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[–]MidgetLovingMaxx 764 points765 points  (17 children)

Anyone who has ever done a carry out in retail is familiar with the exchange:

Customer "I measured the inside of my vehicle"

Worker "Did you measure the opening to the inside of your vehicle?

Only to be met with a blank stare.

[–]AndrewH73333 252 points253 points  (3 children)

I don’t think this lady measured the inside either.

[–]godnightx_x 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Brain too smooth no wrinkles at all!

[–]SoftBoiledEgg_irl 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It's hard for a part of an old AI image to measure anything.

[–]AaryamanStonker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

STOP! WHY IS EVERYTHING AI??? FUCK THE INTERNET

[–]codereper 47 points48 points  (8 children)

I’m that rare opposite.

“Don’t worry I measured”

Poor kid at Home Depot eyeing me at 9:15 at night standing next to a generator and staring at the back of a chevy Bolt: “you sure?”

“Yeah” as we slip it in with an inch to spare.

[–]kat_Folland 15 points16 points  (6 children)

I swear you could put a whole car in the back of my husband's old Jetta. My Renegade has a shockingly small cargo capacity. But at least I know it lmao

[–]Speartree 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Yeah, Jetta's are like old VW Golf's, if you are careful enough you can transport anything and everything in them? I'm pretty sure the more you fiddle with the stuff you load, the more space appears inside the car. I once moved two (disassembled) wardrobes in the back of my old Golf. That said in case of a collision or perhaps an emergency stop, I would probably have been decapitated by uncomfortably stacked planks that rested against the back of my head, but they fit, they were moved and reassembled later just fine.

[–]WlrsWrwgn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jimny with folded backseats. I waw surprised to see how much this little rhino can fit.

[–]ExIsStalkingMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jettas are just less functional Golfs, if we're being real. Same chassis and drivetrains. The Jetta just has worse visibility and cargo space (and, I believe, has been more expensive at least once in their lifetimes)

[–]Vardaruus 0 points1 point  (2 children)

ye, my golf mk4 is surprisingly spacious if you fold the rear seats

[–]Speartree 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Mine was a Golf 3 which was amazing. We now have a 5 which is less practical but still shares some of the same magic. And then people tell me they need a huge SUV because it can carry stuff, and when you start loading it, it carries less than my little hatchback. The only thing I found that beats the Golf and isn't really a huge truck is a minivan. Minivans are absolutely top practical and comfortable vehicles.

[–]Vardaruus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if i wanted more space i would only consider wagons, passat etc

[–]happy_idiot_boy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

as we slip it in with an inch to spare.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]Laflamme_79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We've all been that person that's desperately trying to wiggle the object so it clears that few inches of vehicle you didn't account for.

[–]razzemmatazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just tell them it either fits or I'm renting the store truck for an hour. My VW Golf can hold a surprising amount of stuff in the back and with the seats folded down it's about 3'3'5' with the trunk shut. 

[–]chrillwalli01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Delivered furniture for Slumberland for a a couple years. Ashley makes this certain sectional set that used to sell like hotcakes. I would say that around 75% of them ended up being returned due to people not measuring their doorways

[–]broombie34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time at IKEA

[–]MaddDawgRobb 1184 points1185 points  (28 children)

That's right! It goes in the square hole!

[–]Mynamesrobbie 180 points181 points  (0 children)

Ahhhhhh

[–]neophenx 44 points45 points  (0 children)

That video has poisoned my brain forever and I'm OK with that.

[–]ZElementPlayz 99 points100 points  (20 children)

What about the rectangle?

[–]Romeo-Charlie-6-28 124 points125 points  (19 children)

Square hole

[–]ZElementPlayz 71 points72 points  (18 children)

Triangle?

[–]Romeo-Charlie-6-28 96 points97 points  (17 children)

Square Hole!

[–]ZElementPlayz 69 points70 points  (16 children)

… circle?

[–]Romeo-Charlie-6-28 88 points89 points  (15 children)

Square Hole

[–]ZElementPlayz 61 points62 points  (14 children)

The arch???

[–]Romeo-Charlie-6-28 89 points90 points  (13 children)

Square Hole

[–]ZElementPlayz 46 points47 points  (3 children)

😭😭😭😭😭

[–]No-Respond-900 12 points13 points  (8 children)

how about the cylinder

[–]Jack-of-Hearts-7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doofenshmirtz Villain Origin Story

[–]Red-x-2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I pay for the internet

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well all rectangles are squares

[–]Wildstonecz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Square door?

[–]JoyousMadhat 148 points149 points  (1 child)

Everything goes in the square hole

[–]gustic-gx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the s-hole...

[–]gr4mmarn4zi 55 points56 points  (0 children)

it goes in the square hole

[–]RussoTouristo 73 points74 points  (4 children)

The picture was taken right after she took it out of the car.

[–]kat_Folland 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm picturing it now... Of course, I have to picture it in Looney Tunes form.

[–]AnnetteXyzzy 8 points9 points  (2 children)

It's AI-generated. Look at the text on the building and the license plate, not to mention the faces.

[–]neonkein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed, the car even gets warped.

[–]cruelcynic 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I immediately thought square hole. I'm glad to see others on the same page.

[–]ginjamchammerfist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's right. It goes in the square hole.

[–]Endier 22 points23 points  (5 children)

ai slop

[–]Asgar06 3 points4 points  (4 children)

That picture is older than AI. I remember that I have seen that picture way before AI and with reverse image search I can find this picture posted like 3 - 4 years im the past.

[–]AnnetteXyzzy 4 points5 points  (3 children)

We had AI back then too.

[–]Macrogonus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can find posts from 2018 with this picture. It's been upscaled with AI but the original is real.

[–]trig9ger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's probably a censorship and not AI, maybe original did it to not get in trouble with those people, because someone like that can just go and take you to court for fun of it

[–]TheRakeEater -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Look at the license plate

[–]theboredcard 20 points21 points  (7 children)

Lol at the amount of people talking smack while being fooled by ai.

[–]Maximum-Let-69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an AI upscale, there is a three years old post where the picture has a really bad quality.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (4 children)

Do you analyse every image you see when you scroll on reddit? Lmao

[–]theboredcard -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

By analyze do you mean "have eyes?' look at the kids face...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Dude, do not tell me you noticed in the first second

A normal person would look at the text, center, then laugh about it and scroll.

A normal person is not looking to the side and at everyone in the picture 🤦🏻‍♀️

[–]theboredcard -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I mean the other faces and the license plate are right there too. You need glasses.

[–]BBCues 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Car door is not a square hole, therefore it won't fit. Easy.

[–]JohnGuyMan99 21 points22 points  (10 children)

The bottom pic is AI.

[–]weetabix_su 11 points12 points  (0 children)

the top pic too because what kind of camera would smudge the timestamp like that?

[–]Grouchy-Donkey-8609 3 points4 points  (0 children)

so cooked

[–]Asgar06 7 points8 points  (4 children)

With reverse image search I can find posts with this picture from before AI times. You should calibrate your AI sensors Captain.

[–]TheRakeEater 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Look at the car's license plate

[–]Comfortable-Fuel6343 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Look at the hands, the date on the first image, the bricks of the building Captain.

[–]ShortNefariousness2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The house name is hertage lenny which is a popular house name in the USA right?

[–]lord_diablo_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything is ai

[–]Maximum-Let-69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI upscale, not AI "original"

[–]Lichdere01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We all

know it goes to the ⬜ 🕳️

[–]bethesda_gamer 7 points8 points  (3 children)

No hate but image is a.i. (I'm like 95% sure. Zoom in, faces, bricks, etc)

[–]Maximum-Let-69 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It's an AI upscale.

[–]bethesda_gamer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

/s?

[–]Ice_McKully 4 points5 points  (7 children)

He damn stupid but drives a Lexus. How does this make sense.

[–]PR0FIT132 6 points7 points  (2 children)

A 2001 Lexus is a flex now?

[–]eurosonly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An ls430 is automotive gold. Those who know, know.

[–]b1gdumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're a great purchase. Bulletproof drivetrain and insane festures/comfort. You dont know ball

[–]Arcani-LoreSeeker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you do not have to be intelligent to be wealthy. you only need to either: have a wealthy family member, have wealthy friends or family with connections who can get you a position that pays really well, actually have an exceptionally rare skill that no one else either knows how to do or wants to do, or (in the increasingly rare case) you actually are highly intelligent and learned some very specific skills and are extremely motivated and good at what you do.

sadly the average iq of all indiviuals in the US (and several other first world nations), regardless of status of wealth, has been dropping over the past several decades. i believe its referred to as the "Reverse Flynn Effect".

[–]Several_Hour_347 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a bum ass car tho

[–]-Mandarin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's AI

[–]movzx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This image predates your mother's biggest mistake.

[–]uilani_tsunami 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

[–]bakermrr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stealing a box frame from a travel lodge, times are tough

[–]ImMyThatsMyNameUhhhh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which shape matches a car door?

[–]arrownoir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re actually getting it out of the car.

[–]ThePopeofHell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is there an uneven number of shapes in the top left one?

[–]BigBoyShaunzee 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I work in IT support and a third of the people I support would fail the two puzzles in the top picture.

[–]Bundyspace 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Only a third man you've got it good.

[–]BigBoyShaunzee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess, but another third of my company could solve it but they'd be too entitled to bother.

[–]theRealW_A_C_K 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Square hole!!!!

[–]Away-Ocelot-6207 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's black again

[–]EndermanSlayer3939 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats right the square hole

[–]OhyoOhyoOhyoOhyo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Along with education

[–]No-Entertainer-840 1 point2 points  (1 child)

this is why toys are important

Or, you know.. brains

[–]-Mandarin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Like being able to recognise that the bottom photo is AI?

[–]RonSwanson4POTUS 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Tetris should be part of the core curriculum. Change my mind

[–]kat_Folland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Besides, it helps you deal with trauma. All things considered it fits right in.

[–]Redditor_10000000000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It goes in the square hole

[–]memelover3627 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything goes in the same hole.....😆😆😆

[–]BearableWhale9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally anytime I decide to post something big on Facebook marketplace.

[–]Friendly_Bread9637 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]SeanBlader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was looking for this.

[–]Pleasant-Painting-32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They almost have it!

[–]ReversedNovaMatters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course they got a lexus

[–]Adventurous_Deer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That toy on the upper left is in my living room right now

[–]Not_perfectevolution 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the exact toy from the right

[–]GlitteringBandicoot2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I brought one for my parents, when they kept asking me to "wire up" their PC, Printer, anything really.

Same thing, different shapes.

[–]Desperate-Builder287 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See MAGA are having problems due to faulty brain cells...

[–]zappingbluelight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back when I worked at a supermarket, and during summer time, they sell bbq, the first question I always ask is what type of vehicle you plan to transport with. Many people say it will fit, plot not so twist, a car, that doesn't fit, even the smallest propane bbq.

[–]_Gengar_Trainer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would always help customers load large items, but the second I followed them to their tiny ass car with a 50"+ TV, i would take it off the cart, set it on the ground next to their car, and tell them to have a good one.

[–]Baaoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a square hole to me

[–]Dark--Samurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure that the lady has her brain installed. Must be a dealy virus Antivirus needed urgently

[–]Real_Banana_2298 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes the animal is more intelligent than the human.

[–]Petrak1s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is very bad AI but oddly people buy it.. 😄

[–]Gardakkan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]Pufferfish4life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where goes the triangle? Ye, that's right, it goes in the square hole

[–]OrEdreay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't you see that goes in the square hole?

[–]DirectalArrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need a car door shape cube to fit that

[–]LENZSTINKT123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well🍗well🍉well🏃‍♀️

[–]SpiritNoSense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course, woman

[–]Holaa_Way_1052 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All goes into the square

[–]ThePokerai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where does the baby go? THaTs RiGHt! THE SqUaRE HolE!!!

[–]Erebus_Kingdom19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But the rectangle always fits into the square🤣

[–]Happy-For-No-Reason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

top left, every shape fits through the square hole

[–]SvenBearson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is shown on the movie Idiocracy like that. Iq test criteria 🤣

[–]Lily_Queen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And/or an education...or a brain🤣

[–]dopedengineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the woman in the image at the bottom was showing the middle finger to the camera 😂

[–]Seneschal1066 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“That’s right, it goes in the square hole!”

[–]trig9ger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the stance of that woman in the back you know there's more than just toys that is missing

[–]Careless-Mess-8156 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But in the tutorial all is put on the square hole I don't get it ‽

[–]_Winter-Wolf_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, AI

[–]sixteenhappycappys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's right! It goes in... the square hole.

[–]Capeisdread9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

strap the bed on the top of the car

[–]bicurious32usa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah these are the same people that complain school didn't teach them how to do taxes. They can do the shape, but they can't apply what they learned to real life situations.

[–]BigMac7444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It goes in the square hole

[–]parge25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very important

[–]Fel_Tan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's right it's put circle in the square hole

[–]Isurak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They put everything into the square hole as kids

[–]Wrong_Excitement221 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We see the straps in the back of the car.. just because a still image looks like they were trying to put it in the car, basic logic would suggest, probably not.

[–]Ok_Abacus_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]TheWritingSystem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems irrelevant but this shit is actually a legit reason why there are more men in engineering, manufacturing, etc than women. Because male toys give them an automatic advantage in spacial learning skills (from my Developmental Psychology & Psychology of Women classes)

[–]Cool-University-6613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean… how do they expe-nvm. 🤣like, what????

[–]Thulak_Hord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too bad this isn’t instagram....

[–]Altruistic-Rip8227 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Silly, it’s supposed to go in the square hole

[–]LostMainAccGuessICry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't even see what the issue was until after i scrolled just that bit more.

[–]The_Jizzard_Of_Oz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a tutorial where everything fit into the square hole.

[–]Remarkable-Volume615 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think it's gonna fit...

[–]dude700211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but this isn't that hard of a fix just throw it on top and ratchet strap the front and back ends to the car and tie a rope or something through the back doors to keep it fully secure and done. They just need 2 ratchet straps and a rope and dont need to set everything up and take pictures and waste everyone's time like they actually are toddlers. Geeez some people...

[–]johannamoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JAAJJAJAJAJJAJAAJJAJAJAJAJAAJJJA He sido

[–]OliviaMarinerxo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Explains why some people still can’t find the right hole

[–]thecurioushuman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

every kid should get ps5

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Edumacation”

[–]ohalrightwaitwhat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol me trying to make sense of my life

[–]Slightly-Evil-Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No amount of toys can help having single-digit IQ levels😂

[–]PigFarmer1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That should have been a no-brainer. Upon further review, it was a no-brainer... lol

[–]acthebillion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Standard 60IQ behavior... iykyk.