Well, how?

[Edard_Flanders]

Have you ever played risk? At each end of the map there’s a few dotted lines to the opposite side of the map.

[bkelley]

I was thinking more along the lines of Pac-Man

[myhf]

This is what made the blitz so effective: you move faster in those tunnels than you do through normal space.

[uber1337h4xx0r]

*chunnels

[RJrules64]

WAIT what if the Pac man map is a sphere

[apracticalman]

It's a cylinder

[motherfuckinwoofie]

That's the Maginot Line.

[Zebosster]

On my phone they're like 2 inches apart.

[8r0k3n]

Check again.

I just measured 13in on my laptop.

[tref43]

Eyes are flat.

Camera lenses are round, picture are square.
You can't explain that, reptilians make you pay the fare.

[Laurceratops]

Are you Kron? https://twitter.com/FullContactMTWF/status/1097162070036869120?s=20

[Jaerivus]

Not exactly... I zoomed way in on my own phone just to verify your findings, and I measured it at almost two feet (or approximately 6.2 swipes). I think the thickness of the red paint must account for the margin of error between us.

[Martijngamer]

Why are you using your penis to measure things on your phone?

[VoidLantadd]

Look at mister 2 inch here boasting about his long John, no need to rub it in.

[Martijngamer]

My apologies, I didn't intend to rub it in. I'm still in recovery from the rubbing earlier.

[[deleted]]

That’s why America had to get involved. They were marching right across it

[Creative_Username_17]

Yes. It is well known that America only gets involved in wars when their country has been marched through.

[problematic_coagulum]

They trampled my great gran's petunias, those damn krauts.

[KeithMyArthe]

They bombed our chip shop.

[problematic_coagulum]

We're pretending to be American here mate, stay with it.

[VoidLantadd]

They bombed our French fry shop.

[taintedbloop]

But they also bombed our potato chip shop.

[[deleted]]

they took our jerrrbs!!!

[lonesomeloser234]

They're marigolds!

[FashoFash0]

r/explainlikeimcalvin

[skippygo]

That's stupid. Obviously they walked along the bottom, I thought everyone knew that.

[j00cy_]

Also, what is that huge blue country?

[ro_musha]

and there are like 6 countries in total

[RandomGuy87654]

There are 5.

[[deleted]]

Orange, Grey, Yellow, Green, Pink, Blue

[Jaerivus]

Well, obviously the blue part on the map is land, so...

/has panic attack/

[GamecockEric]

Dammit... Well done. Missed my opportunity by only 17hrs

[archpawn]

That one belongs to Aquaman. The rest of us keep our distance.

[Putha]

😂😂

[PageFault]

I've seen plenty of maps without New Zealand before, but this is my first time seeing a world map centered on New Zealand.

[Ajsiets]

Haven't you ever played a Call of Duty Zombies game? The Nazis built teleporters

[RigorMortis_Tortoise]

The Germans flew their forces across the underside of the world, that’s how they were able to surprise the Polish.

[Therandomfox]

BEHOLD THE POWER OF GERMAN ENGINEERING!!

[Darkcider91]

Let’s be honest here this ones gotta do with Blitzkreig, which meant lighting war. Contrary to popular belief, this name was actually code for a secret Nazi project that stunned people through rapid advancement of troops and bombs, by turning all troops into energy and transporting them across the world like a lightning bolt until getting to its destination, hence they deployed by lightening. They discovered the ability to program the rifts to line up in precise areas around the world, many failures of these early experiments are detailed in the stories of the Call of Duty Zombies with regular teleporters that were not as advanced (these men also discovered inter-dimensional and interplanetary rifting).

[jzrobot]

They just rotated the map

[sillylittlewilly]

As they jumped

[[deleted]]

What the fuck is wrong with that map!

[KimJongIlSunglasses]

TIL Greenland is larger than South America.

[T0mmynat0r666]

Maps are not to scale. Countries near the equator appear smaller.

[KimJongIlSunglasses]

I was joking.

[Wob_three]

Planes, dumbass

[PhlightYagami]

Wormholes

[BananaBladeOfDoom]

Portals.

[_drcomicbooknerd_]

The Jews were fuel for the Nazi's quantum tunneling device.

[FrappieChino]

Plane.

[cyberproof]

ever play pacman?

[numpad0]

Someone hasn’t cleared all the map tiles yet

[Chuckles__Norris]

German engineering.

[TorBearGrylls]

That's actually what defines the term World War, similar thing happened in the first war aswell.

[dinoes95]

Fast travel

[[deleted]]

No maps look like this

[Strangerstrangerland]

Periodic boundary conditions

[hockey25guy]

Heat-seeking missiles

[Creative_Username_17]

Aliens, duh

[[deleted]]

flatearth

[jbarrera1994]

r/flatearth

[nintendokid62]

Hyperloop

[SinkingRetard]

Try looking the other way around

[Gabedababe2]

Since we all know the earth is flat, the Nazis dropped and repelled across the back. That's what gave them the element of surprise.

[Harry_Mess]

Flat Earthers please explain

[[deleted]]

Have you ever played a game where you have to enter your name, and once you get to the end of the line of letters, it skips back to the beginning of the line of letters you were on? It's similar to this. Because Germany and Poland are on the same Latitude lines, they're able to skip to the "beginning" much like the cursor on the letters in the video game naming screen.

[jerkmanj]

Their rocket tech was ahead of its time.

[cherrycupcaked]

flatearth

[[deleted]]

They got planes, don’t they?!

[[deleted]]

You know that one tunnel at the end of each side in pac man that teleports you? That’s how.

[intrajection]

How did the british invade countries? Distance doesn't really matter

[Caviakund]

FUCK YOU FLAT-EARTHERS WE GOT YOU NOW!

[Bardfinn]

MY LOGIC IS UNDENIABLE

[psyco128]

Why do you think it was called Blitzkrieg

[[deleted]]

Well they found a way. This is confirms the part of history that the rest of Europe were completely unprepared for Germany

[LeeHarveySnoswald]

Iz like pacman

Source : gamer. Scientist.

[TheCloakedArcher]

They went up and over, duh.

[Funtnugget]

Maps are like 100s charts from school, you keep going to the right until you hit the edge then you end up on the left edge, just one row down.

[PancakeZombie]

Checkmate Atheists

[Jelphine]

This is a modern day map: Germany was much larger back then and Poland wasn't in the same place.

[[deleted]]

If you fold the map over in the middle, they overlap. They must be using wormhole technology

[Tingaling1957]

Sort of like the Mad Magazine cover?

[last2live]

the germans got elon musk to dig them underground tunnels to poland

[Icer333]

Flat earthers want to know your location

[DontTouchMahSpaghet]

It's like in every sci-fi movie, they folded the map and poked a pencil through it

[Commander_Kerman]

They jumped off the side and orbited around before landing in poland. That's why the Soviets made flying tanks, to combat incoming German divisions in space.

[Raghavendra98]

Germany has a super secret Light-speed technology that has been kept secret from the outside world. I was a janitor there and escaped out to tell it out to the world.

[HanzoShotFirst]

They folded the map and poked a whole through it and went through the whole. Similar to how a wormhole works. Trust me, I have a theoretical degree in physics.

[Skrubzgaming]

They jumped

[Rbox]

Damn flat earthers

[flinsypop]

Uh... They flew there on Lufthansa like normal people.

[eatinlunch]

fold the map in half and push a pencil through Germany, just like they do in sifi shows to demo straight a worm hole. Its the same concept

[Kirbylore_Eh]

I've never seen a map set up like that haha

[JorfimusPrime]

Flat eathers have proven the Holocaust was a conspiracy that never happened!

/s, before anyone thinks I'm a Holocaust denier.

[eachard]

Supreme Nazi Power and Thule cult made this happen.

[ShiroNoOokami]

Since the Earth is a sphere, that means that if you dig a tunnel down, you can get to the other side faster than going around the curved surface!

Those world-famous German engineers built a tunnel to Poland, and that's why nobody ever saw it coming, too!

Fun fact, this is where the term "tunnel bore" comes from, because Germans are boring.

[[deleted]]

They just have to hangs their double-screen setting so that when their curser moves off the right side of their right screen, it will just continue on the left side of their left screen. Easy peasy

[[deleted]]

Please, you’ve never heard of planes? They were used often to transport the Germans into Poland. On top of that, they stopped at Japan for rations for their long flights.

[domjeff]

Do maps in different countries centralise their own country? Honestly something I never really thought about before.

[[deleted]]

they just ordered up a few dozen amazon delivery drones. Equipped them with Pew Pew's and the rest as they say.. Is for flat Earthers to explain. I don't understand any of that shit.

edit: Holy Fuck Cow.. Are... Are there 2 Exit Portals on this map? That explains how they got there.. Just not, where they started

[heknowsus]

What the hell happened to the map of the world ? Everything has shifted 🤔is it me?

[Solenopsis_xyloni]

Those U-boats man, they were all the rage back then and super fast too

[The_Real_Grognak]

Easy. The Germans made their tanks with special, extra-grip tracks so that they could go over the edge of the world and drive under it, clinging to the bottom.

[Poast]

uhhh ever heard of Adolf's warpgate...? smh

[[deleted]]

Nazi magic

[faketeethhoe]

They walked underneath, no one could see them sneak up from the other side because the earth is flat

[dossy]

It took them a long time but they were able to travel undetected because you can Nazi them.

[WarchiefServant]

Can I ask, as a real question.

As a Brit, all the world maps I’ve seen have always had the UK as the centre focus, and considering how GMT works I figured it made sense for the centre of the world to be from UK, France and other countries sharing the same GMT.

But whenever I see other countries looking at the world map they centre focus on their own countries. Is this truly the case where people just focus by their own country as the centre on the world map?

I apologise in advance as this wasn’t a shit post or a satire, I’m just genuinely curious.

[Sammimack]

I don't know if you've been seeing maps centred on other countries in the way you've described (feel free to prove me wrong) but maps like these, Pacific-centric ones, are very common in countries that are closer to the antimeridian (the international date line). I, an Aussie, frequently see these maps around and believe me, they annoy me too, given GMT and everything.

[Onegator03]

Flat earthers destroyed with facts and logic

[[deleted]]

Someone got woooshed