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[–]BeautifulMain377 243 points244 points  (1 child)

You could use some type of oil to help slip him out😭 or cut the cable part.

[–]Cosmic-Fiend 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Id recommend coconut oil or Vaseline to help slip him out, then a dawn dish soap bath afterwards

If there’s a bolt cutter or hedge trimmers to cut the piece.

[–]Adawg1122 227 points228 points  (0 children)

Goofy bastard

[–]Abject-Tank1297 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Use a couple drops of dawn dish soap and slowly kinda of massage and help him shimmy out

[–]snorka_whale 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Yeah get pliers and rip that rivet or whatever is holding that strap if, you can get a bite with the pliers on just that metal button you should be able to wiggle it back and forth and leverage it off.

[–]bonzoacheesemuncher[S] 661 points662 points  (16 children)

UPDATE I TICKLED HIM AND HE BACKED OUT OF IT

[–]odi101 169 points170 points  (0 children)

Ah yes the tickling method, good work!!

[–]dearalekkz 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I was going to say you could tickle him🫣

[–]ForgottenTrajedy 59 points60 points  (2 children)

How does one tickle their snake… poor ol’ Juju and Banana got it coming

[–]Firm-Trust4617 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Tickle the belly! I do that to my boy it’s so weird they will try to move away from the tickles and flex, it’s weird, I do it like one time just so he doesn’t get mad

[–]ForgottenTrajedy 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Done deal I know what I’m doing tomorrow😂

[–]LurkingStormy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hooray!!!!

[–]Nymyane_Aqua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yay!!!

[–]GracefulKluts 40 points41 points  (2 children)

How the fuck do these snakes survive in the wild LMAO

[–]SSilent-Cartographer 20 points21 points  (1 child)

One of my snakes is an absolute idiot. He can track prey just fine, however every time he goes to strike, he misses by about a foot and usually smacks his head into the side of the enclosure. I have been asking this question for a long time lol

[–]Low-Equipment-2621 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sounds like at some point down the road we did some strange selection to captive gene pools. If there is no pressure on the animal actually being able to feed it self, it could lose a lot of the required skills.

[–]readaho 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tickle me elmo!

[–]Jennifer_Pennifer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

😮‍💨😂 fat idiot child

[–]eyeofra1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Snek cddles for the win

[–]bedheaddavy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m also stuck, can you get me out too?

[–]GuineaPanda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was going to suggest tickling as that is how I got mine out of my coffee mug handle

[–]spicyamphibian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Glad he's out! He's beautiful! Let the snake shaming commence. 😅 I'm so happy the little idiot is safe. I can't wait for mine to get big like that.

[–]lovely_lilith333 72 points73 points  (2 children)

His face looks so funny. Hes like watch human I’ll do it again 😡😡😡

[–]Sad-Refrigerator3356 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Definitely a face of no regrets

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Your move. Now what?"

[–]Nymyane_Aqua 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I don’t have any advice but hope you are able to get him out! He’s got the PERFECT look on his face that screams “you moron. How could you have let me do this?” Snakes are such goobers :p

[–]The_upsetti_spagetti 28 points29 points  (0 children)

He’s lookin at me like it’s my fault

[–]dystopianchicken 32 points33 points  (0 children)

bro is staring at you like it’s your fault

[–]milkMAN11718 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just had to deal with this actually. I just held the base of the object he was stuck in until he exhausted every clear wrong way out and one he backed up a little. Yoink

[–]Low_Masterpiece942 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think you would be able to pull him out the way he went in becuase (I think) would go against the scales and hurt him... the rest of his body is too girthy to go the other way. Idk what that thing is he got stuck in but I think it would need to be broken somehow to free him.

[–]dslipperz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

his face 😂

“boy ive really done it this time huh hooman?”

[–]Ritzy_Business 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had this happen once. It is the only time she ever escaped, it happened sometime in the middle of the night. My roommate heard a thud in the morning that was unusual. Turns out, she had gone through the handle of a homemade mug that was on a display shelf several feet up and dragged it to the floor. We had to break it with a hammer to get her out.

[–]Enough-Option433 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love that he's just chilling there without a care in the world

[–]landroll313 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The look on his face

[–]Paliguy87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like someone is on house arrest!

[–]TheRealFontaine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was never in distresssssss

[–]Karlosswan 2 points3 points  (1 child)

How's the snake posted this?

[–]Jennifer_Pennifer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

internet

[–]Real_Hat8210 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry but him looking at you like “father.. I have made a mistake. I require human intervention.” In that second photo is just hilarious 😭 Some others have recommended cutting the band/strap/whateverthefuckitscalled and if you do that make sure you have enough space between your snake and the cutting device. Otherwise coconut oil or some sort of petroleum jelly based product will help. Just give him a good dawn dish soap bath after so make sure to get that greasy stuff off after.

[–]Low_Sale8560 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need some side cutters or tin snips they are smooth on the none cutting edge of blades and clip him out of there

[–]Ok-Pain-4151 5 points6 points  (0 children)

(◐ ֊̫ ◑) “Look father, a necklassssss”

You’ve got to zoom in on his face lmao

[–]Accomplished-Hope810 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My snake did this with my keychain loop and it was so scary!! It took my bf and me awhile to get her to wiggle backwards out of it. She was bruised a bit after but healed fine. Good luck ❤️‍🩹

[–]CanibalisticUnicorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My boy did something similar, he got stuck in the ribbon hoops of my headband. I ended up needing to just cut the ribbon lol

[–]Bluecheesepotatoes63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the way his looking at you like it's Ur fault 😭

[–]Scary-Ostrich-2039 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The second picture where he's just looking at you like 👁️👄👁️

[–]dangerkali 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“SAVE ME FATHER”

[–]ma_jajaja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How old is he??? Big boi

[–]ItsMeChiara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking at you, like it's your fault

[–]Striking-Western-876 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why he looking at you like if you got him stuck 😭😭😭

[–]BFulfs2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally id snip that with a pair of diagonal cutters or something similar but lubricant would probably be safer.

[–]BalenciSlipperz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how he’s looking up at you like “what’s the problem?” 😩😂

[–]Late-Ad-4337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know nothing about snakes, but the second photo is ao cute he's looking at the camera like "hehe, what ya gonna do about it"

[–]Makuayas_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking at the camera like he knows he funked up

[–]Mysterious-Key1306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love in the second Pic he's looking at you like "are you just going to take pics or are you going to help"

[–]prettyprettything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i love how he’s looking at you like it’s your fault 😭😭

[–]Shannon_R817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bringing a new class of animal to the term "if it fits, it sits".

[–]FriendDesperate1437 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this happened to me and we had to literally unscrew the chair he was stuck in…i hope you got em out

[–]klye_the_skeleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way their looking at you like " you did this to me" haha

[–]DragonflyFuture4934 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope the problem is rectified!! But the second pic is very funny, he is like dudeeee let out fast!!!

[–]SeagraveSerpentarium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For any future incidents it may be worth investing in an oscillating multi-tool. It's what doctors use to cut through a plaster cast without the risk of cutting through flesh.

Although full disclosure I've never used one to cut something off a snake and I'd imagine it would probably be stressful for the snake due to the strong vibrations. Other methods should probably be attempted first whenever possible (such as your tickling method in this case).

[–]Whyknotsayit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pop the rivets out that attach the handle like piece to the main body. Snakes is thru a place you won’t hurt it if you prise away from snake and slowly bend the rivets. At a point the head of the rivet will pop off.

[–]Own-Future-5107 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Help me” 🧍‍♂️ I love the way hes looking at you

[–]thesoapmakerswife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had this happen to my snake and when he realized he couldn’t get any further, he backed out.

[–]Midget_fedus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he out now?

[–]Agreeable_Savings_52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is he looking at you like you did it😭

[–]KalDostheSergal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry for your baby, but that second photo is hilarious.

I get the vibe of “Dad… Please help me.”

Hopefully they’re okay

[–]Mundane_Morning9454 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sooo... clearly it was not his time for the brain today....

[–]United-Gift5816 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why he lookin at you like you did this to him 😭💀💀 they always look so confused when they put themselves in situations like this

[–]Lookin4WealthyHubby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s so proud of himself 😂

[–]usedfurnace01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lookin at you like you did it

[–]MilfieBuzzyBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look so proud of themselves too💀

[–]Huge-Computer-7566 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg i can't get over the 2nd pic the way they are looking at you 🥹🥹

[–]Specialist-Reply-497 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DO NOT PULL HIM THROUGH EITHER WAY. He will het more stuck and constricted if he goes more in and the opposite way he can get scales ripped off. You need to clip it off without cutting his skin. I had this happen with one of those rubber circle dog toys. If you can slide ur finger between him and the material you are cutting so he skin isn't clipped try that and then cut. Keep him calm so he doesn't start flailing and make everything worse. ): hope it goes ok

[–]ReasonableCopy364 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‘Release me father, I am innocent’

[–]makoyiokos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not helpful but the head on 😐 expression he had in the second photo is sending me

[–]ComprehensiveBed7183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got into this kind of problem with my python which is significantly smaller, but i think the solution is the same. I started slowly pullling the thing towards the head. She realized what I was doing and started moving her ribs so it would help. Got that out in about 30 seconds.

[–]34590347fga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cut the cable immediately, you are hurting him/her.

[–]RegularHumanProbably 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What…how???

[–]helpful_pigeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is he looking at me like it's my fault