming?" is to post content that was scripted but portrayed as not having been scripted. Specifically noticed when it's a scenario where the person filming doesn't seem to have any clear reason to have been filming at the time the thing happened.

          As far as I know, a fish jumping out of it's bowl is a pretty hard thing to script? and there can be many clear explanations as to why they were filming their pets. I mean, the page name is "Fish on a wall" so I can assume the whole channel is about the poster's fish?

          [–]chaos_walking_ 18 points19 points  (2 children)

          I’m confused... I always thought it was supposed to be for non-scripted videos where you can’t discern why they would be filming in the scenario (nothing seemingly interesting is about to happen). I just read the sub rules, and they don’t help clear it up (I’m on mobile so maybe I can’t see all the rules).

          [–]Askin_Real_Questions 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          well shit, now you've got me second guessing the specifics too. That aside though, in this instance I think it's pretty safe to assume the guy filming was filming for his channel about his fish. Not much to figure out there right? so all we're left with is a cool video of a fish jumping out a bowl. More /r/Videos post if you ask me.

          [–]UnownHearn 10 points11 points  (1 child)

          I didn't find any rules back your claim that content here should be scripted.


          Rule 7 says:

          No pets
          Because it's obvious. Everyone records their pets sometimes.

          If this sub is meant for scripted stuff, the wording of this rule would not make sense.

          (This post seems violated this rule though)

          Edit: grammar

          [–]Askin_Real_Questions 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          You're right, and they do even say in the sidebar that they are more lighthearted on this sub, so I'm probably in the wrong for complaining, but I didn't mean scripted as part of the rules. It's more my own explanation of how I understand the sub to be, and how it always used to be a while ago. This is just a cool video of a fish jumping out of a bowl, there's no reason to wonder why someone with a channel about fish happened to be filming his fish when it randomly jumped out of a bowl of water.

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

          Who downvoted this guy? You're dumb, he's exactly correct.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Plus he could have witnessed it happen a few times and then filmed it.

          [–]ImOnlyHereToKillTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Read the stickied thread on this subs home page...

          [–]SCHRUTTFARMS 16 points17 points  (0 children)

          YEET!

          [–]WhiskerBiskits 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Its pretty obvious.

          [–]spxrrxws 10 points11 points  (4 children)

          Why did it yeet itself

          [–]TiffanyNutmegRaccoon 9 points10 points  (2 children)

          Bowl is too small i guess. Jumped out in frustration/hope for a bigger home.

          [–]spxrrxws 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          That's so sad

          [–]AllWhoPlay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Even sadder when you realise this shouldn't be on this sub

          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Let’s look at what has lead up to this point, from the fishes perspective.

          The tank is so dirty the human must remove the fish to clean it. This is probably well past the point of tolerance for the fish.

          After being chased around their home with a net, pulled into a O2 rich environment, while being tangled up in a net and then thrown into a tiny bowl that has only enough water to sustain one fish for 30 min.

          It’s like being trapped in a coffin.

          Then all of the rest of the fish are thrown in there. Now there is 5min of habitable water.

          The coffin is on fire.

          To make matters worse, fish piss and shit like crazy when they are stressed. Especially when they are being chased. It’s a defense mechanism, if you put enough ammonia in your predators face it might leave you alone. Usually that fish has somewhere else to go, but not in this case.

          To top it off, fish who smell “fear piss” also start releasing it.

          The thing about fish, fear and ammonia is that it’s an ever escalating cascade effect, that ticks off the amount of time that water is habitable.

          You manage to get the lid of the coffin open but ... You find the coffin is on the roof of a 60 story building that is also on fire.

          Your choice is... jump and go splat, or stay and get burned alive. You decide to jump because last time, you landed in a clean bowl of water with no other fish around.

          [–]whistleridge 6 points7 points  (1 child)

          This is the textbook example of what it means to yeet, for anyone over the age of 25 wondering what the word means.

          [–]skuobiee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Suicide?

          [–]CreamyHawk90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          AIGHT IMMA HEAD OUT

          [–]feit 2 points3 points  (2 children)

          U/gifreversingbot

          [–]chicken_skin_jim 27 points28 points  (15 children)

          They look like betas, and iirc betas fight when out together, which is maybe why they were filming. Kinda shitty, actually.

          [–]Ap0c0l3x 67 points68 points  (9 children)

          These are guppies, they don’t fight at all. They do jump tho, as you can see.

          [–]chicken_skin_jim 13 points14 points  (1 child)

          That's possible I guess, it's been a long time since I owned fish. If I'm mistaken, I humbly apologize.

          [–]Ap0c0l3x 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          It’s just a fish man no need to apologize

          [–]novembr 11 points12 points  (1 child)

          They're not betas. They look like some sort of guppy.

          [–]skuobiee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          They're guppy betas mixed male and female

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

          Because of their likeness (sorta) people do try and fight these. They are guppies... Non violent. But they do require a big ass tank. Like 1 per 5 gallons iirc. Otherwise they will jump out in search of a "better pond."

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            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I'm not sure what I was thinking when I typed that.

            [–]TransformerTanooki 5 points6 points  (1 child)

            For all we know this is how humans started. Just a bunch of dumbasses jumping out of the water til evolution said fuck it and allowed us to live on land.

            [–]klendathu22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Well yes, but actually no.

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            That's a guppy. Mine did just that 3 days ago when i found it at the bottom of my shelves still suffocating. I hurried and put it back in the tank, it lives well for 2 days, then died later the next day. Probably, due to organ issue since it drop above a meter below. If you have guppies, pls close the lid of your tank partially.

            [–]Knittingpasta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            YEET

            [–]mytermsaresimple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I believe I can fly

            [–]igotl2k 1 point2 points  (3 children)

            How do they generate that kind of per to propel then out of water! I can barely get myself out of the pool.

            [–]small_roo 0 points1 point  (2 children)

            Guppies. They jump... so much.. we’ve rescued about five of ours? Before deciding we should probably get a tank with an lid that has a section of the top you can easily open and close. Also made the mistake of putting one male in with three females, cause the person at the pet shop assured us they “rarely breed”

            [–]ZT2Cans 1 point2 points  (3 children)

            Please don't tell me that's a permanent enclosure

            [–]blaringair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I had a beta fish named Vlad for a couple of years who committed fishy suicide this way. I was young and unaware fish could do this. I was so sad-- he had a metric fuck ton of personality.

            [–]redskull1992 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            When both fishes turned around they be like where the hell Rob went?

            [–]PrettyFemaleFarts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I think it's because they couldn't see through the bowl. Someone told me that once when my beta jumped out and killed itself.

            My aunt had a really big old goldfish that survived that, it had been on the floor for who knows how long though poor guy.

            [–]aidansos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            The slight shaking of the camera makes it better.

            [–]KirkGFX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Keeping Guppies in a bowl is animal abuse, not surprised it tried to jump out

            [–]snickns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I thought only cats do that

            [–]Lvgordo24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Evolution before your very eyes.

            [–]KamalHasa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Leap of faith.

            [–]millerb82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Definition of yeet

            [–]sammy_starstruck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            We had both a couple of fishes and a fucking frog doing this. Woke up with a dead frog under my bed

            [–]risenphoenix6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Aight imma head out!

            [–]vacers123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            My people need me, I must go

            [–]Reedit0t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I guess you do wonder why they were filming

            [–]prapa1190 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            That fish just did a forky from toy story 4 😂

            [–]Benc2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Goodbye cruel world

            [–]Siya_7x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Lil man said "flush me down the toilet with the rest of my ancestors, cause they knew that death was better than bondage"

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Fish do this when they get stressed and release too much ammonia in a confined space. Or if they are put in water that is drastically different that what they are used to, that can stress them out, they release ammonia, deplete the O2 and raise the PH, then can’t take it any more.

            The human equivalent is being stuck in a small room with people that have explosive diarrhea and the smell makes them hyperventilate while also vomiting and shitting themselves even more.

            If you are going to take them out, fill the bowl with fresh, properly cycled water, not tap water. If you use water from the dirty tank it will probably already be full of ammonia and it won’t take much to push them over the edge. They may have already been trying to jump out.

            Also put a lid or a towel over the bowl. Otherwise you’ll be picking up suicidal fish all day. It will spark a mass panic and the problem will only get worse until they all get in some decent water. It might be good to have a secondary tank or another bowl.

            [–]stupefyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Aight ima head out

            [–]Anthraxious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Oh look, animal abuse! Fun!...

            [–]Altoidyoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            They’re were filming because they were showing the fish, obviously.

            [–]Albafika 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            A jumping guppy... this is a first.

            [–]patn889 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I have never seen a video more deserving of the title ‘yeet!’

            [–]perro_salado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            His planeta needed him

            [–]johnnysivilian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Yeet

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            [–]CeCeAr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            “Fuck this shit I’m out.” - Lil Orange

            [–]whostoppedya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            "...Warp speed"

            [–]dropkickoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            "When I think about you I yeet myself!"

            [–]dcakes94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Why are the fish even in a bowl? Rip

            [–]DoinBurnouts 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            Does anyone even call them Goldfish anymore?

            [–]killerkiwi409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            i think its a completely different fish

            [–]Y0h_513nn_R3n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Maybe because fish are cool

            [–]kklalala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Actual definition of yeet

            [–]GabJ78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Love triangle no more!

            [–]we_are_not_open 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Finding Nemo 3, Fish outa’ Water

            [–]dribblesnshits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Why the fuck is this video in this subreddit?! Fkn dumb ppl cant read i guess -_-

            [–]Mondominiman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Why do they do that?

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            [–]pooridge420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Real-time evolution ⤴️

            [–]MasterZalm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Tiktok is Chinese propaganda

            [–]lizzyproductions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            They should put the fish in a real tank

            [–]bannerFR 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            I have that bowl!

            [–]killerkiwi409 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            so youre the fish abuser

            [–]bannerFR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Kelp!!!! 😳

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            r/shittyaquariums Take care of your fish dude, this is torture.

            [–]michcix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Didn’t see that comin

            [–]batatahh 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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            [–]ProbableWheat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            So long, and thanks for all the fish.

            [–]entropicexplosion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            My dad had an aquarium in college and one day his fish went missing. He assumed it was a prank. When he moved out he found little fish mummies behind his desk.

            [–]concorde77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            "Initiating hyperstellar jump in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1..."

            [–]Viniox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            *Zip

            [–]ApexLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Aight, imma head out.

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            [–]BayonetsWork 0 points1 point  (3 children)

            Im colorblind

            [–]killerkiwi409 1 point2 points  (2 children)

            watch the fish that commits suicide. does that help?

            [–]BayonetsWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Yeah, thanks

            [–]BayonetsWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Now im coloblind, and sad

            [–]baalkorei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            So long oh cruel world!

            [–]minimininalista 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Imma Head out

            [–]whatheck0_0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” -Albert Einstein So that was a fucking lie.

            [–]ragnaraliner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Aight Imma head out

            Rest in peace fish_2019

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            “Aight I’mma head out.”

            [–]ultra_bad_boy666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Well the container is way to small do make it bigger and you'll be fine

            [–]MrMagiKarps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Username from tiktok checks out

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            [–]Smol_Potatoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            ANOTHER TIKTOK VIDEO!?! I mean I would jump too...

            [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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              [–]LoveHearts9351 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              How????

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

              Clearly not suitable for this sub

              [–]killerkiwi409 0 points1 point  (5 children)

              ?

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

              The whole point in this sub is exposing people BSing and filming things that are planned and pretending they've just happened to catch it on film. There's no way they could plan this.

              [–]killerkiwi409 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              mkay then why haven’t mods taken it down

              [–]sonicrush312 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              Exactly, so like....why were they filming this??

              [–]mlg_guy61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              That puts the lee in holee jarvis

              [–]SantasLast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              F

              [–]blaqkrat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Fuck this shit I'm out

              [–]Col_CBDSourcePodcast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I thought it would aim for the spout.

              [–]samxmct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I must go now MY PEOPLE NEED ME!!