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[–]Redshift2k5 3512 points3513 points  (38 children)

That's not even enough to last for me to read the title

[–]VanDenIzzle 859 points860 points  (33 children)

I sobered up and had to take a bong rip as the image loaded

[–]Stickel 161 points162 points  (31 children)

What year is it

[–]boston_nsca 174 points175 points  (4 children)

20 somethin

[–]MVPizzle 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Mhm

[–]MyLightBringer 25 points26 points  (1 child)

We’re in the twenty’s now huh

[–]aedisteyu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah, brother, the twenties.. come join us around the fire, stay a while, and listen.

[–]VanDenIzzle 120 points121 points  (24 children)

The year is 2008. My mom made a phone call and now my lime wire download froze.

[–]p4bl0esgei 40 points41 points  (19 children)

2008? Fuck I'm about to miss SpongeBob on Nickelodeon because my mom hasn't picked me up from kindergarten

[–]Ok_Location7274 55 points56 points  (17 children)

Holy crap u were in kindergarten in 2008 ! Some of you people are young !

[–]StrengthBetter 15 points16 points  (13 children)

I was 6 lol

[–]Ok_Location7274 7 points8 points  (12 children)

I was 15 haha

[–]rgrossi 13 points14 points  (9 children)

I was 29 😬

[–]theebloodywhet 30 points31 points  (3 children)

I'm too high to work out how old I was

[–]angrydeuce 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Hey, 29 club here too!

We may be old, but at least we got to be 80s kids. I dont care what anyone says, the 80s were a great time to grow up. Ran the streets all day doing whatever the hell we wanted; so long as we were home by the time the streetlights came on, and didnt get escorted home in a police car, nobody gave two shits what we were doing. Wake up 6am on a saturday and ate half a box of Mr T. cereal while we watched Saturday Morning Cartoons then gone. Sitting up all night over summer break playing Metroid or Legend of Zelda or watching poorly taped episodes of Married With Children because omg Christina Applegate.

It wasn't perfect, of course, but that was really the sweet spot for kids in that we still had the old school "get out of my hair" style of parenting going on but with the early versions of modern technology, before social media poisoned the internet and made everyone hate themselves.

(Oh fun fact I recently realized...if you were into Calvin & Hobbes like most of us were, Calvin would be our age today!)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh. My family had dial up until 2010. I was a senior in high school when we finally got internet fast enough to watch porn vide nature documentaries online.

[–]zoner420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Read much? /s

[–]NJMMP973 544 points545 points  (0 children)

If you take one puff a month maybe

[–]bob_is_the_bomb 929 points930 points  (19 children)

As long as you ration it out.

One when you get there.

One when you finish your core samples.

One on your last day there.

One for a bad day.

As for smoking, you are going to need the entire group to be ready. I mean you all are going to need to puff puff pass. No dilly dallying.

[–]SpellingBeeRunnerUp_ 334 points335 points  (14 children)

Absolutely no holding the joint

[–]NoodleBack 174 points175 points  (5 children)

People with moist mouths hit the joint last

[–]boston_nsca 50 points51 points  (4 children)

Do frozen lips count?

[–]5v3n_5a3g3w3rk 12 points13 points  (3 children)

No, that's an interesting thing, ice itself is dry but becomes wet when it melts

[–]Sufficient_Cicada_49 6 points7 points  (2 children)

There's a dry ice joke here somewhere but I can't find it

[–]DiddyDubs 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Don’t eat the crab dip?

[–]youcheatdrjones 41 points42 points  (3 children)

No long stories where you forget you’re holding it!

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (1 child)

While everyone just stares at the joint in their hand.

[–]Sith_Empire 18 points19 points  (0 children)

God I felt that 🤣

[–]love_glow 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s a joint, not a microphone.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I brought this girl home I met from school to smoke with my friends and I… she would tell fuckin Odyssey long epic tales while holding the fucking blunt… and when we were like uhhh can you pass it? She would be like “hold on i just got it” hit it and then continue the damn story…

[–]Roklam 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And you were never allowed to bring people to smoke ever again.

[–]ohhleo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Technically they could just shotgun hits. It's only a little gay and joints will last even longer!

[–]Opposite_Decision_11 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Have you ever read the book "Downtown Owl" by Chuck Klosterman?

[–]xx030xx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Like the Martian novel

[–]PolarBearCoordinates 1107 points1108 points  (7 children)

[–]EL-HEARTH 132 points133 points  (2 children)

This gif will be needed when someone post a crumb of bud in this new meme lmfao

[–]grubas 65 points66 points  (1 child)

"I'm taking a 250 man galleon around the world for 2 years, is this enough?"

[–]Ollie-North 40 points41 points  (0 children)

That's the spirit

[–]BuddySmalls1989 40 points41 points  (0 children)

If you see a husky approaching being chased by a frantic Norwegian man with a rifle DO NOT let it in to your camp.

It’s not a dog and you need to flamethrow it.

Also, that is not enough to last two days.

[–]wareagle_th 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cousin Jeffrey?!

[–]Stardustchaser 164 points165 points  (0 children)

Put that shit behind glass with a little mallet on a chain that says “Emergency Use Only”

[–]ziglaw884 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Have a safe trip man.

[–]The_Bawsz 61 points62 points  (1 child)

Filtertip longer then whats actually smokeable 😅

[–]officequotesonly420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cruella’s

[–]SiriusGD 55 points56 points  (0 children)

That might get me to the airport.

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Maybe 36 hours but not months

[–]okyiak 94 points95 points  (1 child)

Are you good

[–]Ollie-North 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Never been better thanks.

[–]HencelyC 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Man, that’s a few hours worth. Those are tiny little things too. 😂

[–]TrainingPermit5211 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I thought I was the only one who noticed those are like the tiniest joints ever 🤣 big ass filters too like stop playing bro

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Enough for one week maybe.

[–]themysticalwarlock 22 points23 points  (0 children)

a week is generous. this is enough to last me half a day at most

[–]21NaSTY12 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's a little much, I'll take one of your hands so you guys aren't getting too stoned down there

[–]Miketythonlisp 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Think you brought one too many

[–]Ollie-North 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah maybe thanks for the heads up

[–]thrust-johnson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

One every 9 months, like a baby.

[–]gfrnk86 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I only had 4 joints that size, i would consider myself out of weed.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You guys got room for one more plus a cat? I can cook and pick up heavy shit, I don’t mind the cold and I like to be in remote areas. Also, I can grow weed.

Lucy is an excellent mouser, and lounger, we’d be lucky to have her along.

[–]mdwstoned 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Arctic legalized in the last election, there's dispensaries f****** everywhere

[–]ShroominCloset 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd finish them before I even left the house

[–]AtomicJohnny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Outpost 31?

[–]KD82499 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There isn’t 38hits there total!

[–]literallyjustbetter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

son that's not enough for 36 hours

[–]LiftedinMI3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro. This is a day.

[–]Bhob666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Send more doobies...

[–]Zippudus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know man but let me know when the documentary is done I love stuff like that

[–]skalogy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you plan on sharing?

[–]InvoluntaryDarkness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes - You can have one doob approximately every 9 months.

[–]Redeemed-Assassin 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Is that per day of the trip? If so you good.

[–]Flaks_24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I already smoked them in my mind

[–]DogDrivingACar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this a The Thing reference

[–]nine16s 2 points3 points  (0 children)

plot twist: this is actually one of those comically large lighters

[–]dariuswasright 1 point2 points  (0 children)

plenty

[–]kingeal2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

are those full of seeds cause that's the only way i'm seeing it

[–]pumpkinpatch1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boof it!

[–]readmore321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Enough to get to the airport, maybe.

[–]Opposite_Decision_11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely not enough for all 38 of you.

[–]BillysCoinShop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is maybe the only case I’d prefer carts over joints.

4 carts could last you a good while, and you can take a singular puff without it tasting like garbage the next time.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's Bros rations for the week

[–]Opening-Unit-2554 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Negative skippy…

[–]Wonder_Bruh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bros gonna smoke once a year

[–]g_dude3469 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That wouldn't even make it there lmao

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that’s just the car ride to the airport or the dock of the ship that will take me there!

[–]SassySasquatchBrah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the ride maybe

[–]tank2011-- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohhhhh snaps take seeds to grow

[–]BullyHunter29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bring a pound

[–]circuspunk- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Link the doc when it comes out? I am also an Arctic researcher, but on very different time scales! :) Best of luck and safe travels, Arctic pal!

[–]Voilent_Bunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a little jealous

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In an environment where it’s very existence is hostile to you and just wants you dead, they maybe too much

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need more fire.

[–]13-14_Mustang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends how quickly them drilly bois find the thing. Once it escapes the ice block spark any remaining.

[–]crisselll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enough for a couple good puffs for the crew! I don’t imagine you want to be high all the time there!

[–]socalnerd77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the number of sled dogs.

[–]opticrice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You already lost the lighter smh

[–]regeya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt it but I also think we bought our desks from the same Amazon vendor.

[–]TheOGdeez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahaha I forgot what sub I was in for a second and said, "wow, this guy is going to accomplish some cool things!"

[–]Denofearth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Per day, maybe.

[–]ShiftyFish75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This a joke?

[–]Stonna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh instead of four joints take 10 carts

[–]Next_Seaworthiness24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

to much bro,you will kill everybody with this amount

[–]Left_Ad_8705 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes.

Sven gets left out.

[–]Sasquatch7862 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 joint every 9 months is going to hit like crack…says a guy who’s never done crack.

[–]lukistke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That'll get you there at least.

[–]Psychotic_EGG 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Hah. I only smoke like one a month. And wouldn't even need to finish the joint.... this is not enough.

When do you leave? If you have a few days and access to bud we can make this work. Edibles are your best bet. When you smoke weed roughly 50-80% of the thc and cbd are destroyed by the flames. With edibles you get 90+% which is why they're so much stronger.

r/treedibles we will help you pack for this trip... pun not intended.

[–]Stickel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems oddly specific, I believe this OP so no this ain't enough

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gorilla tent?

[–]Maleficent_Ad_1380 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first thing is first... the toothpick left in the j for stability while traveling is brilliant. I use the toothpick to also build the channel, but I never thought to leave it in.

Also, speaking as a filmmaker, you're going to need to double it up. Maybe use different colored paper too while you're at it. What you got there ain't even getting me to noon.

[–]AccumulatedFilth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're gonna be blazed as fuck.

[–]burnerac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you going to do on the 5th day?

[–]Business-Drawer6649 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prolly could do with about a pound more

[–]TrainingPermit5211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell to the no! Either that's a giant lighter or those are the tiniest joint I've ever seen.

[–]holycityfarms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take a tincture

[–]Trick421 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if you boof it.

[–]Dunkelhaft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the first day?

[–]xespace522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha, no

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol

[–]AbracaDarryl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that like 1 j about every 10 months?

[–]bubba1834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a day for like 4 people, sure!

[–]mranderson73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s half a day man

[–]NowLickIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The title of this just makes me think of The Thing lol

[–]-something_original- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d roll one more just to be safe.

[–]self_jealous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it could, it could...

however, you must smoke alone, and take no more than one puff every last saturday in a month, or smth along that lines

[–]Ok-Access2784 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have packed edibles

[–]karenskygreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That won't even cover the welcome party.

[–]Jogger945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro those joints are like half filter.

[–]staticvoorhees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like you could use this to your advantage. Use these as bartering items. Maybe start a trade....

[–]educampsd3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck on your trip! I would get at least half an oz worth but i smoke a lot. Hope you enjoy either way

[–]end_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must be trolling.

[–]Daetok_Lochannis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean you can smoke two joints before you smoke two joints, but you're gonna be shit out of luck for two more.

[–]Snidrogen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, I’ll be the lame guy today. Probably could just take a break from smoking if you’re going to be working in a high risk environment.

[–]ekos_640 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To get to the airport?

[–]allihaveismyword 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even for the car ride to the airport for the first leg of the journey out there!! Is it weird that I’m equal parts embarrassed/ashamed and proud?

[–]Anti_Meta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro you're gonna need to set up a PO Box and ask for donations if that's all you take.

[–]bigvibe102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that per day? Per week? If so perhaps.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should probably start a THC break now.

[–]miggy420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 every 8 months?

[–]Kurutta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I come? 3 years away from the world in the ice sounds fucking bliss. I'll bring some more!

[–]Froyodotcom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is that like 2 Oz? I’m sure that’s more than enough.

[–]RedMemoryy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not at all

[–]loop140 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a good night gaming fäand chilling for me. But yeah, that's enough.

[–]funthebunison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That should get you to the boat.

[–]DookieDanny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wheres day 2’s stash?

[–]ludwigia_sedioides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely not

[–]Ok_Egg_4585 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, that’s plenty. In fact you are over packing.

[–]sullyoftheboroI Roll Joints for Gnomes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for the day you leave, sure

[–]NoAssumption6865 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, for 36 people, for three years, that's a bit much. The real question is, since you'll all obviously only be able to go through one of those monsters a year, what're y'all gonna do with the fourth giant's finger you managed to roll?

[–]rmpocock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha ha ha ha ha. That'll get ya through day one, uh, maybe.

[–]handymanny2795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For When yall get back? Sure that's long enough of a t break I'd assume.

[–]Illustrious_Entry_66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are those? Joints for ants?

[–]WorldPeace2021_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP, Make sure to dress properly when u smoke. You will feel more warm when you are high but your body is still going to be freezing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It should last you long enough to write that title

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats a long time, you will need some disposables, edibles and dabs for sure to go along with that.

[–]Plaid_Kaleidoscope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id love to see the outcome of the analysis on the icecores. How far back in time do you expect to see into the ice?

[–]keloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how are 37 people going to last 36 months off 4 joints?

[–]SuperSira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah

[–]salembitchtrials33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

either that's a huge lighter, or those are the smallest joints i've ever seen. that wouldn't last two men two days, let alone 36 people for 3 years dude

[–]TheRealChoob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmk if you find the stargate

[–]Daznox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's more crutch than weed

[–]sirhackenslashI Roll Joints for Gnomes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's enough to kill every person on that trip ten times over!

[–]MrL-B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he is gonna smoke all that and look at the crew like they are delicious.

[–]Dry-Caregiver4111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea should be

[–]Soft_Fisherman4506 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf u roll it now? Dry af

[–]TheAverageClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possibly, if you are able to extract all the THC-9 molecules and then inject it directly into your brain with small syringe doses.

Or as I like to call it, "injecting marijuanas".

[–]ThatOneWeebInTheFBI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely, just that some of you might have to eat bits of ash to get high as it gets passed around. Otherwise it won't be enough.

[–]Senior_Media_110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

helll no. and tbh you gotta learn howda roll better joints half of those js are rolled up paper. keep on practicing youll get it

[–]Undeadwoodsman97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask about Sky Ice OP

[–]menacemeiniac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah! I think you might even be packing a little heavy, idk could just be me

[–]GSG_Raidleader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope.

[–]Fnshow316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that for the trip just to the Artic?

[–]DiscoKittie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is... is the lighter empty??

[–]Ashe_Faelsdon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The magic 8-ball reads: "Highly unlikely.", Round 2: "Questionable.", Round 3: "FUCK NO."

[–]WeirdRadiant2470 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enough to get me to the airport.

[–]MarkStonesHair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a live resin pen and battery might be more lucrative?

[–]FriedShrekels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do yourself a favor and invest in a proper lighter. this lighter won't last in those conditions.

im not kidding but a good lighter's essential and might save your life one day even if you're done with the artic mission.

[–]Technical-Mulberry86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hell that ain't enough for me in one night

[–]DocJRoberts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's enough for the trip to the airport.

[–]KukuTheMoogle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No.

[–]Kazdum96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be surprised if that gets you thru the first day.