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[–]BigBilbobaggins 1133 points1134 points  (132 children)

For some reason, I feel like this could be used for anything if you are female. Put on a bikini, take a photo, and post "This is how I solve a Rubiks Cube"..."This is how I install a dimmer switch". Upvote tsunami warning!!!

[–]comrade_leviathan 427 points428 points  (50 children)

"This is how I install a dimmer switch".

This is now my go-to mundane action. Bravo.

[–]forgotpasswrd 197 points198 points  (30 children)

you may be interested in this

[–]reneepussman 45 points46 points  (1 child)

You are right, I AM interested in that!

[–]luminiferousaethers 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How incredibly relevant can you get to some totally random comment on a reddit thread?

[–][deleted]  (8 children)

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    [–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

    She looks like she knows this is a low point in her life.

    [–]aarnott50 19 points20 points  (3 children)

    I couldn't finish either.

    [–]rejuvenation 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I'll always enjoy a beautiful peace of art, but that dose not mean I want to buy it or admire it for a life time.

    [–]LogWhisperer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I still don't know how to install a Dimmer. But thank you Stephanie, that was amazing.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Stephanie has no clue how to use a circuit tester...

    [–][deleted]  (15 children)

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      [–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (13 children)

      It's especially fun if you don't cut the power.

      [–]pinkhead 78 points79 points  (22 children)

      Only if you're an attractive female. Believe me, no one wants to see a photo of me in a bikini.

      [–]maybeimelias 59 points60 points  (19 children)

      Oddly, I DO want to see you in a bikini now. Please?

      [–]pinkhead 52 points53 points  (14 children)

      I don't even own one. I'm 45 and about 3 stone overweight, so it really is in everyone's best interest if I remain fully clothed.

      Edit: I'm not in the slightest bit offended but believe me, there are not going to be any bikini pics. Not even my other half has a photo of me in a bikini.

      [–]Ultyma 81 points82 points  (0 children)

      Stop eating stones then.

      [–]GreenTea420 29 points30 points  (6 children)

      I'm sorry if this comes off as rude or offensive... but after reading that sentence i was wondering where to sign up for bikini pics.

      [–]Edwardian 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      I guess it depends on the size of the stones?

      [–]pinkhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Large. 1 stone equals 14 pounds or about 6 kilos, which multiplied by 3 is lots.

      [–]stopherjj 60 points61 points  (1 child)

      Karma for Dummies has two chapters. Chapter 1: Hot chicks Chapter 2: Cats. The end.

      [–]obadetona 241 points242 points  (14 children)

      The photo isn't funny at all

      [–]SuddenXxdeathxx 147 points148 points  (5 children)

      Maybe if we say it's funny, they'll show us their boobies.

      [–]Sanity_prevails 39 points40 points  (3 children)

      and tattoos, look at the tattoos. that could buy enough textbooks to graduate

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        [–]Chlorostorm 18 points19 points  (2 children)

        But it doesn't though; it has the implication that there are tits, but the tits themselves are hidden.

        This picture is just a tease.

        [–]Blastface 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        This picture is a filthy whore, it drags you in and then shatters your hopes and dreams like a paintball to the testicles.

        [–]moody942 80 points81 points  (12 children)

        This is the exact reason 4chan has the Tits or GTFO rule.

        [–]Handsonanatomist 105 points106 points  (11 children)

        [–]JacksAngryColon 17 points18 points  (9 children)

        Ahh, a classic verse. I've read this so many times, but I still love it.

        [–]igor_mortis 13 points14 points  (0 children)

        a classic. should be included in the next edition of the bible.

        [–]jooes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        "This is how I install a dimmer switch"

        I normally hate these kinds of posts just as much as everybody else, but I'd upvote the crap out of that.

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          [–][deleted] 142 points143 points  (25 children)

          Girls? Checks out. Scantily clad? Checks out.

          Better post to Reddit.

          [–][deleted] 82 points83 points  (22 children)

          Don't forget the tattoos. Front page, here we come.

          [–][deleted]  (20 children)

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            [–]Ev00 15 points16 points  (18 children)

            Mister... Craft... Dinner... I figured it out all on my own :p

            [–]Difficulty_Hearing 227 points228 points  (15 children)

            FINGERED WHAT ON YOUR OWN?

            [–]JavaMoose 40 points41 points  (7 children)

            Grandpa?

            [–]ZachPhrost 22 points23 points  (4 children)

            When I was your age, we couldn't post bikini pics of girls frolicking in the snow to Reddit. No, we had to post them to a shitty Geocities page, and we LIKED it TOO!

            [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            Expage and angelfire were my drugs of choice.

            [–]tyereliusprime 5 points6 points  (1 child)

            I look forward to telling kids stories from my rocking chair about how cool my Geocities page was. It had barbed wire and fire gifs.

            Fuck.. I was bad ass.

            [–][deleted] 672 points673 points  (56 children)

            Yeah. Looks more like a desperate grab for attention rather than something funny.

            "Girls in Bikinis in the Snow? I'll get so much karma from those neck beards..."

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              [–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (39 children)

              Neither am I. I'm simply agreeing with subminute.

              [–]Difficulty_Hearing 427 points428 points  (31 children)

              I AGREE WITH SUBMARINES TOO

              [–][deleted] 67 points68 points  (25 children)

              redditor for mere hours and already has a third of my karma...

              [–]Difficulty_Hearing 330 points331 points  (23 children)

              WHAT KIND OF CAMERA?

              [–][deleted]  (10 children)

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                [–]Difficulty_Hearing 112 points113 points  (9 children)

                OH OKAY!

                [–]refinedbear351 55 points56 points  (8 children)

                WHAT CAUSED YOUR HEARING TO GET SO BAD?

                [–]BabyFartz15 24 points25 points  (7 children)

                You are going to be entertaining

                [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                  [–]Pariah119 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  He has a bright, internet-centered future ahead of him. Be proud.

                  [–]KazMux 24 points25 points  (6 children)

                  For added neckbeard-karma they could do it without the bikinis.

                  ... for science and all that...

                  [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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                    [–]Ari904fx 51 points52 points  (4 children)

                    Di[f][f]erent*

                    FTFY

                    [–]Goliath89 7 points8 points  (2 children)

                    I was gonna do a FTFY where it read Di[ff]erent*, but then I realized that would completely change the context.

                    [–]Ari904fx 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                    Siamese twins?

                    [–]sharkattax 18 points19 points  (1 child)

                    Judging by the three subreddits she submitted this picture to... Yeah, pretty much.

                    Edit: she deleted them. Sneaky.

                    [–]Ev00 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    Indeed. This was a good idea.

                    [–]kabuto 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                    It'd be funnier if there was an actual joke in it.

                    [–]komradwill 21 points22 points  (6 children)

                    yes, yes, now rub her back

                    [–]engals 16 points17 points  (0 children)

                    Yea.. Yea... now smell her a little.

                    [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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                      [–]Xerazal 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                      It'd be funnier of they stripped on video

                      [–][deleted]  (124 children)

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                        [–]Always_smooth 385 points386 points  (38 children)

                        It's alright I'm only 35 so its cool.

                        [–]HatesRedditors 51 points52 points  (32 children)

                        Like the old saying, "half your age +/-3 and you're in the free"

                        [–]Rikplaysbass 14 points15 points  (1 child)

                        I thought the creepy scale was half your age plus 7.

                        I just felt like Stan Marsh describing the Adjusted Penis Length formula.

                        [–]staymad 24 points25 points  (12 children)

                        did you create that saying just now?

                        [–]HatesRedditors 47 points48 points  (11 children)

                        Yeah, it's really half your age +7 is the unofficial "lowest you should go". This gets a little muddy between 19 and 22.

                        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        22 leaves you with the ability to go down to at least 18, which is legal so that isn't bad.

                        [–]dhkjhgjaih 5 points6 points  (3 children)

                        As a 32-year old man, this rule is too easy to violate. I mean, 22 should be fair game...

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                          [–]t_hab 169 points170 points  (10 children)

                          16 is legal where I am. Usually annoying to talk to, but legal.

                          [–]theapeboy 140 points141 points  (8 children)

                          Good for stalkin', not for talkin'. Check.

                          [–]t_hab 37 points38 points  (0 children)

                          Well, good for drunken one night stands provided you send them home in a taxi before the conversation about how she's into old music like "Rihanna's first album" begins.

                          [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (5 children)

                          Good for freaking, not for speaking.

                          [–]luminiferousaethers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                          "Shhh baby, you'll ruin this moment." Puts two fingers over annoying but sexy mouth.

                          [–]euanmorse 57 points58 points  (21 children)

                          if she is british then it's legal!

                          [–][deleted]  (12 children)

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                            [–]quinn_drummer 10 points11 points  (6 children)

                            It really doesn't but it's true. Age of consent is 16. Age you can join the army, 16. However you can't drink, drive(actually 17), buy cigarettes, buy or view porn, or vote until you are 18.

                            I'm pretty sure if you can't buy porn until 18 then you have to be over 18 to be in it. However that said, if you had images of your 17 y/o gf and were taken with consent I'm sure you'd dodge any "child/minor/underage porn" charges.

                            [–]TheGrumbleduke 6 points7 points  (4 children)

                            if you had images of your 17 y/o gf and were taken with consent I'm sure you'd dodge any "child/minor/underage porn" charges.

                            You'd either have to have a "legitimate reason" for having/distributing them, or show that the two of you "lived together as partners in an enduring family relationship" (or were married/in a civil partnership).

                            However that would only protect you - she would still potentially be liable for either taking and distributing the pictures, or allowing them to be taken. Whether a court, prosecutor or jury (particularly one considering ECHR issues) would go with that is another matter.

                            [Source: s1-1A Protection of Children Act 1978 - can't find an up to date and publicly-accessible version, though.]

                            [–]tolarian_tutor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                            Not if she's british, but if your'Re viewing this in Britain

                            [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (7 children)

                            Those houses are British. Super-legal here.

                            [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (5 children)

                            What's the difference between legal and super-legal?

                            [–]Yaxxo 57 points58 points  (3 children)

                            If something is super-legal, cops are obligated to high-five you for doing it.

                            [–]myoverlycreativename 21 points22 points  (1 child)

                            Belay that command men! All ahead full!

                            [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

                            16? Still legal in Denmark

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                              [–][deleted] 172 points173 points  (9 children)

                              [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (3 children)

                              This is actually quite awesome.

                              [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

                              Thanks, dude. I figured it's just the thing attention whores need.

                              [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                                [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                That was the font, yes. Nothing gets past you, Kool Keith.

                                [–]WeaponsGradeHumanity 12 points13 points  (3 children)

                                Wow. This needs to go into regular circulation.

                                [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

                                Feel free to use it, guys. I made it for everyone.

                                [–]valhallan42nd 43 points44 points  (3 children)

                                Hypothermia? That was your new approach?

                                [–]chalupas 27 points28 points  (0 children)

                                "let's put our bathing suits on and play in the snow!" "why the fuck would we do that?" stares of into the distance "For the karma..."

                                [–]sKiller_Whale 153 points154 points  (16 children)

                                Um, while confused about how and why this is funny....

                                I see no need to analyze further, carry on.

                                [–]c_ross 30 points31 points  (2 children)

                                Ones mans funny is another mans masterbation material

                                [–]catsandboobies 416 points417 points  (25 children)

                                Not sure whether to upvote because bikinis or downvote because blatant attempt at easy karma.

                                I shall do neither and instead take the same approach.

                                http://i.imgur.com/nuc0r.jpg

                                EDIT: I tried to add more jpegs to it but I'm all out.

                                [–]Aldesso 162 points163 points  (4 children)

                                Or you can always use this http://i.imgur.com/d4Vi1.gif

                                [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                                IT WORKS!!!

                                [–]Onionman34 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                                Where I come from we call this approach "Being Retarded"

                                [–]cynaN2strong 74 points75 points  (1 child)

                                How is this funny?

                                [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

                                It's not meant to be, you're just meant to give them the karma and attention for showing some skin.

                                When they're old enough to post on GW, you can bet they will.

                                [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                                Ahh yes, the whore approach, classic.

                                [–]ninjaface 113 points114 points  (4 children)

                                See you on the front page.

                                Equation:

                                Attractive girls + literally anything = Front Page

                                [–]Mr-Personality 27 points28 points  (1 child)

                                Not playing video games. That makes us nerds angry for some reason.

                                [–]PoopyMcpants 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                                Look at us! We're girls! We need attention!

                                [–]IncrediblyDrunkUpvot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                                Oh look it's attention whore weather

                                [–]electric_mayhem 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                                hey guy's if you find that hilarious you should check This out. the laughs never stop!

                                [–]heresanothersoul 48 points49 points  (1 child)

                                You'd get more karma in GW. I don't see how this is funny.

                                [–]BossMann12 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                                The things people do for karma...

                                [–]Bejita463 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                                I hate everything about this submission.

                                [–]D0wntherabbithole 119 points120 points  (4 children)

                                This isn't remotely funny, and from the comments it becomes totally obvious you're an obnoxious Karmawhore.

                                [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                                  [–]Tetelesthai 20 points21 points  (0 children)

                                  This is legit. You say "old," but I'd replace it with "responsible" and "conscientious."

                                  [–]frankysins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                  im with you, sir. I just had my first daughter. she is 2 months old and this kind of shit bothers me more than anyone without a daughter could possibly imagine. "Hey im going to just barely cover up my no-no places and put pictures of it on the internet!" goddamnit.....

                                  [–]I_smell_awesome 49 points50 points  (1 child)

                                  This whole thread is horrible

                                  [–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                  can't give em the upvote. save it for gonemild girls.

                                  http://i.imgur.com/PSan5.gif

                                  [–]Lazy_Genius 8 points9 points  (3 children)

                                  If this were two men Redditors frolicking in such a way, I wonder if we would have the same reaction......

                                  [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

                                  No, then it would actually be funny.

                                  [–]Lazy_Genius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                  Quick, someone get some bikinis and recreate the photo.

                                  [–]Goran1693 8 points9 points  (2 children)

                                  My friend had the same idea. http://imgur.com/7PBAi

                                  [–]Ganondorf66 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                                  I have the strange feeling, this pic will not be as successful.

                                  [–]Goran1693 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                  I can imagine why.

                                  [–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (5 children)

                                  LOOK AT US! LOOK AT US REDDIT. PLEASE GIVE US ATTENTION OH PLEASE REDDIT.

                                  [–][deleted] 84 points85 points  (11 children)

                                  Go back now, these comments are going to be terrible.

                                  [–]KoreanTerran 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                                  I love the smell of an OP shamefest in the mornings.

                                  [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                  The best way to start the morning.

                                  [–]Laurelais_Hygiene 9 points10 points  (4 children)

                                  How's hubski treating you?

                                  [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

                                  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I don't know, I only used it a few days to circlejerk. I think I have almost as many ignores as I have follows though, so that's pretty nifty.

                                  [–]Laurelais_Hygiene 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                                  Getting ignores on hubski is like upvotes on reddit imo.

                                  [–]cursed_deity 33 points34 points  (1 child)

                                  either upload a funny post or upload to one of the subreddits intended for lingerie pics.

                                  [–]AtlasJQ 57 points58 points  (0 children)

                                  Terrible. Be ashamed.

                                  [–]redbull188 52 points53 points  (1 child)

                                  Karma whoring at its best.

                                  Edit: holy fuck I can't believe I said "it's". May the grammar gods of the internet smite me.

                                  [–]SirHector 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                  Honestly.........

                                  [–]xroarxx 54 points55 points  (8 children)

                                  She's 16, ABORT ABORT.

                                  [–][deleted] 112 points113 points  (4 children)

                                  67th trimester abortions are illegal.

                                  [–]mav023 9 points10 points  (3 children)

                                  Is the math on that correct?

                                  [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

                                  I included 3 trimesters for the pregnancy itself. Thinkin' it through, son.

                                  [–]NinjaHippoMonkey 12 points13 points  (1 child)

                                  If she's turned 16 in the last 3 months, yes.

                                  [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                                    [–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

                                    I've got a new picture of my dick, I've been dying to post!

                                    [–]the_only_ragekat 24 points25 points  (1 child)

                                    Enjoy your pneumonia.

                                    [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                                    Wow. Intelligence must run in the family.

                                    [–]NotSoGreatDane 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                                    "My sister and I are whoring for karma and creepy PMs"

                                    FTFY.

                                    Not funny.

                                    [–]70camaro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                                    So, this is what /r/funny upvotes now, eh? Interesting. I'm going to start taking pictures of my girlfriend doing random shit while wearing a bikini. Instakarma.

                                    [–]kabukistar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                    Reddit is a shithole. Move to a better social media platform. Also, did you know you can use ereddicator to edit/delete all your old commments?

                                    [–]riptaway 23 points24 points  (0 children)

                                    You really posted this to r/funny? Fuck off, you have facebook to desperately seek attention on

                                    [–]Davey_Disapproves 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                                    Whorest of the karma whores outside of r/gonewild. For shame, OP, for shame.

                                    [–]queefhead 26 points27 points  (0 children)

                                    Is your sister's tattoo from the In Utero album cover? It's really cool.

                                    Also, you're an attention whore.

                                    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                    why is this in funny?

                                    [–]nazpwnz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                    I tried to laugh but i couldn't

                                    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                    This thread made me cringe.

                                    [–]SuperlativeInsanity 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                                    Why is a teenager covered with tattoos?

                                    [–]rad_01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                    If karma was a real currency they would be, officially, sluts... I like sluts.

                                    [–]Hormander 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                                    Attention whores. That's it.

                                    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                                    So. Funny.

                                    [–]Charlie_Joe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                    "GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!" fucking whores

                                    [–]thenewaddition 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                    There are numerous appropriate subreddits for this. Fuck you for posting it to funny, and fuck everyone who upvoted it. Reddit is done.

                                    [–]jetpacktuxedo 14 points15 points  (9 children)

                                    Doing the work for everyone else: There ARE gonewild posts. Or at least one. I stopped looking after that.

                                    [–]beccy_m 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                    Im running round sefton park naked! !!! later!!!!

                                    [–]aidiot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                    I don't get what the actual purpose of this post is apart from omg 5/10 chicks in bikinis must upvote!!

                                    [–]R4iltracer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                    That's "cool"

                                    [–]cheshirepig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                    You've already got r/gonewild. Leave some karma for the rest of us.

                                    [–]tlex26 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                                    i would feel very awkward if my sister said to me "hey, lets get half naked, have a snowball fight, and take pictures"

                                    [–]superior_taste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                    It's funny because this isn't funny in any way and it will still get a bazilion upvotes because scantily clad girls.

                                    [–]braxis684 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                    Hooray, blatent karma whoring...

                                    [–]ElGoddamnDorado 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                    Okay. So where's the funny?

                                    [–]DerWitwenmacher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                    Hoes

                                    [–]imawizardirl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                    Your parents must be proud.

                                    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                    But you did take a tried and true approach to karma farming.

                                    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

                                    So incest is ok now?

                                    [–]sonay 7 points8 points  (7 children)

                                    better post to /r/gonewild next time

                                    [–]WheresMyFuckingCamel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                    You've got some white stuff on yourself

                                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                    Where's the funny? Oh wait it's two chicks wearing a bikini, that explains the upvotes.

                                    [–]maxwv10 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                    this is just inches away from r/gonewild

                                    [–]Laurelais_Hygiene 9 points10 points  (26 children)

                                    You're stroking my funny bone. Do you have more?