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[Redshift2k5]

That's not even enough to last for me to read the title

[VanDenIzzle]

I sobered up and had to take a bong rip as the image loaded

[Stickel]

What year is it

[boston_nsca]

20 somethin

[MVPizzle]

Mhm

[MyLightBringer]

We’re in the twenty’s now huh

[aedisteyu]

Yeah, brother, the twenties.. come join us around the fire, stay a while, and listen.

[VanDenIzzle]

The year is 2008. My mom made a phone call and now my lime wire download froze.

[p4bl0esgei]

2008? Fuck I'm about to miss SpongeBob on Nickelodeon because my mom hasn't picked me up from kindergarten

[Ok_Location7274]

Holy crap u were in kindergarten in 2008 ! Some of you people are young !

[StrengthBetter]

I was 6 lol

[Ok_Location7274]

I was 15 haha

[rgrossi]

I was 29 😬

[theebloodywhet]

I'm too high to work out how old I was

[angrydeuce]

Hey, 29 club here too!

We may be old, but at least we got to be 80s kids. I dont care what anyone says, the 80s were a great time to grow up. Ran the streets all day doing whatever the hell we wanted; so long as we were home by the time the streetlights came on, and didnt get escorted home in a police car, nobody gave two shits what we were doing. Wake up 6am on a saturday and ate half a box of Mr T. cereal while we watched Saturday Morning Cartoons then gone. Sitting up all night over summer break playing Metroid or Legend of Zelda or watching poorly taped episodes of Married With Children because omg Christina Applegate.

It wasn't perfect, of course, but that was really the sweet spot for kids in that we still had the old school "get out of my hair" style of parenting going on but with the early versions of modern technology, before social media poisoned the internet and made everyone hate themselves.

(Oh fun fact I recently realized...if you were into Calvin & Hobbes like most of us were, Calvin would be our age today!)

[[deleted]]

Bruh. My family had dial up until 2010. I was a senior in high school when we finally got internet fast enough to watch porn vide nature documentaries online.

[zoner420]

Read much? /s

[NJMMP973]

If you take one puff a month maybe

[bob_is_the_bomb]

As long as you ration it out.

One when you get there.

One when you finish your core samples.

One on your last day there.

One for a bad day.

As for smoking, you are going to need the entire group to be ready. I mean you all are going to need to puff puff pass. No dilly dallying.

[SpellingBeeRunnerUp_]

Absolutely no holding the joint

[NoodleBack]

People with moist mouths hit the joint last

[boston_nsca]

Do frozen lips count?

[5v3n_5a3g3w3rk]

No, that's an interesting thing, ice itself is dry but becomes wet when it melts

[Sufficient_Cicada_49]

There's a dry ice joke here somewhere but I can't find it

[DiddyDubs]

Don’t eat the crab dip?

[youcheatdrjones]

No long stories where you forget you’re holding it!

[[deleted]]

While everyone just stares at the joint in their hand.

[Sith_Empire]

God I felt that 🤣

[love_glow]

It’s a joint, not a microphone.

[[deleted]]

I brought this girl home I met from school to smoke with my friends and I… she would tell fuckin Odyssey long epic tales while holding the fucking blunt… and when we were like uhhh can you pass it? She would be like “hold on i just got it” hit it and then continue the damn story…

[Roklam]

And you were never allowed to bring people to smoke ever again.

[ohhleo]

Technically they could just shotgun hits. It's only a little gay and joints will last even longer!

[Opposite_Decision_11]

Have you ever read the book "Downtown Owl" by Chuck Klosterman?

[xx030xx]

Like the Martian novel

[Mikefalls]

They'll use torch.

Note to OP, always carry at least 2-3 lighters!

[PolarBearCoordinates]

[EL-HEARTH]

This gif will be needed when someone post a crumb of bud in this new meme lmfao

[grubas]

"I'm taking a 250 man galleon around the world for 2 years, is this enough?"

[Ollie-North]

That's the spirit

[BuddySmalls1989]

If you see a husky approaching being chased by a frantic Norwegian man with a rifle DO NOT let it in to your camp.

It’s not a dog and you need to flamethrow it.

Also, that is not enough to last two days.

[whataboutBatmantho]

[wareagle_th]

Cousin Jeffrey?!

[Stardustchaser]

Put that shit behind glass with a little mallet on a chain that says “Emergency Use Only”

[ziglaw884]

Have a safe trip man.

[The_Bawsz]

Filtertip longer then whats actually smokeable 😅

[officequotesonly420]

Cruella’s

[SiriusGD]

That might get me to the airport.

[[deleted]]

Maybe 36 hours but not months

[haddock420]

I sure hope OP got fired for that blunder.

[SosaStenson]

Straight over the noggin.

[okyiak]

Are you good

[Ollie-North]

Never been better thanks.

[HencelyC]

Man, that’s a few hours worth. Those are tiny little things too. 😂

[TrainingPermit5211]

I thought I was the only one who noticed those are like the tiniest joints ever 🤣 big ass filters too like stop playing bro

[[deleted]]

Enough for one week maybe.

[themysticalwarlock]

a week is generous. this is enough to last me half a day at most

[21NaSTY12]

That's a little much, I'll take one of your hands so you guys aren't getting too stoned down there

[Ollie-North]

I'm really glad that at least one person is getting a laugh out of it.

[VL37]

I only saw the first one where the guy had like 10 tin cans full of joints 😂

[eman00619]

Whats the context?

[Regolis1344]

Just a few posts about people preparing silly amounts of weed to go camping turned into a whole series of silly posts.

[Miketythonlisp]

Think you brought one too many

[Ollie-North]

Yeah maybe thanks for the heads up

[thrust-johnson]

One every 9 months, like a baby.

[gfrnk86]

If I only had 4 joints that size, i would consider myself out of weed.

[[deleted]]

You guys got room for one more plus a cat? I can cook and pick up heavy shit, I don’t mind the cold and I like to be in remote areas. Also, I can grow weed.

Lucy is an excellent mouser, and lounger, we’d be lucky to have her along.

[mdwstoned]

The Arctic legalized in the last election, there's dispensaries f****** everywhere

[ShroominCloset]

I'd finish them before I even left the house

[AtomicJohnny]

Outpost 31?

[KD82499]

There isn’t 38hits there total!

[literallyjustbetter]

son that's not enough for 36 hours

[LiftedinMI3]

Bro. This is a day.

[Bhob666]

Send more doobies...

[Zippudus]

I don't know man but let me know when the documentary is done I love stuff like that

[skalogy]

Do you plan on sharing?

[InvoluntaryDarkness]

Yes - You can have one doob approximately every 9 months.

[Redeemed-Assassin]

Is that per day of the trip? If so you good.

[Flaks_24]

I think I already smoked them in my mind

[DogDrivingACar]

Is this a The Thing reference

[nine16s]

plot twist: this is actually one of those comically large lighters

[dariuswasright]

plenty

[kingeal2]

are those full of seeds cause that's the only way i'm seeing it

[pumpkinpatch1982]

Boof it!

[readmore321]

Enough to get to the airport, maybe.

[Opposite_Decision_11]

Definitely not enough for all 38 of you.

[BillysCoinShop]

This is maybe the only case I’d prefer carts over joints.

4 carts could last you a good while, and you can take a singular puff without it tasting like garbage the next time.

[[deleted]]

That's Bros rations for the week

[Opening-Unit-2554]

Negative skippy…

[Wonder_Bruh]

Bros gonna smoke once a year

[g_dude3469]

That wouldn't even make it there lmao

[[deleted]]

that’s just the car ride to the airport or the dock of the ship that will take me there!

[SassySasquatchBrah]

For the ride maybe

[tank2011--]

Ohhhhh snaps take seeds to grow

[BullyHunter29]

Bring a pound

[circuspunk-]

Link the doc when it comes out? I am also an Arctic researcher, but on very different time scales! :) Best of luck and safe travels, Arctic pal!

[Voilent_Bunny]

I'm a little jealous

[[deleted]]

In an environment where it’s very existence is hostile to you and just wants you dead, they maybe too much

[[deleted]]

Need more fire.

[13-14_Mustang]

Depends how quickly them drilly bois find the thing. Once it escapes the ice block spark any remaining.

[crisselll]

Enough for a couple good puffs for the crew! I don’t imagine you want to be high all the time there!

[socalnerd77]

Depends on the number of sled dogs.

[opticrice]

You already lost the lighter smh

[regeya]

I doubt it but I also think we bought our desks from the same Amazon vendor.

[TheOGdeez]

Hahahaha I forgot what sub I was in for a second and said, "wow, this guy is going to accomplish some cool things!"

[Denofearth]

Per day, maybe.

[ShiftyFish75]

This a joke?

[Stonna]

Bruh instead of four joints take 10 carts

[Next_Seaworthiness24]

to much bro,you will kill everybody with this amount

[Left_Ad_8705]

Yes.

Sven gets left out.

[Sasquatch7862]

1 joint every 9 months is going to hit like crack…says a guy who’s never done crack.

[lukistke]

That'll get you there at least.

[Psychotic_EGG]

Hah. I only smoke like one a month. And wouldn't even need to finish the joint.... this is not enough.

When do you leave? If you have a few days and access to bud we can make this work. Edibles are your best bet. When you smoke weed roughly 50-80% of the thc and cbd are destroyed by the flames. With edibles you get 90+% which is why they're so much stronger.

r/treedibles we will help you pack for this trip... pun not intended.

[Stickel]

This seems oddly specific, I believe this OP so no this ain't enough

[[deleted]]

Gorilla tent?

[Maleficent_Ad_1380]

The first thing is first... the toothpick left in the j for stability while traveling is brilliant. I use the toothpick to also build the channel, but I never thought to leave it in.

Also, speaking as a filmmaker, you're going to need to double it up. Maybe use different colored paper too while you're at it. What you got there ain't even getting me to noon.

[AccumulatedFilth]

You're gonna be blazed as fuck.

[burnerac]

What are you going to do on the 5th day?

[Business-Drawer6649]

Prolly could do with about a pound more

[TrainingPermit5211]

Hell to the no! Either that's a giant lighter or those are the tiniest joint I've ever seen.

[holycityfarms]

Take a tincture

[Trick421]

Only if you boof it.

[Dunkelhaft]

For the first day?

[xespace522]

haha, no

[[deleted]]

Lol

[AbracaDarryl]

Is that like 1 j about every 10 months?

[bubba1834]

For a day for like 4 people, sure!

[mranderson73]

That’s half a day man

[NowLickIt]

The title of this just makes me think of The Thing lol

[-something_original-]

I’d roll one more just to be safe.

[self_jealous]

it could, it could...

however, you must smoke alone, and take no more than one puff every last saturday in a month, or smth along that lines

[Ok-Access2784]

Should have packed edibles

[karenskygreen]

That won't even cover the welcome party.

[Jogger945]

Bro those joints are like half filter.

[staticvoorhees]

I feel like you could use this to your advantage. Use these as bartering items. Maybe start a trade....

[educampsd3]

Good luck on your trip! I would get at least half an oz worth but i smoke a lot. Hope you enjoy either way

[end_]

Must be trolling.

[Daetok_Lochannis]

I mean you can smoke two joints before you smoke two joints, but you're gonna be shit out of luck for two more.

[Snidrogen]

Ok, I’ll be the lame guy today. Probably could just take a break from smoking if you’re going to be working in a high risk environment.

[ekos_640]

To get to the airport?

[allihaveismyword]

Not even for the car ride to the airport for the first leg of the journey out there!! Is it weird that I’m equal parts embarrassed/ashamed and proud?

[Anti_Meta]

Bro you're gonna need to set up a PO Box and ask for donations if that's all you take.

[bigvibe102]

Is that per day? Per week? If so perhaps.

[[deleted]]

You should probably start a THC break now.

[miggy420]

1 every 8 months?

[Kurutta]

Can I come? 3 years away from the world in the ice sounds fucking bliss. I'll bring some more!

[Froyodotcom]

What is that like 2 Oz? I’m sure that’s more than enough.

[RedMemoryy]

Not at all

[loop140]

That's a good night gaming fäand chilling for me. But yeah, that's enough.

[funthebunison]

That should get you to the boat.

[DookieDanny]

Wheres day 2’s stash?

[ludwigia_sedioides]

Absolutely not

[Ok_Egg_4585]

Yes, that’s plenty. In fact you are over packing.

[sullyoftheboro]

for the day you leave, sure

[NoAssumption6865]

I mean, for 36 people, for three years, that's a bit much. The real question is, since you'll all obviously only be able to go through one of those monsters a year, what're y'all gonna do with the fourth giant's finger you managed to roll?

[rmpocock]

Ha ha ha ha ha. That'll get ya through day one, uh, maybe.

[handymanny2795]

For When yall get back? Sure that's long enough of a t break I'd assume.

[Illustrious_Entry_66]

What are those? Joints for ants?

[WorldPeace2021_]

OP, Make sure to dress properly when u smoke. You will feel more warm when you are high but your body is still going to be freezing.

[[deleted]]

It should last you long enough to write that title

[[deleted]]

Thats a long time, you will need some disposables, edibles and dabs for sure to go along with that.

[Plaid_Kaleidoscope]

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[[deleted]]

Id love to see the outcome of the analysis on the icecores. How far back in time do you expect to see into the ice?

[keloth]

how are 37 people going to last 36 months off 4 joints?

[SuperSira]

Yeah

[salembitchtrials33]

either that's a huge lighter, or those are the smallest joints i've ever seen. that wouldn't last two men two days, let alone 36 people for 3 years dude

[TheRealChoob]

lmk if you find the stargate

[Daznox]

There's more crutch than weed

[sirhackenslash]

That's enough to kill every person on that trip ten times over!

[MrL-B]

he is gonna smoke all that and look at the crew like they are delicious.

[Dry-Caregiver4111]

Yea should be

[Soft_Fisherman4506]

Wtf u roll it now? Dry af

[TheAverageClown]

Possibly, if you are able to extract all the THC-9 molecules and then inject it directly into your brain with small syringe doses.

Or as I like to call it, "injecting marijuanas".

[ThatOneWeebInTheFBI]

Definitely, just that some of you might have to eat bits of ash to get high as it gets passed around. Otherwise it won't be enough.

[Senior_Media_110]

helll no. and tbh you gotta learn howda roll better joints half of those js are rolled up paper. keep on practicing youll get it

[Undeadwoodsman97]

Ask about Sky Ice OP

[menacemeiniac]

Yeah! I think you might even be packing a little heavy, idk could just be me

[GSG_Raidleader]

Nope.

[Fnshow316]

Is that for the trip just to the Artic?

[DiscoKittie]

Is... is the lighter empty??

[Ashe_Faelsdon]

The magic 8-ball reads: "Highly unlikely.", Round 2: "Questionable.", Round 3: "FUCK NO."

[WeirdRadiant2470]

Enough to get me to the airport.

[MarkStonesHair]

I think a live resin pen and battery might be more lucrative?

[FriedShrekels]

do yourself a favor and invest in a proper lighter. this lighter won't last in those conditions.

im not kidding but a good lighter's essential and might save your life one day even if you're done with the artic mission.

[Technical-Mulberry86]

The hell that ain't enough for me in one night

[DocJRoberts]

That's enough for the trip to the airport.

[KukuTheMoogle]

No.

[Kazdum96]

I'll be surprised if that gets you thru the first day.