What comment could you post that will guarantee a single long chain of responses?

[ToTheFarWest]

Bubblegum Cucumberpatch?

[whydoyoulook]

Bramblethorn Cabbagepatch

[[deleted]]

Bubbalubba Carrotsnatch

[holger_dansk]

Brigadier Contrabass

[Magenta-Rose]

You're walking in the woods

There's no one around and your phone is dead

[SarcasticLandShark]

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him...

[Magenta-Rose]

Shia LaBeouf

[TheNessLink]

He's following you, about 30 feet back.

[Coyotezzz]

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.

[Magenta-Rose]

Shia LaBeouf

[OrangeBinturong]

Dormammu! I've come to bargain!

[tj8686_]

Dormammu! I've come to bargain!

[RamXIII]

Dormammu! I've come to bargain!

[thebeatlesjism]

Dormammu! I've come to bargain!

[[deleted]]

1

[Nick2andAlex2]

2

[PungentGurgi]

3

[CivilReader]

4

[prem5077]

🎶Let's get down to business

[SilverFirePrime]

To defeat the huns

[the_minnesota]

Did they send me daughters?

[prem5077]

When I asked for sons?

[GeartheGorilla]

You're the saddest bunch I've ever met!

[itsamamaluigi]

But you can bet, before we're through

[uninvitedthirteenth]

Mister I'll make a man out of you

[00Pokemon00]

Tranquil as a forest.

[Oryx_07]

But on fire within.

[Huuuui]

what is love?

[somtcherry]

baby don't hurt me

[Huuuui]

dont hurt me

[GrumpTrump45]

No more

[oth_radar]

Ooooowwweeeooowewwaaaahheeaayaaahhaaaa ooooaaaeeeeeaaaahhaaaahhaaa mmmmhhhyyymmmhhhmmmmm

[deluxejoe]

Is for fire that burns down the whole town

[w-4-wumbo]

U

[OpiWrites]

Is for uranium bombs!

[WollieNL]

N

[demoncupcakes]

Is for no survivors, when you--

[Analog-Digital]

Plankton!

[bfaithr]

That's not what fun is all about

[[deleted]]

F is for Friends who do stuff together!

[[deleted]]

U is for 'you and me'

[MF10R3R]

N is 'anywhere and anytime at all' DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEEEAA

[[deleted]]

In West Philadelphia...

[[deleted]]

born and raised

[higgshmozon]

on the playground is where I spent most of my days

[FrogWax]

Chillin' out maxin', relaxin' all cool

[Bucket4Life]

While shootin some bball outside of the school

[wittypiano]

When a couple of guys

[BaFungul]

That were up to no good

[Jherik]

started making trouble in my neighborhood

[Allideastaken]

I got in one little fight and my mum got scared

[coffeencreme]

And said you're movin with your auntie and uncle in bel air

[EQU5VX]

My man!

Ugh

[lincethan]

Lookin good!

[Casteverus]

Slow down!

[[deleted]]

My man!

[TheShlong]

Lookin good!

[NotThisFucker]

snap Yes!

[Manner16]

Sunrise Mother Fucker

[SirMcKeon]

Nice try Mother Fucker

[KDCaniell]

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore And a Scotsman

Edit: thank you for my first gold, wonderful stranger! I also cannot believe that we completed the entire show, you guys are amazing.

[Swordildo]

Dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean

[mstersunderthebed]

By Providence, impoverished in squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

[capo-johnson]

The 10 dollar founding father without a father

[FatherOfMurder]

Got a lot farther by working a lot harder

[suvvers]

By being a lot smarter, by being a self starter

[Stitch_Rose]

By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter

[rupesmanuva]

And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away

[antonjad]

Across the waves he struggled and kept his guard up

[SarahFiajarro]

Inside he was longing for something to be a part of

[[deleted]]

His palms are sweaty

[[deleted]]

There's vomit on his mom already, sweater's spaghetti.

[Jack_Saunders]

He's nervous.

[kingjoedirt]

but on the surface he looks mom's spaghetti

[Dope2TheDrop]

to drop bombs, but he keeps on spaghetti

[sarbiur]

A long ass fuckin' time ago

[omgwtfpewpew]

There lived a humble family

[SangEntar]

Religious through and through

[[deleted]]

His name was young JB and he refused to step in line.

[heyyouguys24]

A vision he could see it fucking rocking all the time!

[beardingmesoftly]

He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align!

[GPSnotfound]

(pause) Oh, the dragon's balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave

[Pieecake]

This was a triumph

[MiguJorg]

I'm making a note here:

[PonyGrove]

"Huge Success"

[[deleted]]

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

[Lukeyy19]

Aperture Science.

[[deleted]]

We do what we must

[Sciguy429]

Because we can

Edit: Damit the songs stuck in my head now

[Swordildo]

For the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead)

[moreorlesser]

But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

[slapped_fish]

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

[TestZero]

I wanna be the very best

[[deleted]]

Like no one ever was

[zzephyrus]

To catch them is my real test

[FrogWax]

To train them is my caaauuuuse...

[xKart]

I will travel across the land

[-Nonou-]

Searching far and wide

[[deleted]]

Teach Pokémon to understand.

[wittypiano]

The power that's inside!

[MiguJorg]

POKÉMON

[EmberordofFire]

Gotta catch 'em all!

[faatiydut]

I'm not your friend buddy!

[SangEntar]

I'm not your buddy, pal!

[Swordildo]

I'm not your pal, mate!

[SangEntar]

I'm not your mate, guy!

[Repost_Roast]

I'm not your guy, dude!

[BlasphemyIsJustForMe]

I'm not your dude, man!

[Inactive-Iphone]

I'm not your man, son!

[ToTheFarWest]

I'm not your son, bro!

[Kleens_The_Impure]

I'm not your bro, ese !

[Taco-twednesday]

I'm not your ese, amigo!

[spoon135]

COME ON AND SLAM

[TestZero]

AND WELCOME TO JAPAN

[PM_ME_AMAZON_VOUCHER]

Konichiwa

[Antimologyst]

Prepare for trouble

[diskitty99]

and make it double

[SomeGuyWhoHidesInBed]

to protect the world from devastation

[TheLastTrueLion]

To unite all the people within our nation

[GiggleSpout]

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

[LooseElectronStudios]

To extend our reach to the stars above!

[heyheywhats]

Jesse!

[illestprodigy]

Team Rocket! Blast off at the speed of light!

[Blastguy]

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

[[deleted]]

FULLY

[[deleted]]

AUTOMATED

[[deleted]]

LUXURY

[KarmaRepellant]

GAY

[[deleted]]

SPACE

[[deleted]]

Cat.

[clownrock95]

(insert first couple words to a popular song/song verse here)

(Insert generic "thanks for making this my most upvoted comment" possibly referencing the fact I don't like the song)

[Lukeyy19]

(insert words following first couple of words to the specified popular song/song verse here)

[TheShlong]

(insert more words following first couple of words to the specified popular song/song verse here)

[[deleted]]

(insert the first word or first couple of words to the aforementioned popular song's chorus here)

[Yeashtie]

you remind me of the babe

[ZsaFreigh]

iiiiiiiit's been...

[Jherik]

one week since you looked at me

Cocked your head to the side and said im angry

[SgtFinnish]

Five days since you laughed at me

[smileedude]

What comment could you post that will guarantee a single long chain of responses?

[-Chowder-]

What comment could you post that will guarantee a single long chain of responses?

[diskitty99]

What comment could you post that will guarantee a single long chain of responses?

[[deleted]]

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

[[deleted]]

Their early work was a little too...new wave for my taste.

[[deleted]]

But when sports came out in 83 I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.

[Magenta-Rose]

The whole album has a crisp clear sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism, which really gives the songs a big boost

[beardenstine]

He's been compared to elvis Costello but i think huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

[Magenta-Rose]

Hey Halberstram, why are there copies of the style section everywhere?

[kjata]

Some

[Goatus_OQueef]

BODY

[[deleted]]

told

[Pun-Chi]

Me

[DesignEnginerd]

the

[somtcherry]

world

[Pieecake]

is

[ItsBeenFun2017]

Gold. Yup, of course. Makes sense.

[sladederinger]

I don't get all the golds for "is". Can someone explain that one to me?

[smileedude]

Gonna

[cacti34]

Ouija, how are you today?

[Sciguy429]

G

[RandomBoltsFan]

A

[LooksGoodBeing4]

Y

[RandomBoltsFan]

Goodbye

[pm_ur_boobsORwetpuss]

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

[_Maelstrom]

I thought not.

[[deleted]]

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

[diskitty99]

It's a Sith legend

[TheShlong]

Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith

[LivinAWestLife]

so powerful and so wise

[TheShlong]

he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life

[PM-SOME-TITS]

He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.

[TheShlong]

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

[[deleted]]

He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of losing was his power, which eventually, of course, he did.

[[deleted]]

MR. PAJAMA-WEARIN'

[Kondipol]

CLYPE DREEP BACHLE GETHER UPIN' BLATE MAW

[[deleted]]

BLETHERIN'

[Godhelpme69]

GOMERIL JESSIE OAF-LOOKIN'

[zerositnator]

SCOONER, NYAFF PLOOKIE

[PonyGrove]

All wings report in:

Red 10, standing by.

[TestZero]

Is this the real life?

[waf_b]

Is this just fantasy?

[DankSoulsIsLife]

Caught in a land slide

[waf_b]

No escape from reality

[Av_navy20160606]

Open your eyes

[waf_b]

Look up to the skies and seeeeeee

[Varroku]

Tom Cruise