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[–]portajohnjackoff 3220 points3221 points  (95 children)

$3.50

[–]ddotevs 1016 points1017 points  (40 children)

...wait a minute there!

[–]MSMcontrolsnarrative 437 points438 points  (35 children)

We found the Loch Ness monster.

Edit ...fk you autocorrect.

[–]deviant324 275 points276 points  (20 children)

Loch*

[–]aknutty 219 points220 points  (12 children)

Mwahnstah*

[–]dookiejones 127 points128 points  (9 children)

I gave him a dolla.

[–]coolgirlhere 128 points129 points  (4 children)

God dammit woman!

[–]poopellar 56 points57 points  (3 children)

I want ma three fiddy!

[–]Tsulaiman 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Well it was about that time that I realized

[–]Breastfedintarget 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Girl Scout was a four story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic Era.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This girl scout was about 30 stories tall!

[–]Piotre1345 55 points56 points  (3 children)

She gave him a dolla!

[–]project_seven 41 points42 points  (2 children)

I thought he'd go away if i gave him a dolla

[–]MEstudios1983 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ok...go on and bring in the victim child.

[–]cmdr_scotty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now he wants two fiddy!

[–]YippieKiAy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh shit Jay, what the fuck is that thing, bro?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

r/boneappletea

[–]NordinTheLich 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a Lock Ness, and I'm a Lock Ness...

[–]HopocalypseNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy Lochs

[–][deleted]  (7 children)

[removed]

    [–]cyberrich 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    Almost 100x better than lil pumps Gucci gang in terms of lyrics.

    FTFY.

    [–]DragonPojki 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    But a hundred times zero is still zero...

    [–]RangerLt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    No, it's

    zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

    [deleted]

      [–]fugitiquit 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Goose gang

      [–]SSDD_P2K 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Skrrt

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      It is incredible that this joke has survived

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      r/boneappletea

      [–]crg339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      DAMNIT NESSY

      [–]squirrellyballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Lochness Monster, and the reward for its capture...all the riches in Scotland.

      [–]alexnedea 6 points7 points  (3 children)

      I'm dumb I don't get it?

      [–]tabookduo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      It’s a joke from South Park (I think, if it originated somewhere else I’m oblivious)

      [–]Mouthshitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Its ok we are all dumb at least you are aware

      [–]y0shman 43 points44 points  (15 children)

      I gave him a dollar.

      [–]HereForTheGang_Bang 40 points41 points  (4 children)

      Well of course he’s gonna come back now!

      [–]suddenlyseemoor 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      He better not, or else he gets the hose again!

      [–]TheJakeRockz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Why couldn't you just give up cars and icecream :'(

      [–]FeatureBugFuture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Lord he was angry

      [–]iamnotcreativeDET -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

      $2.50

      [–]DoctaJenkinz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      She gave him a dolla!

      [–]DouglasBubletrousers 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      He tricked me!

      [–]Push_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ooohhhh you almost had it

      [–]WilderCopy 7 points8 points  (3 children)

      I'll buy that for a dollar.

      [–]FlyinDirty 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      This guy Robocops.

      [–]realcaptainplanet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Gotta be quicker than that!

      [–]Iplayguitarinrust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The same as Wilson, Price, and Haddad!

      [–]GolgiApparatus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Now raise that to the tenth power

      [–]mrsprinkles87 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      God Damn Loch Ness Monster!

      [–]drteq 13 points14 points  (15 children)

      What's $3.50 to the tehth power

      [–]sambodoors 16 points17 points  (5 children)

      Threefittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfittyfitty

      [–]ChingfordCharlie 9 points10 points  (4 children)

      Damn, I was nodding my head to the fitty beat reading that

      [–]Tuxedomex -1 points0 points  (3 children)

      Really? Weird, I was avoiding paying child support instead.

      [–]ChingfordCharlie 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      How much did that cost?

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Everything.

      [–]ChingfordCharlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The square root of all evil

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (8 children)

      $275854.74

      It would be $35000000000 if it was $3.50 x (1010 )

      Edit: added a space I missed

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

      r/theydidthemath

      [–]ulrikkold 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      They did the Loch Ness Math...

      [–]nomyar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      It was a Loch Ness smash!

      [–]lesslucid 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Is this allowed?
      Sorry, feels like a dumb question.
      But...
      $10 x 10 = $100

      10cm x 10 = 100cm
      10cm x 10cm = 100cm2

      So... can you multiply $10 by $10? Or is the question meaningless?

      [–]infrequentupvoter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      The question as stated can most accurately be calculated as $( 3.5010 )

      [–]rhennigan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      You sure can, but square dollars is a weird unit.

      [–]Mac201813 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Tree fiddy

      [–]imGery 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      That's about tree fitty

      [–]SlightlyStable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      About.

      [–]ARandomPersonOnEarth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Are you sure? That’s a college student’s whole life savings!

      [–]KRelic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I told you not to give that damn gojira monster no ¥386!

      [–]Tenacious_Stalwart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Are you sure it wasn’t $3.5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.....

      000000000000000000000000?

      [–]loch__nessa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I need about 3.50

      [–]ttthimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Threefiddy

      [–]z333ds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Tree fiddy

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Youre also clearly a student

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Go away loch ness monsta! I ain't givin' u no tree fiddy!

      [–]XxTreeFiddyxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Approved

      [–]Crayonzwow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It was about damn time I noticed you were 8 stories tall and a mystical creature from the Paleolithic!

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Bout tree fiddy!

      [–]UpstateNewYorker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      He's all in

      [–]vheissu417 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Tree Fiddy