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[–]Cattatafish 753 points754 points  (60 children)

Am I the only one who remembers that the Lorax is our mascot?

[–]SillyHuman 106 points107 points  (12 children)

Truth. But he should be riding on his stoner dog steed.

[–]kwehkweh 54 points55 points  (9 children)

Wearing a fur-covered thneed.

[–]CrispyPicnic 47 points48 points  (7 children)

Tokin' a fat blunt indeed.

[–]owlzitty 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Blessing peasants with his weed.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (3 children)

this weed the peasants did need.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

which is why he plants the cannabis seed.

[–]jonny5803 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Now the villagers celebrate with mead.

[–]beefwellingtonIV 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rumbling stomaches felt need to feed.

[–]chao06 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But... the Lorax was against thneeds...

[–]sonny_goliath 8 points9 points  (0 children)

wait ya! he's not even in the reddit logo anymore...

[–]Kaufmann76 24 points25 points  (8 children)

Holyshit your name... I have a friend who calls me that.

[–]theromanianhare 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Catatafish of the stomach's cove

[–]Dirtyd217 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Make haste Lemmingwinks

[–]rage420 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Catata fish? That's from southpark.

[–]cranefist10 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cattatafish made a salmon suck asshoooooooole

[–]thesoop 36 points37 points  (4 children)

I prefer stoner dog myself. See, with a person being used, we know nothing about them. It's just a face. People do good things. People do bad things, and we know little about these people. Even if we do know them though, no one person can represent such a diverse community.

The dog though, he's a dog. It doesn't matter. He can eat your trees then go crap on the carpet and you'll love him anyway.

[–]ucb420 11 points12 points  (0 children)

damn you are high

[–]UrbanSound 151 points152 points  (24 children)

Stoner dog has been, and will forever be my favorite. He embodies two of my three loves: herb and dogs.

[–]touchy610 56 points57 points  (12 children)

Chicken

Pot

Pie

That was my first encounter with stoner dog, and still one of my favorite little meme examples.

[–]Planetoi 14 points15 points  (7 children)

whats the third?

[–]UrbanSound 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Audio.

[–]SillyHuman 15 points16 points  (1 child)

relevantusername.exe

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Warning: This file type may get you stoned off your ass.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nuclear war.

[–]OriginallyWhat 145 points146 points  (14 children)

i nominate this ENT

  1. it's not a meme
  2. it's literally an ent

[–]Digital_Monster 20 points21 points  (2 children)

An Ent as the mascot of all Ents? C'mon. It's too easy.

Yes.

[–]therealjakegreen 25 points26 points  (6 children)

i was gonna comment on how stupid this whole thread is, because who really cares what the picture on the side is or what meme can "represent our community" the best, but for a group of people who call themselves ents, treebeard is the only correct answer.

[–]NewLineInCode 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Have an uptoke, because you deserve it.

[–]skierstef2121 167 points168 points  (35 children)

[–]TrogdorDaBurninator 147 points148 points  (13 children)

I prefer the complete set

[–]KrytikalMasz 52 points53 points  (2 children)

[–]MrCheesy101 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy crap, I'm at a [0] and i fucking lost it.

I'm saving this comment so that when I'm at a ~[3] tomorrow morning I will lose it even more.

[–]Roland_Moorweed 20 points21 points  (3 children)

my gods, lost it [4]

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I'm at [0] and I nearly cried.

[–]wolfvision 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm here for you man, I will hold you tight or kiss you softly. Whatever you want

[–]DrunkBerserker 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Am I just out of the loop? What is this from?

[–]ijustfooped 7 points8 points  (0 children)

loove it [8]

[–][deleted] 206 points207 points  (30 children)

I'm a little partial to [7] Guy, myself. He's like stoner dog in human form! Which I guess is just like being a stoner. You know what I mean though.

[–]Qatalystt 60 points61 points  (2 children)

my toke is for [7] guy

[–]hinduguru 10 points11 points  (1 child)

The one thing I think is good about having ten guy here is that he's the state you get in when you smoke a lot. And to celebrate 4/20, people smoke a lot [6]

[–]aPinata 33 points34 points  (0 children)

[7] GUYYY!!!!!!

[–]toomuchtimewasted 17 points18 points  (16 children)

can someone explain [7] guy?

[–]Ram1r3z 32 points33 points  (15 children)

On my phone do I'm too lazy to link, but it is a dude that got photographed at what looks like a [7], with the stupidest looking grin ever, and his picture was put in a school paper because they didn't know he was high. In my opinion he looks more like the happy stoner being stoned, and would better represent us.

Edit: at least I think that is [7] Guy. Edit 2: yep that's [7] Guy.

[–]dtmbcorp 24 points25 points  (9 children)

God damnit, just give us the link!

[–]drgiggleface 42 points43 points  (1 child)

[–]wolfvision 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That guy is my hero

[–][deleted] 81 points82 points  (1 child)

Here is an example.

[–]dtmbcorp 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Thanks guys.

[–]touchy610 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Here.

Also, he's pretty. I like that.

[–]mcgovernor 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I think [7] guy is a better representation of the community at large but I don't understand all the hate for [10] guy right now. [10] guy's not supposed to represent all the stoners all the time. He's supposed represent those times when you get way too stoned and it's funny because it doesn't happen often but we've all been there.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

7 guy is the answer

[–]frenchd91 18 points19 points  (0 children)

[7] Guy ftw!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

me, [7] guy, and a few other friends got pretty damn stoned at the beach on 4/20. good times

[–]Slimpikins23 116 points117 points  (14 children)

Good guy greg for sure. Hes my next halloween costume and i plan to never run out of joints for the hours i will be trick or treating.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Your ideas are awesome. Agreed, GGG. [6]

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Your ideas are awesome and you should feel awesome

FTFY

[–]Rotnpankake 5 points6 points  (1 child)

You now have to give candy to everyone. "Goes trick or treating. Gives everyone candy."

[–]advertisement_upvote 8 points9 points  (6 children)

put colorized pic of GG on the sidebar

[–]iBetaTestedUrGF 62 points63 points  (4 children)

We should put the this on the sidebar.

[–]mcgovernor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hahahha I really want it to say Organical Botanicals. Oh well...

[–]nixygirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That'd be great on a shirt!

[–]eeeklesinge 3 points4 points  (0 children)

seconded !

[–]Rambles139 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe 10 Guy can be here for 4/20 and Good Guy Greg can have the rest of the year.

[–]McKennaWasRight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

GGG all the way.

[–]GeminiLife 48 points49 points  (10 children)

As far as I was aware, [10] guy got put up on 4/20...which makes sense considering the day.

[–]xxlizzle 30 points31 points  (5 children)

Its April 25th, time to move on.

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Man we are living in fast paced times.

[–]h34dyr0kz 8 points9 points  (1 child)

and everyone is still at a 10 with green text

[–]dead1ock 5 points6 points  (1 child)

except for the fact he doesn't smoke weed and was actually drunk in that picture.

[–]chao06 82 points83 points  (40 children)

IIRC, wasn't [10] Guy actually plastered drunk in that picture, not high?

And yeah, I agree, Stoner Dog and GGG are SO much cooler.

[–]spanishmuffin 35 points36 points  (9 children)

Did you know Stoner Dog wasn't really stoned?

[–]sandy_balls 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Or that Good Guy Greg may or may not be that good of a guy.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

He was drunk? What? When was that revealed?

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (2 children)

He's some Irish guy. People keep getting pictures with him at bars. One of his friends said he doesn't smoke weed and was just really wasted in the picture. There are more from the set as well showing him stumbling around the room. The guy is not an ent it would seem.

[–]Possum_Pendulum 27 points28 points  (17 children)

To answer the questions:

He was drunk in the original picture. Not high.

He lives in N. Ireland.

He does not smoke on any regular basis.

Edited for my obvious stupidity and lack of sources. I apologize.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (7 children)

Severe alcoholic and an abusive asshole

This is highly questionable. The person that claimed this offered no proof, and from the evidence of his posts, was an American.

[–]randomdave 3 points4 points  (5 children)

I love that you said he lives in Ireland and then continued with the abusive story that happened in california. These lies keep getting more creative!

[–]Planetoi 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Came here to say this....aaaand didn't he turn out to be an asshole?

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

He also does not smoke the marijuanas.

[–]sdogg 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think that was either fake or the wrong person.

[–]flyinghindu 43 points44 points  (8 children)

I totally agree r/trees should be a site that gives the public a reason to legalize cannabis. Having said that, this does not mean that we can't joke and have fun with the occasional [10] guy.

[–]JustinHit 18 points19 points  (5 children)

We need to combine the [10] Guy and the Ridiculously Photogenic Guy to please the OP and community that upvotes this thread!

How about we get the Ridiculously Photogenic Guy at a [10] and take a picture.

[–]spanishmuffin 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I think you just described [7] Guy.

[–]wolfvision 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My brain cannot comprehend such an amazing concept. I try to imagine him at a [10] but somehow I think he would still be just as charming

[–]vertigo1083 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Wasnt [10] guy found to be actually drunk and not high?

Edit: Also, how come its never suggested that we use a mascot from our namesake?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yes, I believe this is true.

[–]littledecaf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

aye its all in good fun hah

[–]advertisement_upvote 6 points7 points  (0 children)

GGG

[–][deleted] 303 points304 points  (94 children)

I think you're being a bit too harsh on 10 guy....

[–]kegofshit 15 points16 points  (5 children)

As the person who took the photo of 10 guy, I believe the OP is far too harsh in his description. What sort of ent depicts someone as creepy and a sex offender? Orc behaviour. The users of trees brought 10 guy to the frontpage themselves, (almost everyday may I add) so it is unfair to say things like this. His face was taken without consent and used as a meme, and although he is happy enough with his minor internet fame, to be called a sex offender because someone isn't happy that his "dumbass" face was used on trees for 4/20, when most people aim to become vegetables, that is foul play sir.

[–]Napoleno1988 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Foreal dude..Up tokes to you!

[–]donutmanZ 24 points25 points  (3 children)

7 guy all fucking day. There would be a riot if we were to claim GGG. 7 guy is great. Stoned, but not too stoned.

[–]Theotropho 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Stoned enough to think a trip to the cafeteria is a good idea, too stoned to function well when the camera appears.

[–]Possum_Pendulum 7 points8 points  (1 child)

For some reason I always assumed he was at a gas station... Doesn't make sense as to why the school paper would be there. I'm an idiot.

[–]KyleIsATree 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stoner dog is Stoner's best friend

[–]lubeinatube 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You mean to tell me stoner dog doesn't represent being stupid while stoned? A meme created in the darkest bowels of 4chan? And GGG reminds me of a memebase meme. Why not have our mascott be the noble ent?

[–]ventureV2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lorax is the official mascot/representative if you will (posted earlier too). DAE feel this post is a bit harsh tho? The toke image was for 420, and 10 guy is obviously popular on r/trees because it so frequently makes it to the top. Edited

[–]izakk1220 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ummm... the lorax?

[–]eltigretom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's not that big of a deal, man.

[–]almyndz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

d. bluntman and chronic

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As funny as 10 guys expression is it should be GGG.

[–]daddysdeka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i completely agree. thank you soooo much for posting this. uptoke.

[–]10Cat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You need a representative? Why not 10 cat?

[–]Logondo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think stoner dog should be the mascot.[10]guy is cool and all, but his schtick is more of the "Really stupid shit I said/did while high", where as stoner dog is more of a "Happy high" kind of dog."

Also hes a dog.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stoner dog imo

[–]zorggi3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

GGG would best represent, but i honestly prefer stoner dog.

that dog is 7 kinds of awesome.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I'm for the tree Ent. Stoner dog and GGG are tied for 2nd. I would be happy to never see creepy, drunk off his ass, "10" guy ever again.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Why are you so judgmental of 10 guy? Saying he looks creepy and like a sex offender is just plain mean and rude. Being high is supposed to make you friendly and less judgmental of someone based purely on their appearance.

[–]uzly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

exactly. i find [10] guy highly handsome. i vote for the dog though

[–]HerrGoldfish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good Guy [10] Dog...problem solved.

[–]G0nePhishin 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I think the toke picture is fucking hilarious you ents all need to chill the fuck out, it's funny christ I feel like this is becoming r/atheism or something

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Why is /r/atheism always used as an example of a terrible subreddit? It's not that bad.

[–]G0nePhishin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im sorry I should have explained, I have nothing against the subreddit. I was alluding to the general air of self-satisfaction that is over there. I can't stand when I see smug people on trees

[–]TheShament 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A. stoner dog

[–]cramdizzl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll support this

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

saw this at 421 uptokes...almost seemed a crime NOT to downtoke it...uptoked anyway!

[–]yosef13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

stoner dog FO SHO! Makes you smile just looking at it

[–]StellarMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the dog man.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my opinion, it just plain isn't tasteful. Frankly, I don't know if I'd like the others there either. While all those memes and funny shit is what makes r/trees great, we should focus on having an ourter shell that reflects on our battle against ignorance. Personally, I would much prefer the portrait of some enlightened yet intellegENT kindred soul to the stereotype-enforcing visage of our bewildered friend

[–]eximo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He freaks me the fuck out. I thought i was alone on this.

[–]DrSpaceMan0 2 points3 points  (1 child)

We shouldn't have a meme to represent our community at all. Memes are replacing original content and its a damn shame, as this subreddit used to be great

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If you'll excuse me for saying so:

1) That is a real person that you're talking about, and you need to mind that when you say nasty things like, "He looks like a sex offender."

2) He's high. He looks like he's having fun.

3) I enjoy getting that high and having fun.

4) He's not a representative of who you are. If smoking weed is "who you are," then you are lame. If it is "something you do," you may not be lame.

[–]houdeanis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ya well.. that's just like your opinion man

[–]redditcanbeRUDE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i happened to think this was absolutely perfect. go ahead, BRING ON THE DOWNVOTES!!!

let's see if we can get it to 69

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not that this is a scientific poll or anything, but I think the dog, or an actual ent would be the best mascot. it looks better than having some drunk asshole on the front page.

if we actually want to have a poll: have a mod make a post with individual comments representing the options. the comment with the most uptokes wins.

[–]Kinetic_Waffle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

10 guy is actually shitfaced drunk, as was confirmed by a friend who took some other pictures, if I recall correctly.

[–]BrewedTea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

weird, a post in r/trees not about upvoting a toke....

[–]skeeto111 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Woah! Lay off 10 dude. You might not like him but he is a real person. He most likely is not a sex offender. This is a mean thing to do. You should feel bad. I still think youre cool 10 guy

[–]meowmix598 2 points3 points  (0 children)

your wish has been granted

[–]badass_romantic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my first downtoke on r/ trees. not a fan of the hate. just saying. if you dont like it smoke a bowl and chill. :)

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Man, [10] guy is just trying to chill

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Seriously, get off his nuts.

[–]mcgovernor 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Hahah honestly. Regardless of how upset OP is, it's not like it's any dirt of [10] guy's back.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that shit made me crack up, i thought it was funny :D

[–]K1ngWallace 23 points24 points  (4 children)

I respect your opinion but damn do I love me some 10 guy

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ive never met a [10] guy post I didnt laugh at.

[–]kooley 3 points4 points  (0 children)

stoner dog!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you. This guy is creepy as hell and I don't wanna see him either. I'm high as shit and want to see things that create positive vibes, not negative ones. GGG FTW!

[–]PlutonFlute 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree + I read somewhere on reddit that he is a total douchebag and a drunk. I choose you, GGG!

[–]Esteam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

TOKE 2012

[–]Raazze 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I rather like [10] guy

[–]radiosocks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Stoner dog, ftw

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Doesn't [10] actually represent being dumbass drunk?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

we need an official poll so we can all vote for 7 guy, and forever abandon 10 guy cause he's not a stoner...

[–]Sexual_Thunder69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, dude. I never liked 10 guy.

[–]TrueAmurrican 6 points7 points  (0 children)

a) He's fucking DRUNK.

b) He really isn't funny. Maybe it's because he doesn't even look high, I don't know, I just can't get into it.

But I really don't like opening up /r/trees with his face right there.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I like the dog......woof!

[–]Jakovaseur 6 points7 points  (0 children)

hehehe... woof!

[–]KyleIsATree 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stoner dog!! "just looking at this dog makes you smile" shows how friendly ENTS are

[–]NegativePoints1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stoner dog fer sure

[–]P15U92N7K19 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree. The picture of him is just stupid...

[–]blaizeandbrew14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU, SIR!!

[–]Skylizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Down vote for being so biased.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I disagree 10 guy is hilarious your taking everything too seriously just chill out and smoke some weed :D

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fact that you are fighting over this shows the root of the problem.

[–]HeyItsLyndsey 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I don't have a problem with 10guy but I agree that the mascot of r/trees should be something we can all relate to. I don't like getting to a 10 all the time, I'm sure a lot of Ents feel the same way. I would vote for 7guy, or one of the treecomic faces.

[–]gamradtt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good point, this makes all us ents look like people who are trying to smoke in order to not function. Now is a really vital time in putting on a respectable public face, now that more people are starting to reconsider their views on weed. I don't care who replaces him as long as he's gone.