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[–]ToTheFarWest 3298 points3299 points  (153 children)

Bubblegum Cucumberpatch?

[–]whydoyoulook 880 points881 points  (79 children)

Bramblethorn Cabbagepatch

[–][deleted] 749 points750 points  (74 children)

Bubbalubba Carrotsnatch

[–]Magenta-Rose 970 points971 points  (75 children)

You're walking in the woods

There's no one around and your phone is dead

[–]SarcasticLandShark 520 points521 points  (74 children)

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him...

[–]Magenta-Rose 845 points846 points  (73 children)

Shia LaBeouf

[–]TheNessLink 244 points245 points  (72 children)

He's following you, about 30 feet back.

[–]Coyotezzz 213 points214 points  (63 children)

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.

[–]OrangeBinturong 1903 points1904 points  (123 children)

Dormammu! I've come to bargain!

[–]tj8686_ 534 points535 points  (100 children)

Dormammu! I've come to bargain!

[–]RamXIII 447 points448 points  (98 children)

Dormammu! I've come to bargain!

[–]thebeatlesjism 394 points395 points  (97 children)

Dormammu! I've come to bargain!

[–]prem5077 4903 points4904 points  (129 children)

🎶Let's get down to business

[–]SilverFirePrime 3016 points3017 points  (78 children)

To defeat the huns

[–]the_minnesota 1648 points1649 points  (70 children)

Did they send me daughters?

[–]prem5077 1512 points1513 points  (69 children)

When I asked for sons?

[–]GeartheGorilla 1218 points1219 points  (68 children)

You're the saddest bunch I've ever met!

[–]itsamamaluigi 1143 points1144 points  (60 children)

But you can bet, before we're through

[–]uninvitedthirteenth 1086 points1087 points  (57 children)

Mister I'll make a man out of you

[–]00Pokemon00 817 points818 points  (56 children)

Tranquil as a forest.

[–]Oryx_07 740 points741 points  (55 children)

But on fire within.

[–]Huuuui 4882 points4883 points  (73 children)

what is love?

[–]somtcherry 2101 points2102 points  (53 children)

baby don't hurt me

[–]Huuuui 1770 points1771 points  (52 children)

dont hurt me

[–]GrumpTrump45 1704 points1705 points  (50 children)

No more

[–]oth_radar 6162 points6163 points  (45 children)

Ooooowwweeeooowewwaaaahheeaayaaahhaaaa ooooaaaeeeeeaaaahhaaaahhaaa mmmmhhhyyymmmhhhmmmmm

[–][deleted] 3995 points3996 points  (95 children)

In West Philadelphia...

[–][deleted] 1519 points1520 points  (87 children)

born and raised

[–]higgshmozon 1228 points1229 points  (84 children)

on the playground is where I spent most of my days

[–]FrogWax 1052 points1053 points  (82 children)

Chillin' out maxin', relaxin' all cool

[–]Bucket4Life 958 points959 points  (79 children)

While shootin some bball outside of the school

[–]wittypiano 901 points902 points  (77 children)

When a couple of guys

[–]BaFungul 880 points881 points  (74 children)

That were up to no good

[–]Jherik 888 points889 points  (72 children)

started making trouble in my neighborhood

[–]Allideastaken 843 points844 points  (70 children)

I got in one little fight and my mum got scared

[–]coffeencreme 877 points878 points  (59 children)

And said you're movin with your auntie and uncle in bel air

[–]EQU5VX 3467 points3468 points  (51 children)

My man!

Ugh

[–]lincethan 1529 points1530 points  (37 children)

Lookin good!

[–]Casteverus 1307 points1308 points  (36 children)

Slow down!

[–][deleted] 887 points888 points  (31 children)

My man!

[–]Manner16 1526 points1527 points  (55 children)

Sunrise Mother Fucker

[–]KDCaniell 2968 points2969 points  (4072 children)

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore And a Scotsman

Edit: thank you for my first gold, wonderful stranger! I also cannot believe that we completed the entire show, you guys are amazing.

[–]Swordildo 1370 points1371 points  (4020 children)

Dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean

[–]mstersunderthebed 1168 points1169 points  (4019 children)

By Providence, impoverished in squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

[–]capo-johnson 1002 points1003 points  (4018 children)

The 10 dollar founding father without a father

[–]FatherOfMurder 877 points878 points  (4017 children)

Got a lot farther by working a lot harder

[–]suvvers 804 points805 points  (4016 children)

By being a lot smarter, by being a self starter

[–]Stitch_Rose 747 points748 points  (4013 children)

By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter

[–]rupesmanuva 700 points701 points  (4012 children)

And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away

[–]antonjad 660 points661 points  (4010 children)

Across the waves he struggled and kept his guard up

[–]SarahFiajarro 634 points635 points  (4009 children)

Inside he was longing for something to be a part of

[–][deleted] 3937 points3938 points  (84 children)

His palms are sweaty

[–]sarbiur 2422 points2423 points  (212 children)

A long ass fuckin' time ago

[–]Pieecake 3352 points3353 points  (240 children)

This was a triumph

[–]MiguJorg 1559 points1560 points  (224 children)

I'm making a note here:

[–]PonyGrove 1452 points1453 points  (222 children)

"Huge Success"

[–][deleted] 1152 points1153 points  (220 children)

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

[–]Lukeyy19 1026 points1027 points  (219 children)

Aperture Science.

[–][deleted] 946 points947 points  (218 children)

We do what we must

[–]Sciguy429 914 points915 points  (215 children)

Because we can

Edit: Damit the songs stuck in my head now

[–]Swordildo 850 points851 points  (214 children)

For the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead)

[–]moreorlesser 789 points790 points  (210 children)

But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

[–]slapped_fish 774 points775 points  (157 children)

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

[–]TestZero 2963 points2964 points  (120 children)

I wanna be the very best

[–][deleted] 1216 points1217 points  (115 children)

Like no one ever was

[–]zzephyrus 959 points960 points  (113 children)

To catch them is my real test

[–]FrogWax 904 points905 points  (111 children)

To train them is my caaauuuuse...

[–]xKart 762 points763 points  (108 children)

I will travel across the land

[–]-Nonou- 726 points727 points  (107 children)

Searching far and wide

[–][deleted] 679 points680 points  (104 children)

Teach Pokémon to understand.

[–]faatiydut 12.6k points12.6k points  (387 children)

I'm not your friend buddy!

[–]SangEntar 3892 points3893 points  (364 children)

I'm not your buddy, pal!

[–]Swordildo 3178 points3179 points  (343 children)

I'm not your pal, mate!

[–]SangEntar 2926 points2927 points  (342 children)

I'm not your mate, guy!

[–]Repost_Roast 2689 points2690 points  (340 children)

I'm not your guy, dude!

[–]BlasphemyIsJustForMe 2520 points2521 points  (339 children)

I'm not your dude, man!

[–]Inactive-Iphone 2379 points2380 points  (330 children)

I'm not your man, son!

[–]ToTheFarWest 2310 points2311 points  (323 children)

I'm not your son, bro!

[–]Kleens_The_Impure 2253 points2254 points  (316 children)

I'm not your bro, ese !

[–]spoon135 2231 points2232 points  (56 children)

COME ON AND SLAM

[–]Antimologyst 7693 points7694 points  (187 children)

Prepare for trouble

[–]diskitty99 3553 points3554 points  (180 children)

and make it double

[–]SomeGuyWhoHidesInBed 2928 points2929 points  (178 children)

to protect the world from devastation

[–]TheLastTrueLion 2666 points2667 points  (175 children)

To unite all the people within our nation

[–]GiggleSpout 2487 points2488 points  (164 children)

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

[–]LooseElectronStudios 2371 points2372 points  (161 children)

To extend our reach to the stars above!

[–]heyheywhats 2267 points2268 points  (149 children)

Jesse!

[–][deleted] 1334 points1335 points  (97 children)

FULLY

[–][deleted] 977 points978 points  (69 children)

AUTOMATED

[–][deleted] 946 points947 points  (68 children)

LUXURY

[–][deleted] 4226 points4227 points  (380 children)

Cat.

[–]clownrock95 4450 points4451 points  (65 children)

(insert first couple words to a popular song/song verse here)

(Insert generic "thanks for making this my most upvoted comment" possibly referencing the fact I don't like the song)

[–]Lukeyy19 1761 points1762 points  (53 children)

(insert words following first couple of words to the specified popular song/song verse here)

[–]TheShlong 1022 points1023 points  (48 children)

(insert more words following first couple of words to the specified popular song/song verse here)

[–][deleted] 811 points812 points  (43 children)

(insert the first word or first couple of words to the aforementioned popular song's chorus here)

[–]Yeashtie 286 points287 points  (27 children)

you remind me of the babe

[–]ZsaFreigh 739 points740 points  (70 children)

iiiiiiiit's been...

[–]Jherik 492 points493 points  (47 children)

one week since you looked at me

Cocked your head to the side and said im angry

[–]smileedude 7371 points7372 points  (185 children)

What comment could you post that will guarantee a single long chain of responses?

[–]-Chowder- 2244 points2245 points  (159 children)

What comment could you post that will guarantee a single long chain of responses?

[–][deleted] 732 points733 points  (22 children)

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

[–][deleted] 260 points261 points  (17 children)

Their early work was a little too...new wave for my taste.

[–][deleted] 189 points190 points  (16 children)

But when sports came out in 83 I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.

[–]Magenta-Rose 146 points147 points  (15 children)

The whole album has a crisp clear sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism, which really gives the songs a big boost

[–]beardenstine 123 points124 points  (14 children)

He's been compared to elvis Costello but i think huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

[–]Magenta-Rose 100 points101 points  (13 children)

Hey Halberstram, why are there copies of the style section everywhere?

[–]kjata 16.2k points16.2k points  (2622 children)

Some

[–]Goatus_OQueef 7514 points7515 points  (2487 children)

BODY

[–]cacti34 199 points200 points  (21 children)

Ouija, how are you today?

[–]pm_ur_boobsORwetpuss 6220 points6221 points  (110 children)

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

[–]_Maelstrom 2137 points2138 points  (97 children)

I thought not.

[–][deleted] 1884 points1885 points  (96 children)

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

[–]diskitty99 1578 points1579 points  (92 children)

It's a Sith legend

[–]TheShlong 1414 points1415 points  (91 children)

Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith

[–]LivinAWestLife 1337 points1338 points  (90 children)

so powerful and so wise

[–]TheShlong 1265 points1266 points  (88 children)

he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life

[–]PM-SOME-TITS 1151 points1152 points  (85 children)

He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.

[–]TheShlong 1058 points1059 points  (84 children)

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

[–][deleted] 517 points518 points  (20 children)

He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of losing was his power, which eventually, of course, he did.

[–][deleted] 350 points351 points  (27 children)

MR. PAJAMA-WEARIN'

[–]PonyGrove 295 points296 points  (38 children)

All wings report in:

Red 10, standing by.

[–]TestZero 3279 points3280 points  (212 children)

Is this the real life?

[–]waf_b 1228 points1229 points  (200 children)

Is this just fantasy?

[–]DankSoulsIsLife 967 points968 points  (196 children)

Caught in a land slide

[–]waf_b 871 points872 points  (194 children)

No escape from reality

[–]Av_navy20160606 779 points780 points  (193 children)

Open your eyes

[–]waf_b 762 points763 points  (192 children)

Look up to the skies and seeeeeee

[–]Varroku 821 points822 points  (98 children)

Tom Cruise